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You know, a comedy agency can't be this cold, right?
You're right.
It's really cold.
It's cold.
I can't take this off.
This is Yoshimoto's agency.
Yes.
If we can't deliver laughter, what do we do about this cold main zone?
It's cold in comedy agencies.
I know!
Can I say something?
What is it?
I have something to say.
No, you're on air now.
Yes.
Even so, I have something important to say.
What is it?
Yes.
Actually, you know my partner?
Yes, Fujimoto.
Your partner?
Yes, Fujimoto.
I don't know him.
Fuji...
It's Yoshimoto.
Oh, Yoshimoto.
You know him, right?
The one who's wearing boots.
That's right!
He's 38 years old.
He's probably the only one in Japan.
Oh, he's wearing boots.
You know him, right?
Yes.
At a comedy school in Yoshimoto called LHC...
Yes, yes.
He's giving a lecture today.
Oh, is that what you're doing?
So you're a teacher?
Yes, I'm giving a lecture as a teacher.
You're a fighter, right?
You're not talking?
No, it's not me. My partner is doing it.
If you're talking, you should be doing it, right?
Is that what you're doing?
You're doing it, right?
Anyway!
I'd like you all to come and see it.
Of course!
There's a lot of funny things.
I don't know what to say.
First of all, the voice acting is funny.
Yes, yes.
The way you call us is funny.
The boots in is funny, too.
The boots in is the funniest.
The boots in is the funniest, but...
When I ate with him a few times, it was never funny!
You only say funny things!
But I'd like you all to come and see it.
Really?
I'd like you all to come and see it.
Everyone's asking you to come and see it!
Everyone's saying it's a waste of money.
That's true.
Eva, do something funny.
Really?
Eva, do something funny.
Do something funny.
Can I do it?
Yes!
Air Magic!
(Laughing)
(Gagging)
(Clapping)
(Laughing)
Come on!
Stop it!
I have something to learn.
I'm like a lost child in Dear Ghostini every month.
(Laughing)
I'm like a lost child.
(Laughing)
I'm like a lost child.
(Laughing)
I'm telling you to cut it!
I'm like a lost child in Dear Ghostini every month.
(Laughing)
Do you want me to do something?
No, no.
(Laughing)
(Singing)
(Laughing)
What are you doing?
(Laughing)
Come on!
I'm like a lost child in Dear Ghostini every month.
I'm telling you to cut it!
(Laughing)
Hold on, Kanishi, one more time...
(Laughing)
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! Really...
I'm sorry!
(Laughing)
Next song!
Okay!
(Let's see...)
(Let's see... )
(Laughing)
You shouldn't say that!
(Laughing)
Please!
I'm begging you!
I want to know everything!
I'm begging you!
I want to know everything!
I have it!
I definitely have it!
It's this way! We're almost there!
Yes!
If you don't give a lecture now, you won't be able to speak loudly.
Look at this!
What kind of lecture is this?
This is a very advanced lecture.
It's not a lie.
Let's take a look.
It's very primitive.
There are a lot of books.
It's very primitive.
It stinks in this classroom.
It smells like Tennessee.
It doesn't smell like that.
Isn't it Cocorico, Tennessee?
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it, either.
Why do we have to wait like this?
It's our first time here, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It stinks in this classroom.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Fujimoto of Fujiwara.
You've seen me on TV a lot lately.
Today, I'd like to answer your questions.
As a senior comedian,
and as a senior in life,
I'll answer your questions.
Does anyone have a question?
Yes.
Why did you become a comedian?
Because you have a big face.
Thank you.
Your parents object you becoming a comedian. How can you convince them?
Because you have a big face.
My face is big, so my parents won't object me.
Right? It's a delusion.
Yes.
It can't be done like that.
Next.
Thank you.
You don't wake up in the morning. How can you wake up?
Because you have a big face.
Because my face is big, I can't wake up in the morning.
Right?
Yes.
Next.
Thank you.
I want to be like a tutorial. How can I become like a tutorial?
Because you have a big face.
Because my face is big, I can't become like a tutorial.
I don't think you can.
Right?
I see.
Sit down.
Everyone.
As you may know, we have guests today.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
From the left.
Right?
Our partners, Haraishi.
And Dauton.
Right?
And Yamazaki Hosei.
Right?
And Goriko.
Right?
They are the people you always see on TV.
What do you think of them?
Right?
What do you think of them?
You.
What do you think of them?
Yes.
What do you think of them?
I dreamt of you and came to this world.
I'm very moved now.
You have a big face.
Because my face is big, I can't wake up in the morning.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Thank you.
Let's continue with the questions.
Who wants to ask a question?
Yes.
You.
Our group name is "meme".
Is it true that a group name with "n" in it is more popular?
Because you have a big face.
What do you mean?
