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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai ara hende" "chiki chiki", "motto mitai" "spy24h", "hizoo wo buite yaru" big release special!
There's still more?
There's still more!
We did it twice, right?
We did it twice, but there's still more!
Seriously?!
You're taking too much!
Is that the end of it?
We didn't even get one!
Just do it, one-shot joke!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Which one should we do first?
Do it! Do it!
One-shot joke!
Do it! Do it!
Matsuno-san is telling you to do it!
Do it!
You won't get away!
You're in trouble!
Do it! Do it!
Chiki chiki!
You can do it!
As I said before, there's still more to do!
On New Year's Eve, we thought we'd do a broadcast together.
Is it like self-restricted?
It's like self-restraint for the staff.
It wasn't funny?
It's not suitable for New Year's Eve.
It's not suitable for drinking tea.
Are you trying to steal something that's not suitable for drinking tea?
You won't get away!
It wasn't supposed to be like that.
It costs money!
It costs 6 million yen!
6 million yen!
You're going to buy a Lexus.
Is that why you're in the middle of it?
Yes, it is.
He's the one!
He's the only one here.
He's not here.
He's the star of "VTR"!
Please come in!
He's small.
Thank you for coming!
What are you doing?
It can't be helped.
He's having a cold.
It's not a good thing, is it?
It's okay. It's not a good thing.
Hebo-san's VTR cost 6 million yen.
What do you think about it?
First of all, it didn't cost 6 million yen.
You said it yourself.
It didn't cost 6 million yen.
In my opinion, it must have cost about 3 million yen.
What do you think about it costing only 3 million yen?
It's very interesting.
If you look at it, you'll definitely say, "Huh? What's wrong?"
No one did anything wrong.
Please look at it carefully.
Is it content that will cost a lot of money?
It was perfect for New Year's Day, but everyone had weird regulations.
What was the title of this show?
Dogs and Dogs.
You can't say "oh."
You can say "oh."
If you look at it, you'll know.
Take it off! Take it off!
Oh! I'm scared! I can't say it!
Oh! My head is spinning!
Oh!
My brain is spinning! My brain is spinning!
Oh! My head is spinning! My brain is spinning!
Philippines, capital, Metro Manila.
At present, a charismatic spy who is on a secret mission to travel the world to find out about the movie "007" is infiltrating this land.
That person is...
Wow, it's so hot.
Where should we go? I don't know.
A spy who can travel the world, Hei Pou.
Hei Pou's mission this time is to catch a gang of thieves who think they live in this country.
They can't return to Japan until they complete this mission.
What kind of charismatic spy technique will they use?
Where are you going?
This is it.
You wanted me to show you this part, didn't you?
This is what we're looking at today.
But it's amazing.
The monitor is amazing.
Oh, it's open!
This is low.
You're big, so you know.
It's too high.
What?
First of all, they head to the island for information collection.
Wow, this is scary!
How far are we going on such a big road?
Wow, I'm scared!
It's a big gang again!
Wow, what is this?
How do you think you can catch a gang of thieves?
Well, I think I can do it.
I'm pretty good at vanilla.
I have a sense of this area.
I've been here a few times.
At the resort.
The girls are cute, too.
I've been here three or four times.
Is it a good mission this time?
Of course.
If it's solved, I'll go.
Good night, zutsu.
It's solved.
I don't have to do much.
Police, police, police.
And the place where the police moved is a market called San Andres Market, which is popular with locals.
Here, we will enquire and investigate places that look like we will encounter with Hitakuri-han.
What are you talking about?
Where?
This way.
Hello.
Do you know where we are?
I don't know where we are.
Hitakuri-han.
Can you speak Japanese?
I can't hear you.
Hitakuri-han, do you know where we are?
No, I don't know.
I don't know at all.
That's no good.
You're not laughing at all.
I don't know what to do.
I can't focus.
It can't be helped.
Heippo is taught how to ask questions in English.
Soon, the wall of words stands in the way of his charisma.
Yo!
Oh, mom.
Hello?
Where is the spot?
Where?
Pass?
Snatching?
On?
Hill?
Entry?
I don't know.
I'm greedy.
What is it? Takara language?
I don't know. Let's buy a banana.
It's good.
It's not that sweet.
It's good.
Heipo gets information from a woman.
He goes to his destination.
