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Yamazaki vs. Moriman Horror Final Revenge Match will be held!
On August 2008, Yamazaki vs. Moriman, which had been going on for 10 years, was cut off from the final match.
Looking at the results alone, Yamazaki is defeated.
However, many famous matches in history have been born.
Yamazaki wins!
Famous matches, and Yamazaki's scream in the ring at the same time!
Tonight, we'll show you a match that couldn't be broadcasted!
A serious match between a man and a woman that shook up the venue, filled with passion for 30 minutes!
Yamazaki vs. Moriman!
Hodo's FINAL EVENT BATCH!
An unprecedented match!
And the way Yamazaki has gone...
No, the way he has lost!
Watch closely!
A joint press conference between Yamazaki and Moriman was held ahead of the fight.
If you have any questions for the two of you, please raise your hand.
Yes, please.
Yamazaki said that he brought the fight to the end of the year because of a stomachache that even elementary school students don't get.
How is his condition in reality?
In terms of condition, it's perfect.
To be honest, I had a stomachache last year.
I've pulled it out now, but my stomach is moving a lot.
It doesn't look like you're in good condition, but you're going to do your best, right?
Yes.
Yamazaki is currently on loan and his family is in a fire car, but it seems like he can't make any countermeasures.
What are your countermeasures for the match?
From earlier, I've had a few strange questions.
I'm really confused by what you said in the previous stage.
It's definitely a fire car.
By winning against Morio, I think I'll be able to pay off my loan.
Ms. Morio, do you have a demonstration or special move you'd like to show us today?
Yes, I do.
You do?!
What could it be?
Oh!
A pretty girl's box is placed in front of you!
Hey!
Take it.
I'll do it.
This is a battle item.
What is it?
Oh!
Wait, what's this?
Here it is!
Isn't it great?!
It's a maid's souvenir.
A maid's souvenir...
This is amazing.
What do you think of it?
Hey, where are you going?
Hey!
Hey, where are you going?!
Hey!
Where are you going?!
Hey!
Hey, where are you going?!
Hey, what is it?!
It's like...
Huh?
What is it?
It's a fake Yamazaki.
A fake Yamazaki?!
A picture of this dummy doll has been placed!
What is it?
Look at it!
Now!
What is it?!
Oh!
One, two, three points!
Come on!
It's hot! It's hot!
You're doing it too much!
It's hot! It's hot!
You're doing it too much!
What is it?! What is it?!
What is it?!
Oh!
Wow, wow, wow!
The air...
The air is gone!
I can't believe it!
Wow!
There's so much pressure!
This is amazing...
It's getting stronger...
And...
While the photo shoot was taking place...
An incident occurred!
It's only a picture, okay?
Okay.
Now, look at me, please.
Photo!
Look at me in picture!
- Photo! - Photo!
Look at me in picture!
Uh...
Ouch...
Ouch!
The press conference is about to begin.
Right before the final match, Yamazaki took Kokoriko with him and headed for...
Are you okay now?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yamazaki was waiting for this man.
Heisei's Fighting King, Nobuhiko Takada.
Good evening.
Yamazaki was waiting for this man. He headed for...
Heisei's Fighting King, Nobuhiko Takada.
Get ready.
Okay.
From the middle.
One, two, three, four...
Stop it.
Five, six, seven, eight...
I think his shoulders are different.
But it's for the special move.
That's right.
Two, three, four...
What's wrong?
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
What's wrong?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
What's wrong?
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
I'm just warming up.
That's right. Nothing has started yet.
Nothing has started yet.
This is just a warm up.
Excuse me.
Yamazaki learned a special move from Takada.
But he didn't use it at all in the match.
He will lick Shinsan in the ring.
A serious match between a man and a woman!
Yamazaki vs. Moriman!
Kano's final revenge match!
While many fights have been called out,
Let's watch an unprecedented match that has been cut short!
Honey Match!
Now, it's ready. Let's go!
Honey Match! Ready!
Come on! Let's do it!
Honey Match!
Let's go
Honey experiment
Ready
You have to decide here
Let's decide
You can do it, Yamada-chan
This is good
You have to wake up from here
You have to take honey to the forest
You have to start from here
You have to check the distance
You have to lift it up
Good
It's not good!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's do it!
Which one is the winner?
So far...
Let's do it!
It's all dark now.
Let's do it!
They are losing now.
They are seniors now.
They are above us now.
It's not good!
Wait!
It's not good!
Isn't it bad?
It's like...
Help me!
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Help me!
I didn't like it, but...
Are you okay?
Doctor!
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Help me!
I'm not good at this.
What is "king-sized bed confrontation"?
Shall we try it?
"King-sized bed confrontation"!
Well, Wato-san, this is a new competition, but what kind of competition is this "King-sized bed confrontation"?
Yes, when I heard about it, the first gong started with a pillow talk.
It's like you're in a bed.
Yes, and in the second gong, you have to take off your pants.
I see.
Well, I'm sorry, but you two...
OK!
Can you see this?
"King-sized bed confrontation"!
Let's do it!
Hiroto!
Awesome!
Does it feel good to be in a bed?
It's my first time doing something like this.
I told you.
You're strong at night.
What are you talking about?
Don't say that.
You always say that.
I like you, too.
He's listening!
You say you like me.
It's embarrassing.
Say it!
It's disgusting.
Do you like me?
Huh?