Because you have a big face.
What do you mean?
That's the truth.
Right?
What do you mean?
Sit down.
Next.
You.
My partner is not motivated and doesn't come out of his group very often.
What should I do?
Because you have a big face.
Because of my face, you don't come out of your group very often.
Right?
You come out of your group.
It's a delusion.
You come out of your group.
Yes.
She says "I come out of my group".
Next.
You.
Why is your attitude towards your senior comedian big?
Because you have a big face.
Because of my face, you have a big face like your senior comedian.
Don't come out of your group.
You made a mistake.
Because of my big face, I made a mistake.
Aimi!
I'm sorry to say this, but I can't help being mad at my partner. What should I do?
Because of your big face!
Because of my big face, you can't be mad at your partner!
Right?
Actually you can't be mad at your partner.
You can't be mad at your partner.
It's a delusion.
It's a delusion because of my big face.
Aimi!
Can you listen to my dream?
Yes.
I want to be successful in comedy and make it known all over the world.
Because of your big face?
Yes.
People who are suffering in war and poor people want to smile because of my comedy.
That's because of my big face.
What do you think of my dream?
Because of your big face!
What is that?
Because of your big face, you can't be mad at your partner!
Because of my big face?
It's a dream.
Right?
Because of my big face, you can't be mad at your partner!
It's a delusion because of my big face.
Sit down.
Thank you.
Aimi!
Is it true that Fujimoto-san is dating a gravure idol?
Because of your big face!
Because of my big face, you can't be mad at your partner!
You three are always like that.
But I understand you.
I'll never stop.
It's because of my big face!
It's because of my big face that you're late!
Right?!
It's because of my big face!
Right?!
You're late!
It's your illusion!
It's because of my big face that you're late!
Sit down!
You're late!
Right?!
Yes!
Yes, you!
Please tell us about your big face.
It's because of my big face!
It's because of my big face that you're late!
Right?!
It's because of my big face!
Oh, yes.
I've learned.
It's because of my big face!
Thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes.
Yes, you.
I'd like to introduce myself to you.
Could you please introduce me?
It's because of your big face!
It's because of my big face that you're late!
It's because of your big face!
I'm sorry!
It's because of my big face that you're late during class!
It's because of your big face!
I'm sorry!
My face is...
It's because of your big face!
It's all because of you!
What kind of seminar is this?
Next.
Yes!
How can you date a heavyweight idol like Fujimoto- san?
He's got a big face!
You look like you're drinking with me because of my big face!
He's got a big face. Next!
Yes!
I have a question. Can you tell me about your spiritual experience?
It's about last summer.
I was driving home from my friend's house.
It was about 3 a.m. and I was driving along a big river for about 15 minutes.
Suddenly, I saw a car navigation system.
The destination was in the middle of the river.
And it was right next to where I was driving now.
I looked around and there was an old bridge that only one bicycle could cross.
There wasn't anything special about it.
I thought it was weird and went home again.
It was about 3 or 4 a.m. and I went back to my friend's house again.
Then my friend's face was a little cloudy.
And you know that old bridge you always cross?
Yes, I do.
You have a big face.
And I heard a woman's dead body hanging from it.
You have a big face.
I was a little worried.
I asked her when it happened and she said it was on the same day I got home.
I looked it up and found out that woman left home around 2 a.m.
And she passed away around 3 a.m.
So that bridge is where I was standing.
It's big in the head.
That's it.
It's because you have a big face!
It's scary!
OK, you!
Recently, you've been following the stalker.
Why? Because you have a big face!
I bit you because you have a big face!
Because of my big face!
I didn't bite you!
One more time!
Recently, you've been following the stalker.
What should we do?
Because you have a big face!
Because of my big face, you've been following the stalker!
You've been following the stalker!
That's right!
You've been following me!
OK, you!
I think you're a genius.
What do you think about it?
Because you have a big face!
Because you have a big face, I don't think you're a genius.
OK?
Thank you!
OK, you!
Can you see my special skill?
Because you have a big face!
I'll show you my big face!
Please!
What are you doing?
Because you have a big face!
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
Because you have a big face!
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
Next, you!
Can you introduce your gravure idol?
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
Can you introduce your gravure idol?
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
Right?
Thank you.
Well...
Now...
Um...
We will show you...
Um...
Okay, please come over here.
This is a festival of some tribe.
Okay, here we go.
Because you have a big face!
Right?
You jumped on my face!
Right?
Because you have a big face!
Because you have a big face, I don't like it!
Right?
Because you have a big face, everyone is worried about you!
Right?
Please have courage.
Like this, everyone.
Ah, this is...
Cheetah is...
aiming for prey.
Here we go.
Look.
Look, it's going, it's going, it's going!
Look!
Look, it's because you have a big face!
Right?!
