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Angry King Grand Prix Brief Edition! What will happen if an angry talent, who doesn't usually get angry, gets angry?!
They will be evaluated in three categories and the winner will be decided!
The rules are, only celebrate with a junior who doesn't know anything!
"I won't play with you anymore!" And if you shout "I won't lose to anyone", you'll be finished!
This time again, the angry talent will be eliminated!
"I won't lose to anyone!" Tonight, finally, King Angry will be decided!
I won't lose to anyone!
Next challenger, please come out!
She's a woman, you know!
Keikei!
Nice to meet you.
Well, well, you can't say it's a good thing, can you?
Well, that's true, but...
What about you? Have you ever gotten mad at someone?
I haven't, either.
Oh, really?
Um... I used to fight with my father a lot, but...
But ever since then, I haven't.
You don't have to say things like that.
How's your make-up today?
Oh, it's very... I did it myself...
You did it yourself?
Yes.
I think my cheek got on it a lot.
Well, since you're a woman, let's see how you'll cut it.
Let's watch the video. Here we go!
Today, I'm going to gather my good friends and junior comedians...
and ask them their own problems that only female comedians have.
I'm going to cut it based on their reactions.
These three are today's targets.
These comedians often go out for drinks.
How will they react?
Tessei Queen, Tsubaki Oniakko and Izuwa Shutsuji!
Oniakko called her three juniors to ask for advice about their live performances.
I'm Tsubaki Oniakko.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Welcome.
When I heard that you were doing a live performance, I was very excited.
So I talked with the three of you.
Really? I'm happy.
I thought it would be fun.
I didn't know you were Oniakko's girlfriend.
I'm Oniakko.
I've heard of it, too.
Who told you about it?
When we got married...
It'd be interesting for us to introduce you to someone who's never worked as a comedian before.
As a gift?
Yes, as a gift.
Here, Oniakko asks for advice that only female comedians have.
I see.
Like, "Did you like my swimsuit the other day?"
Did you like it?
Also...
Like in a V-cinema...
- Like in New York... - Would it be okay if it sold?
- You should quit acting. - Should I do that?
- No, you should quit. - You should quit. - You should definitely quit.
But you know...
Maybe I can go in a different direction from there.
No, no, you can't go.
No, you should value the art you have.
I don't look at it, but I don't think it's bad.
No, it's bad. You definitely can't do it.
- You don't have to try so hard to get naked in front of an audience. - You should shave it off.
- What about the lead role? - You should say no.
But you know...
If you're like that...
Can you take care of it for the rest of your life?
- That's what I'm saying. - That's what I'm saying.
- You should shave it off.
That's what I'm saying.
- Seriously. - Seriously.
What will you do? Will you take responsibility for it?
I won't take responsibility for it, but...
- But you should shave it off. - But you should shave it off.
- I didn't say that.
I'll definitely shave it off.
- But... - Who said that?
- But... - Look, his hair is so long.
- Where did you get it? - If you say that, it's got nothing to do with shaving it off.
No, it does.
I like you, Yakko Rei-san.
Even though you say you like me...
It's not like you say it out loud like you did the last time.
But you say it like you have a second or third thought about it.
- You do that. - You never know anyway.
- That's wrong, you know? - That's way too messed up!
Seriously, I'm taking responsibility for you as of this moment.
- But you have a second or third thought about it. - Seriously, don't think about putting me in an awkward situation.
- But you don't have any responsibility for it. - Don't even get me started.
- Why are you laughing? - It's weird that you can't laugh.
- What's wrong with you?
- Don't mess with me.
After this, the discussion of the juniors heated up even more, and Oniyakko completely lost the timing of getting angry.
And at that moment...
- I don't want you to think about it anymore.
Oniyakko, regretfully retired due to unexpected developments.
- And so, the main musician Masakado joins in!
- Alright, let's go! Next challenger, please come out!
This is certainly...
This is certainly not a cut-off atmosphere.
Ito-kun, this job is a good job to refuse.
It's a good job to refuse.
I think it's a good job, but it's a good job to refuse.
I'm very grateful for you.
How about you, Hitomi? Is there anything you're angry about?
No, there isn't.
Well...
Can you put the pin microphone here?
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll do it myself.
