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Many entertainers have participated in "kid's show" and many projects have been carried out.
However, when it comes to "football hour", downtown takes inhumane action.
It's just too much for me.
I can't stand it anymore.
Don't touch me!
In "kombi competition", two violent warriors' faces have been recorded.
Tonight, let's see the shocking records of such downtown!
First of all, the 2009 October Combination Competition Karta Tournament.
Young comedians were swayed by the unfair behavior of downtown.
It's a little funny.
Excuse me, Hama-san.
My leg...
My leg hurts a little.
I'm sorry.
The rule is, if you get one karta, you get 10 points.
And if there is a star mark on the back of the karta, you can choose a number from this panel and increase your points!
Here we go.
The trademark is the lion symbol.
Yes!
I'm perfect now.
I'm perfect now. I came from above.
You shouldn't have gone from above.
It hurt a little.
I'm sorry.
Did something happen during recording?
No.
During recording?
Apologize properly.
Apologize properly once, Tanaka.
What?
Let's make a picture of Kokori-ko apologizing properly once.
I thought I could do it right away, but Hama-san's hand hit me a little hard first.
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
Say "Kokori-ko".
My partner, Endo...
Apologized.
Great sense! Chihara brothers!
Thank you!
Are you okay?
Anyway, look at me!
Oh...
Nothing.
I'm sorry.
What's with that face? Are you kidding me?
What's with that face?
No, I'm serious.
Do it!
Let's go.
Koamote comedian number one, Hamada Masatoshi!
Koamote!
Right in front of you.
That's not good.
You're strong!
That anime you wrote, who's that?
That's rude.
Can you say "Hamada" with that?
That's cute.
You bought it because it's cute.
Why do you say that?
You had a lot of presents.
That's not what I think.
Everyone says you're like a cartoonist.
Hamada, you're really doing your best.
What do you mean?
You're really good.
Comedians say you're having fun.
You say that, too, Hamada.
Thank you.
I think it's a great thing.
It's a card, so you should say it.
You can't get a prize.
You can't get it?
I want it.
You can't get it?
Masato-san!
Wait a minute.
What about the card?
That card.
I got it.
And!
That's not the problem.
That was a lie, wasn't it?
No matter how you think about it, it's a lie.
But you have it in your hand, right?
Wait a minute.
It's my neck.
I'm catching it now.
When you jumped in, you didn't catch it.
When you came back and did this, you took it out.
Really?
That's more like it.
Here's the game battle!
The duo with the most gold will double up their chances!
The time limit is one minute!
See you later!
Double up chance, start!
10 seconds left!
Start!
Oh, it's big!
It's impossible to catch a big one from 10 of them.
Can I say something?
You didn't say anything.
What?!
Scary, scary, scary. What are you talking about? It's really scary.
Wait a minute.
This isn't a lie.
Who is this?
This is...
No, it wasn't there from the beginning!
What is this?
I saw you putting it in.
What?!
No, no, what are you talking about?
It's a no count.
You gave it to me.
No, no, it's a no count! You took it!
I put it in with all my might.
What?!
You took this to Demekin and put it in?
No!
I put water in it from the beginning.
Of course.
You'll be surprised if you hear me say that.
It'll end up like this.
I'll go last!
Yes!
Mysterious comedian!
Already in middle school!
He did it!
The winner is...
Yes!
Number 11, please!
Wow!
He won!
The winner is...
Chairman Chihiro Jicho!
He won!
Amazing!
Wow!
Thank goodness!
I'm starting to feel sick.
Are you okay?
I'm starting to feel sick.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Is it okay if I win?
What?
Is it okay if I win?
Is it okay if you win?
That's crazy!
I'm dying, so I want to win!
It's leaking, but...
In May 2009,
the comedian quiz grand prix was held!
Even in this project,
the comedian colleagues
have become downtown homeless people!
The rules are...
Each duo will give a personal quiz!
Depending on the difficulty,
the points will increase!
Okay, everyone!
Please choose!
"downtown"'s "10"!
I see!
Question!
In 1987,
"downtown" hosted
Osaka's very popular show...
Ah! This one!
I know this one!
Chairman Chihiro Jicho!
It's four o'clock!
That's not it...
