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In the first episode of "Yaki no Tsukai", we challenged the record of all-time viewers of TV show "Tainage Jigoku Game"!
We have a special guest with us today.
It's the two of you from Downtown!
Let's do it.
Today, we're going to play a simple game.
We're going to use up all of our lungs!
We should wear our jerseys, too.
Yeah, we should wear our jerseys.
We have our own pockets.
We don't care about that at all.
We should be wearing our jerseys.
If you say "jerseys", it's "konga", right?
Yeah.
Can we?
Yaki no Tsukai
"Ochitara Jigoku" "Chorokyu Giridome Chicken"
If you can't make your chorokyu run and stop it in the wall zone, you'll go to "pai jigoku".
There are six "pai" in total.
That's a lot of "pai".
There are about 300 "pai" in total.
That's a lot of "pai" in total.
Should I go first?
He's going first.
He's going first, so he doesn't look good.
Don't worry.
Ready, set, go!
Zero!
Out!
What's with you? You're too strict!
You're too kind!
- I love you! - Yes!
- Drink it up! - Drink it up!
- Okay! - Sit over there!
- Yes! - Sit over there!
- It's true, it's like this in the beginning! - It's impossible in the beginning!
- It's delicious, but... - Well, yes!
- It's like this... - Yes!
Goto-san, "Paijigoku", start!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It fell! - It fell!
- This is scary! - It's scary!
- Is it like this in the beginning!? - It's impossible!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Ton-chan! - Yes!
- Iwao! - Ton-chan!
- Wait a minute! - No, I was watching!
- That's my own sensuous intuition! - Well, but...
- It depends on your own philosophy and your students! - Yes!
- Well, well... - Okay?
- Here we go! - Go ahead!
- Ah, this is... - This is...
- This is...
- Everyone is happy! - Everyone is happy!
- Why!? - Why!?
- You're a genius! - After all, you got scared too much!
- Why!? - What can we do!?
- I really want to reverse it! - It's scary too!
- Ton-chan, "Paijigoku", start! - Ah, it's scary!
I am...
Scott...
White!
WHITE!
It's intense, Mr. Habana's...
This is not good! It's not done!
This is intense!
It exploded at the end.
Is there such a walled apartment?
There is! There is!
There seems to be!
Is there such an apartment in the city?
Yes, there is.
No, it's tough!
The third person, Mayor Inoue, unfortunately failed in front of the team.
In addition, it ended in failure and failure, and four people were sent to hell in a row.
It exploded!
The last one!
It exploded!
It didn't explode at all.
He didn't learn from the people in the past.
I think it would have been good to pull it out.
Matsubara-san!
It's already pretty...
I can't say it anymore.
But...
I wonder...
I don't know what to do...
Um...
I don't know much about patterns.
Patterns are successful.
Successful patterns are not patterns.
It's not bad at all, but...
Maybe...
I think I'll succeed.
And when I succeed...
Not at all...
In the end, it seems like I won't have any air.
No, no!
If you succeed, you'll have a lot of air.
If you succeed, you'll be excited.
If you don't do it, you won't learn.
If you succeed, you'll learn.
You won't be excited.
Even if you fail on purpose...
It's cold.
What do you do?
It's cold.
It's the same pattern.
Do you want me to do it?
It's the same pattern.
Shall we move on to the next game?
Next game?
Yes.
Let's do it.
I have to clean up the first pattern.
Okay, I'll do it.
Next up...
The well-known "mountain of victory".
The game starts with Endo.
Let's go!
Can I go first?
This is Endo's.
No, but I'm the one who's shaking the choro ball first, and I'm doing it, so I'll do it first.
I see.
Endo, are you okay?
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Then I'll do it.
That's right.
Then I'll do it.
Aren't you going to eat it?
Yeah.
You can't do it anymore?
It's a simple lie.
That's right.
I'm scared.
Be careful.
I'm scared of you.
Be careful.
It's true, it's true, it's true.
It's going to happen.
Be quiet!
I can't hear you.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Then I'll do it.
Yes.
It's over!
I definitely raised my hand when I got here.
I see.
I've been lifting it up and holding it around here.
No, it doesn't look like you at all.
It doesn't look like you at all.
Be careful.
You look like you're cheating on TV.
If you say that.
That's right.
You look like you're cheating on TV.
You're quite small.
I'm watching you.
Do you think you lifted it well?
Put it back!
Thank you!
It's a rock, it's a rock.
There's more, there's more, there's more!
Is it here?
I can definitely do this.
It's already down.
Non-chai out!
It's already down!
Gacha gacha!
Non-chai party song start!
Drink it! Drink it!
Who are you?! Who are you?!
I'll do it one more time!
Non-chai party song!
Drink it! Drink it!
Ah, like that.
Here, the order of patterns change.
I see.
Let's do it!
Here you go!
Let's do it!
Is this okay?
Well, it's the first shot, so...