Let's go, VTR, go ahead!
The target is Ono, a video producer who works with many artists, including BLT.
He has a deep faith in his private life, too.
What kind of freedom will he have?
I love meat, roast meat.
Today, in the name of the album's recording being finished at a yakiniku restaurant...
I'm going to eat the last piece of roast meat that I cherish.
Ito's favorite food is roast meat.
The last piece of roast meat will be eaten by Ono, aiming for that moment and going crazy!
Will Ito and BLT be able to play the guitar of anger?
If you're this close, what's going to happen?
Is this a yakiniku restaurant?
Thank you for your hard work.
Seriously, the shooting the other day...
It was tough, wasn't it?
Thank you so much.
Less than two days.
It was hard.
It's still hard.
I used to play like that a long time ago.
You laugh, don't you?
I do.
You laugh, don't you?
When I think about it.
What is it?
40 minutes from the start.
Ito starts moving.
Let's knit.
Knit?
Yes.
Then, Rose...
Rose.
Here it is.
Rose.
Here it is.
Here it is, Rose.
Here it is.
All right.
Are you okay?
He said "Here you are" at the end.
What should you do?
Are you not hungry?
40 minutes from the start.
Ito starts moving.
40 minutes from the start.
Ito starts moving.
He lost his timing.
He's in a pinch.
What's more,
something went wrong and Ito was attacked.
What's more,
something went wrong and Ito was attacked.
- This is... - The time limit is approaching.
- This is bad. - How will it end on the opposite side of Nijū?
- You should have done it differently. - Oh, I see!
Well, I don't have much time, so I have to go.
Thank you very much.
Here and there
Musicians and engineers work together
Do you usually look like this?
We work together
It doesn't matter but...
When you take off your pants and wear something like this...
People tend to fall down
Here it comes!
Do you...
Have that kind of awareness?
It's good but...
It's a little scary
The honorific feeling is a little scary
It was cool
She does her job perfectly
She doesn't say anything like "how about Minari?"
So even if she takes off her hat now
That's different
What is she going to do?
Where is she throwing it?
Wow
I thought it was a horse
Which one is it?
What's wrong?
You said it was a big one
She threw it on the wall
She has one more
If you throw it like that, you can't lose to anyone
Wow
She's usually like that
So even if it's a little scary
It's scary
You did your best
Did you say anything?
I said "maximum"
What?
Maximum
Here it is
Here is the result
It looks like this
It's ugly
I have a bad feeling about this
No, no, no
Anyway, Ito-kun
Use your voice
No way, 0.5 points in a row
Ito, only 3 points
Finally, is it the last one?
The last challenger, please come in!
This step, I'll trip!
Yes.
You surprised me.
It's weird to trip here.
Yes, you surprised me.
What is this? Why you two?
No, this time, we two...
...double...no, we're angry.
At someone?
At someone.
Yes.
No, why double? Yama-chan was angry by herself.
Then why this seed?
Seed?
But basically, Yabe is the main one.
Eh, Yabe is angry?
Yes, very much.
Very much.
Ah, I see.
Let's look forward to it.
Yes.
Last but not least, here we go!
This time, we're playing as a duo.
So we won't lose to those who are playing as a team.
Today, I invited three of my juniors.
Among them, Asai-kun of Yamada Country...
...is usually rude to me.
So I'd like to go if something happens.
It looks like you're going to be rude.
This is the only duo match.
With this beautiful duo match...
...will they be able to make these three angry?
Human-animal duo, let's go!
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm Asahi, Yabana's director. - Oh, good morning.
- Today is Yabe's birthday. - Yes, it's almost over.
- Oh, it's over? - Yes, it is.
- Happy birthday! - Thank you!
The three are invited for Yabe's birthday party.
The party starts with a peaceful atmosphere.
- Oh, it's over. - Yes.
- I'm glad. - It's a rock dance.
- It's a rock dance.
- You said it's almost over.
Yes, but we didn't have enough time.
I'm glad you said that. It's almost over.
Asahi says something rude early in the morning.
That's what today's party is about.
- I'll give you this. - Isn't the timing weird?
- Is it a present? - Yes, it is.
Thank you! Thank you!
I'll open it.
- What is it? - What is it?
