AISubs v3.4
- Excuse me. - What is it?
- Excuse me. - Yamazaki Moriman's DVD was released, right?
- I see. - Let's shake hands.
- What? - We have nothing to do with it.
- No, we don't. It has nothing to do with it.
- I feel like you're involved in it. - I'm not involved in it.
Besides, who would shake hands with an old man like you?
I think you're wearing it a lot. I think you're wearing it properly. Please.
- No, no, no. - No, it's fine.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- What's up? - What's up?
- Say hello. - Say hello.
- First of all, good morning. - Huh?
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. - Nothing?
- What's up? - No, it's like...
- There's someone. - There's someone.
- Say hello. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Is there someone? - No, there's no one.
- No, it's like they're aiming at me.
- It's on the third floor, right? - Yes.
- It's on the third floor and you can't see it because of the blinds, right? - It's fine.
- If you don't go down, I won't ask you for money. - You won't ask me for money?
- I'm sorry but it doesn't make sense... - Yes, that's right.
- Recently, though, the entertainment world or entertainers are aiming at me... - Really?
- What's up with your eyes? - Yes.
- As a professional, you should check your eyes at times. - Huh?
- He's being tricked? - He's being tricked?
- Excuse me... - I didn't understand at all.
- Sorry, I didn't understand it either. - Yes.
I'll do this later, so can you come over here for a moment?
Yes, sorry.
There are people lining up.
I know.
The handshake party.
Yes.
The handshake party is the most violent.
The handshake party...
Well, there are a lot of people.
It may be strange.
But it's not like anyone will stop you.
No, no, that's right, but most of the time we sleep in the laundry room.
Laundry room?
In Japan, guns aren't allowed.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry I didn't explain it much, but in Fukiya, the entertainment industry is so violent that we started an SP company.
An SP company...
So I thought I'd warn you all about it today.
No, you've been doing it for a long time.
No, no, I don't think so.
You've been doing it for a long time.
No, no, Ame, it's more violent than you think.
It's more violent than you think.
It's not violent.
I mean, you're doing it with your sister and some cowardly guy, aren't you?
Wives and children are the same, aren't they?
Well, we're a family.
It's taking my life today.
There is also the advantage of being able to do it for 24 hours.
When I go to bed, my wife wakes up, and when my wife goes to bed, my children wake up.
No, they're both awake now.
So you can do laundry, too?
I'll make you say that word.
What are you talking about?
I haven't heard that word before.
It means "I'll stab you in the chest."
Oh, I see.
It means "I'll stab you in the chest."
That's right.
Hey, are you okay?
Hey!
I'll stab you in the chest.
They're really aiming at me right now.
First of all, look at me.
It's more like "I'm going to work as a killer" than "I'll stab you in the chest."
If I don't stab you in the chest...
What are you talking about?
You're a married couple.
How many killers are there in the world who are aiming for Japan?
That's a lot of people.
Does that mean there are killers themselves?
Well, there are ten people.
Are there ten people or not?
Isn't it ten people?
Ten people. I got it.
The number of killers in the world who are aiming for Japan is roughly 50,000 people.
50,000 people?
Just knowing it is 50,000 people.
Just knowing it is 50,000 people?
So, 50,000 people, what means of transportation do you use when you go to Japan for a killer's job?
It's roughly like this.
79% of people think of going by ship.
14% of people think of going by plane.
About 88% of people haven't decided yet.
Is that necessary?
Do you need this information?
What is it called?
You should have asked me more.
It's called "manga", "karaoke" and "fukia" in the world.
Is it a common word in the world?
"fukia"?
I've never heard of it.
It's on sale in LA.
Look at this.
It's amazing.
Everyone has "fukia".
That's right.
Aira has "fukia".
She even has a baby like this.
It protects you.
It protects you with this?
Yes.
Isn't "rosu" a gun?
"Rosu" is a gun and you can handle it.
You can also use it against a gun.
I don't know much about foreign countries.
Give me your wallet.
I don't know much about foreign countries.
Give me your wallet.
I walked all the way here.
But I found only "fukia".
You found "fukia"?
Yes.
Is it a killer?
It's not a killer.
Can I show you?
It's colorful.
It's amazing.
But this is Russian.
Completely Russian.
This is Finnish.
How do you know which one is Finnish and which one is Russian?
I haven't seen this one.
I don't know about this one.
I see.
I'll come back.
This is for cleaning the inside.
This is how it looks like.
You stick it with a stick and clean it like this.
But there is one caveat.
First, you have to clean the inside after you wipe the outside.
If you wipe the inside first and then wipe the outside,
If there is any poison left, it can get into your mouth.