It's because of my big face that it's fast!
Right?!
Look, it's because you have a big face, it's because of my big face that it's determined to escape!
Right?!
Look, look, look!
Look!
Right?!
It's because of my big face that it's determined to escape!
Right?!
Right?! It's because of my big face that it's determined to escape!
Look, it's because of my big face that it's determined to escape!
So!
We've watched the video.
Everyone, please tell us your impressions!
So...
Check!
Yes.
Um...
It's like...
Um...
You showed me something good.
What did you say?!
It's because of your big face.
It's because of my big face that you're a little...
You're talking in a bad way.
It's because of my big face that you're like that.
You're kind.
Okay!
From now on...
Um...
It has nothing to do with entertainers!
Ask me anything!
Okay!
I want to marry you, but how can I marry you?
Because you have a big face!
My face is big, woman!
Kanaway, you're going too far!
Wait a minute!
Because you have a big face!
My face!
Yes!
Yes, you!
Well, people often say that I have a big face, is it big?
Because you have a big face!
Because my face is big, why do people say that you have a big face?
Well, people often say that I have a big face, is it big?
Because you have a big face!
Because my face is big, why do people say that you have a big face?
Right?
Yes.
Next!
Yes!
Yes, you!
I want to marry a blue-ray disc player, is it better for me to wait?
Because you have a big face!
Because my face is big, is it better for you to wait?
Yes, thank you.
Yes!
Yes, you!
Why are white tigers born?
Because you have a big face!
Right?
Because my face is big, white tigers are born.
Right?
Thank you.
Right?
Yes!
Why is peperoncino so delicious?
Because you have a big face!
Right? Because my face is big, peperoncino is delicious.
Right?
Okay.
Next!
Yes!
My real name is Masato Nakamura.
Because you have a big face!
Because my face is big, my real name is Masato Nakamura.
Because my face is big.
Thank you.
Yes!
Fujimoto-san, is it true that you don't have a regular show?
Because you have a big face!
Because my face is big, I don't have a regular show!
Yes!
Because you have a big face!
My face is big, so I don't have a regular show!
Well...
I'd like to end here.
Again...
Because you have a big face!
My face is big, so I came first!
I came first!
My face is big, so I don't know why!
Thank you very much!
So...
The lecture ended with that?
Yes.
Come and see that.
I see.
You should have asked the students earlier.
Yes.
Do you want to take this lecture again?
Did you do it for this lecture?
Did you pay for it?
Thank you!
You didn't agree with me at all!
Because you have a big face!
What?
Because my face is big, you didn't agree with me!
Because your face isn't convincing me!
- Your face is big for me. - Tanaka, did you agree with me?
- But I don't agree with you. - Because of your big face!
- Who? Tanaka? - Tanaka replied you.
- My face? - His face is big for me so I think he agrees.
- So you say it's because of your big face? - Yeah.
- But your face isn't that big! - It's big for me!
- Eh? - It's big for me.
- Then it's big for you! - It's big for me!
- I think you have a big face. - Don't play with me!
- Stop playing with me! - My face is big so I think your face is big for me!
What are you talking about?
It's because you have a big face.
- Your lungs are going to fall off. - It's because you have a big face.
- Your lungs are going to fall off.
- No, it's because you have a big face.
It's because of my big face that your lungs are going to fall off.
You're scared. Your lungs are going to fall off.
No, it's because you have a big face.
It's because of my big face that your lungs are going to fall off.
- That's right! - It's because you have a big face.
- Your lungs are going to fall off. - No, it's because of my big face that your lungs are going to fall off.
- Your lungs are going to fall off. - No, it's because of the writer and director.
How is it going to end?
Well, it's probably because of your big face.
It's probably because of my big face that you're all worried about how the movie ended.
- Can we do it one more time? - One more time?
- Can we do it one more time? - Can we do it one more time?
- Hey, I'm getting angry. - Yes, yes.
- That's why I'm getting angry. - That's right.
- It's because of your big face. - It's because of your big face.
Well, that's because you have a big face.
Your gag is awfully funny.
That's because of you have a big face.
Your gag is funny because of my big face.
- You didn't say it last time. - But it's true it was me in the last scene.
It's because I look like you.
- Your gag is funny... - He said it's funny because we both look like him.
You have a big face!
I look like you in some places in Japan so you have a funny gag.
- Well, then. - Let's get angry.
Because you have a big head.
What's with you?
- Big head. - Because you have a big head.
Shut up! You think my big head has a big head, don't you?!
- You do have a big head! - Because of your big head!
Shut up with your stupid nonsense!
Because of your big head!
You don't have to talk rudely to me, because of my big head!
- Fool! - Because of your big head!
You think I'm an idiot because of my big head, don't you?!
Because of my big head.
Because of my big head I can't move because there's nothing there.