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(Applause)
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Some people don't know about us.
We've been doing this for a long time.
We've been doing this for nine years.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry" doesn't mean anything.
The demo will start soon.
It's been a long time since we recorded this.
That's right.
It's been a while since we talked about us.
It's raining today.
Why do you take vinyl umbrellas seriously?
What is it?
There are many people in the world who think vinyl umbrellas are the same.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When I buy vinyl umbrellas, I buy a 65cm one because it's big.
I also buy a 65cm one.
Right?
When I go to the convenience store for a while, I don't have it anymore.
I only have one left.
I'm a big man.
You should have it.
What is it?
You should buy it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why don't you have a vinyl umbrella?
When I go to the convenience store for a while, I don't have it anymore.
I don't have it anymore.
You can tear it off.
That's right.
I'm hungry.
That's OK, right?
That's OK.
Good-bye.
You can go home with joy.
Hello!
Welcome!
We still have some time.
It's been about 10 years since we last came here.
Aren't you nervous?
Yes, it's been a while.
I'm so nervous!
Thank you for coming.
It's been a while.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
That's great.
Of course, we will have more Talks with you.
Yes, we will.
I hope you will enjoy it.
Yes, we will.
But...
It's been about 10 years.
It's been 10 years!
We used to be 29 years old.
Yes.
Now we are 38 years old.
No, it's been 10 years!
Yes.
A lot of...
A lot of things happened.
A lot of things!
A lot of things happened!
Right?!
You mean Chiaki, right?!
That's right!
Ah, Chiaki!
A lot of things happened!
There was, there was!
Yes!
Because I remember it!
You do!
Eh, you're 25 years old, so of course...
That's right!
You didn't know her!
Ah, I did know Chiaki!
Yes!
This was recorded on Wednesday, wasn't it?
That's right, every week!
Looking back at that time...
Yes!
Right?
After the concert for the instruments ended...
Yes!
I used to go to the apartment where Chiaki lived, a long time ago!
Ah! Wednesday!
That's right!
And now...
A new older brother...
Ahaha!
Has taken it...
No way, no way!
Hoihohohoi!
Wait!
Yes!
I have a complaint about that "hohoi"!
Eh, what is it?
Is it okay?!
Ah, yes, yes, it's fine!
I have a 5 year old boy...
I know!
But, well, I love Gendo's "hohoi"!
Ah, yes!
But, that's not a problem!
I'm always asked about it!
Ah, yes, yes!
Really?
When I go home...
Yes!
That 5 year old boy...
Yes!
Dad, did you do 'hohoi' today, Gendo-san?
Ahaha!
Did you do 'hohoi' today, Gendo-san?
Yes!
Ah! No, no!
It's not like I'm a kid today...
Yes, yes!
Gendo-san, besides being a kid...
No, no, I don't do it!
You don't do it, right?
Yes, I don't do it!
"Today, Gendo-san, you didn't do 'hohoi'", you say, right?
Yes!
But, well, the next day...
Yes!
When I go home...
"Today, Gendo-san, you didn't do 'hohoi'", you say, right?
Yes!
All the time!
Yes!
All the time!
Yes!
Recently!
Yes!
I'm always asked about it!
Yes!
Recently, when I come home...
Yes!
I'm always asked about it!
Yes!
I'm always asked about it!
Yes!
I don't like it!
Every time!
Ah, yes, yes!
I'm always asked about it at home!
In front of the kids?
Yes, yes!
It happens everywhere!
But, it happens, right?
If you say it in front of yourself...
Yes!
Would you say you're embarrassed?
That's bad.
Oh!
I see!
Ah!
So, well, you all, too, I hope for Gendo-san's recovery!
That's right!
Right?
We'll do our best!
We'll continue supporting you!
We'll support you!
Yes!
So, we're back.
We're sure to do something fun from now on, so please watch us!
Thank you very much!
Hello everyone!
Hello everyone, hello everyone!
Wait a minute!
You guys are so lucky!
No, thank you!
It's really hard to see you!
No, what? Isn't it amazing?!
License, Kokoriko, I'm the last one!
It's quite...
Ah, I'm not the last one!
Of course, Downtown will come out!
It's quite rare!
You guys are expensive!
If it's a live show, it's amazing!
You can get 2000 yen!
It's cheap, isn't it? Thank you!
Thank you for saying it!
We all make comedy!
It's true!
License!
Yes, he's popular!
He's from Yoshimoto and he's the most manly!
It's fine, right?!
That's right!
Let me say it!
When I was young, I was even more manly!
Now, honestly...
I have a face like a meatball!
That's...
That can't be helped!
I'm even more...
Compared to when I was young, I'm a moon and a moustache!
I'm a moon!
Right?!
License, Fujiwara, moustache!
I'm even more...
I have a moustache like a toilet!
Thank you very much!
I'm getting more and more applause!
Thank you very much!
