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Everyone in Japan! Thank you for waiting!
The Kid's Strongest Plan Ever! A Series You Must Not Laugh At!
It's been aired six times so far.
Last time, we aired it on Newspaper on New Year's Eve.
I want to use it!
It's hot!
And again, this year, we'll air it on New Year's Eve six times in a row!
Today's stage is...
A hotel!
It has 20 areas of Tokyo Dome.
You can play tennis, golf, sports gym and pools.
It also has luxurious leisure facilities!
Five people will challenge such a hotel!
Around Gaki-no-Tsukai-ya in downtown,
New Year's Day New Year's Day Special!
"Hotel Man 24 Hours" that you can't laugh at!
Please enjoy the special!
"Hotel Man 24 Hours" that you can't laugh at!
On November 25th, "Hotel Man 24 Hours" that you can't laugh at!
A press conference was held!
I would like to ask you some questions!
Thank you!
"Hotel Man 24 Hours" that you can't laugh at!
What did you think of it?
Let's start with Matsumoto-san!
Well...
It was raining all the time.
In that sense, the program itself was out.
However, I did my best in a very harsh and insomnia-free state.
I thought of the staff as murderers.
Thank you very much!
Is it possible for such a person to appear like this?
I really wanted to meet you in a different way in a series of surprising things.
I really think so.
He is doing things that are beyond imagination!
He is an amazing person!
Yes!
Such a person appeared!
He appeared!
In the last newspaper, five people boarded the bus at the same time as the start.
In the car without a place to run away, the blind spot of intense laughter has been appearing one after another.
Your newspaper's name and...
From here, it's starting.
Yes, finally!
Here we go!
It's a one-shot blind spot, isn't it?
It's scary.
[The big one is here!]
It's getting bigger, isn't it?
You're laughing!
[The big one is here!]
It's big!
[The big one is here!]
It's dirty!
It's big!
It's big, isn't it?
You look confident.
[The big one is here!]
Is it a bus again?
[The bus is coming again!]
It's coming.
Do something!
I think it will work out.
Even if you're nervous, it won't work out.
But you practiced a lot.
I hope it works out.
I'm worried.
What if he sees it?
Do you want him to see it?
Excuse me.
We're magicians from China.
Can you show us your magic right now?
Thank you!
We don't have any tools.
Let's use this long cotton swab.
Use it.
It's too long.
Use it.
It's impossible.
Use it!
Shut up!
Just do it!
Is it OK?
Are you kidding me!?
That's why!
I get it, I get it!
[It's not over until it's over]
Is something going to happen now?
It's not over yet!
You're kidding me!
[It's not over until it's over]
I don't know what's going on
This is a good one!
[It's not over until it's over]
This is really scary!
It's not over yet!
In this episode of "Hotel Run",
along with their fatigue,
there will be a super intense and gorgeous comedy performance!
Earlier you said that the number of famous and big guests has increased,
but what has increased since last year...
No, especially...
He's the most nervous, but it's okay.
I'm sorry, it's my first press conference, so I'm sorry.
Press conferences are like this.
I'm sorry, I'll get back on track and ask you one more question.
What has increased since last year...
Other than the number of big guests...
You don't seem to have regained your consciousness, do you?
It's exactly the same.
You've regained your consciousness...
You're wrong, so I won't hit you.
I'm very sorry about that.
If you have any points you want the audience to pay attention to, please let us know.
I haven't seen the editing yet, so I don't know,
but you've been editing for about 26 hours?
No, I've been editing for about 27 hours.
It's almost 26 hours.
Is it okay for you to be so regular?
You've been editing for about 5 or 6 hours.
I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.
Where is it?
There's a corner where you can't be surprised or laugh at the end, right?
At that time, everyone is scared of you,
but on the other hand, it's bright outside.
At that time, everyone is scared of you,
but on the other hand, it's bright outside.
It was pretty bright, but I was scared.
I was really scared at that time.
I thought you were a four-year-old boy who was bright and said anything.
In the last episode of "Don't Be Surprised," a scream rang out in the middle of the night at a newspaper office.
Nyaaah!
Excuse me.
Wow!
