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A courageous and brave archaeologist, Kikaderi Umeda is in urgent need of help!
Tonight, you will witness a moment in history that will change everything!
Good evening, I am your host, Kajibara Shigeru.
Once again, we have guests in our studio today.
They are the downtown "kid's servants" in Arahen.
Thank you for having me.
Good evening.
Were you an archaeologist?
Yes.
Kikaderi Umeda has shown us many miracles.
But his true identity is...
He is a brave and genius archaeologist!
Oh, really?
I don't know.
But he said "grandfather" last time.
Yes, he did.
Let me introduce him.
A courageous and brave archaeologist, Kikaderi Umeda!
KIKADERI UMEDA
If you dig, you dig with love!
If you're Tsubaki Ayana, you dig too!
Tonight, Kikaderi Umeda will make history again!
He's a grandpa.
He's a grandpa, right?
Was it Onoda?
Yes, he was.
I'm sorry.
And he's wearing pants.
He's so cool!
Thank you!
This is embarrassing!
KIKADERI UMEDA
Let's go!
Can I get stuck in the pyramid?
What do you mean "get stuck in the pyramid"?
Actually, Mr. Piccadilly borrowed this schedule from Mr. Umeda, who is a genius archaeologist, and I think you will be convinced when you see it.
I'd like you to take a look at it, but it's a schedule, and it says "mostly Egypt, Egypt, Egypt".
This shows that we are making our best efforts in excavating only Egypt.
You say Egypt for a week and stay in Canada for only one day, and from the next day you say Egypt!
Do you have such a schedule?
It looks like a picture on the way.
Mr. Piccadilly, is there a special day when you put a seal with this abbreviation?
It's the day I dug up Egypt's woman.
We have succeeded in obtaining the evidence that Mr. Piccadilly has a deep knowledge of archaeology.
Although it was broadcasted as a rain umbrella program in Canada's Calgary area...
Is it a rain umbrella?
Mr. Piccadilly has exceeded the viewer rating by 50%.
Let's watch it.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Piccadilly Umeda, an archaeologist.
Today, I'd like to talk about archaeology, Mr. Yoshimura and his son, Pyramid.
Mr. Yoshimura, what do you think about the archaeological pyramid?
Well, people say that it may be the tomb of a king,
but neither the mummy nor the treasure have been found yet.
I think it's a little difficult for a pyramid to be a tomb, but what do you think?
I see.
Pyramids are the spirits of kings.
Spirits gather in there and pray for eternal life.
In Japan, it's like that.
Like the emperor.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know, I know.
There is a forest and spirits gather there.
That's what a pyramid is like.
It's exactly the same.
Thank you very much.
This was a big conversation of dreams.
The balance of words is strange.
Yes, it is.
I think so, too.
Was it about quons?
This and his tongue are biting each other.
It's not a tongue, Mr. Yoshimura.
Mr. Pikatty.
They are biting each other.
Now, let me introduce you to Mr. Pikattery's latest excavation site on VTR.
Please have a look.
Pyramid of King Kufu.
It was built around 2500 BC and is said to be King Kufu's sleeping tomb.
However, King Kufu's mummy has not yet been discovered.
Those who tried to excavate King Kufu's mummy had an unfortunate accident and died mysteriously.
Is this also King Kufu's curse that King Kufu's mummy has not yet been discovered?
Challenging King Kufu's mummy discovery is the brave archaeologist Dr. Picadery Umeda.
An ancient ruins in a mysterious cave.
His discovery work is based on Dr. Picadery's words.
This time, Dr. Picadery's ancient ruins investigation team went 300 km south of Cairo International Airport.
The pyramid that King Kufu is said to sleep in.
The other day, a new underground passage 210 meters long was discovered in King Kufu's pyramid.
It is said that King Kufu's possibility of sleeping in it is extremely high.
Leave me alone!
This time as well, Dr. Picadery's ancient ruins investigation team is approaching King Kufu's mystery.
An archaeologist from France, Ashraf Ghaj, who is familiar with Umeda's information,
and a veteran adventurer from the United States, Wagner Goldberger, who continues to excavate ruins, took on the role of a guide.
Let's begin our infiltration!
Alright, let's go!
I'll show you the outside.
The inside of the pyramid was dim and humid air was flowing.
In the darkness illuminated by the light, it seems as if something familiar is lurking.
Dr. Picadery carefully continues to go deeper and deeper.
At that moment!
Huh? It's a red scorpion!
Huh? Really?
Where?
It is said that a red scorpion, which is only produced in Egypt, is powerful.