I think it's actually four o'clock for assault.
You already know the answer?
It's four o'clock for assault.
There was an assault.
There wasn't an assault, right?
Since it's a TV show, we've been skipping it since the first episode.
You've been skipping it since the first episode, right?
Why is it a mess?
It's incorrect!
Does that mean we don't get 10 points?
No! That means we don't get 10 points.
That's weird, right? We don't get 10 points.
We don't get 10 points, but it's weird.
Next!
What should we do?
I want to aim for high scores, so I'll go for "downtown"'s 20!
Question!
What is Hamada's favorite animal with a long nose?
I got it!
It's an elephant, right?
- It has a long nose. - It has a long nose?
- It's not an elephant but... - Huh?
- Yes, Mayor? - A bug!
- Oh, I got it. - Huh?
- It has a long nose... - Huh?
- I haven't said it yet. - Huh?
- I haven't said it yet.
- Time over!
- Please give us the correct answer.
- Well...
- Kamada said that... - Yes.
- ...an elephant has a long nose. - Yes!
- Huh? - I said it!
- Elephant...
- It doesn't like elephants.
- I like them. - It doesn't like them.
- And then... - It said it really likes them.
- Yes. - Hmm...
- So... - Do you like them?
- No. - Oh, then we can't.
- But I like them. - But I like them.
What's wrong with you?
That's enough!
That's enough.
Look, your teeth are already this long.
Let's change the rules and get excited!
Please select a panel of down dancers!
That's enough.
Aren't you going to do it?
I hate today's end.
You're really nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
I knew you'd be excited!
Please select a panel of hot down dancers!
Then, Endo's... Endo's... Kokoriko's...
Endo's... Kokoriko's... Endo's...
Endo's... Kokoriko's... Endo's... 45.
Question.
When "Kokoriko Golden Legend" was still airing late at night, what was the first legend that was achieved?
Something like...
Eel!
Incorrect!
It's not eel!
It's a fish in a chimney in a battle!
Incorrect! Incorrect! Incorrect!
Incorrect!
Time over!
It's a little different!
Is this the one that goes "fwa fwa fwa fwa"?
No, it's not. This is...
This is the button that goes "peko" and goes up.
No! This is the one that goes "peko" and goes up.
That's right. This is like the "fwa fwa fwa fwa" one.
The timing is the same.
That's right.
Then, it's fine. The answer is...
Ah, that's right!
Everyone, is it okay for me to say it one last time?
Just say it one last time.
I definitely won't listen to you.
The answer is...
Is this after the time over?
It's already time over. Just say it one last time.
I'll let you say it now.
Please, Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san is listening.
Matsumoto-san!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto-san!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto-san!
Wait, Matsumoto-san!
Please, answer me!
Just say it one last time! I definitely won't listen to you!
It's okay.
Answer me!
Who should I say it to?
Why don't you say the answer?
Do you really think you can't do it?
Yes, yes.
In a small voice.
In a small voice...
Using a real bear's hand...
To make a bear's hand...
Is what Matsumoto-san did once.
Matsumoto-san did it!
Then...
Matsumoto-san, please answer Matsumoto-san just once.
Matsumoto-san!
Ah, yes.
Umm...
Isn't it something like...
Isn't it something like a bear's...
Can you make a bear's hand with a bear's hand?!
Yes!
It's late
It's super late
Well, it fell, so we turned it once, but...
There's a bear's eye on the left, but...
Next up is the bar stop race!
The team with the bar stopped closer to the head will receive points!
You can stop it as it is if you want to slow it down!
I'm scared!
OK, next person!
Yes, OK!
Can you hold the red part?
Yes, the red part
Can you hold the red part?
Can you hold it?
I can't hold it!
Are you OK?
How was it?
I haven't tried it yet
I dropped it a lot
It hurt a lot
OK, next up is Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san, you've seen this before, right?
Maybe
Yes!
Please!
Here I go!
Eh!?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
I'm kind of...
scared...
of it
That's just how the game is
What is it?
Do you want me to measure it?
I'll measure it with this
No, you haven't done it yet!
I'm going to throw up!
You haven't done it yet
A little more!
I don't feel like doing it
A little more!
I don't feel like doing it
A little more!
