AISubs v3.4
Yes, yes, New Year's party!
Can we have a moment?
Yes, yes, New Year's party!
Isn't that too unacceptable?
But...
But Honsai-san wants to start with this.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Now, the big explosion has begun!
Let's do it again this year!
The 22nd Gaki no Tsukai no Alain de Chikichiki!
Let's do it again this year!
New Year's party!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- So, everyone, are you ready? - Yes!
- It's not funny at all. - Yes.
- I just bit it. - I just bit it.
- If you say it's not funny even if you bite it, it's pretty tough for me.
- That's why we're doing it. Everyone, it's a prank, isn't it?
- Then, please! - It's scary.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you very much. - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- The 22nd Gaki no Tsukai Great New Year's party celebrates the beginning of the year!
- With luxurious food and a glass of wine, you can spend a pleasant time with delicious sake!
- I didn't turn on the TV at all. I thought I'd turn on the TV once in a while.
- When I turned it on, the drive was rough. - Thank you!
- Matsumoto-san's name is on it, isn't it? - No, I don't know.
- When I turned it on, I was like, "Wow!" and wrote it.
- Why? - That's why Matsumoto-san's name is on it this time.
- Oh, I see. - Matsumoto-san is watching it, too.
- I love this show. - Yes.
- Here you go. - Thank you!
- As a gift from the staff, we present you new Gaki no Tsukai goods!
- Jenga!
- This is good. - This is good, isn't it?
- Who do you think is the oldest among Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo and Tanaka?
- Tanaka, please answer. - That's right.
- This is where it started for me.
- Electric shock disease. - Electric shock disease.
- By the way, Mr. Takatsu... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Mr. Takatsu, you're getting married. - What?! What?!
- What?! You didn't know?! - I didn't know!
- I mean, you've been to Australia, so you don't know at all. - Not at all.
- You know, with that old lady who sells waistbands... - What?!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- No, no, what did you say? - Who is it?
- I don't know. - What's his name?
- I can't say it. - Jendo, face the camera and say "I love you."
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- With that camera. - With that camera.
- Oh, so this is how you feel, Jendo.
- I thought you'd say it easier, but I can't say it!
- Wow, do I really have to say it?
- You should say it faster. - It's fine, right?
- Jendo, don't say weird things. - This is the worst.
- Do I really have to say it?!
- Hurry up and say it! - I didn't say it!
- Then I'll say it.
- Minori! I love you!
- I'm not interested in you anymore. - I'm not interested in you anymore!
- To be honest, I didn't want you to say it like that.
- Hey! Hey! - You're mean!
- What are you two doing?! - You're mean!
- You should say it! - You should say it!
- If you say it, I'll do anything!
- The 5th Yamawang Cup!
Tomorrow's star, Yamawang Cup!
Every year, a number of break entertainers have come to discover this event.
Who will it be this year?
Zaki-san, Yamawang Cup will start again this year. How do you feel about it?
Even in Yamawang Cup...
It's gone now.
The only person who will carry this Japanese comedy world...
Is this Yamawang Cup!
Yes, yes, yes!
Who's the commissioner?
Yowaman?
Everyone! Nice to meet you!
Piaaaaaan!
It's a little similar to Tam Gen.
It's completely similar.
Then, Yamawang Cup!
It's starting!
It's hard for me to come out.
Let's have the first entertainer appear!
Yes, let's go!
Miracle of do-em entertainer who doesn't make any kind of comment!
The 5th year, Open Space!
Here you go!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
What's up with you?
Everyone, it's the beginning of the new year and I'm fat.
It's you! You're fat!
- You pig! - I'm not a pig!
- You are a pig! - I'm not a pig!
- Then what are you?! - I'm a pig!
"Pig" is "buta" in English!
You pig! You pig!
- I'm not a pig... - Anyway...
I'm into medical dramas and I watch a lot of them.
I have a question for you.
What happened to your father who was waiting for his son's surgery and the doctor who finished his surgery?
Oh, you're right!
Doctor! What happened to my son?!
I'm sorry. I did my best but...
Unfortunately...
My son...
Why?!
- Prank! - Why?!
Why is it a prank?!
Why?!
Why is it a prank?!
You're fat!
- You're fat! - You're fat!
Thank you!
Let's hear what they said about the joke.
Matsumo-san, what do you think about the joke?
I think it was funny and funny.
But during the joke...
Hamada-san checked his phone once...
Hamada-san!
