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The first Yaki no Tsukai Ara Ende Chiki Chiki Kombi Taikou Yoshimoto Karuta Taikou!
Our guests for today! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having us!
Let's welcome our special guest!
A singer from downtown!
Yaki no Tsukai
Thank you for having us!
- Is it a karuta? - That's right, it's a karuta drawing.
- I see. - Yes, please.
- So you draw karutas at this time of the year? - Well, you can do it anytime of the year.
- It's a fun series. - Yes.
- And it's a karuta related to Yoshimoto Entertainment. - That's right.
- It's a bit interesting.
- Huh? Hamamatsu-san, I'm sorry. My legs... - Oh.
- My legs... I'm sorry. - Sorry about that.
- I'm sorry about that.
- Okay, I'll explain the rules. - Yes.
- This combination will draw karutas related to Yoshimoto Entertainment. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Each karuta drawn will receive 10 points. - Wow!
- Wow!
- And then, there is a card with a star symbol on the back of the karuta. - Yes.
- If you draw that, you can choose the karuta you want. - Yes.
- The person who picks up the star symbol will do what is written on the back of the karuta. - I see.
- So you have a choice.
- The highest-priced convenience store is...
- Goka Hawaii Travel Credit! - Wow!
- Awesome! - Hawaii!
- Hawaii Travel Credit!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Hawaii is...
- It's fair, so do your best! - Yes!
- Okay, let's start! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Let's start! - Yes!
- Okay! - Okay!
- That's right. - Okay.
- There is a lot of humor! - Idiot's way of doing things!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Goto! Goto! - Goto!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Watch out! - Watch out!
- I just got it. - What?
- What did you say, Goto? - Nothing.
- Goto just got it. - I went to the store and...
- Goto. - I got it.
- Are you going right away? - No, I'm getting my karuta.
- If you know where it is... - If you know where it is, will you go right away?
- I thought there was something like "Yes!"
- "Yes!" - I thought there was something like "Karuta, start!"
- I thought I would go from there. - There are many things like that.
- I went there like I was flying. - That's right.
- I was like, "What is this?!" - That's right.
- It's like our partners are working hard but are stopping you.
- When I got a bit of enough of it... - Karuta.
- I wondered if I should go for it... - You did that all at once after you told me what it was.
- It was a bit hard for me to understand.
- Goto went right away. - He's fast.
- Goto, you got 10 points!
- Goto, you got 20 points! - Thank you!
- You should have explained it better. - Some people don't know how to play cards.
- Here we go. - Trade mark is a lion's mark.
- That was perfect! - That was perfect!
- You shouldn't have gone for it from the top. - I'm sorry.
- You should have gone for it from the top. - I'm sorry.
- You should have gone for it from the top. - I won't do it.
- You're laughing. - I won't do it.
- Did something happen? - While we were recording?
- You should apologize properly. - What?
- You should apologize properly. - I'm sorry.
- You should apologize properly. - I won't do it.
- I thought I could do it, but you hit me first. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- You should apologize properly.
- I'm sorry for bothering you. - I'm sorry.
- It's a little heavier now. - Let's start from here!
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
They have great sense.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- You're fast. - Thank you.
- The football team gets 10 points. - Thank you.
Do you have a star or not? Look at it!
I don't have one. I'm sorry.
What's with your face? Are you kidding me?
What's with your face?
- I'll do my best. - You can do it!
Margaret of Madome and Mr. Katsura.
- They're right in front of you. - This is lucky.
- Thank you. - What's your star?
- I have one! - He has one!
- Please choose one from the panel. - Okay.
- No. 7! - Please turn it over.
- The roulette points are... - It's "deme bun", right?
- You're crazy! - "Deme bun" points are "kakutoku", right?
- "Deme bun" points are "kakutoku", right?
You're crazy!
- The roulette points will be added up. - Wow!
- I'll do it! - Here you go!
- What's with you? - Even if you don't have one, it's lucky if you get one.
- Okay, come on! - Oh, no!
- Wow! - Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
- Wow! - Wow!
- A surprisingly stylish "futto ibao". - Yes!
These guys...
I know you're a biker, but can you play with me for a while?
Can you please play with me?
Play with you?
I said "play with me" to you!
Okay, "play with me"
When you come back, I promised you to play with me...
What?
Nothing...
You scared me!
You're such a scary guy!
You'll scare me if you come back!
The kids are watching, too!
What do you think, Momo-chan, if you're watching this?