However, it is said that if you touch it, it will poison you and even kill you if you step on its juice.
It is a very dangerous creature that suddenly appears in the dark and attacks you.
Dr. Picadery was able to catch a red scorpion with his bare hands!
You're so cute.
What are you doing?
You really want it, don't you?
You're laughing!
Picadery, you're laughing!
You're laughing, aren't you?
You've gone crazy!
After 8 hours of infiltration...
Suddenly, a team of investigators is attacked by a scorpion.
Is this also a curse of Cthulhu?
With an unpredictable fear in their hearts, they continue to go deeper and deeper.
What's wrong?
There's a big rock on top of Goldmerger's chest.
This area is rocky and it's not strange for it to fall at any time.
Hey! Pickater! Hey! Pickater!
What is it?
You're not wearing a mask!
What?
Hey! Pickater!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
But if it's a life-threatening scorpion, it's not easy to handle.
Did you get hurt?
I'll sit down.
Goldmerger regained consciousness.
It was a vivid life-saving measure of Piccadilly.
And after this, they infiltrate a mysterious tunnel.
Will they be able to discover the sorcerer's mummy?
How was it, Mr. Piccadilly's sales?
How was it, Mr. Piccadilly's sales, Mr. Matsuo?
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Well, you know...
It was an old man's location, wasn't it?
Well, you know...
Oh, yes, yes.
Was it okay?
Yes.
Shall we go to the next one?
Oh, you can't answer it?
Shall we go to the next one?
Well, actually...
Everyone was paying attention to it.
Well, everyone was paying attention to it.
It's a red scorpion.
We caught it and brought it to the studio.
Please have a look at it.
It's this one.
This is...
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. Be careful.
Yes.
It's silver.
Do you want to try it?
No, I'm not trained for that kind of thing.
It's a little dangerous.
Would you like me to give you an example?
Are you okay with that?
Oh!
Really?
Please.
It's scary.
It's amazing.
I'm not scared at all.
Oh, that's great!
Endo!
Yes?
No, I can't do it. I'm an amateur.
I haven't done it yet.
Endo!
Yes?
But this is...
Oh, no!
But there is a teacher for everything.
There is no poison or anything like that.
Please be careful, Endo.
It's a scorpion.
Scorpion.
Dead scorpion.
It's a dead scorpion.
Are you okay with that?
Yes.
Are you really okay with that?
I'm okay.
Endo!
Before I do it...
Are you okay with that?
Please be careful.
Teacher.
Scorpion.
Teacher.
Are you okay?
Teacher!
Dead scorpion.
Ah, that was close.
You did it! You did it!
That was a really wonderful teacher's father.
Now, we will infiltrate the underground passage that has finally been discovered.
Will Hikateri Investigation Team...
Now, clearly, the teacher has confirmed this area.
Teacher, are you okay?
Ten hours have passed since the infiltration began.
Finally, the Hikateri Investigation Team has arrived at the mysterious passage.
It's a new road from here.
Be careful.
Okay, boss.
The Investigation Team is running with tension.
They are only aiming for Kufuo's body.
Kufuo is a dead end.
I'll go this way and you guys go that way.
Alright, you got that, boss.
Yeah, we're gonna go this way.
Where does this underground passage continue?
What in the world is waiting for us?
Ah, there's a truck.
There was a truck that was used in ancient Egyptian civilization.
Hikateri started an internal investigation of the truck.
Wow!
It's like we're in some kind of amusement park.
He looks like a normal person.
He looks like a normal old man.
He looks like a driver.
No, no, no. He doesn't look like a normal person at all.
This is bad! This is bad!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What in the world is going on?
They're rushing to where they heard a noise.
What happened to you?
Hurry up!
What?! Picaterry is buried in a dojo.
They have to hurry up and save him!
I got a cut, basically! I got a cut!
I'm dying! I'm dying!
The mystery of the pyramid that must be destroyed.
Picaterry won't forget it for the rest of his life.
Let's go!
20 hours after the intrusion...
Kufo's Miller is sure to be there.
That's what the investigation team believes and continues to investigate.
Huh? It's Miller!
Oh, it's Ikura's mermaid!
Whoa!
Boss! He found the mermaid! He's got you, boss! Great!
There's a mermaid in there. It's not in a state of preservation, and it's extremely likely that it's a Kufuo mermaid!
How is it, Miller?
Okay, boss! Let's go try and do it!
I'll get the minister!
Yeah, you got it?
Okay, here we go!
We're making it happen! We're making it happen! Come on! Here we go!
Here we go!
It's a mess, isn't it?
We're making it happen!
