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The annual event of the new year, YamaOne Grand Prix!
This event is a gateway for breakdancers who have discovered countless entertainers every year!
Last week, all viewers scored 10 points!
Who will win the championship? The fierce second half begins now!
You can do it, right?
What's going on?
I'm really not okay anymore.
But there's no 9 or 8, right?
No.
All teams have scored 10 points so far.
We'll keep it up for a long time.
I see.
Let's have the next contestant do his best, too.
Let's do it.
With his powerful singing skills, he will recreate that famous song.
His sixth year, "Double Name".
Here you go!
Hello, I'm Chagi Andersson. Nice to meet you.
Chagi is a good guy.
Thank you very much.
By the way, he is a big fan of you.
I love you.
I used to sing with you in "Yami no Yokyo".
What is "Yami no Yokyo"?
When I sang with you in "Yami no Yokyo",
I said "How about some candy?" to the audience.
They gave me candy.
At first glance, it was only gummies for me.
Do you remember that?
I'm sorry.
I remember the business of darkness.
Let's do it.
Please give us your score.
Shure Realism's new queen, 9th year, Ume.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm fine now. I don't need it anymore.
I don't need it anymore.
I can't eat it anymore.
I'm going to throw up.
I'm going to throw up more than this.
Please don't give me more.
I don't need it anymore.
Please don't give me more.
I can't eat it anymore.
I can't eat that meat.
Please don't give me more.
I don't need udon or rice for breakfast.
I don't need anything else.
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you very much.
What are you talking about?
I can't hear you laughing.
Thank you very much.
Let's go, Hosei.
I'll give you 10 points.
The 13th anniversary of a lonely guitarist playing a sad ballad.
It's "Amemiya".
There are many singers.
That's right.
I'm Amemiya.
When I see various words in the city, I can't help but sing.
For example, I started this song in the cold.
I'm sure there was a story behind these words.
I've been doing it over and over again since early spring so that I can make it in time for summer.
Today, December 20th, my ramen shop is finally starting to cool down.
While I was working on my song, my wife went crazy about the host.
It started in the cold.
A multi-dollar debt made with my own cards.
It started in the cold.
A mystery that happens every now and then.
An insurance policy that I don't know about.
It started in the cold.
But it's fine.
It's been half a year since my wife disappeared with the host.
I'm starting to miss him again this year.
The summer is coming to an end.
I don't have enough money for ham.
It's getting less and less.
It started in the cold.
A food poisoning that has occurred.
A phone call that doesn't stop ringing.
It started in the cold.
A stress test, hospitalization, sudden hair loss.
It started in the cold.
A person named "son" who suddenly appeared.
It started in the cold.
A terrorist who hides all over the world.
Why do people hurt each other?
It started in the cold.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy for you.
It started in the cold.
I'm happy for you.
It started in the cold.
What are you doing?
You look like your brother.
I'm happy for you.
Yamazaki was unexpectedly heavy this time.
He has always been in 10th place.
Please give him a score.
10th place!
I'm happy for you.
Thank you very much.
I think you will be very busy in 2011.
I think so, too.
Thank you very much.
In 20 years of his career, he discovered a new way of making people laugh.
His 20th year, he's a master.
Master?
What?
Master!
Good job.
He's a master of using an instrument.
Master, you always do it in the beginning.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen, in such an important occasion, if you lose your pace like that...
Can you leave?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let's start over!
Even if you say you're sorry...
I'm not asking you to forgive me or not.
Even if you make a mistake, if you invite me back...
I'll forgive you.
But if you don't invite me back...
I won't let you carry me for the rest of my life.
Do you think I'll carry you for the rest of my life?
That's what it's like to be on TV.
The chance has finally come, hasn't it?
How many times did we appear on the New Year's show at the end of the year?
Just one.
And finally this chance came.
And you missed it by a hair's breadth.
It's already over.
Really.
Right?
You did a one-shot gag, didn't you?
Even with that one data, you brought a notebook with you, didn't you?
I was chasing you, so I thought you'd do a one- shot gag.
You didn't say a word for seven hours of recording, did you?
Why is that notebook?
Why did you bring a notebook?
I was going to do it.
You did.
But you didn't do it, did you?
I thought you'd say, "Sagane-san, you should do a one-shot gag."
I can't leave it up to others. It's been like that for a long time.
It hasn't changed since "Vocabulary" was released.
Really.
"Vocabulary" was released, and now "Kurono Gundan" and "Arita" came up with an idea and said, "Sagane-san, you should do it too."
And you said to me, "You're finally standing out."
But now, when I open the lid and look at it, only "Yamazaki" and "Arita" are talking.
You're not saying anything.
It's the result of now. "Arita" and "Yamazaki" are fighting.
This is the obvious result.
Really.
It's no good.
Even so, when I'm making a gag...
I'm going to say it now, but when I'm shooting "Free" or something like that, I say, "Can I be funny?"
You can be funny.
There was a "Vocabulary" member who didn't talk for seven hours.
He didn't talk at all in such an easy-to-do scene.
You can be funny.
That's all you can do.
Forget it!
It was like that today at this venue.
I forgot the map, so I emailed you where the exit was and you said, "It's A4."
I thought you wouldn't say it if you said it was A4.
But when I looked at you, you were on the other side of the road.
That's A5, isn't it?
You can do that, but you can't do anything in general society.
I know you're mad at me, but I'm not mad at you.
Because I've had that feeling for you for decades.
I've had it for you for years.
Apologize! Apologize!
Apologize and it's over!
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It's not like you're apologizing or anything.
You've been saying it for a long time, so it's not like you're apologizing or anything.