I can't do this. I'm in a bad place in middle school.
I'd rather be in a bad place.
Right?
Yeah, that's right.
Next, the chairman will get a chance card.
What is it about?
The designated team is off once.
Football!
Okay, okay, okay!
That hurts!
Okay, okay, okay!
A break from school hurts!
Wow, that's a big one!
Wait, wait, wait.
I messed up just now.
No, no!
You can do it over there!
No, no, no.
It's a little...
It's a disadvantage.
No, it's not a disadvantage.
Don't worry about it.
Your hands will stretch out!
They'll stretch out and come off.
I can do it like this, but...
You can do it! What's wrong with you?!
Is your hair dyed?!
It's dyed white.
What's with the white dye?
It'll get dirty!
Koamote entertainer number one, Hamada Masatoshi!
You!
You're strong.
That anime you wrote, who's that?
You're rude.
Can you say "Hamada" with that?
That was cute.
You bought it cute, didn't you?
You said "kya kya".
You had a lot of presents.
I've never seen you scared.
My partner has never seen you scared.
Never.
You always have it.
Is it really cured?
I don't think so.
No one says "karate" anymore.
Hamada, you work hard.
Yesterday?
You say "entertainers are fun".
You say that, too.
I think it's a good thing.
You say "karate" anymore.
You don't say "entertainers are fun", do you?
That's enough.
That's all.
You're a good martial art.
Ouch!
That was bad.
That was...
What's wrong?
My little finger...
Did you twist it?
That's your little finger!
That's right.
If you have a bad little finger, I have a bad little finger, too.
You all have a bad little finger, don't you?
You're the only one with a bad little finger!
I have a bad little finger, too.
You all do.
Come back later.
It's a down-down point.
Here we go.
Jinnai Tamagari, who has a bad little finger, is out.
Don't you guys take a break?
You!
Why are you out?
You guys are the worst!
It's been over a few times already.
Goto went first, too.
You're out, but you're still here.
Come here, you little finger.
We took a break once and we're done.
We're done.
You can't say that! You said "we're done."
I said it. We're done.
No, no, I didn't hear you!
You can hear me.
I really didn't hear you.
You didn't hear me, did you?
No.
Then who is our partner?
You can't hear me, but you say you can't hear me?
Is my partner lying?
You can't hear me, but you say you can't hear me?
What do you mean you can't hear me?
You're not lying.
You can't hear me, right?
(tongue click)
(laughter)
Kongh!
(laughter)
Here is the game battle!
The duo with the most gold will win twice as much!
Double up chance!
The time limit is one minute.
(excited exclamations)
Then, ready...
Double up chance...
Start!
(excited exclamations)
Slowly, slowly!
There is no time!
One minute!
(excited exclamations)
Is it over if you break it?
It's over if you break it!
(excited exclamations)
One minute!
There are a lot of people!
(excited exclamations)
It's difficult!
(excited exclamations)
Do you make it?
There are only ten seconds left!
I want it! I want it! I want it!
I want it! I want it!
(excited exclamations)
Three! Two! One!
(excited exclamations)
Okay!
It's big!
There are ten of them!
It's big!
Can I say something?
If you break one of them...
What?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What are you saying? I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Who is this?
I don't know!
It's been there from the beginning!
I saw it!
What are you saying?
It's a no-count!
It's been there from the beginning!
Of course...
You'll surprise me if you say that.
You'll end up like this.
Really?
I'm really doing my best.
I'm doing my best.
Really?
Do you want to see the VTR?
Where is it?
It's on.
What do you mean it's on?
It's on.
It's chasing you.
See? See? See?
It changed.
It's a new one.
This game is a failure for "Down Dance".
What?
You're the only one who got it wrong.
It's a failure for "Down Dance" because you made a mistake.
It's not about popularity or anything like that.
It's about numbers.
Yanaoka...
You made a VTR, didn't you?
I was told it's not worth it.
Which one is worth it?
Look at this. It's this big.
This is what it's worth.
It's this big.
Look closely. It's this big.
Look at that one.
That one is worth it.
Is it new?
It's "Down Dance" team's VTR.
It's this big.
Don't take it.
It's fine.
Don't take it.
"Down Dance" team...
That's not worth it.
I see. "Down Dance" team also got double points.
Yes!
We won!
That's not worth it.
We don't know yet.
"Down Dance" team's VTR
Singer, comedian...
"Down Dance" team!
That's dangerous.
That was dangerous.