And Kokoriko, she's been licensed for 12 or 13 years.
Right?
And Kokoriko, she's been licensed for 15 or 16 years.
Right?
I've been licensed for 21 years.
Isn't it amazing?
Why are you the most nervous of the three of you?
You're not nervous because you've been doing this for years, are you?
Heart!
My heart is weak.
It's a piece of my heart.
It's amazing.
Is it okay?
You guys are really lucky.
Let's go, Dantan!
Let's go!
It's Dantan's video!
Thank you!
It's been a while since we saw you like this!
It's been a while!
What is this?
It's been about 2 years!
It's been 1 year and 9 months!
You haven't talked since February 2008!
That's right!
I've been watching you since then!
I was watching you when you got your license!
Ah, that's right!
You got married!
That's right!
I don't want to talk about it anymore!
What's your name?
Hey!
Um...
Huh?
I don't know anything anymore.
Huh?
You don't know?
I don't go home anymore.
You have a bad image...
What did you say?
You have a bad image...
I don't go home anymore.
You don't go home anymore!
That's right!
What are you going to do by asking my name?
You don't know my name, do you?
You're making me sweat!
You're wearing it, aren't you?
I don't know it anymore.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
You're wearing it!
I was selling it when I was born.
You were waiting for me at the hospital.
You should have asked me earlier.
No, I wasn't waiting for you.
I didn't tell you I was going to leave.
I was told I was leaving in about an hour.
Where were you then?
I was at home.
I didn't tell you I was leaving.
You told me you were leaving soon.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the hospital.
You told me.
Slowly, slowly...
I didn't say slowly!
I said it slowly.
I didn't tell you I was leaving.
The nurse said, "Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Hurry up?
Hurry up!
What?
I don't know.
I'm telling you.
You're sweating a lot.
I'm not sweating.
Really.
I told you I was leaving.
Hurry up!
When I opened the door,
I could feel my legs being stretched out.
You did it again?
What?
This is where the director sits.
"It's there." "No, no, no, that's..." "It's a sweat bag!"
"But sweat goes away." "So, so..."
So...
"After all, it came out in about ten minutes." "About ten minutes."
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" "Dad!"
Dad, I'm sorry!
"Dad, please hold me!" "No, no, no, I'm serious."
"You..." "Dad!" "On the contrary, it's a tongue- in-tongue bar."
"It's a mess." "But decide on a name for me."
I'm going to go pee.
Dad, I'm going to go pee.
"This is..." "Dad, please hold me!" "No, no, no, I'm serious."
After all, I've been thinking about a name for a few days now.
So, like, there are a lot of books and stuff.
"Like 'How about 'Self-Awareness'?" "No, I don't care about that."
"Really, you really don't care about that, do you?" "I don't care about that."
"If you give me a name I don't know why, I'll do it." "No, no, that's just the atmosphere, you know?"
If you give me a name I'll do it.
"What is it?" "What is it?" "What is it?" "Are you taking a bath or something?" "No, I'm not taking a bath." "No, I'm not taking a bath." "Well, I've seen you taking a bath." "No, no, I'm not saying things like 'wow, you're right'." "No, no, you're changing this place, aren't you?" "You're changing this place, aren't you?" "Well, well, it's fine." "No, no, no, you can only ask that here!" "It's not funny, change it!"
"Oh, yes, oh, yes, right, right, you're right." "What is it?" "What's it like now?"
"What do you mean 'now'?" "It's not like you're taking a bath or anything like that. What about you taking a bath right now?" "No, I'm not taking a bath, am I?"
"But you're saying 'wow, you're right' while watching this, aren't you?" "Yes, well, I do watch that."
It's not like that! I'm watching TV!
I'm watching TV and I'm like "Oh, you're doing it like that"
Ah, just leave me alone
What's with you?! What's with that attitude?!
I'm going to go say that now
That's enough!
I wonder how it's like. I'm sure you're all interested
Oh, really?
No, no, it's really normal. Not at all
It's been like this for a long time. When you're sleeping, it goes round and round like this
On top of the bed, like this
I wonder if you're wearing one of those
Eh? You're wearing one of those?
I wonder if you're wearing one of those
What kind of music do you listen to?
No, I don't know about that
What kind of music do you listen to?
What do you listen to?
Where do you listen to it?
Do you really want to know?
No! I want to know!
What was that just now?
That was...
There's a transceiver next to me.
And if I cry...
I can wash my face with this.
I've heard of it before.
What is this cruel feeling?
I know, I know. It's convenient, even if you're far away.
Well, well, well. But if you do it, you won't know even if you say "zaaah!".
You know...
Oh, I see.
If you say "zaaah!", it's really scary.
In that "zaaah!", you'll hear something like "ungyaaah!".
It's scary.
It's a little... Well, we need to improve that area.
There is, there is.
We need to improve it.
There is.
You won't take me outside again, will you?
Can you take me already?