I'm more grateful.
I'm really sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
But you got angry.
You've been on Kokoriko's show a few times.
Yes, yes.
And I was a little nervous.
I said, "It's okay, Endo. I know you."
But you didn't say a word.
The connection with Downtowner...
Yes, Downtowner and I...
When we hadn't debuted yet, there was a segment of "Can I laugh?" where amateurs participated.
Hamada's team and Matsumoto's team were separated.
We were Hamada's team.
And I was so nervous.
Hamada came and said, "Good morning."
I said, "Oh, you're laughing."
He said, "Yes."
And Erii-san said, "Hamada-san, this is it."
When we were called, he walked around and looked back at us and said, "Just laugh all you want. I'll shove it all in."
It was so cool!
It was so cool.
And after that, I thought it was really cool.
There used to be a location for a kimpachi teacher who used an instrument.
And there was an amazing person who went to see it.
And Hamada-san said, "It's bad for each of you to take pictures, so let's take pictures in blocks."
I thought you were a kind person.
So we walked around in blocks.
When we finally got to our block, a high school kid was riding a bicycle and shouting at Hamada- san.
And at first, Hamada-san said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
But after he said "yeah" twice, he just...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
We had cameras, but we couldn't even take pictures.
You would lose your mind!
So we didn't know which one was the real one.
I see.
Takane-san, do you have any memories with Downton- san?
Let's see...
If you don't say something, you'll get in trouble.
I've been watching your show.
You'll get in trouble.
That's what first-class people say.
I've been watching you all the time.
Yamazaki-san, please give him a score.
10 points!
Let's get started!
Let's do it!
That everyone entertainer wrote new jokes for this day.
Eighth year, Slim Club.
Here you go!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Conte, end of century!
What are you?
I am the lowest creature on this planet.
Excuse me.
Can you give me five minutes?
Can you give me some gasoline?
What are you talking about?
I can't give you gasoline for that.
Ouch!
This memory stick contains my sexiest memory ever.
Let me give you some gasoline.
Thank you.
By the way, I'm sorry.
I'll give you two batteries.
Please apply medicine where it can't reach.
Please apply it where it can't reach.
Why?
I don't know.
If you apply this medicine at a fixed time every day,
you can get 100,000 yen per month from a certain organization.
This is the story of 2,200 years ago.
Thank you very much.
I heard that you had a lot of work until February.
Thank you for asking.
I didn't have any work until now,
but thank you for your questions.
I heard you had a job you refused.
Did you refuse it?
I'm the only one who refused it,
but I was invited to a talk show with Mr. Takao Kato.
I refused it without meeting his schedule.
Because you were busy.
I see.
Because you were busy.
Okay, let's start.
Mr. Yabuki, please give us your score.
10 points!
What? 10 points?
You got 10 points.
What did you say?
Wait a minute.
What did you say to Mimi?
No, I'll wait for you.
Oh, but End, please wait for me for a moment.
I said "miss her" to Mimi.
"Miss her"?
What did you say to Mimi?
Okay.
Okay, Mr. Tanaka.
Finally, this time...
This is the last one.
Let's go!
The strongest man in the dirty entertainment world,
who appeared in "No Way! Noi Yama" for the 24th year,
Mr. Mimata Matado!
Here it is!
(Laughter)
Mimata mimata mima mima ta
Mima mima mima mima mima mima ta
Mimata
(Laughter and applause)
I made a mistake.
Even if I made a mistake, I would never say I made a mistake.
I'm sorry. I don't know if I didn't say it.
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
How was it?
I was nervous when I thought you always made a mistake and was behind like this in the white singing battle.
I'm sorry. Your mouth stinks.
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you, Mimata?
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
I made a mistake.
Your mouth stinks.
I'm sorry.
I went to the dentist and got rid of all the cavities.
I'm sorry.
Apparently, I'm nervous and it comes from my stomach.
(Laughter)
It's coming a lot now.
Yes.
Now, Mr. Yamazaki.
Oh, you did it again.
Thank you.
Let's go. Please give me a score.
(Rattling)
Eight!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
It's a halfway eight.
(Laughter)
Well, it's ten or one.
(Laughter)
What?
It's normal.
(Laughter)
It's normal.
I twisted it.
I twisted it twice and made it half.
(Laughter)
Yes, it's inside out.
(Laughter)
It's inside out. Do it!
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
(Music)
The result of fate is finally announced!
Who will win the prize?
(Music)
Entry number five!
Ume-chan!
(Applause)
By all means, I'd like to join you in a live show or something like that.
Join you?
Join you!
I'd like to do a live show with you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you.
And the recording ended safely.
Here, a terrible incident happened.
Turn the camera around a little.
Is the camera turning?
Are you okay?
Yes.
You ate my strawberry!
What's wrong?
There was a strawberry here, wasn't there?
Yes, there was.
Yes, yes, yes!
There were two of them.
I definitely didn't eat the strawberry!
Yes.
Why didn't you eat my strawberry?!
No, I kept it there.
Did you eat it?
I ate it.
But...
I didn't eat your strawberry...
I ate four of them.
Are you serious?!
You seriously ate my strawberry?!
When?!
When...
I was watching a show...
I'm sure you filmed it.
You kept it there.
Where...
Yes, where...
When...
It was time for "Top Batter - Open Space"!
The show began...
...with only fifteen seconds!
Masumoto checks if he's concentrating on the topic and...
...eats a strawberry!
He even eats the last one!
You really ate it, didn't you?
You wouldn't eat it anyway!
No, no, no!
Strawberries are sweet...
...and you eat them last!
I didn't think you'd say that!
Finally, it's on sale now!