It's a water bottle.
Thank you!
- It looks like a water bottle. - Thank you!
Thank you!
- It's a rotating toothbrush. - I love toothbrushes.
- Could you get some toothbrushes? - I've never seen them before.
I'm sorry, but we didn't buy anything.
- Not at all. - To be honest, it's already June 30th.
30 minutes from the start.
Finally, Yamazaki starts to move.
- Do you want me to take care of you? - Really? No, it's not good at all.
- No, you don't have to do that. - Go, go, go!
- It's not that bad. - Which one do you want, me or him?
Yamazaki starts to move again.
- What? - This is...
- Which one do you want, me or him? - I think I'm older than you, but...
- It's easy for me to get along with you. - Really?
- It's hard for me to get along with you, but... - Here it comes!
- Go! - What's going on?
- I'm sorry, but we didn't buy anything.
- It's not like that, is it? - I'm sorry, but we didn't buy anything.
- Why are you laughing? - You must be mad at me.
- I'm not mad at you.
- It's too heavy.
- What?!
- It's over. - It's over.
- What?! - There?!
- It's not like you're a senpai or something! - Here it comes!
- It's not like you're a senpai or something! - What's that?
- It's ridiculous!
- What?! - It's not like that!
- You're not careful... - Oh...
- Say it! Say it! Say it! - It's ridiculous!
- It's always the same!
- It's a present! It's ridiculous!
- What is this?!
- I didn't say it...
- I didn't say it, but you have it!
- You know it, right?!
- I didn't know you had it.
- It's ridiculous!
- You didn't buy it!
- Of course! - Why didn't you buy it?!
- Seriously!
- It's ridiculous!
- It's really...
- I'm really mad!
- This is...
- I'm really mad!
- Seriously!
- You're definitely laughing, right?!
- He's laughing!
- You're not apologizing, right?!
- It's really funny.
- Why are you laughing?
- It's cold and you're laughing.
- Go, Yama-chan!
- No...
- Yama-chan, you're not apologizing, right?!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - You shouldn't have done that!
Seriously, why are you laughing?! Why are you laughing?! Seriously!
- I'm sorry. - You're crazy!
- Move it! Move it! - I'm sorry.
- No, you're not apologizing! You're not apologizing! - I'm sorry.
- You're not apologizing! You're not apologizing! - Baby-chan, you're not apologizing?!
- I... - You're not apologizing!
- I'm not apologizing. - You shouldn't do that. What's wrong with you?
- Well, I don't know where I'm angry at right now. - I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're angry at, but you're angry at Honda, so I'm sure you're sorry about that.
- No, but you're really looking down on me. - No, um... I'm sorry.
- But you're not apologizing! That's rude! - I'm angry at you! What do you think?!
- That's what you always say! You're not apologizing! - I'm angry at you!
- No, you... - What do you think?!
- Are you stupid?! - Nice!
- How dare you say that?! Can you apologize? - Seriously.
Yes.
What are you doing?
What is this?
I can't talk.
Why do you reflect only on it?
You are too much.
You are angry, but you don't reflect.
You are too much.
That's right.
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No one can lose!
Shh!
What are you two doing?
You're the one who lost.
We didn't do anything!
You did!
Where did you lose?
Hosei didn't lose at all!
No, I didn't!
What is it?
To be honest, I wanted to lose at first, but everyone is laughing.
You too!
Now, we have a verdict!
I'm sorry, I don't know what this is about!
I don't know what this is about!
What is it?
What are you angry about?
I don't know what this is about!
There's no point to it!
They said it, too!
What are you angry about?
They said it, they said it!
After this, can you two go apologize to Mr. Hamaa's band?
No!
Yamazaki and Yabe's band can't go home!
Kanata and Okori will announce the winner!
The winner is...
Mr. Amatsumoto, please announce the winner!
The winner is...
ELT Ito!
The winner is...
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm going to cry!
No, I'm really sorry!
Seriously!
Sorry!
What is this?
I'm a jockey.
I'm sorry!
Go! Go!
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Last year, on New Year's Eve,
Don't Laugh, Newspaper Man 24 hours
appeared in "Shiodome Jumbly" again this year.
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We look forward to seeing you again!
Thank you!