AISubs v3.4
I'd like to go again around September 10th.
You can go anytime.
Osu! I'm Endo.
Today is recording day for "Gaki no Tsukai".
It's supposed to be a fun recording as usual, but I've been feeling down lately.
There's a reason I can't tell anyone about it.
Um, everyone...
Hey!
Good morning!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Yes, that reason is downtown Hamada-san.
It seems like Hamada-san has been aiming for my body lately.
Even though there are other seats available, he sat next to me.
This is proof that he is aiming for my body.
This is hot.
Is the air conditioner working?
It's hot.
What an easy provocation.
But with such an easy provocation, I will never forgive you for your body.
I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Going high or low.
That's right. It's impossible.
How have you been lately?
I haven't been doing well lately.
Really?
Yes.
What's going on?
Maybe it's the bad driver.
Does the driver turn?
Yes, it does.
Did you see it?
So that's how it is.
Now Hamada is aiming for my body.
In other words, he is aiming for my body.
No, but...
I've already eaten and I think the recording will start soon.
No, it's okay.
Not today, but next time.
No, I'll do it right away.
It's similar.
Really?
Do you want me to stand up?
What a provocation.
How much does this man have?
Try addressing me.
It's better to be a little more forward.
Even if you get used to it, bend your knees a little.
Bend your knees.
If you don't go ahead with your arms, your right waist will go in this direction.
It's not good. I'll be dug.
If you delay this waist, it will go to the right, so put this waist in this direction.
It's dangerous.
Someone, someone help me!
Do you know it?
I'm doing it properly.
Everyone, I'm ready to change clothes.
It's amazing.
I was saved.
However, why does Tanaka pretend not to see when his partner is right in front of him like this?
Even if it's a combination, is it someone else after all?
What is this? Do you change here?
Yes, I change here and go to my partner.
Do you all change here?
Yes.
This is not good.
To change in front of this abnormal doctor, it's like saying "leave me alone".
Somehow, I have to shift the timing of changing.
Yes, hello?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's on now.
I have to shift the timing of changing and overcome this situation.
It's fast.
Hurry up.
It's like you're pushing me. Hurry up and change.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey.
Are you kidding me?
Isn't this just a party?
I'm sorry.
Naho, isn't this too small for us?
Is that so?
I'm this tall, you know.
Oh, you're tall.
I'm tall, aren't I?
What's up with his neck?
It's completely upright!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
It's loose, isn't it?
Oh no!
We're left alone!
This time for sure, we'll get dug up!
Just why...
Just why did this happen?
I just...
Ever since I was little, I wanted to become an entertainer.
I only dreamt of becoming an entertainer.
I only came out to Tokyo.
Just why...
Just why do I have to get dug up by a middle-aged man who's close to 50?
Just what in the world did I do?
Here you go, Saki.
Thank you!
You've gotten a little thinner.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I'll leave you to it.
Okay!
I see...
Just because I'm going to scatter this place around,
does that mean I'm going to dig it all up later?
There's no doubt about it...
This man is real.
Just what...
Just what should I do?
[Next Episode]
Oh no!
I'm going to get dug up!
That was a relief!
But this guy...
Is next to me again!
Even as I'm moving...
I can't let my guard down!
[Next Episode]
You know what that ice cream thing is, right?
Give it to me.
Thanks.
This brings back memories.
How is it?
It's good.
Really?
Yeah.
Give me some.
Is it good?
Yeah.
It's good.
Right?
First, he licks his lips.
Next, he licks his back of the head.
And then, boldly, he sucks it in.
Isn't this a vacuum?
I've heard rumors about it, but this is a ridiculous vacuum.
Yeah.
Eat it.
What? Is Hamada asking me for a vacuum, too?
Oh, I'm good.
I ate a bento earlier.
Thank you.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Is it good?
Yeah.
That was close.
Thanks.
Huh?
He just said "fuck".
Hey, um...
Yes?
You were saying you were eating, weren't you?
Eating?
Yeah, you were saying that, weren't you?
Yamazaki is trying to dig me out, too?
That's why he said "fuck" earlier!
In other words, Yamazaki is trying to get close to Hamada and pull me out!
Hey, your shirt turned red.
Did you put lotion in it?
Oh...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Huh?
He's not trying to dig me out, is he?
I'm sorry.
No, it's totally fine.
Um... you can do it next time.
Huh?
Why is Matsumoto looking at me like that?!
You can do it.
Yes, I'm...
Yeah, it's totally fine.
It's fine?
I see how it is!
Yamazaki is trying to make me jealous of Matsumoto by making me look like he's putting pressure on me!
In other words, Yamazaki wants to dig Matsumoto out!
Well, I'll contact you.
Okay.
This is bad.
The instrument is being used by a abnormal sexual desire user.
(Matsumoto)
Hey, you've got to be kidding me!
If he came to me like this, without any protection,
I'd love to dig him out!
What are they up to?
Are they trying to dig me out?
Oh, no!
I didn't expect them to come in a team play!
Oh, no! They're coming!
First, Matsumoto is going to dig me out of the back!
And Hamada is going to come in from the front!
How long are you going to do this for? Come out!
Oh, no!
But
Will I be able to finish recording after this?
4, 3, 2, 1
The first "Gaki no tsukai ara" episode
"Chiki chiki gaki team" vs "Minami asagaya shopping street"
Basketball battle
Yes, yes, yes
It's my first time
No, no, I'm not going to do something lazy like this
If you try so hard, something bad is going to happen
I don't want this bad thing to happen
Are you sure you can do it?