What is it?
What are you doing?
I'm afraid of cockroaches.
Give me your autograph.
I'll read it for you.
What...what day is it?
What are you doing?
I'm nervous.
I thought you had a dream.
It's really tight in here.
I thought you had a dream.
I want to get some electricity.
Really?
It's okay.
Where is it?
It's right here.
It stinks.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
You're annoying.
Wow!
You're annoying!
It hurts.
It really hurts.
What is he doing?
Let's clean up.
Yes.
Right here.
Wow!
Right here.
Wow!
What is he doing?
Here you go.
What is it?
It's delicious.
Let's go home.
No.
Let's go home.
No.
We don't have to go home, right?
Let's go home.
Wow, that's amazing!
What is this?!
In this Hotel Run, five people challenged together not to be surprised!
And in the last one, they had a shocking ending!
Let's move on to questions from reporters.
Please raise your hand if you have a question.
I'm Inoue from the TV station. Thank you for having me.
I'd like to ask you all,
is there any kind of bond that has been born through this harsh and long shooting?
There is no bond at all.
Today, when I turned on the TV in the afternoon, Kokoriko and Yamaaki...
Oh, you were on it, right?
Yeah, I was on it.
I was just on it, so I went straight back to Megumi's show.
Why did you sing?!
I don't know why, but I sang "Ah!"
No, it's not like that!
It's in the DVD!
It's in the DVD of this show!
My kid started crying, too.
Why?
I thought, "No, no, I can't."
You saw it in the afternoon, so you can't help but cry.
After this, Kokoriko and Yamaaki will be together for one day!
On this day, Yamaaki and Kokoriko will be on Japanese TV from morning to night for the release of the 15th volume of the DVD and the announcement of the New Year's Day special!
From refreshing to real-time in the evening,
the three of them will be moving with their busy schedules!
Today's newspaper, "Lateran", you know it, don't you?
Yeah.
"Lateran", yeah.
I know Nakanishi.
I really don't like this "Omodon" article about "Endo's usual divorce story".
I really don't like it when people say "endo's usual divorce story".
"Endo's usual divorce story".
That's what the survey said, so I just wrote according to it.
But I'm the most rude, aren't I?
You're writing it.
I'm not writing it.
I'll explain it simply.
"Hello, Endo".
I'm not good at making jokes.
I don't like it when people say it. It's scary.
"Endo's usual divorce story".
That's it for today's "Newspaper, Early Check".
Next up, we have a wonderful guest joining us today!
It's "Mysterious Man"!
Mysterious Man
Good morning!
That's right! We have such a wonderful guest with us today!
First of all, Kokoriko End-san and Anaka-san!
And of course, Ton-chan and Motomura Bekoshi!
Your "truth" is...
Um, wait a second, please.
Huh?
What's wrong?
What's with the timing?
Anyway!
Yes!
This is your second quiz in a month!
Thank you very much!
I look forward to working with you!
Then, could you tell us about your enthusiasm?
Yes, well...
Then, let's get started with "Quiz War" with Ecto- mermal!
Hey, Ton-chan! That's painful! Again!
Quiz War
There was a prank like that, and I had to do it.
And when I heard that Hamura-san had set up a prank,
I was very excited...
From what Matsumura-san and Hamura-san are doing...
To me crying...
Yes.
I'm sorry.
That brings back memories.
I can't believe this is happening.
You'll hold up a panel and announce it.
And at the end of the segment, you'll blow out your whistle.
Okay.
Huh? I'm announcing it?
I can say it, right?
Um... I think it's okay for you to say it, but...
What's with that feeling?
Um... If you don't mind...
I can't say it?
I'll announce it on the panel.
You'll announce it on the panel?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Can you say it?
Even if you say it, you can't blow out your whistle?
That's right.
What?!
It's a little off-key.
I want to see Asaki-san's whistle.
You want to see it?
Yes, I want to see it.
That's amazing!
"Hara Hara Talk" star non-compliance!
Today's guest is...
Good morning!
I'm sorry for disturbing you in the morning.
Tanaka, you're not wearing makeup, are you?
See?
It's a story of the past, but there was a documentary about badminton match.