I don't feel like doing it
A little more!
I'm going to throw up!
Nice!
You did your best!
What is this?
OK!
Here!
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
Here?
You did your best!
That was the final game!
The winner is...
Congratulations!
Congratulations for your trip to Hawaii!
Hawaii! Hawaii!
It's too bad.
It's hard to get a logo of our own.
Yeah, I feel sorry for our own logo.
It's not cool, our own logo.
No, I mean...
It's so cool to see you working out.
Is it your sister?
Huh?
No, well...
How's it going, Hamada-san?
Can you lend me this?
Lend you?
Yes.
We have the right.
Take this off.
What are you doing?
Give me the music.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What?
It's a charity show.
You guys do it.
Can you do it?
I don't know how to do it.
Stop it.
Stop it right there.
What is this?
They decided the winner with a simple game.
Even in this show where they lose and end up losing,
their unfairness has exploded.
First, the familiar shogi mountain of sushi.
You guys are scary.
I'm sorry. I have a stomachache.
Is this the right place?
I'm sure we can do it.
Nonchalant!
Damn it!
Who are you?!
I'll do it one more time!
Let's go with Hamamatsu.
Hamamatsu?
That's enough.
Look.
It's all over the place.
That's right.
It's all over the place.
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Let's be quiet for a moment.
I couldn't hear you.
Didn't you say something?
Wait, wait, wait.
I couldn't hear you.
Futt and Goto also easily cleared it!
What are you doing?
Well, I feel like Goto was doing it, too.
I feel like Goto was doing it, too.
This is...
Goto is out!
Who said that?!
Replay start!
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Next up is the luck bug game!
Pour hot water in order.
If it doesn't come out, you're out!
Here we go!
Go deeper.
Don't go!
Are you okay?
Hey!
Did you drop it?
Yes.
You dropped it earlier.
No, I didn't.
You dropped it according to the rules.
No, I didn't.
It's a chess board.
It's hard to understand.
It's not a chess board.
It's all the same.
Do you understand? Do you understand?
Look!
Everyone understands.
Of course we understand.
You're tired from work, so you can't raise your hands.
People who watch TV don't understand.
People in general don't understand.
I'm sure there are people who say they shouldn't have dropped the cream.
I'm sure they say that.
Yes.
The next person should make it clear.
Tell it to the camera.
Yes.
Say it one more time.
Yes, say it.
If you do nothing wrong, you'll be out.
This time...
I dropped the cream, so I'm out.
You dropped the cream, so you're out.
But next time, I'll be safe.
But next time you'll be safe.
Yes.
That means Endo is out!
Yes! Out!
You should do it quickly.
If it takes too long, just avoid it. Bring me another one.
Yes!
That's enough, Endo.
Endo-san!
It's taking too long.
Start the music!
What are you going to do? Are you going to do it?
Yes!
Next up is Komoto's challenge!
Can you do it?
If it takes too long, just avoid it.
Can you do it?
Yes!
I'll do it.
Start the music!
You're out!
Makumatsu-san, you're out!
You're out!
I'm the oldest and I lost. I'm sitting in a chair and my juniors are throwing pies at me.
How much do you think it will be transmitted?
It will be transmitted a lot.
It's indescribable.
Do the older and younger people know about it?
Yes.
This is...
It's okay!
It will be transmitted a lot.
It's indescribable.
How much do you think it will be transmitted?
It will be transmitted a lot.
Makumatsu-san, you're out!
You're out!
What are you doing?
What's up?
What are you doing?
It's great when you sit down.
It's better than I thought.
Like this.
Do I have to be hit?
Of course.
You have to follow the rules.
I don't know.
You have to tell me.
If you tell me, I'll do it.
If you tell me the opposite...
What are you talking about?
You'll get in trouble.
It's rude of you to say that.
You should tell your seniors.
That's right.
You're wrong.
Lighter, one shot.
As soon as you don't get hit...
Here we go.
This is what happens.
What are you going to do?
You look sad.
Who did it?
I did it.
Then you know the person, don't you?
I don't know who did it.
I see.
This is the first one.
Look at his hand. Whose hand is it?
Here...
It's blue.
It's blue, isn't it?
It's blue.