There was a rifle running around there
It does run
Minami asagaya shopping street
Today's battle team is
Minami asagaya shopping street
Who is it?
It's serious
Yukari
Who is it?
It's serious
Is there someone called Yukari?
No, no one
What's up with that handsome guy?
He is so handsome
It means
I knew it
With that handsome guy's influence
Hamada's sexual desire might go up at once
Minami asagaya shopping street
Let's do it
Hey, Yama-chan!
Get me a big one, a big one!
A big one...
Does that mean that thing?
Oh, no!
Hamada's sexual desire is about to explode because of that handsome guy!
Yama-chan!
Look at the ball! The ball!
Ball?
Ballet?
Yes!
Yama-chan!
Yes!
We're friends, aren't we?
Friends?
Does that mean that thing just stood up?
Tanaka, can you switch seats?
It's hard to see.
Oh, yes.
That was great!
I see.
That's how it is.
Does that mean that Tanaka is already in Hamada's heart?
Does that mean that Tanaka was threatened by Hamada and pretended not to see his partner's situation?
Who should I believe in?
Who's next?
Who?
It's me! It's me!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Hey, hey.
That was a perfect "B" just now!
To do "B" to your partner...
This man...
Can anyone do it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
"B"!
This is no good.
All right, come on!
Huh? The handsome guy is guarding the first corner.
I have a bad feeling about this.
All right, come on!
All right, all right! You can do it! You can do it!
This is the worst.
Hey, hey, what was that?
That was...
That was totally...
That was totally... a handsome guy's "all-you-can- eat" act.
That guy is...
That guy is... just a pervert.
Hey, wait for me!
"Shimeru" means...
"Shimeru" means... "shimeru" there?
Ready?
Ready? Yes!
W-what?!
Is he going to pass me the catcher mitt?!
Hey, Endo...
You're getting too carried away by your opponent's momentum.
Huh? Carried away... by what?
Let's see... let's loosen up your shoulders.
Loosen up?!
Right here?!
Or maybe...
Or maybe... you're the only experienced one here...
So you're a "tengu" now?!
"Tengu"?!
What's going on?!
Did this guy come all the way to the mound...
...just to say those erotic words to me?!
Anyway, let's go clean up.
Right?
I'm counting on you.
He just... tried to put his finger in completely.
For Hamada...
For Hamada... putting his finger in...
For Hamada... putting his finger in... Is it the same feeling as a French kiss?
Hm? What's with that sign?
What's with that sign?
Three times...
This guy is trying to dig me up three times...
This is bad... Someone... Someone help me!
He's no good... He's completely become Hamada's side of the human race...
What's with that face?
It can't be...
There's no doubt about it... Matsumoto is jealous of Yamadage...
The musical instrument user is completely in a muddled state!
Damn it!
Just do something about it!
Let's go!
This is bad... Hamada is coming... Hamada is coming!
He's completely muddled and is going to dig me up!
Someone! Help me stop Hamada!
Stop it!
That's enough.
It's only a matter of time before they dig me up.
I can't put it into words.
Who's next?
Endo, I'm counting on you.
Go for it!
I'm counting on you!
Go for it?
He came here and said such sad words again.
You can do it!
All right!
Ball! Ball! Ball!
Ball!
Should I give up?
Wow, that smile is totally F***!
What? Everyone is F***!
Not only Hamza, everyone wants my body!
Mateu...
Taraka...
Yamasaki...
Matsumoto...
And Yoshinobu...
My head is about to go crazy!
Okay...
If I can beat this handsome guy...
The match will be over without being dug out!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Hey, spray!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Huh?
What is this feeling?
Why do I feel this way?
Could it be...
Am I jealous?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
If you're okay, let's go!
We don't have much time. Let's go!
That's not a good thing to say!
Okay.
Let's do this.
Well, well...
Let's do it again!
Sorry!
What...
Did I just say?
Time!
Who is it? Jack!
Yeah!
Go for it!
Huh?
Somehow...
My pelvis is getting hot.
Just what...
is going on inside of me?
I can't do it!
Strike two!
I'm counting on you!
Strike two!
At this moment, I finally realized...
...why I'm here...
...and the truth I have for this man.
I first met Hamada...
...when I was in high school, where I lived every day without any dreams.
In that melancholic youth...
...Hamada suddenly appeared in a brown car.
And I...
...was shocked by that remark...
...and wanted to be a comedian like Hamada.
How many years have passed since then?
When I realized...
...that I'd be on a show like Hamada's...
...I had completely forgotten...
...my longing for Hamada.
But now...
...I've finally remembered!
Hamada's voice...
...the feelings of gratitude for Hamada...
...for giving me a ray of hope.
And...
...this feeling of longing...
...for Hamada...
...for being my love.
Hamada...
...now I can say...
...that I...
...love you.
I love you.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it.
You're so bad-tempered.
Look at me!
What are you looking at?
Stop it!
Endo!
Don't come to the set!
You're looking at me again!
Endo!
Why are you doing that?
Let's have fun!
Let's have fun from now on!
Don't laugh!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
Why are you laughing?
You're so bad-tempered.
You looked at me...
...and then you said...
Endo!
It's your face!
Endo!
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
Are you serious?
Stop it!
Three, two...
Cut!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
I'll do it myself.
It's been a while!