AISubs v3.4
Murakami Shouji's classroom series, which started without anyone's request.
I've done as much as I wanted for my own convenience, and I can't finish it if it comes to suspension.
Will it be this time?
What was it?
Matador
Togyu
Shoji
When I finished "deluxe"
I was asked by Tamari "Kana-chan, I'm counting on you"
What?
I didn't want to say this
I was thinking of asking Sanma-san
Finally?
I was thinking of asking Suga-san
Nobody is good at it
Let's not do it
What about numbers?
They are bad too
So Sanma-san, watch the videos I edited
It's getting brighter
Something is written
Togyu's classroom
It's wet
It's getting cold
It's been a month and it's still cold
It's better to wake up early
It's better not to wake up early
Is it a communication?
They say it out loud
It smells so good
It's old
Kick board
Stop it
It's noisy
Stop it
They didn't let me ride high speed
I don't know why
It's not good
It's too late
It's okay
Once in a blue moon
You know Shouji Murakami
Shouji Murakami
The weather is bad today
It's the best weather
Really?
I chose the best weather
It's not bad
The 9th class of this series
9th class?
You haven't achieved anything
Oh my god
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry
I'm especially excited today
I'm not excited
Oh really?
Listen up
Master
Hamada
Are you going to die?
What is it?
What is this red thing?
Huh?
You know red is the color I hate the most in Tokyo
What's wrong with you?
Your voice is amazing
I'm sorry
I talk in a low voice
I'm sorry
You are the first one to be killed
It's dangerous
What are you thinking about?
I'm sorry
I know you are here
You don't know anything
Give me some knowledge
You are done
Thank you master
You are a great swordsman
Why don't you go easy on me?
Easy on you?
Are you going to go easy on me because of my viewership?
Oh my god
I see
Are you going to use my strength to kill me?
What?
What did you say?
Didn't you say that you won't say that?
No, no, no
It's not fair
We don't have much time so remember it
Line up here
To the side
This way
The first training is
Don't react to red things
Oh yeah
On the other hand
If a person reacts to red things
It's like "Which one should I stab first?"
It means we shouldn't react
You don't know?
You won't say all 100 things?
You
Is he not excited about red things?
Let's check his qualities as a red bull rider
If you have one, you know what it is
If you react like that
So you have to
Turn your hand back
Hold it with your hand
OK
First of all
Yes sir
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
You guys
Teachers are bullies
I don't need a teacher
Teacher, shut up
We don't feel anything
Let's go, it's getting worse
It's getting worse?
Don't you feel the nuance of what you say?
I don't know what you're saying
I'm sorry
Don't move!
I don't know what you mean by "it's getting worse"
Like "it's getting hard"
Let me read it
I don't know what you mean
Yes!
Red car
It doesn't happen much recently
Red car
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
It's red!
I'm sorry
What are you doing?
I can see it
It's red
It's not that bad
Are you okay?
It doesn't happen much recently
It's okay now, thank you
Are you okay?
I'll do my best today
Are you okay?
What is it?
Sensei, it's wet
Wet?
My hands and feet are sweating
Let's go to the next training
We don't have much time
How come?
We have a bullfighting club now
We have time
Bullfighting club
Bullfighting people have to attract audiences with their crazy bullfighting
This bull is about 560 kg
Average
End!
Let's do it
Good luck
Hey you
This guy?
Hey you
It's too early for you to use red
Hold this
Good luck
Do it nicely
Please
I see
It's dangerous
Hey, hey!
Yes, Abuchi
Wow!
Hahaha
Wow!
Hahaha
Wow!
Hahaha
You guys!
Yes!
You put all your strength in it
Hahaha
They are so happy
Yes, of course
Of course
I like it
Next, Matsumoto will challenge
Curry shrimp! Curry shrimp!
I don't know much about curry
Curry shrimp
Endo, you were lucky
Yes, I was
Rocks are coming
Yes
Wow!
You put all your strength in it
Hahaha
It's coming soon
Wow!
Hahaha
It's so funny
Hahaha
Oh, it's over
Matsumoto
Yes?
Yes
Come here
Hahaha
No, it's dangerous
I think it's coming
It's coming
Yes
It's dangerous
Curry, please
You put all your strength in it
It's dangerous
It's a cow
It might be
Oh, it's coming
Hahaha
Sorry
Are you okay?
Huh?
Hahaha
Huh?
Master?
Oh, it's okay
Please spare him
I want to do it too, please
It's scary to do it in person
It's still okay
Huh?
It's still okay
Hahaha
You all have to do it
Yes, you should do it
You still have to do it
Yes, I should do it
I have to do it too
You have to do it
Hahaha
Come on
Hahaha
Are you sure?
Let's do it right away
I'll show you my body
I don't want your family to be sad
I …
Yes
Yamazaki
Do it
I've never done it before
Do it
I'd like to see it
Yamazaki, do it
Do it
Hold it up
Be a cow
Help me
What do we do with it?
Put it up
Put it up?
Hold it up
Wait
A real cow weighs about 500 kg
It reproduces
Wait
It wasn't like this when you turned it
This weight
It's not weight
Be a real cow
Hahaha
Look at his face
Do it
It's not "but"
What can you do all the time?
Hey
You've done a lot of things
What can you do?
How many times do you want me to say it?
Be a cow
You said it right now
Let's go
What is he doing?