Hamada-san! Please!
- He didn't! - He didn't!
I think the camera is already on you.
The camera captured the decisive moment.
Hamada-san took out his phone and checked his email during the joke.
It was a shocking moment!
Hamada-san, please don't do this.
- Okay, then... - Yes!
Do you want me to give you a score first?
Oh, I see.
Shall we give you a score first?
Commissioner, please give us a score!
It was a 10-point rule, right?
Yes, it's a 10-point rule.
- 10 points! - Full marks!
Full marks all of a sudden!
Why is it a full mark?
The moment they came out, I wanted to give them 10 points!
- Before you saw the joke? - Before I saw the joke!
When I saw the joke, I thought, "Oh, I'm glad I gave them 10 points!"
Thank you!
It's like this every time.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
Let's do it!
Once you hear it, you'll be addicted!
The 7th year, 2700 points!
2700...
I've prepared a wonderful song. Please listen to it if you like.
Right elbow, left elbow, alternately!
The other day, I went to a friend's party and got a beauty cream.
I didn't apply it on my right arm. I only apply it on my left arm.
I want you all to see if I've gotten prettier.
Right elbow, left elbow, alternately!
Look at my shoes. Look at my shins. Look at my knees. Look at my thighs.
Look at my waist. Look at my armpits. Look at my chest. Look at my shoulders.
Here it is! Right elbow, left elbow, alternately!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
It's funny that you asked me to listen to it first because it was a good song.
That's right. That's where we started.
Judge Yamazaki, please give us your score!
Ten points!
He got ten points!
Please tell us why you got ten points.
It's like you've decided on a German suplex old.
If you can compare it...
Let's go with "tonton".
The last generation of Fukuoka Yoshimoto.
It's been 11 years.
Hello! Good morning!
I like fruits! I'm a fruit man!
Thank you for having me!
I tried to express the surface of a mask melon!
I'd like to show you my specialty!
I'm really good at "fruits dashare".
If you give me three names of fruits, I can improvise and make up a story!
Would you like to help me?
First, Yamazaki-san, any fruits?
Muscat!
Muscat is delicious, isn't it?
Next, Matsumatsu-san!
Lemon!
Lemon is sour, isn't it?
Hans-san, one last thing, please!
Peach!
Peach! It's pink, isn't it?
Okay, so we have a mascot, a lemon and a peach.
I've matured!
That's original!
I've matured!
Fruits-oi-san!
The other day, you fell in love with a young and cute peach girl.
You really wanted her to go out with you, so you bought her a lot of things.
Lemon, this lemon, lemon, this lemon!
But you ended up falling for her!
Well, but...
Well, you gave up, didn't you?
Fruits-desu!
That's original!
I've matured!
Thank you for that, Fruits-desu!
In my personal opinion, I thought you were similar to Double Corbin.
I only watch the Fruits Channel, so I don't know...
Okay, let's see the score.
Please show us!
10 points!
Thank you!
You kept maturing and you got 10 points!
Let's hear it.
Why 10 points? Please.
You're still in the middle.
I'm sorry. I have a headache.
Go home!
Ibushi Gin's impersonation of Nenpaisou's heart.
9th year, Koga Prefecture.
Thank you all for coming!
Well, first of all, Suzuki Muneo, who is a little difficult to listen to due to the tension rising in the parliamentary debate.
(Imitating Suzuki Muneo's impersonation of Nenpaisou's heart)
Let's move on.
Hamada Koichi Hamako-san, who laughs very disgustingly after getting angry when watching it on TV Tackle.
Our Liberal Democratic Party has said that the earth is a problem, but the most important thing is the fossil fuel problem!
To solve this fossil fuel problem is to put it in the card won by clearing it!
If you do it with a lot of fun, it's a one-time solution!
What are you talking about, Miyake-san!
What are you talking about!
Clap! Read the card! Laugh there!
Thank you very much!
Yamazaki-san, you're up first.
But I have a bad feeling about this.
I can hear Hosei-san laughing.
But let's continue. Please give us the score!
50 points!
10 points for everyone!
10 points for everyone.
Why is it 10 points? I'd like to know.
Earlier, I had a headache.
What did you say, Endo?
Earlier, I had a headache.
Before that! Before that!
What did you say before that?
All four of you got 10 points.
After that...
Earlier, when you were commenting, I had a headache.
Before that, before that.
Before that?
I don't remember.
I said, "Why did you get 10 points?"
