AISubs v3.4
Murakami Shouji's Classroom Series, which began without anyone's request...
Get out of my classroom!
In addition to the regular suspension rate, the guest will finally take over the main role.
Will it happen this time?
Uh...
What are you doing there?
Today I'm uh...
Uh...
I don't know if you like it or not, but...
Shouji-san's...
That's enough!
Again?
Again!
That's enough!
It seems like he brought up a lot of things, but...
Since it's a Dracula Classroom...
Why is it Dracula in the middle of the day?!
At a time like this, it's not like the weather is good or anything...
That's right!
I think I'll probably end up like that person.
Yeah, you're right.
It seems like he was particular about various locations this time.
Like what?
Like...
There's an open field, there's grass, and there's a gap.
Is it always like that?
It's got nothing to do with it!
But for us, there's an open field, there's a gap...
The place where that person isn't there is the best.
Hey, um...
Could you buy me some gas, please?!
Gas, gas, gas!
Gas!
Go, go!
Go!
I'm thirsty...
Dracula doesn't usually show up, does he?
It's not like the weather is good or anything.
It's a sunny day.
That's right.
Even if I were Dracula, today I'd be like...
Ah!
Huh?
It's like...
A Dracula-like person...
With a beaker like this...
It's normal!
It's a real Dracula.
What's with you?!
It's a real Dracula.
It's normal!
It's white.
It's got a lot of white hair.
It's like a face.
Is this Dracula?
This...
It's got a really white face.
Thank you!
Sir!
It's pretty...
It's pretty high up.
Sir!
It's pretty high up.
Sir!
What are you doing?!
Why is it so high up?
I thought I wouldn't be able to pass my job interview.
Oh, so you can't go home.
Shouji Murakami, who has shown himself for generations.
Wow, it's kind of bright in here.
It's a pretty interesting scenery.
It's completely different.
Today...
I'm telling my boss that I'm going to do it when it's bright...
I'm going to do it when it's bright, but...
Your boss?
Not my boss...
My superior, my boss.
So...
I'm going to do it, but...
It's hard.
You're a crazy guy.
How long did you do it before we came here?
Let's take a break!
No, no, we don't have time.
Dracula Classroom!
I'm still not used to it.
Oh, I see.
With my teacher...
It's like...
It's like a carnival!
When I said "Godzilla's wife's shoulder"...
My shoulder was broken!
Oh, I see!
It's like a pocky!
Godzilla's wife's shoulder...
I added a game line this time.
Hey, you!
When you say "Godzilla's wife's shoulder"...
You're scary...
You're a player...
You say that a lot...
I'm going to put it in my ear.
You're going to put it in your ear!
First, the basics of Dracula...
Learn how to make blood.
Suck it! Suck it!
Nancy!
Shall we start the first round of the game?
Mr. Munakami, please.
First of all...
One or two people.
What is it?
It's different from what we've seen so far.
It's completely different.
Let me explain the rules of the game.
Okay.
Here...
The red one.
What do you think this is?
Isn't it tomato juice?
This is the first round.
This blood...
According to the number I said...
How many cc?
With your own intuition?
Wow...
It's difficult.
It's difficult!
I don't know at all.
I don't know at all!
So...
Start!
Yes! Please!
Okay!
96 cc!
Yes! Let's go!
96 cc!
Ready...
Start!
Yes!
I don't know at all.
With your own intuition!
It's 96 cc.
I see.
Isn't it too much?
What do you think?
Isn't it over 100 cc?
Even if it's over 100 cc...
92 cc!
Wow!
Thank you!
If you were a student, you'd be a top student.
Thank you!
I've never seen anyone drink this much from the first shot.
Yes.
Shall we go to the next one?
Yama-chan!
Yama-chan, let's go!
Yes!
Good luck!
I'm not used to it every time.
Yama-chan...
Wow!
Huh?
Yama-chan!
This is one liter.
Drink it!
Drink it, Yama-chan!
Wait a minute!
Drink it!
Isn't it different?
How many cc are you aiming for?
You...
You're saying the same thing as your sister.
In the end, it looks like you're working at a convenience store
because you can't be a drag queen.
I'm not sure if I should drink with you.
Drink as much as you like.
Yes, I understand.
Then I'll drink with you and take a sip.
Good luck.
You can do it.
Good luck.
You're going outside?
Wow, that's amazing.
Let's go upstairs.
Drink as much as you like.
You can do it.
You can do it!
You can do it.
Not at all.
I can't drink a whole can of tomato juice.
Thank you.
You're kind.
Thank you.
Yama-chan, what is this?
I think you drank a lot.
You...
This...
If you were in a first-class restaurant in Ginza, you'd...
You'd never come back.
What are you talking about?
- Huh? - Oh, it came off.
- Huh? Are you okay? - I'm going to take it off now.
- If you do this, you can't see it from far away. - I see.
