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"Gaki no Tsukai" star, Hichi Henge!
In a situation where she can never slip and can't stand it, this trick requires a real entertainer's evolution!
The entertainer who will challenge this time is...
In the first "Gaki no Tsukai" episode, Tendou Kobayashi, Hichi Henge!
Before that, congratulations!
Thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Masumoto Hitoshi has finally become a parent!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
It's okay!
I know it's too late for a parent, but...
To be honest, Tendou Kobayashi and Hichi Henge don't matter at all!
They don't matter at all!
I want to go back to my childhood!
That's right! They don't matter at all!
For example, everyone!
Until now, various entertainers have appeared here and people who were said to be promising in the future have become rich!
Why did you come out here?
There are people who look inside and change one door, and there are people who have painted everything!
Now, let's meet today's star!
Please come in!
Good morning!
You're not like usual, are you?
I'm not like usual, but my mouth is very sour.
Everyone says that.
I was sitting there by myself.
I was looking around.
I was looking around by myself.
So far, 30 people have come out.
This is the result.
So far, Komoto is at the top.
I'm happy.
This data will come out as money.
That's right.
This data will come out as money.
My dream is big.
Your dream is big, isn't it?
I'll say it anyway.
I want to be around this thick area.
That's right!
It's because it's thick up to here.
You're really small!
Yama-chan is small!
When I was there, there weren't many staff.
That's not true.
There were only about three people.
That's not true.
I'm not late at all.
Everyone.
What should we do?
The longer it's decided here, the less time it takes to implement it.
What about you, Tsukai-san?
Tsukai-chan isn't here, either.
She's not here.
Why are you sitting here?
Tsukai-san isn't here.
She told me to sit here.
What is it?
Tsukai-san isn't here.
She told me to sit here.
Ouch!
How is it?
It's difficult.
It's good from above.
You can't do it in real life.
Is it my delusion?
I think you and your family are weak.
I'm not weak. I'm out.
I'm out.
It's a back net.
I hope you get married soon.
You can go to the Philippines.
I dated a woman in the Philippines in my 30s.
You can go up.
I'm sorry.
Your relationship with a woman in the Philippines is over.
I want to go somewhere else.
I chased her to the back of her head.
Really?
Was she beautiful?
She was a dancer.
A dancer?
I see.
What's going on?
Excuse me. I'd like a cigarette.
Excuse me.
What should I do?
I see.
I'd like a cigarette.
After the commercial,
Kenkoma comes for a cigarette.
I'm sorry.
I see.
After the commercial, Ken Koba's juice is left for Keiichi Tagira to drink!
Ah, I'm tired.
After the commercial, Tears of Tagira
Tears of Tagira
I like you, Tears of Tagira!
Wait a minute! Hichi's acting is different!
I'm not acting!
We'll talk about it later.
Your acting is different!
Can you tell us a story?
Yama-chan, you shouldn't say that.
I'm really offended.
What?
I can't talk.
Who wrote this story?
Who wrote it?
Who came up with it?
Who wrote it?
We need to improve our talking skills.
Yama-chan, you're really hot-tempered.
I don't know how hot it is in the ring, but it's over 40 degrees.
Endo isn't dead.
I'm looking forward to the second half.
Tanaka said something like that.
You're going to get beaten up.
Hamada is acting like he's fine.
He's got a bomb in his mouth.
It doesn't matter.
He's got a bomb in his knee and lips.
I can't justify it.
But...
His eyes aren't dead.
It doesn't matter.
The machine gunner is going crazy.
Let's take a closer look at him.
He's changed.
Look at him.
Why am I the only one who's laughing?
Why is Matsumoto the only one who's laughing?
What's with you?
Why am I the only one who's laughing?
Matsumoto wasn't laughing.
He's become a bit of a weirdo.
He's not laughing.
He's laughing like he's sucking on a rock.
He's laughing while he's sucking on a rock.
Stop it. You're making me laugh with that.
Even if you laugh a little or a lot, you're not laughing.
You're laughing like you're a mountain man.
I understand.
I laugh a lot when I'm laughing.
Dad!
Minami!
Dad.
Minami.
Cheer up.
"Cheer up"?
Normally, if you're such a nice girl, you'd kiss me, wouldn't you?
It's Minami's first kiss.
Do you think it's funny?
Aim for it!
Tachyan!
Kushien!
That's cruel.
Tacchan...
This year for sure...
Call Minami for training.
Got it!
Can't be helped! I'll go for training!
Hama-chan!
Minami!
Take me to Yokohama Stadium!
Hama-chan!
Minami!
Take me to Yokohama Stadium!
Hama-chan, I'm sorry.
Take me there!
No, no, no.
What's with you?
You're a little dirty.
You're too old for that.
Besides, she went home in the middle of it.
That's right!
She left all of that behind and left.
What's with that red face of hers?
The second one is...
There's a line like that in the story, right?
There is.
Take me to Yokohama Stadium.
Take Minami to Yokohama Stadium and send me there?
That's what she said.
She said it in the first episode.
I see...
This is going to be a trial.
This is the first time it hasn't changed.
Yes.
Is there something wrong?
I don't know.
Come in.
- Hello. - Excuse me.
You're back.
I'll leave you to it.
- I'll do it. - Yes, please.
Okay.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Is it a fusion?
OK. OK. OK.
It's totally different from yesterday.
What's going on?
Here you are.
You've lost so much weight.
Marvelous! Marvelous! Marvelous!
Here you are.
If you go this way, you can't grow any more.
You have no choice but to go that way.
He's stupid.