Thank you, boss!
It's a mess, isn't it?
Thank you, boss!
It's a mess, isn't it?
What is this?
Is it working?
It's stuck.
This is like a costume department, you know?
This isn't a Kufuo, is it?
I don't think so!
However...
Kufuo's Miller didn't show up.
At that time...
Hey, Tataria!
Unfortunately, we couldn't find Kufuo, but as you can see from Mr. Piccadilly's great performance,
He was saved, wasn't he?
He was attacked, wasn't he?
I'd like to know what happened after that.
It's hard to say, isn't it?
On the contrary, he was saved.
Yes.
On the contrary, he was saved.
Actually, it wasn't shown on the camera, but when the earthquake occurred,
Miira covered for him and protected him.
Like rocks and stones and stuff like that.
He wasn't attacked, was he?
Miira saved me.
Wow!
It's a great experience.
Unfortunately, we couldn't find Kufuo this time.
In exchange for that,
We succeeded in restoring one of the world's three most beautiful women, Cleopatra's voice.
Actually, as Chuck's voice,
Chuck's voice?
I left my voice.
It's the first in the world, isn't it?
It's the first in the world!
Mr. Piccadilly, would you like me to press this middle button?
Yes, please do.
I'll press it.
It's Cleopatra!
Thank you very much.
Are you serious?
Of course.
In Japanese?
That's right.
What? What?
Cleopatra "dayo" means...
Cleopatra "dayo" means in Japanese...
What? What?
"Dayo" means in Japanese.
Yes, that's right.
And this is Cleopatra.
I see.
Yes, you know that, right?
And...
What? What?
Hang in there.
It's hard for me to talk to you.
I'd like to make more trouble for you.
You make a lot of trouble today.
You always make trouble for me.
That's right.
And "Cleopatra 'dayo'" is...
Yes.
Isn't it strange?
Yes.
What?
Oh, my back...
So, "Cleopatra" is not strange.
"Cleopatra" is just a name.
"Dayo" is strange, isn't it?
What?
Oh, my back...
That's enough!
I got it.
That's enough!
Everyone, look at this.
What is it?
This is "Egyptian breakfast" that Cleopatra ate every Saturday.
Isn't it strange?
"Egyptian breakfast"?
Isn't it strange?
What is this?
This is mealagohan.
This is cobra wiener.
This is disgusting.
This is Neapolitan.
Neapolitan is normal.
It's strange that Neapolitan is included in it.
This is jalapeño and pickled radish.
This is pyramid omelet.
This is bandaged fried chicken.
And this is kinako sabakuto.
Kinako sabakuto?
Yes, this is kinako.
This is hagechan.
Eat it.
What should I eat?
Eat whatever you like.
This is pickled radish.
This is pickled radish and pickled radish.
It sounds good.
How is it?
It is said that it is pickled radish.
Is it good?
It is good as pickled radish.
Is it good?
It is good.
You are quick.
Eat it.
Hamada.
Eat it.
I will eat it.
What do you want to eat?
Pyramid omelet.
Is it a pyramid?
Is it an omelet?
Yes, it is an omelet.
This is amazing.
It is also included in kinako.
That's right.
It is included in kinako.
It is sweet.
It is good, isn't it?
Yes, it is good.
It is amazing.
How is it good?
How is it?
The omelet is also sweet.
On top of that, the kinako is very sweet.
I don't like sweet omelets.
You don't like it?
No.
So, how does it taste?
If you like sweet things, you'll like it.
But for me, it's too sweet.
So?
Actually, Mr. Piccadilly, you have someone you want to meet, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You want to meet her?
I wanted to say this to her.
I wanted to say "thank you" to Miira, who appeared in the video clip earlier.
But I regret that I couldn't say "thank you" to Miira, who saved my life.
Mr. Piccadilly, do you want to meet her?
Yes, I do.
This time, our staff searched hard for her.
And we found Miira.
Really?
Yes.
So, we called her from Egypt.
Let's call her!
Please come in!
Oh, it's that time!
It was that time!
It's ridiculous!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
He's so determined!
Thank you!
It's Miira!
Thank you!
I've always wanted to say it!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Huh?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Huh?
What's going on?
You're doing good.
You're a weirdo.
You're right.
You're wrong.
Alright, I'll shake you up today.
You're the worst.
What is this?
This is amazing!
What is this?
Where are you going?
Hey, hey, hey.
What is this?
Cut!
Aaaaaah!
"Western Night Special"!
We'd like to end today's episode here with the brave Ileman archaeologist, Picatery's famous emergency lounge.
I'll dig you up.