So you have to do it in that order.
I don't care about that.
I see.
When you are targeted by an ambush,
this is the safest way.
It's like a bulletproof vest.
Can you put it on me?
Like this.
I've seen it before.
Can you put it on me?
It's a little...
Wait a minute.
Why did you put it on me?
Oh, you gave it to me like this.
I'm sorry.
I don't know about you.
I don't know about you, either.
It's a blowhole, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a blowhole and...
What do you do if you get a blowhole here?
Here.
This ligament is the most common.
Do you aim for the neck?
I usually aim for the neck.
If you protect this part, you'll be fine.
But you don't aim for your eyes, do you?
Professionals aim for their eyes.
I don't know about you, but...
Our SP blowhole has a blowhole that suits various situations.
You can protect yourself in any situation.
I'd like to show you some examples of that.
First of all, this one.
Okay.
This is a snorkel-type buoy.
That doesn't help you at all.
For example, when you're on vacation in the summer and you're honoring the president,
you drink it underwater so that the enemy doesn't notice it, and then you just...
You can't show it off, can you?
That's right. Yamazaki, would you like to try it?
I'll do it.
Get it ready.
I don't know what's going on.
We don't know how to do it.
That's right. It doesn't matter.
Do you drink snorkel at night?
I've prepared some money for you.
As a killer and as a president, you'll be targeted.
Yamazaki will aim at the killer's snorkel like this.
Aim at the killer's snorkel like this and aim at the killer's snorkel like this.
How is it?
How is it? I can't see anything.
It's not hard to breathe, is it?
It's not hard to breathe, but...
You can do it like this.
I want you to see me do it like this.
I have a food-shaped one, too.
This is a chikuwa.
It looks like this.
This is a food-shaped one, too.
That's right.
Mr. Kazumushi, would you like to try it?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Let's go and buy it.
When the president's wife is targeted by the killer...
First ready.
That's right.
I paid for it.
It looks good.
I'll show you how to eat it.
You can eat it like this.
This is still the same function.
It's okay.
Can we eat it?
You can eat it like this, too.
Can we eat it like this?
You can eat it like this, too.
You should eat it like this.
We are doing our best every day.
We are increasing the number of food-shaped chikuwa.
We are increasing it because we are doing our best every day.
You can understand it better if you watch this video.
It's been a while.
Everyone who wants to graduate from FUKIYA BEGINNER.
Welcome to FUKIYA's world where you can eat, check enemies, and kill enemies.
If you look at it like this, you'll be a member of FUKIYA MASTER from now on.
Hello. I'm Itao Itsugi of FUKIYA Foundation.
From now on, I'll be mastering FUKIYA's handling and how to use FUKIYA with you.
Let's take it out of the case right away.
When you see this flavorful form, you want to set it up right away, but before that, let's remember the name of the parts.
First of all, the most important part of FUKIYA, "tsukimizutsu".
"tsukimizutsu" is said to have been named because of the breathing part, where you put your lips on, looking like a moon.
Next is "yonamizutsu".
This is a very delicate part that changes the orbit of the arrow even if it is distorted a little.
When storing it, make sure you don't put it in a kitchen with a lot of water, a hallway with a lot of people, and a corner of a room where dust tends to accumulate.
Once you remember the name of the parts, it's "setting".
Insert "tsukimizutsu" into "yonamizutsu".
In this case, it is very easy to insert while rotating "tsukimizutsu".
Now that you know the name of each part, let me explain how to hold it.
Hold it correctly and blow it with posture is the shortcut to improvement.
Look carefully and remember it.
First is the left hand.
Place the left hand around your mouth and wrap it around your mouth.
The point is to keep the air out of your mouth.
Next is the right hand.
Place the right hand under your mouth and support it.
Don't hold it.
By supporting it, it is easier for you to aim for the target.
Next is the right foot.
In the world of Fukiya, this right foot is important.
By bending the right foot firmly, Fukiya's gallbladder is stable and the death rate is certainly increasing.
However, left-handed people or people with injured right foot can use their left foot.
This is the most popular way of holding it since the Edo period and it is called "hagure danuki no kata".
In addition, there is "sigureguma no kata" that can increase the killing ability threefold.
By the way, Fukiya's gallbladder is wide enough to hold it.
For example, if you hold it firmly with only your right hand, you can also strike the enemy when fighting at close range.
Now, let's look at how to blow it.
How to blow a gallbladder?
How to blow a gallbladder is dangerous, so please read the instructions carefully.
The gallbladder I'm talking about now is usually coated with poison to kill the enemy.
This poison is very useful, but of course, it is also possible for your family or friends to become addicted to this poison.