I think it will be fun if I go with Tadaki.
I agree.
I have to go to places like this.
I don't think there is a day like that.
I'm serious.
You are serious these days.
I'm serious.
I was very serious.
It's hard for me to think about playing.
When night comes,
they arrive at their destination.
Will Hittakurihan appear here?
It's like a square.
It's like a concert hall.
It's perfect, isn't it?
It's a common pattern, isn't it?
It's dangerous for filming.
Hittakurihan hides the camera in his bag.
The infiltration operation of charisma begins.
I'm scared.
What are you doing with this ball?
I don't want to pass.
Do you want to buy something?
Do you want a drink?
Give me more.
Juice, honey. Drink?
Drink?
Hitakuri? Dorobo?
What dorobo? Japanese?
No, me Japanese.
Dorobo? Huh?
Oh!
Many?
Ah... explain to them what you just said.
Ah...
What did you say?
There are many children's dorobo here.
Children's dorobo?
Yes.
Do you work in a shop?
The shop is beautiful.
What is it?
Karaoke.
Karaoke?
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure.
Now...
Karaoke only shop?
Yes, only karaoke.
Nothing else?
Everyone drinks?
Everyone drinks.
There is also a Japanese shop here.
Can you pick me up?
No, I can't.
Thank you.
Yes, you can pick me up.
It's a shop like this.
Do you want to go?
It looks interesting.
Sit down.
You look like you are about to enter.
Do you want a bag that is easy to carry?
A bag that is easy to carry?
Yes, I got it.
Here, in order to make it easier to carry, they have changed to transparent bags.
The back street is scary, isn't it?
This one is a little different, isn't it?
But this is no good.
Shall we go this way?
What?
They have changed locations and gone to a narrow, dark alley with few people.
It's hot in here, so I'm sweating.
Wow, this is...
Where are we going?
Which way?
Where are we going?
Shall we go this way?
It's hot in here, isn't it?
What's with this old man?
It's scary.
I'm not kidding.
The way they look at you is really scary.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Come on, let's go.
What?
You haven't done anything yet.
Why don't we call it a day?
Let's leave it for tomorrow.
Why don't we call it a day?
Is it no good?
Let me...
Yes.
No, no, no.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Huh?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Oh, I'm in trouble.
What's wrong? Huh?
I can't do anything.
You really can't do anything in the evening.
Hey, it's still okay.
Four hours, five hours or so.
Yes.
I'll be there in a few hours and ten minutes.
Yes, I understand. Let's go.
Yes.
It's late in the evening and they head for dinner.
They arrive at the restaurant.
Oh, I dropped it.
No, I didn't take anything.
It depends on the situation.
No, it doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist at all.
No, I bought about one and a half.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the long one at the end.
How many people do you usually serve?
About six people now.
What?
I brought it with me.
Is it true?
I brought it with me.
I eat it every day at the restaurant.
And I'm going to eat it for two days today.
Thus, the first day in the Philippines ended.
And the next day...
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Oh, it's already dark. - Huh? The night is already over?
- Are you tired today? - No, I'm fine.
- Did you wake up Tsutsumi-san alone? - Well...
- Didn't you go to the doctor? - No, Tsutsumi-san is in the hospital now.
- In the hospital? I can't go to the hospital. It's not good.
- No, I was told to get a prescription for the time being.
- With these members... - With these members?
With veteran director Tsutsumi-moto absent, the second day begins.
Instead, young director Tadaki will go with them.
And then, to the mysterious city outside Manila...
- Wow, scary! - Wow, this is no joke!
- This is the last thing I want to do! - Wow, there's a lot of people here.
- This is unbelievable!
Will charismatic spy Feipao be able to catch Hittakuri- han in this city?
- Let's go. - Wow, scary!
- I'm scared all of a sudden.
- This is unbelievable!
- Wow, this is no joke!
- Why are you doing this, Tadaki?!
- Wow, this is no joke!
After this, Feipao's true nature will finally be revealed.
With veteran director Tsutsumimoto absent, the second day is a star.
Instead, young director Tadaki will accompany them.
And then, to a mysterious city outside Manila...
Wow, scary!
Wow, this is no joke!
After this, Feipao's true nature will finally be revealed.
Will Feipao be able to capture Hittakurihan in this city?
Wow, scary!
