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[HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN]
In the midst of tension, entertainers raise their tension to the highest level and show their ultimate performance!
That is HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN!
Tonight, once again, the curtain of a cruel stage will open!
HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN!
Good evening!
Thank you for coming!
It's been a while.
That's right!
Yes.
Well, today...
Yes.
The audience's dressing room...
Yes.
All of a sudden...
Like this...
Flooded air is flowing...
That kind of...
Information is coming in.
What is this every time?
Today...
Especially terrible...
That kind of...
Information is coming in.
Oh, is that so?
Yes...
What will happen?
Yes...
Well...
If you open the lid...
It's okay...
Well...
I want you to do your best...
I don't know if it's only this!
Even if you say that...
Yes...
Well, immediately...
Yes!
Shall we go?
Let's go immediately!
Let's go!
This week's...
Tenth place is...
HIGH TENSION
Fifty-three points!
Rain or shine!
Other than feelings!
KOKORIKO TANAKA NAOKI!
Congratulations!
HIGH TENSION
Thank you, Mr. Tanaka.
What is this information?
KOKORIKO TANAKA's 10th place...
From the first time...
It's always 10th place!
KOKORIKO TANAKA and...
12 years in a row...
It's 10th place!
However!
After this...
I want to raise the 10th place!
When you don't have confidence...
Your voice is loud!
No, it's not like that!
I'm confident!
Don't call me stupid!
I'll control the whole show!
That's right!
The first shot...
It's like grabbing!
That's right!
Goodbye!
That's right!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Please get ready!
Yes!
Now!
Let's do it!
This week, 10th place...
Tanaka Naoki...
Shower me with rain!
Beyond your imagination!
Yes!
It hurts!
Sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater...
I don't want it! I don't want it!
(coughing)
(singing)
(gagging)
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry, but...
He's top of the list, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
His mind and body are quite different.
(laughing)
(singing)
I'm tired of you!
This week's 9th place is...
89 points!
"The Bungle" by "Bully Bullied"
Congratulations!
Only Kato-san can do it.
I'll do 90% of it.
But I'll help you.
You'll help me?
Yes, I'll help you.
I saw your ranking earlier.
What do you think of it?
It was a farce, wasn't it?
You're a strict child, but I can't help it.
You were kicked out recently.
That's right.
Congratulations.
I've been playing around a lot, but I've finally settled down.
I'm not used to it, so I said "kick me".
What do you think of him, Matsuo-san?
I think he's a very good kid.
Of course.
Of all the people in the world, he's the only one who chose this school.
Of course.
He's pretty good.
Your rating is a little strange.
Why do you sometimes injure your thumb?
What did you need to injure?
Well, what about confidence?
I only have confidence.
Please stand by.
Thank you.
Let's move on to this week's 9th place.
Kato Emu of The Mongols.
You're strong, you bullied kid.
You've got poop on you.
What?
You've got poop on you.
No, I don't.
You do, you do.
No, I don't.
You do, you do.
You do, you do, you do.
Where are you looking at me like that?
Behind you.
You don't have poop on you!
Where is it?!
Look at me!
You don't have poop on you!
Why do you say things like that?!
You don't have poop on you!
You always say that!
You don't have poop on you, but you say that you do!
Why do you say that?!
You do, you do!
Why do you say that?!
You don't have poop on you!
You do, you do!
Where are you looking at me like that?!
You don't have poop on you!
You always say that!
You're stupid!
Thank you!
This year, I was still able to see 10 minutes.
No, I don't think so.
Did you do it all?
Yeah, I almost did it all.
Let's move on to this year's 8th place!
147 points! Ideal and reality! Harisenbon! Kondo Harunan!
Congratulations!
147 points! Ideal and reality! Kondo Harunan!
You're pretty good at this.
Thank you for having me.
So you're going to do it today?
Yes, I'll be doing it today.
Are you good at something?
Yes, I am.
I'm pretty good at kendama.
I'm going to sing "moshi moshi kameyo" for Harunan.
Please sing it for me.
Thank you!