I can't say anything from now on.
Here you are again.
You're out of business.
Thank you for the meal.
It's my line.
Thank you for the meal.
It's my line.
He looks like a good guy, but he looks like a bad guy.
I see, I see.
He looks like a bad guy.
He's terrible.
You're dirty, dirty.
You were all from the Special Force.
You were in there for one year.
Yamaguchi
I heard Yamaguchi is getting easy on you
Really?
I didn't do much when we were in Endo
I heard you are getting easy on me
I was beaten up by Wakahage
Wakahage
Wakahage?
What was his name?
Wakahage?
Who is Wakahage?
He's making me struggle
Oonuma
Wakahage
Stop it
I'm getting nervous
Stop it
What is "Wakahage"?
It's just a normal "toshisou"
Toshisou
Wakahage
Oonuma
I'm late
Excuse me
Are you Tomoharu Kobayashi?
Yes, I am Kobayashi.
My name is Katagiri of the Special Investigation Division of the Tokyo Police Department.
Seven years ago, you...
uh...
Kanto...
uh...
Medical Hospital...
(laughs)
You were there.
(laughs)
Momoye!
(laughs)
Do you know him?
What are you talking about?
Yes.
Then you're quick to talk.
Well, would you like to go with us to the library?
Thank you.
Connect it.
Hey! What are you doing, Momoye?!
Stop it!
Don't be rude to the teacher!
What did our teacher do?!
He is an important reference for the murder case seven years ago...
Oh, it's a lie!
Everything is a lie!
Oh!
Everyone...
It's impossible.
I...
Detective...
I'll do it.
Please, where are you going?
Huh?
I followed the criminal and came to this village.
However...
It's better to kill people in this village...
You're going to kill people for free!
You're going to save people and save people's lives.
You just need a good doctor.
You spent a lot of money and came all the way here.
If I go back there like this, I'll do it again.
Well, everyone, excuse me.
It ended in the first half.
Is that stupid now?
This is a little outrageous.
And it's all of you.
It's been a while since I've seen you so white.
He doesn't do anything by himself at all.
That's right.
Only Mr. Yamamoto and Mr. Kotetsu.
Everyone else is out.
I'm nervous.
Hey, come over here for a second!
Ace of Wakame.
Wakame, now is the season!
Where are you from, Wakame?!
He's old.
Oh, California!
Ace of Wakame!
Wakame, now is the season!
Where are you from, Wakame?!
What is it?!
If you listen carefully...
Are you from California?!
Where?!
What's up with you?! Don't do that!
Who remembers?!
That's right, that courage!
I'm huge! I can squeeze my legs in!
Yamamoto Iron and Ishizate Iron are good.
I see.
The others...
That's right.
Keiji's is good.
Keiji's is the best.
I'm hungry!
Me too!
It's sushi!
Looks good!
Hirochi, let me have some!
I love it!
It's so good!
Yamamoto-senpai!
What are you doing?!
I'm eating sushi!
You eat a lot!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
What are you doing?!
That's right!
Yamamoto-senpai!
What are you doing?!
I said, what are you doing?!
Again!
Are you a gorilla?!
You're rampaging!
What are you doing?!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?!
Ouch!
It's Negotix again.
They used Negotix before as well.
It comes up a lot, doesn't it?
For now, let's focus!
Conor and Shingi, you guys are doing well.
- 51,000 yen so far. - No way!
- 3rd place...no, 4th place! - Oh, 4th place!
- Conor! - Yes!
- Good job! - Good job!
- You've got some connections now. - What? I've got connections?
- Shingi, Shingi, Shingi. - You're doing well.
- 51,000 yen for now. - Let's do it!
- That's where we're at. - Yay!
We've managed to get into the top 5.
- However... - Yes?
- First of all... - Yes?
- You haven't changed your hair. - No.
- You've changed your hair, haven't you? - No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. The camera's going "bam, bam, bam, bam," and you're like...
What's up, Detective Nagira?
At the end of "Nagira's Tears,"
Detective Nagira and I synchronize.
- You and Mami synchronize? - Yes.
- You and Tachanbo synchronize with Tachanbo? - That's...
- But that's "baba," isn't it? - And you left "baba" behind!
- That's "baba"! - The "baba" you took is yours now!
- "Baba" is... - The distance between you and me is so short!
- The worst thing is this "issha" and "deka." - That's it.
- That's our "shingi."
- What about "koba"? - Maybe in this world...
Maybe what we need is "keiko."
- I did "keiko." - You did, didn't you?
And even in that "keiko," he was like a leader.
- I see. - You must be good at "keiko."
- He casually changed my direction in "keiko." - I see, I see.
- I didn't know he was... - He's behind you.
- What are you gonna do about it? - There's a lot of "keiko" in there.
- But even in that "keiko," he led us.
- Who led you? - I did.
- You shouldn't be laughing, either! - You shouldn't be laughing, either!
- I led you, but in that "keiko"... - For us, this "goban" is...
- It's not like you did it. - Yes, only "goban."
- "Isha" and "keiji." - Only "goban."
- If we subtract this amount of money... - How much will it be?
- Well, we're 11 people, so... - We'll subtract like this.
- The result is... - It's 40,000 yen.
- And you have "goban" too, so give me 1,000 yen.
- I see. - "Isha" and "keiji."
- I see. - If you give me 1,000 yen...
- Then I'll give you 41,000 yen. - 41,000 yen.
- I'll give you yours, the other way around. - Then 41,000 yen.
- The other way around? - The other way around?
- What are you talking about? - 41,000 yen!
41,000 yen!
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