AISubs v3.4
In 2011, there was a man with an unquenchable determination and a new year ahead of him.
Good evening, I'm Gyosei Yamazaki.
Today, I'd like you to see my exquisite Tsukkomi ability.
Actually, I was a Tsukkomi after I debuted and formed a Kombi.
To be honest, my basic physical strength is no joke.
Are you going to do it?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Well, I'm going to Tsukkomi like this.
Yes.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Understood.
Right now, the main member of the band is inside.
I'm telling you to do whatever and just do it.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm sure someone is doing it.
Well, I don't know how many people like me are doing it.
This year, a 24-year-old man who has been doing Tsukkomi for many years
will show us his high-quality Tsukkomi, using his unquenchable sense of Tsukkomi,
from the break to the timing.
Are you going to do it?
Yes.
Right now, the main member of the band is inside.
Let's go.
Yamazaki goes to the store where four people are waiting.
There, for the first time in his life, he makes a high- quality joke.
Ice, ice, ice, ice.
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Wow.
Immediately, Hamada makes a joke with Osagegami.
When and with what phrase will Yamazaki make a joke?
Ah, it's warm. It's warm, isn't it?
Ah, it's cold outside.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold outside, isn't it?
Well, how should I say it? Ah, it's cold, so when it suddenly comes, it's warm, isn't it?
But it's cold outside.
That's right.
The temperature difference.
The difference, yes.
What are you having?
I'm having hot coffee.
- Hot coffee? - Yes.
- And you? - I'm having ice tea.
- Yes. - And you, Hamada?
What are you having?
Ice tea.
Ah, hot coffee, right?
Then I'll also have something.
- Yes. - Yes.
Excuse me!
Excuse me, this drink is not available.
- I'll have a hot one. - Yes.
- With oolong tea. - Certainly.
Excuse me.
Hot water.
Corona.
When it gets cold, it gets hard again, doesn't it?
It hardens.
- Certainly. - It hardens, doesn't it?
Excuse me, thank you for waiting.
- Ah, excuse me. - This is your hot water.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Yes, it warms me up.
I was wondering if I was going to drink it like this.
What's up with you, Shagigami?!
What's up with you?!
Alleluia!
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!
A lot of things came up in my mind, to be honest.
Like... "Huh? You're like that usually?"
The level of my comments and my stupidity don't go together at all. It's really painful.
I wonder if they don't know. The atmosphere...
The atmosphere doesn't know. It's tough.
Hamada-san's face is funny, and he's doing a lot of things.
He's putting oil on his body.
But I managed to get in shape.
I'm still talking in a stupid way. I think you got the hang of it now.
- He's still talking. - He's still talking.
His commentary is long.
- The earthquake didn't go well. - I see.
I see.
He doesn't get a lot of manzai, and it's hard for him to come out of the dressing room.
- He'll say something when he gets home. - He'll say something when he gets home.
I wonder if he'll say something.
What's wrong with him?
- Dark circles are really important. - Aren't they?
It hurts sometimes.
This time, a mysterious middle school student is in the same seat.
What is Yamada-kun's honest comment?
- But it wasn't that painful in the past. - That's true.
It wasn't like that in the past.
Excuse me!
- Yes? - Hot water, please.
Yes, of course. Please wait a moment.
I like hot water.
- It's cold from the bottom of my heart. - I see.
- It warms you up. - Would you like some?
I'd like to go somewhere warm.
That's nice.
It's tough to shoot during this season.
- It's cold. - Thank you for waiting.
This is hot oil tea.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
This really warms you up.
Where did you get it?
- This one? - Yes.
I bought it at Shibuya.
It's pretty open, so I thought it might be cold.
I think it's your idea.
Young people are opening up more recently.
- I think it's cold, too. - I think it's cold, too.
If you open it up completely...
Where are you from?!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
When I said "hallelujah" for the first time, Mr. Hamada was surprised and said, "Oh, I see. Am I that strong?"
I thought and this time it's a great timing game.
And the choice of words, too.
Even if I say a lot of things, too much come out in my head and quite an accident happened.
Where is the first middle school?
Which one is wrong?
Where is the normal school?
The choice is strange.
Do you still want me to do it?
Do you?
Well, I don't, but...
I'm in a relationship with her, but...
If you ask me the same thing, I'd like to say it.
Yeah, you're right.
Endo provokes Endo with a difficult joke.
However, Yamazaki makes up for this joke with an appropriate comment.
Oh, my back...
Is there a typhoon coming or not?
Huh? At this time of year?
It's rare at this time of year.
Is there a typhoon?
No, I don't think there is at this time of year.
I see.
Can you give me something cold?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Something cold.
I'm going to go pee.
I'm sorry.
I'm always told not to go.
I'm in a lot of trouble.
I don't think it's a problem.
What is it?
Yamazaki stands in the bathroom and lets Endo swim for a while.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what I was doing when I was in middle school.
It's rough. It's rough.
It's still funny.
When I do that, I remember my middle school days.
There were a lot of things like clubbing.
I remember that and I'm in a lot of trouble.
I can't do anything about it.
I've done something about it before.
It's not like I'm going to say anything.
He's already in a lot of trouble.
There's no way he's going to come.
He's not stupid.
Isn't that what you said earlier?
He doesn't have a waist.
He's in a panic.
When you panic, you're getting narrower and narrower.
You can't see it.
The things you're peeking out of are expanding in panic.
This is the only place you can see it.
Good evening.
What are you doing?
Thank you.
What is this?