He's running away
What are you doing?
What is that?
What are you doing?
You can't do anything
Really
They train beginners against those who are not used to riding a horse
Oh no
It's tight
It's difficult to climb up that rock
As a matador
You are not good at anything
You
Come here
Let's go another way
Another way?
You are only good at this
What is it?
Do you wanna go to Carmen?
Do you wanna come?
I'll do it again
No way
Are you sure?
We've been riding this road for 32 years
We can't do it anymore
Nobody can do it
I'm sorry
For now, let's go
From above?
Yes
Wait
Oh, yes
Do you know the official name of this song?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm wearing the costume.
Thank you.
I'm ready.
Good luck.
Yes.
Music, start!
You know it, don't you?
No, I don't.
I don't know.
Dig!
Dig there!
There!
Dig!
Stop it!
Dig there!
I see.
But I couldn't think of it.
Let me think of it!
Let's take a break.
OK.
Where are you going?
Let's take a break.
Can I take it off now?
Yes, you can.
He's fast.
Can I take it off now?
Yes, you can.
Can I take it off now?
Yes, you can.
Are you serious?
Wow!
This is not a break.
Thank you very much!
Do you know where we are?
Yes, we know.
If you haven't decided yet...
Wow!
Today...
I'll be playing a bull I just defeated.
It's a bullfighting bull.
Oh, really?
Yes.
This bull is very expensive.
Wow!
And the bull I just defeated...
I'll cut it up and bring it home with me.
I've never heard of it.
It's not like that in Spain.
Wow!
I'll be playing it today.
Thank you!
This is what I defeated in one shot!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow, it looks delicious!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's delicious!
It's expensive.
It's really delicious.
Wow!
This is about 100 grams...
Well...
Super...
This way.
Thank you!
Wow, it's amazing!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Master!
Excuse me.
Oh, it's okay now.
Oh...
Master!
Eat it!
Try it!
Master!
Shut up!
I don't have my own.
Master, you gave me a plate earlier.
Um...
Do you want it?
Yes.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's a waste of food.
Master, it's a waste of food, but it's ten years earlier to eat beef.
Why is that?
If you ask me "why is that?", it's over.
It's a waste of time to go to Gaikin Park.
Gaikin Park is now or forever closed.
It's forever closed.
Is that why you took so long?
I'm going to drive it now.
Master, you had a party recently, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
With my juniors.
Call me Master Mizutsu.
I want to celebrate with you.
Thank you very much.
I didn't do anything for you.
No, you did enough for me.
Master.
Master Mizutsu is calling you.
What is it?
It's nothing.
I didn't do anything for you.
These are vegetables I grew at my wife's house.
Can you give them to your wife?
Yes, thank you.
By the way...
Today...
Bring them to me.
Eat them with your wife.
Okay.
I'll put them in here.
I don't like it.
It's nothing.
By the way...
Actually...
I'm going to release a DVD
Are you serious?
Yes
My manager told me to wait a little longer
But I can't wait to release it
I'm into it and I'm releasing it
A lot of people are releasing it now
So I want you to enjoy it
Me too
And one more thing
Here it is!
A soy sauce bottle!
A 80,000 yen soy sauce bottle with diamonds on it!
Really?
Yes!
Look!
It's been sold four times already!
Wow!
My CEO of a cereal store bought it for me
Give it to me
It's a cereal store but one person canceled it recently
So it's the third one now
To be honest
After a beautiful soy sauce trial,
Goshu learns how to recover it
If a cow falls down,
hundreds of thousands of people will say
Well done!
And they'll say it like in a popular play
Ohineri
Let's go practice!
It's hot
It's cold
It's pretty burnt
What a nice weather
It looks so good!
Let's eat it!
What do we do with it?
It's burnt inside too
It's hot
It's good
Hey!
I'm not hungry
Hey!
Sausage
Hey!
It's good
Hey!
I was the only one who arrived at the scene
Why are you doing this?
Thank you
Drink this tea
Hey!
Hey, Matsumoto!
This is not a bowl
I'm sorry
What are you going to do?
As for me
I want to decide properly
Yes
I want to say "You guys don't have enough tax points"
As for you guys, I don't know why you did it
I want to shoot a gun once
It's definitely low
As for you guys
You want to catch and bring it back to your family
That's the last training
Why don't we go to Hamada?
What do you mean?
We are going to throw it, so catch it
How are you going to catch it?
I don't know
Can you catch it with this?
Yes
You are experienced
You should learn from your master
I can't do it with that hand
We didn't think about it
No matter how many times you say it
I have no choice but to let you do it today
I think Yoshimoto and I are arguing now
What are you talking about?
It seems like the percentage you said is different
I want you to say it
If you say it, will you stop talking?
That's not true
Please let me do it
I'll do it
Just a little bit
Are you sure you want me to do it?
If you say it, I'll do it
I'll throw it from the top of the stand
Can you do it for me?
From the top?
Yes
Wow
Hey, what are you doing?
You shouldn't throw it like that
That's money
Ouch
Wow
Ouch
Wow
Stop it
I see
Ouch
Stop it
Alright
Don't come back!
I'm a single man
You'll beat him up, right?
I did
I don't like this kind of role anymore
Go! Go! Shiodome Jumbory
"Don't Laugh, Newspaper" aired last year on New Year's Eve
will be on Shiodome Jumbory again this year
Thank you for coming