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"Gaki no Tsukai" has been airing for 22 years now.
More than 1,000 shows have brought birth to many famous characters.
Among them, the one who is most proud of is...
Call me "man"!
The man who continues to create many miracles, Picadery Umeda!
He is 80 years old this year!
Sometimes as a host of "Kabuki-cho",
and sometimes as a stand-in for "Innocious",
he has come all the way from Canada and performed miracles for us!
This time, look at many of those terrible images!
Gallery, may I bite you?
In his first special edition of "Emergency Next Day",
as a miracle fortune-teller from Canada,
he shocked his members with a shocking fortune.
Please.
Packly, may I bite you?
Well, it's about time...
Can we take off the shakers?
Oops!
It's completely off, isn't it?
Is it a root metal?
This is a little... We don't know.
I don't know.
It's over!
Hamada!
Yes.
I'm getting divorced this year.
You like collecting videos, don't you?
My wife...
I don't think so.
Oh, I see.
So what should I do about it?
If you don't do it, is there another reason?
I don't know.
You're saying it now, aren't you?
Is there any other reason?
Can I have a sandwich?
Hamada!
What should I do to get a divorce?
Once a day...
Tell her you love her!
I see...
Shouldn't you say it?
From the camera's point of view.
I'll say it when I get home.
You say it!
Tell her you love her!
Instead of a gentle way of saying it...
Hamada-san, I'm sorry, but you should say it.
I'll say it when I get home.
I love you.
Say it again!
Say it clearly!
He didn't like it.
I love you.
Can I say it?
Judge!
I've been told that before.
Right, everyone?
Pikateri-san, shouldn't we say it too?
You should say it.
I love you.
What is it?
Shouldn't you say it?
You don't have to say it.
Pikateri-san, are you serious?
I'm serious!
Chiaki...
I love you.
Chiaki!
I'm glad!
Chiaki...
I love you.
Ileva's 12th!
Is it really Ileva's 12th?!
It's Ileva's 12th!
Next, he appears as a miraculous Ileva Magician.
He showed us his ability to travel the world.
Picadery Umeda-san wants to make Ileva float in the air with his age.
That's amazing.
Well then, Picadery-san, please.
Picadery Umeda-san wants to make Ileva float in the air with his age.
Can I show you my Gabblinger Gabble?
Yes.
Wow, it's floating!
It's floating!
It's coming! It's coming!
Is it floating? Is it floating?
The lighting is terrible!
No, it's floating.
It's floating!
It's floating! It's floating!
Let me show you something that doesn't violate the rules.
No, no, no.
Let me go through there.
It's floating.
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
That's strange...
It doesn't matter.
Judge!
Yes!
The Ileva did float in the air, but...
Was it your own Ileva?
Is this your own Ileva?
It's not, is it?
Yes.
There is a sense of distance.
That's right.
Shut up, you old fart.
Old fart!
If Kikazuri-san calls me "old fart"...
What do you think, Endo-san?
Basically, do you believe in it?
I believe in it.
If you believe in it...
...tell your wife...
...that you love her.
Isn't it funny?
But that's what Kikazuri-san says.
Kikazuri-san doesn't believe in it...
...but that's what Kikazuri-san says.
You believe in it, don't you?
Shout!
Don't shout.
I'm sorry.
Shout!
I love you!
Kikazuri-san's love for Kikazuri-san...
It's running!
It's fast!
Isn't that a sea horse in the bath?
Kikazuri-san's love for Kikazuri-san...
Tell.
Kikazuri-san's love for Kikazuri-san...
Tell.
Tell me your love.
Tell me.
He heard it, but his wish didn't reach him.
I did it...
The product disappeared into a foreigner's hat.
It was a crime that took advantage of his big body.
Picadilly corrects it in Canadian English.
Picadilly's brilliant self-defense technique.
The men who heard the noise beat the foreigners.
Men and women of all ages always work together in danger.
Picadilly's high judgment, which called men and women, was compared to a nuclear attack.
Excuse me, Mr. Picadilly, can you show it to me?
What is it?
You don't have a face!