Oolong tea.
It was a little sweet and delicious.
To be honest, it's sweet.
Oolong tea is usually cold.
It's cold.
Oolong tea has that kind of ingredient.
If you say so, I think soy sauce will come out.
What does it mean?
My body...
It's delicious.
How much do you expect to bite?
To bite?
Yes.
I only do it once a week.
But it's good.
Is it good?
Don't you ask everyone?
Right?
It's good.
What about food?
Everyone is different.
We have a lot of food.
Thank you.
I have a lot of drinks.
Can I ask you for a drink?
Sure.
I'll have...
Gomoku-kunaya.
Gomoku-yaki-soba.
Sennya...
Sennya Boni.
Why can't you do the Iruji magic?
Chun!
Why can't you do the Iruji magic?
Chun!
(snorting)
(sneeze)
(snort)
(roar)
(snort)
Endo is not worth it.
It may not be a good ending.
That's terrible.
What are you trying to say?
(snort)
I'm worried about you.
I'm sorry.
Why can't I do Rouge Magic?
It reminds me of when I was in junior high school.
It's funny.
I'm just saying.
You said you were going to do it.
I didn't say I was going to do it.
I just felt like doing it.
So I did it.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
I'm going to do it.
I'm definitely going to do it.
Understood.
Yes.
Rouge Magic
(sigh)
The fire is going down pretty fast.
I thought it was getting late.
It's earlier around the end of the year.
It's 5:30.
It's 5 o'clock.
Excuse me.
Can you order something to eat?
Yes.
Thank you.
Please eat.
It's miso spaghetti.
Yes.
It's Indian subuta.
Indian subuta
Yamadaki
Shunji's judgment
I want to put it in the right angle
Shunji's judgment
It looks good.
Can I eat it?
It looks good.
What kind of feeling do you have when you eat it?
It's full of feathers.
What kind of dish is it?
I don't know.
[shouts of joy]
That's terrible.
I waited a while and said it again.
You said it again?
What are you saying, Yori?
I am saying that I just finished singing "Indian Suita".
I have been waiting for "com" because of my earlier mistake.
I've been waiting for it for a while.
You've been waiting for it, haven't you?
I'm a little worried about "com" now,
But somehow we made it work!
But we were saved!
We were saved!
We weren't saved!
We were saved!
I got burned.
A lot of things got mixed up for a second.
In the end it was lychee.
There were a lot of feathers on lychee.
Lychee?
Is lychee in there?
Lychee isn't in there.
It's not in there.
It's not in there, is it?
This is, to be honest, a simple story.
It's a deer antler.
But the meatball looked like lychee.
Meatball?
Did it look like lychee?
No, it did look like lychee and lemon.
That's right, but...
What is that?
I don't know anything about that kind of thing.
I can't say anything about it.
The four of them are ready for the next joke.
This one is easy to understand.
A pine tree's nose and a lobster's tail.
You can tell right away.
I didn't know about that pattern at all.
You should definitely look at it from a distance.
You should grin at it.
Oh, that's right.
That's good.
You always do it like that.
You usually act like you're not feeling well.
You've been like that for a long time.
It's not me who's not feeling well, it's you who's not feeling well.
What kind of phrase will Yamazaki use for this joke?
(slurp)
(sigh)
Ah, but...
(cough)
It's getting better.
What is?
I think I twisted my wrist.
Twisted?
The line.
Ah, I see.
I can't drink it!
It's cross-cupped!
My emotions are changing!
What's going on?!
[The final decision is...]
I know what it is.
You're bad at this.
I've been doing it like that for a while.
I was wondering what it was and now I know.
You're bad at this.
You can't do it.
He's laughing.
He's laughing so much.
You've made up your mind.
I think I know what it is.
I didn't say anything at all.
But I think I know what it is.
I think I know what it is.
I'll go with it.
[Tanaka & Yamazaki]
It's January... February.
It's February.
It's too soon.
[Tanaka asks for a shot with two bokehs.]
[Yamazaki asks for a shot with 100 points.]
[Tanaka asks for a shot with 100 points.]
It's too soon.
It's too soon. It's too soon.
It's been 30 something days in a row.
When it was bad, I opened the door of the bathroom and took a shower.
Five or ten minutes.
It's too soon.
My eyes are popping out!
My tongue is fluent.
What's going on?
I'm shocked.
He's not good at it.
It's only 400 liters
Hey!
Tanaka is doing his best
He's putting a lot of effort into it
How is it?
I like it
Right?
I pulled it up so you could eat it
It's standing up
It's finally standing up
He's probably the first man in Japan to stand up with eyes and tongue
That's right
He challenged himself
Of course, it's also the first time for him to say that
He wanted it to work out
You were terrible!
Even people who joined this year will say that you were terrible
The mysterious middle school student now has a house and a seat.
How will Yamazaki deal with this bokeh?
It's February now, so I have my birthday too.
So it's your birthday.
I see.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
So it's your birthday.
I see.
So you're done with your medical school.
I'm done with my medical school.
But I'm still happy.
When my birthday comes.
I won't be happy!
Who died?!
It makes me sad!
Why?!
Why did you bring me here?!
Tell me!
Are you done?!
[clap]
[slap]
This beat needs correction.
[slap]
How about this?
Everyone watching on TV,
if you have anything you want to write in your hand,
it would be great if you could write it down for us.
If you write "yamazaki"
it equals...
you suck!
[laughter]
If you would just write that.
I'm sorry for making you go through all of this.
Don't ever end up like Anna!