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Yes! Yes! New Year's party!
Hey, stop it!
Yes! Yes! New Year's party!
The 20th Gaki no Chai Arai's Chiki Chiki!
The 2009 Hatsumadai Day Ushishi!
New Year's party!
- Happy New Year! - How are you, everyone?!
Even if you're not well, we'll have a New Year's party for you!
Let me introduce you to the Zetsurin duo from "Gero ga Kitte"!
They're called "Downtown" and "Kagamiwari"!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for having us!
Yamanaki's face has always had a mole on it.
- It hasn't changed this year either. - It still has it.
- It was like that for Moriman and Taigetsu too. - Moriman and Taigetsu have been asking us to do it for the last time this year.
But they've been saying our lines.
"Udo" and "gudaguda" can't do it.
There have been more than 20 New Year's parties celebrating the new year!
However, there's been a strange movement.
- What kind of movement? - It's from Dynamic Shikoku.
- From Shikoku? - Yes, Dynamic Shikoku.
- Do you know them? - Yes, we know them.
- If you have the time, would you like them to come out? - No, we can already see them.
Oh, well, we don't know them.
Anyway, we want to tell you...
You're really nasty!
You've become nasty!
The target age is over 6 years old.
- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
- We have a New Year's party every year. - Yes.
- But we don't have a pretty girl every year. - It's not just men.
- It's only men. - That's right.
- So we've prepared a pretty girl for you. - I see.
- She's beautiful Zoroi. - She's really cute!
Excuse me! Please come in!
Do you think she's beautiful?
- I don't know. - Thank you very much!
- Three of you... - Excuse me!
- Please introduce three of you! - Excuse me!
- She's Obayakko. - She's Obayakko.
- She's Dekayakko. - She's Dekayakko.
- She's Pikayakko. - She's Pikayakko.
She's Pikayakko.
- Everyone gets selected. - You didn't say it.
- You didn't say you were selected. - You didn't say you were selected.
- Shall we prepare a game? - Shall we prepare a game?
- Let's prepare! Rock-paper-scissors-cream game!
Rock-paper-scissors game! The one who loses will put cream on his nose, and the one who wins will lick the cream.
- Even if you lose or win, both are delicious. - Delicious.
First, the one who won the parents' glasses is...
- It's me! - It's me!
Rock-paper-scissors-go!
- He lost! - He lost!
- Even if you win, you won't put cream on your nose, right? - How do you do it?
- You've heard of it, haven't you? You put cream on your nose like this. - It's amazing!
- It's quite annoying. - Then, please say it when you do it. - Go ahead.
- She eats it up. - She's kind! - She's kind!
- She eats it up! - She's kind!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Next, the partner of Dekoyakko is...
Tanaka!
- The strength of rock-paper-scissors in women's games is... - That's right!
- I can't stand it! - Don't do it!
- It's amazing! - It's all...
- Tanaka, look up! Look up! Look up!
- Then, the last one... - No, this is a little... the last one is...
- No, no, it's Dekoyakko! - Dekoyakko! - Dekoyakko!
- I'm sorry, but I'll say it clearly... - Yes.
- Why don't you die early and play with your grandfather?
- That's good!
- Please choose who you want to play with. - Please choose!
- No, I already know that! - You're going to choose, right?
- Yes. - No, let's just choose!
- No, no, if you think about comedy in various ways... - Yes.
- Um... you can think of various patterns... - Various patterns...
- But that's... - Shut up!
- You chose! You chose! - You chose!
- You chose!
- You did it! - You did it!
- With your grandfather! - Shut up!
- At least make it a one-man show! - It's not a one-man show!
- Rock, papers, scissors! - Rock, papers, scissors!
- Go! - Go!
- We won, we won! - Yes, we won!
- You're a lucky man! - You're a lucky man!
- We'll put you on! - Will you lick me?!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well... if you go to the side... - Yes, yes...
- You look like a car... - A car!
- You look like a car! - Yes, yes...
- And your hair, okay? - Yes.
- Please do it. - Yes, I will.
I really can't do it!
I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
I tried it, but I really can't do it!
I'm done!
The third Yamawan Grand Prix!
Good luck this year!
Who is it? Who is it?
Every year, we discover a break genie!
Yamawan Grand Prix!
Damn it!
This show has attracted hundreds of millions of stars!
Who will win this year?
- Let's start with Mr. Hosei Yamazaki. - Yes.
Please say hello to the audience.
This is the third Yamawan Grand Prix.
If you're good at making fun of people, come on out!
And so...
The Yamawan Grand Prix will be held!
I told you!
- And so... - I mean, really...
- People in the industry... - Yes.
They look at this and decide...
- Last year, Mr. Higeitanshaku... - Yes.
