AISubs v3.4
- Is pollen okay? - Pollen is okay, but it seems like it's bad.
- It's not bad at all, but when it's pollen season, my nose gets stuffy.
- It's pollen season, right? - Yes.
- I asked the guy with pollen if there's a lot of pollen today, and he said there's a lot of pollen today, and my nose gets stuffy.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Did you have pollen? - You're very energetic.
- Your energy is very high. - No?
- I remarried, but I got divorced and got back together again. - Really?
- You were a big boy. - A big boy.
- You're a woman.
- You're a woman. You're not a girl anymore. - Ozaki.
She was already a high school student.
Do you remember Harumi?
What?
Harumi.
Harumi Mizukunnetsu.
Yes, Mizukunnetsu.
It was when I was going up to elementary school.
Really?
So I got back together with Yomei.
I thought it would be nice if you could throw me a party.
What? Forced?
Someday, when we all get along.
I've got the karaoke box down today.
But it's on TV.
I know. I'll do it for about an hour.
It's easy. I've got the place down.
Please.
Really?
Sorry.
What is it?
A pot of soup and...
A bowl of soup?
A bowl of soup.
You can't say that.
Really?
Wait a minute.
After getting back together with Yomei and Mizukunnetsu,
they decided to throw a karaoke party for Yomei and Mizukunnetsu.
What is the purpose of the party?
Everyone, would you like to order something?
I'd like a drink.
I'm not hungry.
Really?
Yes.
Then...
What?
Can I order a Neapolitan dish?
I don't know.
Everyone, please sing more and more.
Karaoke.
Please sing more and more.
I'm a little embarrassed, but...
I see.
Then...
Since we're here...
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
If someone goes first, it'll be easier for you.
Let's go.
What's the name of the song?
Do you know it?
It's a famous song.
It suits you.
You can say it's a standard song.
That's right.
Excuse me.
Don't sing now.
Let's end it.
Torito.
Let's continue.
Love is over.
You're a weak man.
Forget me as soon as possible.
I won't forget you.
I won't forget you no matter who breaks up with you.
I'll never forget you.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Stop it.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Sorry.
Excuse me.
You suffer a lot somewhere, right?
You remember it, don't you?
Excuse me.
Sorry for yamazaki.
I didn't know it.
I'm sorry.
I did not expect too much.
Was it dark? After all, it was the first song.
After all, it was the first song.
If it was dark and I knew it, I wouldn't want to do it.
I don't know if I wanted to sing it.
I sang it like an impersonation.
That's right.
I made you laugh a little.
I see.
An impersonation.
A little.
I'm not very excited today.
It's like a funeral.
Wait a minute.
Let's eat a little.
What's wrong with you?
It's like a funeral.
I went to the bathroom right away.
I wanted you to let me do that.
That's right.
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
But I don't think it has much to do with karaoke.
But if you say it's a funeral, you'll look at it with noble eyes.
I won't look at it like that.
I'm not a kid.
You'll look like you're in a bad mood.
No, I won't.
Don't say it.
I'll refrain from saying it.
Why did you say you were in Naples earlier?
I'm not coming anymore.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to Naples anymore.
I don't care if you're in a bad mood or not.
Is that so?
Then I'll do an impersonation.
Okay, okay.
Let's eat.
Let's eat and change.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's a video.
It's already in it.
I can see it.
It's already in it.
Thank you very much.
It's totally different.
But it seems like he doesn't know much about painting.
He doesn't know much about it.
He doesn't look like a genius.
Are you okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you okay?
You look like you're struggling.
What's wrong?
You know, my mom and I have some kind of secret.
That's why we're here.
I'm a little nervous, and I'd like you to explain it.
My mom is a little creepy.
She reminds me of Kangaroo.
That's why you're looking down and falling.
I'm sorry about that.
It's creepy to see a Japanese person likened to a kangaroo.
Well, that's part of it.
I'm sorry about that.
Let's think about it in a brighter way.
Let's have fun.
Let's make everyone excited.
Let's do it.
Let's make everyone excited.
What's this?
Hey, welcome!