The legendary charismatic host, Picadilly Umeda.
We also fell in love with his fascinating technique of seducing women.
Instead of Kinsen, this is a place where you can enjoy charismatic love games.
In a shop that sells a momentary dream with a bunch of snacks,
songs that have been separated from the world and reality are repeated.
Picadilly Umeda was in this shining Shinisei Host Club in Shinjuku.
If there is charisma that seduces women in their dreams, I want it.
No matter what, he became No. 1.
You don't know, do you?
On this day, we will learn Pika's terrifying technique for the first time.
How are you, Pika?
Did you brush your teeth every day?
Your charm is making me shiver.
Words that make you shiver.
However, it seems that Pika's sweet words are irresistible.
I see.
In the end, I want everyone to like me and love me.
Words like these can't make you irresistible.
If a customer is an irresistible little sheep,
does that mean that Pika himself is the "King of the Hundred Beasts" of Kabuki?
Actually, in order for you to see it in the studio,
we asked for female guests to appear and hug Pika.
And we will tell you Pika's secret.
Is that so?
Then, please come in.
I don't like her.
She's cute.
Then, what kind of person is this woman?
Really?
Then, Pika-san, please.
Yes.
Wow!
No, no. Are you serious?
Yes, it's true.
Now, please ask them for their opinions.
Yes.
Are you serious?
What are you doing?
Is it true?
What's going on here?
You're insane!
[The Ghost's Answer]
Then, the ghost answered like this...
There is no way to go back.
Only ghosts have legs?
I won't tell you!
In fact, Picadilly, who used to be a fearsome blacksmith, gave us a shocking shock.
Picadilly-san and Oiwa-san played a tremendous battle with their lives on the line.
What?
They miraculously managed to obtain a photo of that moment.
Really?
I'd like you all to see it.
What?
That moment.
What do you mean, 'moment'?
Please take a good look at it.
Picadilly-san's face!
Does it hurt?
Please take a good look at it.
What does this mean?
What does it mean? I don't know.
What is it?
It's covered in mud.
I don't know. I haven't seen it in a while.
It's my first time seeing it.
It's a hat.
Yes, it is.
It's my first time seeing it all.
What happened in the end?
I'd like you all to see it.
What happened in the end?
I don't know.
What do you mean, 'you don't know'?
It's not something you can just say.
That's not fair!
Picadilly-san and Oiwa-san played a tremendous battle with their lives on the line.
Can I bite your gray hair?
The truth is...
Picadilly was a standman who didn't risk his life.
That brave challenge...
Took us by surprise.
On a kid's show...
In Hollywood, it's sealed.
The Legendary Stand 2.
He says he wants to try it.
Can we see it in front of us?
Yes, you can see it in front of you.
Over there, look!
Mr. Piccadilly is also here!
Four obstacles on a 50m course.
They have to pass and reach their goal in 10 seconds.
Will Piccadilly be able to complete this unprecedented challenge?
Let's go!
Ready...
GOAL!
Please make it!
Wait! Please! Please!
Let's start!
Now, there's 9 seconds left!
9 seconds left!
The stopwatch entered the middle of the first 9 seconds!
The stopwatch is 9 seconds!
From 9 seconds to 8 seconds!
8 seconds! 8 seconds have passed!
From 8 seconds to 7 seconds!
Now, Piccadilly-san!
From 7 seconds to 6 seconds!
Already later!
No! 5 seconds left!
There's not much time left!
There's 5 seconds left and it will eventually be 6 seconds!
The 6 seconds will finally end!
No, no, no, we are coming to the end.
They are almost reaching 4 seconds.
Now, they have reached the average.
They are still really slow.
They are nearly reaching 3 seconds.
They will be reaching mid-3 seconds.
I can see it! I can see it!
I can see it completely!
We can see what is hidden in their bodies!
We can see it!
This is bad!
And what is on the right side of the gate is...
They have 3 seconds left!
With the remaining time of 3 seconds, can they hit themself with their own ribs through this powder?
2 seconds!
Not only there, but there's quite a lot of time left.
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
It increased!
I can kind of see something on the left.