In this section, I would like to introduce you to a detoxification method for such poison.
Now, imagine that my right arm is stabbed with an arrow and poison has entered it.
The point is how to suck and spit out the poison.
Wrap the part stabbed with an arrow with your lips and suck it pretty hard.
And be careful not to swallow the poison and spit it out on the ground as hard as you can.
Watch it again in slow motion.
Wow!
How is it?
Everyone, if you remember these basic movements well, you will surely have a comfortable blow and life.
Now, be careful enough about injury and try to practice.
I didn't know there was a place like this.
Yeah, this place is a must-see.
Even this background music is great.
There are so many things I don't know about.
What?
There are so many things you don't know about.
Yeah, there's "ya" in every word.
Yeah, there is.
"Ya" and "ida" are real.
Is this necessary?
Who's ball is this?
It's mine.
Do you need it?
I don't need a ball shot!
Thank you very much.
So, this is about how much we, the ace players, know about each other.
So, let's get started?
Shall we?
Let's get started. Of course.
Shake hands is really dangerous.
A lot of people will come.
We don't have much time, so we'll do our best.
I hope you'll protect us.
Let's get started.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
There are a lot of people and staff.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
We don't have much time.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
We don't have much time.
How is it over there?
Who are you talking about?
Who?
Either of us.
Wife or children.
It's three of us.
How is it over there?
Go ahead.
I can't hear you at all.
Let's get started.
It's faster if we go in.
Come over here, please.
Come closer, please.
Can you hear me?
I didn't hear you.
It's a terrible situation.
If we were to kill each other, it would be terrible.
It's a terrible situation.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Go ahead.
Are you okay?
It's a terrible situation.
It's amazing.
It's our first handshake.
Yes, it is.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's a little dangerous, isn't it?
What? It doesn't look like it's dangerous at all.
I think it's highly likely that Hamada-san will be targeted.
Hamada-san, can you change your clothes for a moment?
Why?
To stand out a little.
No, I can't stand out.
No, no, that's an amateur's way of thinking, and we professional SPs can't protect ourselves unless we stand out.
If I stand out like this, Hamada-san won't know who is who.
No, no, no.
Seriously?
It's a little dangerous.
Everyone, Matsumoto-san is wearing it.
I don't have it.
Give it to me.
It's not a badge, is it?
Give it to me.
It's the same thing.
I'm wearing it, too.
I can't see you at all.
Can you protect yourself like that?
I can't do that.
Hamada-san, are you ready?
- What? - Go ahead.
- What do you mean? - You're suspicious, aren't you?
- No, no, no. - Were you prepared for this?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - What do you mean?
- Well, you know, like Hoistney Houston. - Hoistney.
- Hoistney.
- Hoistney Houston. - Hoistney Houston.
- Like a bodyguard? - Well, it's easy to understand.
- Does your father join you? - Yes.
- Well, the atmosphere is...
- I'll protect you with my feelings.
- Well, you'll stand out no matter what you do.
- When you lose sight of something and you're like, "Whoa!"
- You really don't know what you're doing. - Well, you're right, but...
- The handshake party is about to begin. - Yes, it is.
- I don't know if you'll be surprised, but... - It's about time for the audience...
- Watch out! Watch out! - What?
- Wife!
- Are you okay? - Hey, you!
- Hey, wait a minute.
- Hey, my wife was attacked.
- Open it up! Open it up! Open it up!
- You can just suck it out, right?
- It's no good. It's no good. It's no good.
- What's going on? - I don't know.
- When it came in, my wife...
- She turned into a bodyguard and stopped it. - She was targeted?
- Yes, my wife stabbed me. Are you okay?
- Open it up! Open it up! Open it all up!
- Open it up! - It's kind of cold.
- Open it all up! Open it all up!
- There you go.
- Excuse me. I brought you to the hospital.
- What should we do?
- Ms. Suga! - Yes?
- Can you call an ambulance? - Yes, hospital...
- First of all...
- Can you help me with the production of the corpse?
- About a hundred...
- Excuse me, please. - A hundred?
- Are you okay? - A hundred!
- A hundred? - Yes.
- Excuse me, we don't have insurance anymore. - We don't know about that.
- If you don't mind...
- Can you do me a favor? - Is this the Yama-chan from "Sukkiri no Toki"?
- Sorry about that. - Are you serious? - Let's go.
- Are you okay? - Are you kidding me?
- Excuse me, I think we're good now. - What? - Thank you in advance.
- He's recovering. - I didn't know he was making me do this.
- Let's go. - Don't make me do that.
- Are you okay? - Excuse me!