Let's have some fun!
Hey, welcome!
Let's have some fun!
That was fast.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I don't know if it's too fast.
I'm sorry.
It sounds like you don't like Hikarimon.
I don't know about that.
Is that a Hikarimon joke?
I'm just saying it.
It's not like it came out of reality.
It's just lyrics.
I understand "sushi" as "sushi song," but I don't feel like I'm being forced into a Japanese culture at all.
I don't know what it means to sing "sushi song" and have fun.
It was fun at first.
But I don't know "sushi" itself, so I feel lonely with those basic people.
I don't know "sushi" at all.
No, it's too little care for foreigners.
It was a cheerful and energetic song.
I agree. The tension went up.
The tension went up.
Everyone was like, "Welcome."
It was really good at first.
You sang it well.
Yes.
Would you like your wife to sing it for you?
Is there a song your wife likes?
I'd like to sing a duet with you.
Really?
I'm sorry.
No, not at all.
Are you sure?
Yes, of course.
Are you sure?
Yes, of course.
Thank you, Mr. Hamada.
Are you sure you want me to sing it?
Yes, of course.
It's a duet.
Yes, it is.
It's a duet.
It is.
Madam.
Wait, wait.
What's wrong?
I'm scared, scared, scared.
Let me go.
Are you alright?
What's wrong?
What's the matter?
Madam, what's wrong?
What's the matter?
What's going on?
- What should we do? - It's falling.
- It's falling.
- It's falling! - It's falling!
- What should we do? - What should we do?
- Well, I mean...
- Lonely Chaplin.
- I mean...
- It's impossible for a tragedy queen to be lonely!
- You're making life-long arguments!
- If you can't accept it, then a tragedy queen can't be lonely!
- I don't know about that, but it's a song!
- You should've picked it up first!
- My body is hot! Please touch me!
- It's really hot!
- It must be hot.
- You should've picked it up first!
- I don't know if I should do this.
- I think you should do it.
- You've been through a lot.
- So, today...
- Let's not do it.
- I don't think we should do it today.
- Because Napolitan isn't here yet...
- It's true.
- We haven't had much to drink.
- But we shouldn't say "Napolitan" now, should we?
- Of course we shouldn't.
- But we should do it now.
- We should do it now.
- Have you ever been in a relationship?
- I want to sing a song.
- I'll sing it.
- A cheerful song.
- Like an anime song.
- An anime song!
- Even children can sing it.
- I'll do it!
- Everyone knows it!
- I'll do it!
- The two of you do it!
She's saying she's hungry.
And she said her stomach hurt.
And she left home early in the morning.
Sorry, but I don't know what "tired" means.
You said you were tired.
I was afraid to get in the car.
You were tired.
Even if you say Edison is a great person...
even if you say that common sense now...
Did she leave home?
She left home, didn't she?
- Let's do it separately. - Let's do it again.
Let's do it again. It's a bad day today.
- Let's do it again. - I'm sorry.
I'm really worried about "downtown".
A duet...
"downtown" with you two...
I want you to sing something.
- No matter what you say... - With you two...
No matter what you say...
If we do "downtown", I think everything will be fine.
I think a duet has a meaning.
I don't think there are many lyrics in it.
I think you two sang it for me.
Do you like exciting songs?
- Let's sing exciting songs... - Exciting songs...
- Exciting songs...
Exciting songs...
- OK? - OK.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- OK. - Let's do it.
- I fell from my chest and ran away - OK.
- Where is he? - OK.
Give me back my heart.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
I said shut up! Karaoke is over!
No, no...
If you do it, I won't say anything.
What do you want me to do?
A little more...
I wanted you to be hard on me.
We had a party.
I feel sorry for you.
Well...
What do you think?
Why don't you sing it, ma'am?
You...
Yes, yes.
What will you do?
I won't do anything.
I heard you want to sing, too.
Really?
That's the best.
Would you like to sing in this situation?
No, no.
You already sang it.
Yes, I did.
I'm sorry.
You're funny.
Where do you get those pants?
Oh, there she is.