Oh...
Why did you take the baby car?
The baby car...
You took it!
Why did you take it?
Well, I took it.
Oh!
There are baby cars now, too, right?
There are two of them facing each other.
I see, I see.
Which one are you looking at?
Which one are you looking at when you're going?
Well, of course there are.
Sometimes I'm looking at this side and sometimes I'm looking at the other side.
Where are you going?
Where are you going, Machiyama?
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm going to a park nearby.
Oh, a park!
Yes.
Oh!
He debuted in a park!
You know...
The old man who saw it said "ungyaaah!".
And then he went to see the baby again.
I see.
He went to see it again and then...
I know.
He went to see it again and then...
Yes, yes.
I see.
I get irritated by it.
I see.
It's like that.
Oh, you said it, too.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard, but you should go to kindergarten or elementary school.
It's hard, isn't it?
Well, you're right.
Huh?
You're going to a park?
You should go, too.
You should run in the sports festival, too.
Your dad is really angry and you're an old man.
You're right.
I borrowed it for about two minutes.
No, no!
It's obvious! How much do you use it like your parents?
No, I'm fine, but it's not interesting.
No, you're watching TV and that's what you want to hear the most.
You're not saying anything.
I'm talking a lot.
You're talking?!
I'm talking.
Then say my name!
Say my name!
No, it's fine. I'll say it.
But...
But you guys...
I said it. I said it.
Can I say it in Hana language?
For example, I said it in Hana language.
What will you guys be like?
Don't say it! Don't say it!
What kind of air do you make?
No, it's not like that. When I heard it for the first time, I didn't like it.
If you say it like that, you'll be in a commercial.
Oh, is that so?
You'll be in a commercial. And when you come back, you won't have anything.
You'll be naked.
I don't like that kind of air!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like I'm bragging about it.
I don't have the timing to say it.
It's too late for me to say it now.
If you say it like that, you'll be in a commercial.
That's annoying!
I don't like it when you say it like that.
It's really annoying.
I know, but if you say it like that, it's over.
Don't say it like that!
If you say it like that, you'll be in a commercial.
You'll be in a commercial for the best salt ramen in Sapporo.
If you say it like that, you'll be in a commercial.
Chinese cabbage, vegetables and carrots.
You'll be in a commercial soon.
I don't know if you're in a commercial for the best ramen in Sapporo.
I don't know.
I don't mind it.
What do you do for a living?
You know...
It's really just for the atmosphere.
Just for the atmosphere?
I thought it would be easier for you to call me by that name.
Oh, I see.
It's just for the atmosphere?
Yes, it's just for the atmosphere.
So it has nothing to do with time or anything like that.
Really?
Yes, it has nothing to do with me.
You don't have to worry about it.
I'll come with you later!
Who's that?
It's me.
Oh, it's you.
I'll come with you later!
You will?
Yes, I will.
Oh, I see.
So you don't object to it?
Who would object to it?
It's just a child's name.
But it doesn't have anything to do with your family, does it?
I really don't care about my family.
But you want to give it a name, right?
Well, I guess I'll give it a name.
Oh, I see.
See? That's what I like about you.
I won't use it now.
I'll give it a name.
But I'll give it a Chinese name.
What's that?
Oh, I don't like it.
What's "g"?
"g" stands for "hiragana".
Really?
Isn't it kanji? Is it "hiragana"?
Yes, it's "hiragana".
Really?
It's "hiragana"
How many letters?
It's two letters.
Really?
I'm going to kill you!
Don't say "g"!
I'm going to turn you into a doll!
"Hiragana" with two letters is hard, isn't it?
Really?
It's not hard at all.
Really?
Yes.
How did you come up with it?
It's really atmospheric.
It's the same as "downtown".
The name is really atmospheric.
You didn't say "look" or anything?
No, I didn't say "look".
What did you say?
"Hiragana" with...
Yes, with two letters.
It's really atmospheric.
I'm sorry, but it's really atmospheric.
What is it?
It's "terra".
"Terra"?
"Terra"?!
Why is it an atmospheric name?
"Terra"?!
There's nothing in it.
Why did you say "hiragana"?!
"Hiragana"?!
"Terra"?!
Nothing in it.
"Terra"?!
"Terras"?!
It's not kanji.
But it has a good meaning.
Some people say "terra" because of the word "earth".
It doesn't have that kind of meaning.
I see.
Also, Terra from "Somehow Dera" is funny.
It's funny.
It's a bad name.
It's like Katanaru.
Matsumoto Terra.
It's funny.
Now, Hiragana.
I see.
It's a good name.
If I have a second one, I'll use it.
But I'm sorry about the celebration.
Then, tell me.
Didn't you give me a celebration?
You did it in "Deluxe"!
What did you give me?
You said "yes".
I'm your wife!
How much do you think I'm thinking?!
Thank you very much.
Now, let's go home.
Thank you very much.