I'm scared all of a sudden!
Wow, this is no joke!
What am I doing this for, Tadaki?!
Hey...
If you get too close, you'll get hit by Hittakurihan.
No, no, no! That's not the problem!
That's not the problem.
Wow...
Wow, I can't do this alone!
Wow, what is this?!
There are so many scary people!
Wow, scary!
No way!
Scary, scary, scary!
He ran away!
No, no, no!
What's wrong?
Don't talk to me! I'm scared!
What's wrong?
I don't know! I just got scolded in a weird place!
Let's do it one more time!
No, no! They're telling me not to come over there!
If you get too close, I'll come with you!
No, no! I'm scared!
Let's go together!
No, I don't want to!
Let's go! It's the same here!
I'm telling you I can't do it alone!
If you get too close, I'll come with you!
No, I'm telling you I can't do it alone!
But, I'm serious!
But, I can't do it! I'm telling you!
Let's go!
I'm telling you! I'm not going!
I'm not going to come!
I'm telling you! I'm not going!
What is that?!
How do you do it?
(cough)
So let's go. It's better to go inside.
In the end, the staff also agreed.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
What are you surprised about?
I can't reach it.
If you're tired and you feel like you're going to fall,
you can put your bag on a pillow and try it.
Let's see how it goes.
(cough)
You know what the limit is.
It's not that hard.
It's not good to do it like that.
You can do it like this.
(cough)
Everyone is watching you.
If you sleep like this, you'll probably get caught.
You can't say it's in the way.
Tadaki, there's a limit to this.
How about if you get caught?
Tadaki, you're getting too excited.
I'm not excited.
As an adult, you don't know what to do.
I'm scared.
I've been following you.
I've been watching you from the side.
It's just right.
I've been watching you from the side.
He's just doing it on his own.
I'm not in a good mood.
It's his first time.
The first person said, "I'm scared."
What is this place?
A dog was bitten.
Dogs don't bite when they're bitten.
Dogs don't like it.
Dogs are the scariest.
Let's go this way.
Dogs don't like it.
I don't care if it's a dog or not.
Dogs don't bite when they're bitten.
I know.
If it's a dog or not, it'll die.
I'm telling you to go back.
Go back. Go back.
I'm telling you to go back.
Remember to go back.
I don't have any experience.
When you were filming, you said...
I'm sick and I'm going somewhere.
You're worse than me.
You're the worst.
You're an easy prey.
I have no choice but to do it.
I went out.
I can't go out in such an environment.
In this way,
The transgression laws of illegal guns were put in place.
In this way,
Illegal guns were not suitable for biting.
The Philippines is a safe country.
you can have a fun trip.
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Isn't it enough?
It's enough, isn't it?
It's too much.
Did you pay 6 million yen for this?
An old man, a little old man is wandering around.
An old man got sick.
What did you go out and come back for?
What is it?
Is it your first time?
It's really the worst.
Is Mr. Tomoro going to cry?
There wasn't a VTR, but as we were on our way, a massage lady came up to us, since she's Japanese.
And right away, Mr. Heipo said, "Isn't there a special course?"
I'll never say that.
Once, I went to Thailand and Vietnam with Mr. Heipo and his friends.
And in Thailand, it was just a normal massage shop. Really just a normal one.
And I lay down on the curtain and Mr. Heipo was lying down.
And after 10 to 15 minutes, "Special massage, okay?"
Special massage, okay?
And after 5 minutes, "Please, special massage, okay?"
What does "special massage" mean?
Is it okay to say it here?
Is it a bad thing?
No, it's not a bad thing.
So, gradually...
Is it okay to say it?
It makes you feel bad.
It's a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing for all citizens.
It makes you feel bad.
So, it's not okay?
No, it's not okay.
So, it's just a bad thing?
Yes, I think it's a bad thing.
So, you don't think the public will accept it?
I don't think so. I'm really sorry about that.
Excuse me, Mr. Heiho. Please step forward.
What?
Is it okay?
Of course!
Please step forward a little more.
Massage...
Start!
Step forward a little more.
Step forward.
Kneel!
Don't be stiff!
Ouch! It hurts!
Don't be stiff!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Kneel!
Which one is better?
Which one?
It feels good.
I see.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Mr. Heiho!
Yes?
Is this useful?
What are you doing?
You always say that.