How do you like it? Is it the same as before?
No, no, no.
Isn't it good?
Microphone, microphone, microphone.
It's nostalgic.
It's this, it's this.
It's this movement.
Humans are basically elephants.
Madonna also gained weight.
Oh, you're copying me.
How is it?
It's a little faster.
Are you wearing panties?
I'm wearing panties.
Huh?
Dad!
Hey!
What's wrong?
Are you bleeding?
What?
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm scared, I'm scared!
It's bleeding, it's bleeding!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I think she hit her head.
She hit her head?
She hit her head.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Let's go to the hospital.
Mom, wait a minute.
Why do you keep moving?
Take me to the memorial hospital.
What?
It's not a memorial, but it's okay, right? Memorial hospital.
Take me to the memorial hospital I always go to.
I'm sorry.
You're always naked.
Come on, come on, come on.
I think I was too excited.
I hit a wall.
It's full of different meanings.
Well, there was a little bit of organizing.
Well, but it can't be helped.
Mom went to the hospital.
Yes.
It's already open today, either way.
Let's go home.
Yes, let's go home.
Well, I'm going to the hospital for a while.
Yes.
Well, about one million yen.
One million yen?
Sex harassment.
No, I didn't have sex harassment.
But if you sue me for sex harassment, it won't end like that.
If you tweet me a little more, it's over now.
Say it if you don't want to tweet me.
No, my daughter will probably tweet me.
She's quiet, but she's been tweeting me all the time.
Yes.
Oh, Mr. Kobayashi, I'm sorry.
Oh, Mr. Kobayashi, Mr. Kobayashi.
Well, I've had a lot of injuries and sex harassment.
For the time being, one million yen.
- I have money, but... - Isn't that enough?
- No, no, it's complicated. - But it's complicated, isn't it?
Well, I haven't got my Napolitan yet.
For the time being, I'll pay for my Napolitan and my drink.
I'm sorry about this.
But it's okay now.
I'll also stop Twitter. I'm sorry.
- Can you stop it? - It's okay, it's okay.
Well...
I'm sorry.
Well, it's okay.
- You're like this again. - You like it, don't you?
Even so...
My Napolitan is too late!
I don't know anything about Tanaka.
- Really. - You don't know him? - No.
He's a kid.
I've been taking care of him for 15 years now, but I don't know anything about him at all.
- I know you're stupid. - That's right.
- I don't know much about him. - I know only this.
You know, you were an athlete who could run fast when you joined the soccer club.
- I know only that. - Oh, that's not good.
- What should I say? - It's called "speed of the moment".
"Speed of the moment"!
- It's a very popular soccer shoe for little kids. - It's a shoe that can run fast for a few seconds.
- Yes.
- I gave it to him. - He was a goalkeeper.
But his son is a goalkeeper.
- That's right! He wanted it so much! - It doesn't matter!
- It's a forward, so it's probably better for you. - No, I'm a goalkeeper.
- I was surprised! - It doesn't matter!
- That's right! - I heard about it!
- Is that all, Mr. Hamada? - No, it's true.
- I've been doing this for 15 years. - I don't know anything about it.
- Oh, is that so? - I've seen you in private only once.
- Oh, really? - I haven't reported it to you yet.
- When was that? - Well...
- It was about two years ago. - What?
- It was about two years ago. - Yes.
- I saw you near the TMC. - Yes.
- You were driving a car from a narrow road. - By yourself?
- Yes, you were driving by yourself. - I see.
- I was driving behind a taxi and we passed each other. - I see.
- There were only two of us and we barely passed each other. - I see.
- There was a car driving in front of me and we barely passed each other. - I see.
- You had a scary look on your face and you barely passed me. - I see.
- I don't know if you were looking at me or not. - I see.
- It's dangerous because you don't know if you'll hit me or not. - I see.
- You had a scary look on your face and you barely passed me. - I see.
- I thought you were saying hello to me but you turned away when we passed each other.
- You turned away and said, "Hello, sir." - You're stupid!
- No, you barely passed me. - You didn't look at me.
- You barely passed me. - You don't look like that.