- It's not funny anymore. - Then let's take it off.
In order to clean human blood, a certain approach is important.
- In the village, it is well known that Dracula has appeared.
Either you lure the residents into the house or let them in.
This time, it's a pattern of letting them in.
- Can you be my wife? - Oh, you're my wife? Okay.
- Can you put this on me? - Okay.
- My wife. - My wife.
- I have two children. - Okay.
- My husband hasn't come back from work today. - Okay.
- I'm going in with Dracula. - Okay.
- Don't open it! - You're late!
I'm sorry, ma'am!
What's wrong?
Actually, I recently moved to Takamiya.
- Takamiya? - Yes, I recently went fishing.
There are a lot of mackerels there, and I was wondering if you'd like me to bring you some.
- Mackerels? - Yes!
No, I'll be there in a little while, so it's okay. I'm sorry, thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - No, no, wait a minute!
I brought you some of the best mackerels in Savannah, too!
They're all from the sea, and I'm okay. I'm trying to sleep, so it's okay.
Ma'am, could you lend me some gas?
- You don't want to go in, do you? - No, no, wait a minute, ma'am!
- Yes? - Excuse me, could you lend me some?
- What is it? - Well, today's storm has begun, so...
Excuse me, could you lend me some gas?
- No, no, no! - Give me some!
- I didn't do anything wrong! - We're leaving now, so we're done here.
Next up is Yamazaki as Dracula.
You, make him open it.
- You want me to make you open it? - Yes, yes, yes.
- This is difficult. - It doesn't matter how you make me open it.
- I understand. - It doesn't matter if you like celebrities or something like that.
- You want me to make you open it for now, right? - Yes.
Ah, it's cold.
No one's home.
- Excuse me! - Yes?
Excuse me! I'm being attacked! Please open it for me!
Excuse me! I'm also being attacked right now!
- Excuse me! - What?
- What?! - The setting is really weird.
- It's a lie! - It's a lie!
- I don't know what you want me to do. - Excuse me!
- Yes? - Yamazaki.
- Yes? - If you keep doing it like that, people inside of you will get scared!
- Ah... - That's why you should do it a little more like...
Huh?! There's someone like that?! A celebrity is here!
Is that what you want me to say?
- Hey! A celebrity is... - Yes, I'm sorry!
You know, you're a big fan of Kenichi Mikawa.
- Ah, I see. - Hey!
- That's why you might just open it like that. - I see, I see.
Ah... I miss my family.
Good evening.
Excuse me! Who are you?!
I'm Mikawa.
Who's Mikawa?!
I'm Kenichi Mikawa.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Wifey...
Isn't Hamada Shogo-san here?!
Good evening.
I'm Hamada Shogo.
Wifey...
- What is this? - What is it?
- My heart is pounding. - Hello?
- If you call me like this, I won't do my best. - That's right.
Yama-chan, I'm sorry.
Even though you did your best.
Well, you should read more books and study more.
Shall we play a game?
- Me? - Yes, let's do it.
- Okay. - You've found all kinds of bad points and good points, haven't you?
I'm also thinking of a reason for you to open it.
- Shut up, what is it? - What is it?
Can you open it, wifey?
Well, it's late at home.
- I'm sorry. - Have you come back?
- What are you doing?
- It's not different at all. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Are you playing tranquilizer? - You're holding it like this.
The next one is...
Quick Quiz Corner!
- This is where you get the most quizzes. - That's right.
Question one!
The model of Dracula is a real European noble, but where is his country of origin?
- Yama-chan! - England!
Time's up!
- Yes, yes, Tadaka-kun! - Romania!
- Eh, really? - Wow!
- Amazing! - Yes, I knew it!
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Dracula has shed tears once. When was it?! - Eh?!
- You can guess! - Eh?!
- Yes! - Eh, what was it?!
- Macchan! - Um... What was it? He showed me a cross!
- Eh?!
- Eh, then... He poured purified water on you!
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- Time's up! - Tears...
- Um... When your sister was pulled by a trailer! - Eh?! Really?!
- It was quite a shock at the time! - Really?!
- When she was pulled by a trailer?! - Yes!
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Dracula has shed tears once. When was it?! - Eh?!
- Yes! Shed tears! Yes!
- When he was about to suck your blood!
- It was a big shock! - Ah, I see!
- Yes! Macchan! - My blood wasn't coming up at all!
- Even if I sucked it! - Ah, of course!
- It was quite a shock! - Even if you laughed at it!
- I'll tell you the answer! - Yes!
- Um... When you ordered miso soup but you got a soup!
- This is a big shock! - Really?!
- Is... Is it true?! - Of course it is!
- Why is it a big shock?! - It is!
- There are quite interesting times! Why is it like that?!
- I'll tell you the next one! - Yes!
- The next one is... "Find the Mistake Quiz"!
- "Find the Mistake Quiz"! I'll say it now! - Yes!