If you don't do it with your hands...
It came like this, so I was surprised.
Yes!
That's an amazing chance card! Congratulations!
Yay!
Then, the one with number 4.
The one with number 4?
No, I'm sorry, it's already out.
Oh, it's red?
Of course it's not allowed.
Then, number 13 too?
Number 13!
It's not allowed.
It's already out.
Then, which camera?
Number 13!
It's already out.
Please say the number that's left.
Okay.
This is number 13, right?
Number 13 is not allowed.
It's not allowed.
Except for 13.
How about that side?
Number 14?
How about it?
Okay!
Please pick up number 14!
Oh, number 14...
The team that got the next card is...
This is a big one!
Okay, let's do it!
Are we doing it?
Isn't this too fair?
But...
It's fair for everyone.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's go all over the world!
Wait a minute!
Are you okay?
What about the card?
No, I got it.
I got it.
And...
Yeah!
That's not the problem.
That was a lie, wasn't it?
No matter how you think about it, it's a lie.
But you have it in your hand, right?
Wait a minute.
You have it in your neck.
I have it in my neck.
When you jumped in, you didn't have it in your neck.
When you came back and did this, you got it out of your neck.
Really?
You have it in your neck.
It's more like an engine.
As I said earlier, 50 points!
Oh!
Yeah!
And...
Yeah!
You're still excited about it, aren't you?
If you succeed in Downtown, you get 30 points for a bonus game!
This is going to be hard!
It's only one time.
It's not going to be a good match.
It's only 150 points.
This is a little subtle.
Are you ready?
Here we go!
It's only one time!
Oh, this distance...
All right!
Let's do it!
Yes!
That was reckless.
You saw it, didn't you?
That was reckless.
He's running away!
That was reckless.
There's nothing we can say about it.
Right?
It was good, wasn't it?
Pachi Pachi Punch!
Sakomo-san, Hoshinushi!
Number 9!
Number 10!
If the person who got the card is married...
If you're single, you get 10 points from the married couple.
I'm married, so...
Get it from the single couple.
If you're married, you get 10 points from the married couple.
If you're single, you get 20 points from the single couple.
Get it!
I don't think I can get it.
Take it off!
Take it off?
That's not it.
Senpai, I told you! Take it off!
You've been annoying me since the beginning.
Take it off.
If you're single, you get 7 points.
Do you want me to take it off?
No, no, no.
Just the blue one?
Is this okay?
Don't you want me to take it off?
No, no, no.
Is that it?
It doesn't look like pants.
On the contrary, it looks like a tie.
Another bonus game!
If you can continue the hula hoop for 30 seconds, you get points!
Okay, you can do it!
You can do it! You're still going!
You're out!
You can do it!
You're out!
It's not a round anymore.
It's over!
My back hurts.
What's wrong?
My back...
Let's take a break.
What's wrong? Let's take a break.
My back wasn't in a good condition today, but I thought it was my fault.
I'm a hard worker, so I can't do this.
Can you do a little more?
This is a reversal.
There are only two chance cards left.
It's not like that, but if you get 50 points, you can do it.
He says.
I don't know if it's true or not because I got 50 points.
But it looks like I'll get 50 points.
50 points for each team.
If you guys were here, I'd be back in a minute.
But there are a lot of good parts of Hamada's hard work.
Even Hamada says it's impossible.
But I want to do something. I don't want it to end like this.
So you want me to give you 50 points?
I'll do my best.
I want you to do it either way.
I got it! I'll give you 50 points!
Let's do our best, everyone!
It's already 370 points.
I have a backache.
Don't you have a backache?
I just felt really good.
There are two cards left!
Here are the last two cards!
Mysterious entertainer.
He's already in middle school.
I did it!
The star is...
This is a little too much.
Are we going to win this?
Number 11, please!
Okay, 100 points dash!
What will you do?
100 points.
From football hour, 50 points.
And from downtown, 50 points!
It will be like this!
The winner is...
The mayor, chief, and team!
We did it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
The number of stars that came out was different!
This is a star-filled dream, isn't it?
I'm so happy!
Are you okay?
I feel sick.
Are you okay?
I feel sick.
I feel like throwing up.
Let's end this quickly.
I think we should win.
What?
I think we should win.
That's nonsense.
I feel sick.
If you feel sick, let's end it.
I feel sick.
Let's end it.
I feel sick.
We can't win.
I feel sick.
I want to win.
It's leaking.
What are you doing?
I don't have anything to do.