Yes.
What did you drink just now?
Eh? Did you drink it?
I didn't drink it.
You didn't drink it just now.
I didn't drink it just now.
Ah, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Koumoto-san...
Ah, Koumoto-san...
Tottemoto...
Ah, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait...
Why did you drink it?!
Just now...
I drank it just now.
Tottemoto...
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
If you leave it like that, who will do it next?
Koumoto.
But if Koumoto drinks it and I become an assistant, what will happen?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
I'm really...
I'm sorry...
I don't know at all...
Even though I didn't do it...
Eh, why...
Even though you didn't do it?
This is my own opinion, but...
Shall we continue?
Then, let's do it like that.
Eh, which one?
No, mine came up, so Hamada...
Eh?
If Matsumoto says it, it's strange for me not to do it.
Wait a minute!
Ah, okay!
Then, Hamada-san, let's do it!
Hamada-san, let's do it!
Already...
Let's be quiet for a moment.
I couldn't hear you just now.
Didn't you say it just now?
Wait, wait, wait. I couldn't hear you just now.
I couldn't hear you just now.
As a rule...
When you do it, you must not speak out loud.
Of course, of course.
But that's the real thing.
Then, Yamaku, say it properly to the camera for once.
Yes.
Next up is Goto!
No, it's not like that.
No, you must not speak out loud.
Tell me the rules properly!
I know what you're doing, but...
I'll say it one more time.
I know what you're doing.
Rules, rules, okay?
Yes.
You must not speak out loud while you're doing it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay, okay.
Next up is...
Goto!
Me again?
That's right.
Turn it around!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Hello!
What are you saying?
Well, I feel like Goto was doing it too, but...
I feel like Goto was doing it too, but...
Nonchan, you can't say that.
This is...
You can't say that.
Nonchan, you're out!
You're out!
If that's the case...
If you drop the cream, you're out.
Then say it clearly to the camera.
Yes, I'll do it.
Yes, let's go.
Well, in the game board...
If you drop the cream, you're out!
Nonchan, you're out!
What?!
You're out.
This is a little off-topic, isn't it?
This is...
The first game, start!
Wow!
You're bad!
Wow!
Sorry!
You're out!
What's up?
You're doing it too much, Hamada-san!
You're wearing clothes and all, you're wearing something, right?
No, I'm not wearing that much!
You're wearing that much!
I'm wearing that much!
You're wearing a lot of stuff!
Yeah, I'm wearing a lot!
I'm wearing a lot...
I'm getting nervous...
Me too!
I'm wearing a lot of stuff!
You're wearing a lot of stuff!
I'm going home.
That's not going to happen from now on.
It's okay!
It's not over yet!
You're only wearing clothes on top, right?
It's okay, but...
Even if you wear clothes, it's not going to happen.
Yeah, I think it's the same thing.
You're wearing something like a kappa.
Oh, you're right!
Kappa?
Kappa!
Oh, you're talking about vinyl?
Yeah.
That's...
For you, it's hard...
I guess...
Oh, I'm going to wash my hands, too.
No, you're not washing your hands!
I've told you once and again!
You're not washing your hands!
Um, I'm laughing at the atmosphere, but...
Can we just put this on top of that?
I don't know...
Next, we'll put the hot water in order, and if it doesn't come out, we're out.
First, Inoue!
That's how it is, right?
It's in order, right?
Go ahead!
It came out!
Go ahead!
Why did you put it in first?
Because it's in order.
Go ahead!
Go a little more!
It's coming out!
It's in order, right?
Matsumoto-san!
I don't know how much is in there.
How much is in there?
Of course we don't know!
Stop it! Stop it!
I didn't see it.
It's not interesting.
You didn't see it, right?
I didn't see it.
Go ahead, Matsumoto-san!
Safe!
Go ahead, Hara-san!
You can say it now.
Safe!
Wow!
End of round!
You can be happy.
Because it's safe.
That's right.
- What? - You dropped it.
- I dropped it? - Yes.
- You did it. - No, no, no.
- You dropped it according to the rules. - No, I dropped it according to the game rules.
- The game rules. - It's hard to understand!
- No, it's not about the rules. - It's all the same!
- No, but this is a game about whether you'll get a child or not. - It doesn't matter.
- What?! You understand?! You understand?!
- Look! - No, but you all understand, right?
- Of course we understand. - You're tired of work, so you can't raise your hands.
- People watching TV won't understand. - People watching TV won't understand this!
- The general public won't understand this! - The general public...
- They'll say, "You said you shouldn't have dropped the cream earlier!" - They'll say that for sure.
- I didn't say that earlier. - You didn't? - But this is safe!
- Then we'll take this out for now. - We didn't drop it.
- That's what we were doing. - Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Let's be clear about the next one. - Yes.
- Say it to the camera. - Yes.
- Say you'll change the rules again. - Yes.
- If you say you'll do it again, we'll do it. - Yes.