I wrote it because I had an impression that Hamada-san would be angry at the documentary.
Of course, it's a documentary about badminton match.
That's right.
Civil war!
Civil war?!
Is it a badminton match?
Is it okay? Is it okay for me to play badminton?
I don't know.
Sit down! Sit down!
Hara Hara!
It's refreshing, isn't it?
Wow! Wow! I'm scared!
Wow!
I can't do this anymore.
I'm scared.
Shut up!
It was scary, wasn't it?
It was scary.
To tell you a prank, you threw badminton and it hit you.
To tell you a prank...
Thank you.
Ready, set, go!
I'm your weather girl, muscle girl, Nishida Miho.
On Wednesdays and Fridays, this is what I do.
Today, I'm going to do a waist shape in the bath.
It's a shape up you can do in New York.
First, bend your knees and raise your upper body.
Then, twist your waist to the left and right.
Like this.
The point is that you're using water.
Since you have buoyancy, you can raise your legs.
Raise your legs like this and twist them.
This is not only a waist shape, but also a shape up.
Let's do it.
Please do a shape up like this.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. Was it hard?
I'm sorry.
It's okay. I'm sorry for hitting you.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Let me know when you're ready.
Thank you.
Set up a camera in the train.
Watch out, you'll die.
(singing)
Good evening!
Today is November 25th.
We have two members with us today.
First, we have our regular guest, James and Eucalyne!
And our guests for today, Yamanoji Hosei and Kokoriko!
Nice to meet you!
As you can see, we have a lively group of members here today.
Eiko-san, who you thought you knew and talked to you in a friendly manner,
turns out...
A completely different person!
A very awkward atmosphere!
Now, what will you do in a situation like this?
Nakayama-san!
I know you!
Nakayama-san!
Tanaka-san!
This will be exposed, right?
Tanaka-san!
Tanaka-san?
Good job!
Today, we have two guests, Hosei Yamasaki and Kokoriko Kokoriko and Kokoriko Kokoriko from "Gaki no Tsukai" which will be aired on New Year's Day.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
It's an annual event.
Mr. Yamasaki, it seems like you're trying to make people laugh this year, too.
I think it's getting more and more extreme as I follow the show every year.
It's really interesting.
I'm looking forward to it.
I have a question for Kokoriko and Kokoriko.
Are you guys ready for this show?
I'm not sure if we're ready for it or not.
I don't think we're ready for it.
That's right.
It's hard.
It hurts a lot.
You know, you get punched in the face.
We've never been punched in the face.
Of course we haven't.
Anyway, it's a shame to see you get punched in the face, Mr. Yamasaki.
That's right.
Mr. Yamasaki and Ms. Kokoriko have been together for 17 years.
I asked them if it's a shame to see you get punched in the face.
What is this?
To be honest, it's a shame.
Hey, what is this?
I'm 42 years old and I want to look cute.
But I pretend to be weak.
I don't know if you think it's cute or not.
But there are things you should respect, right?
Yes, that's right.
Huh?
Right now, yes. I'm trying my best to turn my head around, but...
It's difficult.
Hey!
What's with you?
It happens.
It happens, doesn't it? Don't end the shoot!
"How was it?" What do you mean "how was it"? Stop pranking me!
No, I've been doing this since this morning.
In the middle of it, my father secretly made me do it.
How many times have you pranked me?
Stop it!
Thank you for coming today!
Please watch it!
Thank you for coming!
How was it?
Sorry, it's over.
It's over.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for this, but...
I'm sorry for the prank.
I'm sorry for your face.
I'm sorry for crying.
I remember that.
I'll remember it forever.
I'll bring it all the way to the graveyard.
You're not going to forgive me?
I won't forgive you.
But you're on TV, so you're a bit...
You're a bit...
You're like a service spirit.
But I won't listen to you.
Please forgive me.
I understand your joke.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
"Gaki-no-Tsukai" news!
Today, "Gaki-no-Tsukai" books will be released at the same time!
With these two books, you'll know everything about "Gaki-no-Tsukai"!
Buy two books together!
"Gaki-no-Tsukai" DVD is now on sale!