It's a hand.
Ah, it's a hand.
But you can't see it at all.
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
Ah, there it is.
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
Now! It's barely there!
The remaining time is now 1 second!
I'm looking at the clock right now!
The remaining time is now 1 second!
Push it!
Oh! 9.99 seconds!
It's a great success!
At the moment of justice, we have succeeded!
We did it!
Piccadilly!
You didn't think it would be exactly 10 seconds, did you?
Yes.
Um, I'm going to accurately measure the time, but...
No, but once it's 2 seconds and then it's 3 seconds again...
It increases and increases and...
I don't think that's the case.
I don't think you can do it.
No, I can't do it.
You know...
My grandfather has been working so hard.
Isn't it okay?
You can't say grandfather.
Let's grow up a little, everyone.
Is it okay for me to say grandfather?
You can't say grandfather.
It's like powder is stuck in your mouth.
I want to say it too much.
A car for a flight to Canada has arrived at Narita Airport.
Please move it.
Let's go to my country.
You can't do it.
You can't go to Narita.
You can't do it.
Which country will allow you to do it?
See you later.
Be careful.
See you later.
Is it okay for me to get stuck in the pyramid?
What does it mean to get stuck in the pyramid?
In fact, Picadery, who was a brave Lebanese archaeologist,
infiltrated the pyramid of Egypt and explained its whole picture.
Cleopatra, who is said to be one of the three most beautiful women in the world,
succeeded in restoring her voice.
In fact, she left her voice as "chuck voice".
It's a world first, isn't it?
It's a world first.
Can I press it?
I'll press it.
It's Cleopatra.
Thank you.
Is this for real?
Of course it is.
In Japanese?
That's right.
What? What?
Cleopatra, "dayo" is...
What?
Cleopatra, "dayo" is said in Japanese, but...
What? What?
"Dayo" means "dayo" in Japanese.
Yes, that's right.
Yes, yes.
And this is Cleopatra...
I see.
Yes, you know that, right?
What?
And...
What?
What? What?
Hang in there.
It's hard for me to talk to you even if you come to me with an appetite.
On the contrary, I'd like to make more trouble for you.
You're doing a good job today. There's a lot of trouble.
It's always like that.
Yes, it is.
And Cleopatra, "dayo" is...
Yes.
Isn't it strange?
Yes.
What?
What? What? What is this?
That's enough!
I understand it now.
That's enough!
I heard that he was a researcher who knew the truth.
What do you think of it?
Well, he has a lot of different faces.
I heard that he is an old man who lives in Tokyo.
A researcher who knows the truth, Picadery Umeda.
He revealed to us the unknown UFO truth that even the U.S. government is concealing.
In fact, Picadery himself is being humanized.
What?
May I have your hat?
My hat?
Yes.
Badly-san...
You've been quiet a lot.
This is...
You want to communicate with another world?
Yes.
Do you want me to communicate with you?
With who?
Yes. With Mars.
Can you communicate with Mars?
I will communicate with Mars...
I will communicate with Mars now.
Isn't that amazing?
Even though you don't know anything about it.
Oh, an antenna.
An antenna.
It's short.
It's short, isn't it?
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Communication...
It's like an old cell phone, isn't it?
Say it again.
It's hand-free, isn't it?
Yes.
Well...
It's a space war sword, but...
A space war sword?
It's not that kind of sword you're talking about.
Then...
Is it okay?
I got it!
Thank you!
It's English.
It's still okay.
What is it?
A space war sword.
Oh, it's still okay.
This year, Picadilly is celebrating its 80th birthday.
It is now highly regarded and recognized all over Canada and the world,
and its progress has never been peaceful.
The miracle of his great glory will continue to be told for generations to come.
And it will continue to give us courage and emotion.
Yes, forever.
Good evening. I'm Piccadilly Meda.
It seems like I've been found out that I'm 80 years old.
I'm in Canada now and I wanted to go to Japan for fun,
but I'm in Canada now and I'm in the middle of my 80th anniversary tour.
I have a terrible Piccadilly fever, so I can't go.
I'll go to Japan when I recover.