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes, yes.
Why do you think that?
No, um... 10 points out of 10 points is a perfect score.
That's right.
The story was interesting.
Yes.
As Hamada-san said, the characters are similar.
Yes, they are similar.
I think that's what it is.
That's what it is.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It was a perfect score, so it's a good score.
Thank you!
Now, let's have the next performer sing.
"Good old days, laughter of the Showa era," "Miracle of Remix," 13th year, Kobayashi Kenta.
Here you go!
Sound effects, voice acting...
Real Theme Park
Zono Onara de Sayo Onara
What a fast talker!
Battle machine, baby!
This is the real "otoshi-dama".
Thank you very much!
There's also a story about your face...
Well, I'll do it.
The sound of blowing an edgy window.
Yes.
(Cute)
Luckily, the woman wasn't laughing at all.
She looked a little unhappy.
So, Mr. Yamazaki, please give us your score.
Ten points!
This is called "gay".
Wow!
The next generation of Okama characters aiming for two- time star characters, the 13th year, Katoo Naoya, please come in!
Two-time star characters' tongue twisters!
(laugh)
Sore, sore, sore, sore (laugh)
Fuwa, fuwa, fuwa, fuwa (laugh)
Nanabumi, nanagobe, nanabadage, makigai (laugh)
Two-time star characters' fan service! (laugh)
Akabakiami, aomaki, makimakigai (laugh)
Karuselumaki (laugh)
Boyska, you're good at it! (laugh)
Macho drew a picture, I'll buy it! (laugh)
(laugh)
Next-door customers often eat the wrong way! Be careful of Okama!
Yes! First, second, third!
Fuuuuuuuuuu!
It's over. (laugh)
(laugh)
It's not real, is it?
Yes, listen to rude things and be healthy! (laugh)
(laugh)
Well, Katoo-san!
Yes!
I heard you have a favorite member.
Oh, is it okay for me to say it?
It's my beloved Matsubo and Hitoshi-chan!
(laugh)
It's a joke!
If you don't mind, I'd like to give you a drink or something.
Oh, is it okay for me to say it?
Endo, that's enough.
(laugh)
I don't know what's going to happen.
If you say it any more, I'll say "be healthy" to Endo!
(laugh)
All right, I'll say it.
All right, let's go. Hosea-san, please!
Pfft! Oh, this is bad.
Oh, this is bad.
Pfft! This is bad.
No, it's 10 points.
10 points!
(laugh)
This is also 10 points!
Yes!
How is it, Denga?
This kind of correct Newhouse is the best!
Thank you!
Be healthy!
Eat this and be healthy!
Be healthy!
Hey!
Be healthy!
OK, OK!
Good! Good!
Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
Not bad at all in the middle.
No big changes in the status group…
(laugh)
All right, let's go!
Yes, finally released, over-the-air guitar, intense guitar game, 20th anniversary, "Futocho Carboy". Here you go!
Hello! I'm hungry guitar! (laugh)
Oh! Fatty, fatty! Poyonpoyonpoyon!
Fatty got lost in the desert and all he could do was drink water from his knee.
(laugh)
I'm a little overweight, but I'm doing my best with my hungry guitar. (laugh)
I'm telling you the truth.
However, there are places where fat people often gather.
Well, for example, Akihabara. Poyonpoyonpoyon!
Ryogoku. Poyonpoyonpoyon!
And...
Shikage!
Yeah.
Oh! Fatty, fatty! Poyonpoyonpoyon!
Fatty is...
(laugh)
Sugushiinu!
Poyonpa!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the scores.
Thank you very much!
I won!
Oh! This year is amazing!
Is it the 20th anniversary?
Yes! This year is the 20th anniversary.
Does that mean you're a senior to Kokoriko?
I will be a senior!
Hey, what do you think, Kokoriko?
(laugh)
What do you think, Kokoriko?
You're pretending to be tough, aren't you?
But you're really a senior to us, aren't you?
Of course we're watching you with that intention in mind,
and we'd like to learn from you in the future, you know?
Please help me...
(laugh)
Please help me...
He's looking this way, though...
(laugh)
It's like you're shouting "I love you" in the middle of the world...
"Please help me"...
(laugh)
I'm really okay now.
Entertainers who aim for a break appear one after another and a meta battle breaks out.
What are you doing?
From young entertainers in China this year to veteran entertainers over 20 years of experience.
Who will win?
Minori, you did it!