- He had a break with Mr. Lunetz. - Yes.
And Mr. Eloharmichanon...
What?
What did you say?
- Someone said it, right? - Eloharmichanon...
- Yes. - In this show...
- Please don't say it! - Please don't say it!
If there's a character, it has to be in the show!
- That's not true! - Why are you suddenly...
...talking like an old man?
Can you stop talking like an old man?
- Let's go. - He's a super-rookie in impersonations...
Kamijo Takeshi!
I'm going to do an impersonation of Bando Eji.
If Bando Eji were a firefighter...
I'm going to throw up and the water is going to spill!
I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!
Bando Eji's "Bikkuri Jitsuwa" series...
After a radio recording, he calls the president of Wakayama...
...but the reception is weak and Bando Eji is anxious.
Hello, this is Bando. President Kanema, thank you for the plums!
Hello? President Kanema, thank you for the plums!
Thank you for the plums!
Bando Eji commented on "Gourmet Show" with 0 points.
I'm not sure if I should eat this...
I picked up an apple that had fallen during a typhoon...
...four days to one week later...
...because I couldn't stand the smell!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you! I'm getting nervous!
I'm sure you got the hang of it!
Mr. Picatinny, could you comment on this?
You surprised me!
This is crazy!
I'm going to take all of this and beat you up!
Do you understand?
Let's go.
Mr. Tensoku, thank you for coming.
Applause!
Thank you!
It's a high score!
Thank you!
Was it fun?
It was great!
Comments aren't good.
That's right.
2009 Chuumokkabu, Manzai Always, Beagle 38.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for inviting me here.
We are very grateful.
Please wait for a moment.
Um...
You're late.
You should have come earlier.
You shouldn't have kept us waiting.
But you know...
We want to go on a trip.
We want to go to a hot spring.
We want to get soaked in a hot spring and drink sake.
That would be delicious.
You're a caramel macchiato.
At night, you should cook at a hotel.
That would be fun.
If that's the case...
Japan is Detroit Metal City, isn't it?
You should talk about hot springs.
What are you talking about?
You want me to give you a riddle?
Try it out.
You go to a hot spring...
and play with a dragon ball.
Your heart says...
This is delicious.
This is special, everyone.
This is delicious.
This is wonderful.
That's all you have to say?
You've found your talent. You can make any kind of joke with it.
Let's ask Mr. Tarotano and Mr. Matsumoto.
They're good, aren't they?
Mr. Kosei, please give us your score.
3 points!
That's low.
To be honest, this is the last one.
It came like "dong"!
That made me scared.
I'm sorry.
It's difficult for you to say with such a low score.
Everyone was laughing at you.
I'm going to say what you started blogging about.
It's funny now.
Even though he doesn't look like it, he'll do his best this year.
He's a 2008 M-1 finalist.
It's "Monster Engine"!
Tarotano and Saraku.
I'm thirsty.
I haven't drunk water for two days.
God, please give me water.
I'm thirsty.
I'm God.
I'll give you water.
There's Moses here!
Water is delicious! Water is delicious! Water is delicious!
It's me.
It's you.
You fooled me again.
I didn't notice it at all.
I'm bored now.
God's...
Play!
Let's continue.
Shortcut.
Oh, he's addicted.
He's addicted.
Silver axe! Silver axe!
Ah! I dropped my axe in the lake.
I can't work like this.
Ah, what should I do?
I can't work anymore.
Ah! There's someone walking in the lake!
What are you?
I'm God.
What?
The axe you dropped is...
Yes.
...this "tarcas" axe that cuts through the earth?
No!
Then...
Yes.
The axe you dropped is...
...this "mononos" axe made of goddess "monos"' tears?
No!
It's a normal axe I use at work.
Then, last but not least...
Yes.
The silver axe that God used to worship "galfan" in the past?
No!
It's a normal one!
My business is done.
What?!
It's a normal one!
The last one, "galfan" or something, is the most normal one!
That's it! That's it!
Then, I'll give you this silver axe.
Thank you!
Ah! It's heavy!
It's too heavy for me to work with such a heavy axe!
It's me!
The axe that God used to worship "galfan" in the past!
Thank you!
Thank you, "monster engine"!
Mr. Yabanaki Yabanaki!
The score for "monster engine" is...
Look at me!
I'm back!
My eyes were open because my hair was a little thin.
Why didn't you close your eyes?
He is a Fukuwa-jutsu master who can make people laugh.
Kawakami Jun!
Welcome!
Hello! I'm Kawakami Jun! Nice to meet you!
I'd like to show you a strange Fukuwa-jutsu that has changed a little.
Kawakami Jun is a cute character called "ko-chan".
His nose is like this and his mouth is like this.
His ears are like this.
I got this from Harry Potter.