- If you say you won't do it again, we'll say you're out. - This time...
- We'll say we'll do it again because we dropped the cream.
- But we'll do it safely next time.
- Yes.
- So, Endo is... - Out! - Yes!
- Out! - Endo, sorry! Out!
- Okay, let's go with Endo. - Let's go!
- Hurry up! - Endo, sit down!
- You should do it quickly. - Yes.
- There's no time left. Bring me another one. - What? Yes!
- Bring me another one. - Okay, let's go! - Yes!
- That's enough. - Where is it?
- Endo! - It's taking too long.
- Start the music! - Let's go with the tempo!
- What? - What?
- What's going on?
What's wrong you guys?
Okay! We will continue like this!
- Okay! Let's go! - Since Endo started playing out, let's go from Tanaka!
Here you go!
- Wait! Wait! - Let me go next.
- Wait! Wait! - No! No!
Hey, Tanaka said he will go next.
- You're late, so you might as well go first - No, no, no - It's hard to understand, isn't it, Tanaka?
If I don't keep up with the tempo, it's hard for Tanaka to understand.
Hang in there.
It was a weird noise.
Everyone should have felt it.
Even if you deceive me, I know.
It was a weird noise.
That's why I'm doing it to fill in.
It shouldn't have been Tanaka.
In the end, Endo was able to catch up to Tanaka.
The four of them were able to avoid losing in a row.
Next up is Komoto.
Can you do it?
You talk too much.
Can you do it?
What is it?
It's weird...
He did it!
Matsumoto-san, please go for it!
He did it!
It's out!
It's out for you, right?
It's out!
But it just came out.
Matsumoto-san, out!
Ah, he's singing!
I'm the oldest and I lost.
I'm sitting in a chair and my juniors are throwing pies at me.
How much do you know about it?
We know a lot about it.
If you look at it...
I don't need an explanation.
But do you know about it for the elderly and children?
Yes.
Please sit down and have fun.
That's right.
Don't sit down, you'll get dirty.
It doesn't matter.
Don't sit down, you'll get dirty.
Ah, then...
It's hard to throw.
It's dangerous.
This camera...
It's not recording right now.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
Ah, it's okay.
It's okay.
Please show it to the camera.
Ah, it's easy to understand.
Please show it!
Everyone, please show it!
Everyone, please do it once!
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
It's amazing when you sit down.
Really?
It's better than I thought.
No, no.
You have to put it on your face.
Like this.
Oh, I see. Do I have to put it on my face?
Of course you have to.
You have to put it on your face.
That's a rule.
You have to follow it.
I don't know it.
You have to say it.
If you say it, I'll do it.
If you say it,
what are you talking about?
You'll be scolded.
It's rude to say it.
You're right.
Really?
I'll do it.
What are you going to do?
Next, they'll blow up the tissue.
If you drop it on the ground first, you'll lose.
It's a confrontation game.
Oh, I see.
It's advantageous.
Ready,
start!
It's amazing.
If you drop it like before, you'll lose.
It's a confrontation game.
Ready,
start!
It's amazing.
Scary!
This is really scary!
Your face was good, but you were like this.
I didn't know what to do.
There's a little on this side.
Was it good? This?
Was it good?
What do you mean by "was it good"?
Isn't it better if it's not there?
There's no way it's not good.
You should have dodged it.
I know how to dodge like this, but I think it's better to have a good guard.
But it's rude if you say you shouldn't guard like that.
I think it's rude to say you shouldn't guard like that.
I think you're wrong.
You're not wrong.
Special rule - lighter is fired in one shot.
When it's not there, you have to fire it right away!
Right away!
Here you go.
This is hard!
Please put it back, everyone.
I'm going to throw the pie.
First, Mr. Komatsu!
Yes!
Please put it back.
Can I go from the front?
Can I go like this from here?
I see.
Mr. Komatsu, please go ahead.
You've been holding a pie all the time, haven't you?
You're not good at it.
Well, well, well.
Come on!
Wow, wait a minute.
This is really amazing.
It's crazy.
OK?
Here we go.
Go ahead!
Look, it's going to be like this.
But you're in the lead, so it can't be helped.
What are you going to do when it gets like this?
You look like you're going to lose.
Anyway...
Let's do it.
From Tanaka to order...
I'm sorry, but Hamada apologized.
What?
Isdio, can you give us a preview?
Give us a preview!
Who first?
Then you yourself should know.
There was quite a gap.
The moment someone threw...
It's clear, right!?
As it is, it is impossible to continue.
In order to track the killer, Isdio checks the tape.
Check the time.
I don't know if I was doing it wrong.
I see.
Here it is.
This is the first one.
Look at the hand.
Whose hand is it?
Here...
The blue one.
This is it.
It's blue.
Yes, it's blue.
Blue.
The criminal says it's blue.
It can't be.
The culprit gave up.
I see.
So the culprit is blue.