I'm sorry. I think you're pretty good at it, but your partner's eyes are starting to die.
How do you feel about it?
We just finished our performance.
I'm glad you showed me that this is "kuso da na".
I see!
Were those two "kuso da na"?
"kuso da na"!
It's hard not to think of it like that, isn't it?
You thought of it like that?
Okay, do your best!
I hope you can see something wonderful.
Please stand by.
Let's go! This week's number eight!
Harisenbon Kondo Haruna's "ideal and reality"!
Thank you!
I don't want to sing anymore!
I don't want to be an idol anymore!
I want to be a normal kid!
I don't like strawberries!
I like green tea!
I'm not supporting you!
I'm not sending you letters!
I want to be like Fujiyama!
Thank you very much!
What was it?
It was a shitty oil painting.
Let's continue!
This week's seventh place is...
251 points, 50 won worth of delusions, Mr. Ijiri!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Mr. Ijiri!
Yes!
It seems like you're in pretty bad shape.
That's right.
How old are you now?
I'm 45 years old.
Every year since I turned 40, I've been getting injured and sick.
That's right.
Last week, I had a uterine hemorrhage.
Really?!
It's my sixth time now.
Do you know about extreme pain?
It seems like you're in pretty bad shape.
I'm in pretty bad shape.
Last week, I had diarrhea.
I brought it with me today.
You don't have to bring it with you.
Just in case...
I'll tell you why I injured my finger.
What's with you guys?!
I've been practicing that a lot.
Here it is.
This must hurt.
I knew it!
This must hurt!
I knew it!
It's a sharp object.
Is it important for you?
I'll bring it to the hospital next week and examine it thoroughly.
What didn't you like about it?
It's wonderful.
You're going to get a major injury after this.
Yes, I'm going to be called "Shit No. 4."
I'm going to die as "Shit No. 4."
But you can't slip like this!
That's right!
You'll definitely be fine.
Your legs are surprisingly thin.
That's right.
It's an ancient physique.
You have a good style.
Thank you.
Let's start the sale!
Thank you!
This week's "Shit No. 7" is Ijiri Yokata's "Fantasy 50 Won".
Hurry up!
Emanuel Fuji!
It stinks! It stinks more than I thought!
Onasu's new daughter!
The wife of a big family!
In the winter, she wears big clothes!
In the winter, she sweats a lot!
She works hard!
Standing ovation!
Gryffindor!
Go! Go!
Go, Sutherland!
Good or bad?
Thank you!
Is this a simple red team?
They're practicing over and over again!
I don't know if it's good or bad, but...
Now, before announcing 6th place, we don't have it in our best 10, but...
We would like to invite an anticipated entertainer who is close to being ranked!
This week's 19th place is...
"Monster Engine" by Yoichi Nishimori and...
"Movie"!
Movie! Movie! Movie!
A man comes, a woman comes...
A movie star comes!
A guy...
Only in my heart...
A raw meat guy...
I'm curious...
Rock...
Karaage...
I've never seen this before!
Move!
I've never seen this before!
Watch out!
UGOKU KARAAGE! UGOKU KARAAGE! UGOKU KARAAGE! I've never seen this before!
UGOKU KARAAGE!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I feel like I'm being tested.
This week, FUJIWARA KAZUHIRO, who was ranked 14th, will do an exercise!
(FUJIWARA KAZUHIRO is doing an exercise)
I thought you would come for the sixth time.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
I will serve you now!
It's gone!
Come on!
Yes, sir!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry, but you're so excited!
Yes, I am!
You're still here, aren't you?
Of course I am!
Please welcome the entertainer who will soon be in the top 10!
Ego. And Ego was ranked 12th.
Hibiki, Nagatomo, Mitsuhiro-san.
Hello!
As usual.
Yes, Mitsuhiro-san is dressed like that.
Yes.
I don't have a child or anything like that.
Dressed like that is a little...
A little what?
Like a laughing lost child.
That's right.
Lost and lost.
I have something I want to show you today.
To celebrate with you,
I have a human pump.
I want to do it.