It's a strange whiteboard, but I called it "ko- chan".
I don't think it's strange at all.
What?
I'm calling you "ko-chan" now.
Hey!
Hey! What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Write it well!
I'm writing it well!
How do you erase it?
I'll erase it!
Can I erase it?
I'm erasing it! I'm erasing it!
Wait a minute!
Did you just say it?
Hey! Hey! What's wrong with you?
I'm erasing it!
No! Let's erase it!
No!
It's all gone.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Hamada-san is a little surprised.
That's right!
That's not true!
When his mouth started moving, Hamada's face looked like a chimpanzee's.
Honesty and personality don't matter at all
Women!
Give your head to a woman you know
Women!
More delicious meat than cows and pigs
Fumma, Tochigi, Ibaraki, Tokyo, Saitama, Chiba, Kanagawa, Yamanashi, Sore-sore-san!
Two! One! Confirmed!
You know, it's getting colder and colder these days, and you all make hot pots and stuff, right?
And at that time, you know, there are people who start cooking on their own and get annoyed, right?
That's called "hot pot martial arts", you know?
I know someone who has more value than me.
You know, when you do "shabu-shabu", you're just scooping up evil stuff, right?
I'm not one of those evil people.
Well, I can't talk for three minutes anymore!
For some reason laughable delusional Hollywood, Nagano!
Here you go!
Thank you for having me!
I've never seen a movie about Spider-Man before, but I'll give it a try!
I've never seen it before.
I've never seen it before, so I can't help it.
This guy...
I've never seen it before.
Lulululu, lulululu, lulululu, finally!
I've never seen the movie "Friday the 13th" but I'll give it a try.
Haaah!
Thank you very much!
It's a series we've never seen before. Let's give it a score!
Well, how many points will it get?
Ten points!
It's true!
Hey, how many points did you get?
I made a mistake.
What?
Well, Mr. Yamazaki, how many points will you get?
That's where we start.
Nine points!
It's the same as before.
It's like we're playing a game with a different story.
It's not!
A young and energetic entertainer will be participating in "Youth With a Mission"!
Here we go!
Are you still going to make it?!
We made it in time!
Would you allow me to do a little gag in this famous seat?
I'm massaging the venue right now.
Let's move on to the main subject.
I'm going to have you all challenge a game I came up with today called "Tanaki".
You're going to get a word, do a gag, and I'm going to connect it to the word "tanaki".
Is that okay with you?
The rules are simple.
Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
Can you give me any word?
Well...
"soujiki" (cleaning machine)
"kitsutsuki" (kitsutsuki)
Isn't that too much?
"kiriiro" (yellow)
"roba" (donkey)
"barium" (barium)
"mushi" (bug)
"shika" (deer)
"kani" (crab)
"niku" (meat)
"kujira" (whale)
"rappa" (rappa)
"tanaki" (tanaki)
What do you think?
Hamada-san!
Can you give me a word?
"tamago" (egg)
"gorilla" (gorilla)
"rappa" (rappa)
"tanaki" (tanaki)
Wow!
That was quick!
Can you give me one, Mendo-san?
Then...
"golf" (golf)
"frisk" (frisk)
"kujira" (whale)
"rappa" (rappa)
"tanaki" (tanaki)
Can you give me one last word?
"gorilla" (gorilla)
"rappa" (rappa)
"tanaki" (tanaki)
What do you think?
I heard it.
Who is stupid now?
I want to ask you something.
Yes?
"tanaki" (tanaki)
What is "tanaki"?
What is it?
Karin, cow, deer, crab, meat, whale, rapper, "tanaki" (tanaki)
What is it?
I'm Ootori of Yabana Grand Prix.
I'm Ootori.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while, Mr. Downtown.
Look at me who has become beautiful.
I'm Silk of "Hijou Kaidan".
Really?
Are you stupid?
Are you serious?
Are you stupid?
Miss!
Etoxia has stopped you.
What are you saying?
Thank you very much!
Miss!
Good morning!
First of all...
What is this style?
How long has it been since we last met?
It's been 20 years...
20 years?!
15 years...
It's been about 15 years since we last met.
Please tell us how you feel.
It's been about 15 years since we last met.
And we're cheering you on like this.
What is this?
This is...
A purple life.
Like the Yamaha Grand Prix.
We have to do it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're trying to say.
Why are you here?
I'm trying to push you away.
Who will win the grand prize?
The result will be announced soon!
The winner of the Yabana Grand Prix is...
Naganoka!
What did you think of the Yabana Grand Prix?
Naganoka did his best, didn't he?
Everyone did their best!
No, Naganoka did his best!
Let's hear from Pikani-san.
How did you like the Yabana Grand Prix?
It was very fulfilling.
I hope we can meet again next year.