- Okay?! - Yes!
- I'll run from over there, beyond that curtain... - Yes!
- ...to beyond this curtain! - Yes!
- I'll run past it! - Yes!
- There's something wrong about it! - I see!
- Please answer it later! - Yes!
- Where was it?! - Yes!
- I'll prepare it right away! - There's quite a distance!
- Please answer it! - Is there something wrong?!
- I can't say it! So please remember it! - Yes!
- There's quite a distance! - Yes!
- In order to improve their knowledge, they challenge "Find the Mistake Quiz"!
- Good luck! - Yes!
- Good luck! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Ready, set, go!
- What? - Got it?
- Can we race one more time? - Got it?
- Can we race one more time? - Just one more time!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Please! - Sorry!
- Ready...
- Start!
- Where is it? - Where is it?
- I don't know.
I'm sorry I can't say bad things
You run so fast
I don't know what you're talking about
I got it
My collar was sticking out
It was different
The collar is the same
What?
You took off the fishing rod
That's right
I'm sorry
Hint, sound
Sound?
Down, lower body
Can I say it again?
I don't know
Lower body
Let's go
Do it again, run!
I don't know
Run, run!
I'm sorry
Dash, dash!
Dash! Dash!
Go, go!
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
I'm not wearing socks
I see
You're not wearing socks
You're taking off your socks
Yes
No, I'm not
Huh?
You're not wearing socks
You're taking off your socks
You're not wearing socks
I got it!
Oh, you got it!
That's funny
Let's do the next question
Yes
The second one
The second question of "Finding Mistakes"
The count who appeared immediately
The mistake point is...
Where is it?
Can I see it?
Yes
I know exactly where it is
It's small
It's boots
That's right
It's different
It's totally different
Boo... Boo...
Boo? What's that?
It's what I have
It's not about luck or anything like that
It's about skill
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I don't really have anything in this world
Shut up!
Let's take a break!
I think I'm a little hungry now
Wow, what's this?
It smells like garlic
It smells like a lot of garlic
I'm sorry
Oh, I'm sorry
Let's eat
What are you eating with garlic?
It's not garlic, is it?
But you are...
So what are you eating?
It's pepperoncino
I'm not a YouTuber called Samicino
I really thought so.
How was it, Yama-chan?
This storybook is a little too long, isn't it?
Yes, that's what everyone said.
Yes, even if it's a little shorter.
I also said this at the conference.
I don't need a storybook like that.
I don't know if you'll say a lot of things like that.
There are four of us.
Writers and directors.
There are parts that I can't say what I want to say.
I want you to do your best.
What other classrooms did you have?
I brought four of them.
Classroom.
There were two or three of them.
That's amazing.
Seriously.
What was the classroom you brought?
Ninja classroom.
The second one.
I did it again.
And...
Greenberry.
I did it, too.
Only the second one.
Season 2.
Only the second one.
Who came up with "pepperoncino"?
Pepperoncino.
I'm lonely.
That's...
I...
I put this in.
I thought it was strong.
One more minute.
I'll make you delicious tea.
This.
And...
This.
I only have things I hate.
Do you know?
I've been driving for a long time.
I know what you hate.
This is what I hate the most.
Right?
Makizappa.
I hate this the most.
Thank you.
I don't like this either.
I hate this hairstyle and other things.
And this.
Purification.
This is the color of God.
Now, the villagers have become stronger.
They all chase each other in groups.
So, in order to do that, they overcome various obstacles and go back to their graves and enter their own prison.
Escaping from the attack.
The most important training that involves life.
Let me explain a little.
There's a pylon here.
You zigzag it like this.
This is Kitos Senkai Mountain.
In the forest.
Then you break down that wall.
There's a net here.
You wrap it under the net.
Then you go into the prison and close the lid.
Then you'll be saved.
So, let's do it.
At the end.
Then...
Hama-chan!
Let's go!
Hama-chan!
Let's go!
Can we hold this?
It hurts!
The cross...
It hurts!
I don't know how to do it.
Can you show me how you do it?
I'll do it for you.
Watch me!
I won't do it.
Do you need this?
Yes, I do.
Hama-chan!
Do you need this?
Yes, I do.
Hama-chan!
Yes, I do.
Then we villagers...
Yes, we villagers will do it.
Wait a minute.
I'll come from this side.
Let's go!
You should throw the garlic.
Ready...
Start!
It hurts!
Now! Now!
Now!
Get hit, Dorakira!
Take the backspin!
Return it!
Dorakira, return it!
You bastard!
Dorakira!
Dorakira, you bastard!
Dorakira!
Don't come back!
Dorakira!
You son of a bitch!
Get back here!
It's so cold!
Alright!
We're done with the extermination.
Let's go home.
You son of a bitch!
It's so cold!
My hands are freezing!
Cold water!
It says it's cold water!
Cold water!