I'll put it in once and take it out.
Eto... Rakkyo and quail eggs.
That's right.
Let's start with Rakkyo.
Yes.
First of all...
Let's mix it up first.
I'll drink this.
Oh, it's not there.
It's not there.
I'll take it out.
Let's take out Rakkyo.
Wow!
Quail eggs too?
Let's go with Rakkyo.
What's up with those quail eggs?
I'll take out the quail eggs.
Yes.
It's easy to open.
I can't reach it.
Look where the camera comes out.
It's not there.
Wow!
It's impossible to put in two and see which one is which.
You know what?
The quail eggs are not effective at all.
I see.
Let's start with Rakkyo.
It's amazing.
I can't reach it.
Let's go with the quail eggs.
I was overdoing it.
Let's go with the quail eggs.
Okay!
Let's take out Rakkyo.
It's not there.
The quail eggs are not effective at all.
It's amazing.
I was overdoing it.
What about you?
I have one too.
Even if you hit me in the stomach,
it doesn't hurt that much.
Are you serious? Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Really?
Yes, I'm totally fine.
You're hitting me hard now.
Just hit me in the same area.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm not a big shot.
I'm sorry. I'm scared.
Ever since I debuted, I've been doing this.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
That's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It only hurts on the surface.
Yes.
It's four times more painful.
It doesn't hurt at all.
If you hit me now and I say "rakkyo" out of my mouth, would it be like that?
Let's wait for that and come back next time.
Now, let's stand by.
Yes.
Please.
Let's go.
This week, it was ranked 12th.
"Echo" by Nagatomo Mitsuhiro.
And "ego".
"Ego" is important.
But...
It's annoying!
Give me a break!
What did you say?!
Huh?!
You're just a pain in the neck!
Take this!
Line up! Line up, you!
Line up, you!
Line up...
You messed up!
I have to apologize!
Apologize! Apologize!
I did it myself.
I'm sorry!
Please raise your hands.
I'm sorry I made you look funny.
Sorry about that.
You look like you're in pain.
Look!
There's more!
Next up is the comedian with the best voice,
Here he is!
Hello.
What is it?
Hello.
What is it?
Hello.
How old are you?
I'm 31 years old now.
What?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought you were a great man.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were a great man.
I'm 31 years old.
What is this?
You're in a library, aren't you?
Mr. Wazami, you're here for the first time today.
Can you show me your specialty?
My specialty?
Well...
This...
It's a little crushed.
I was able to put this can on my forehead.
This...
Like this...
Can I look down?
Yes, you can.
What is this for?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
One day, I was able to put it on suddenly.
Well, it's not one day, it's after you took it off, right?
Well, that's right, but...
That's amazing!
Can you only put one on? Or can you put two on?
Two are a little...
Yes, I'm sorry.
What is this feeling of being eaten?!
"Feeling of being eaten" wasn't half bad.
I understand!
I'm looking forward to it.
Please stand by!
I'll do my best!
But...
He looks like a serious person.
What kind of thing will he show us with his high tension?
Well, it looks like you're ready.
He's just an old man.
I think he has about 10,000 followers.
This week, he's ranked 11th!
Shinjuku Cowboy Kanekio Katsunori's "Tei! Tei! Oji-san"!
Ah! Yoppi!
Ah! Ah! Hello! I'm from Nakano Prefecture, Arai Prefecture!
My name is Kitasenju Nerima!
Ah! What a weird name!
Zubobin! Zubobin!
Ah! I'm 148 years old!
Ah! Demon Kogureka!
It was Zubobin!
What's with you!
Teiteiteiteiteiteiteiteitei!
Thank you for your hard work!
The game isn't the game!
It didn't matter at all!
Is that OK? Was it OK for you not to use it?
I thought I would use it when the abnormality itself arose.
The abnormality itself didn't arise?!
I feel like I'm awake
Kinzo is stronger
It's true
It's funny
Next week
Next week's No. 6 is...
Next week's best of the best showdown is...
No. 6 to 1st place will be revealed
No. 3
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No. 5
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