Do you like me?
Say it!
It's embarrassing.
Say it!
It's disgusting!
Thank you.
I like you, too.
Here it comes!
This is a real fight.
It's a fight between a man and a woman.
He's drowning.
He's drowning in the sheets.
The sheets...
The sheets are covered in honey.
He can't breathe.
He's like Casper.
He's young. He's young.
He's young.
That was close.
It's a weak man's instinct.
He couldn't bear Moriman's overwhelming threat and escaped from the ring every now and then.
This side.
What are you doing?!
Downtown, Kokoriko, and the Yamazaki cheering squad, who are worried about the escaped Yamazaki, retreat to the waiting room in order to make the lost Yamazaki cheer up.
However...
The Yamazaki cheering squad, who are worried about the escaped Yamazaki, retreat to the waiting room in order to make the lost Yamazaki cheer up.
What's this?!
Oh, it's Murakami!
Hey! You fucking nerd!
What?!
Someone like you hasn't come yet! Die!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's written on it?! Show me!
What's wrong?
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Can you show me?
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Huh?!
You're making me mad!
Hey!
What are you going to do?
We have to do it.
What are you going to do?
We have to do it.
What are you going to do?
Kosugi...
What are you going to do?
We have no choice but to do it.
Really?
Yes!
Will the arrogant Yamazaki be able to show his manliness?
Let's go back and do it!
Yamazaki, who had escaped from the ring many times, was kindly encouraged by the Yamazaki cheering squad.
Fujimo!
Yes!
Do something about it!
Kosei!
Please!
I'm sorry!
Fujimo...
Those who have fallen into a crying hut will definitely come out of the ring.
I see!
You laughed, didn't you?
Saki-san, look! Look at this!
Look, it's a Predator.
When the Predator popped out...
Saki-san...
It popped out.
Are you okay?
At times like this...
Look, it's an egg!
At times like this...
Everyone has gone through a lot of hard times.
Hey, Yamasaki, you've been through a lot.
I've been through a lot of hard times.
I've been through a lot of hard practices.
But in high school basketball...
In the 18th extension...
I've broken a lot of records.
I've broken 83 records.
I don't care if I can't do it when I can't do it.
But at the end, even at the end...
Look at the giants!
You won the championship in the end, didn't you?
Yes, me too!
And after that...
I became a professional player...
But I was down and out.
I was down and out.
And I've been making it this far!
Look!
I made a mistake, but I've been making it this far!
You know?
I've been playing basketball...
You know?
You said you weren't going to talk to me!
I'm sorry!
You said you weren't going to talk to me!
I'm sorry!
That wasn't my intention.
I'm sorry!
That wasn't my intention.
Kosugi!
Get well soon.
Let me hear you sing.
Let me hear you sing, Kosugi.
Come on, Kosugi.
Kosugi sang me a song.
I'll try dancing next to you.
- Yes, it's a traditional song. - Yes, it's a traditional song.
- General Fuyu. - General Fuyu.
Fuyu, Fuyu, General Fuyu.
Fuyu, Fuyu, I'm here to tell you about Fuyu.
General Fuyu, General Fuyu.
Are you not ready yet?
General Fuyu, General Fuyu.
Thank you for this winter.
The cold season calls for spring.
- Ah! - Ah!
You're so öncent, really.
- Oh, please! - Please!
Xiao neo!
- General Fuyu's theme is General Fuyu, right? - Yes.
- Everybody is talking about General Fuyu. - You!
- Please, you! And you! - You!
- Enough! - Stop.
- Stop your harassment! - Euphemism!
Stop it!
You're so naive!
Aren't you too naive for me to be using you like a kid and getting all kinds of things from you?!
Enough!
Do something!
I did it just now!
I challenged you! Challenge yourself and praise me!
Why? You said you left results earlier.
Hey, Hosei, don't say things like that.
You're right.
You're just like her, like a fool, and you're just talking nonsense.
Hey!
Oh, you're here.
You're late!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I know, I know.
You've jumped up and down and you're not laughing at all!
Well, well, well, well...
You're lying.
You're almost bald.
You're bald.
You're dirty bald.
Kurosawa put you in there.
Look at that.
It's enemy, but it's cut.
Oh, it's too much.
You're weak, aren't you?
You can't fight until the end, can you?
I have a song for you.
"Pinky Girl".
Just a little girl and a pinky girl.
And she goes to the pinky girl.
That girl's pinky girl is blind.
You're weak, aren't you?
You know...
What are you going to do from now on?
Just a little pinky girl.
You have...
Oh, it's over.
Let's go home, boss.
Let's go home.
He was laughing a little.
In Okinawa, a cruel competition!
Yamazaki vs. Moriman, who caused a storm in the venue, "Counting Songs"!
Watch this magical, unreleased match that couldn't be aired on New Year's Eve!
Samazo-san!
"Body Cutting Illusion Match"!
Here it is!
Illusion Match!
Samazo-san!
This is a match that starts with a gong and a bright spot at the same time.
Yes.
By the way, can you cut your torso?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you do a little cleaning?
Wow, this is amazing.
Now, let's go.
It's a confrontation!
It's amazing! Another one will go in!
Two more!
Ah, I see.
I see!
No way!
Really?
What are you doing?
You see.
Let's go. Go. Go!
Go. Go. Go!
Stop.
Right.
Um... Let's watch it in one second!
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