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Let's go again!
This February's Shouhei's Showtime!
After challenging the Russian roulette game, if Shouhei gets it right...
Shouhei's...
And tonight, Shouhei will challenge Shouhei's Showtime again!
Will Shouhei get it right?
Let's go again!
Today...
Today is Shouhei's Showtime's second episode.
We don't need it anymore!
That's right.
But for some reason, Shouhei who was born today is here again.
Oh, is that so?
Only Shouhei and Shouyinyan...
Can't stay away from this show.
I hope you'll laugh at me as many times as you like...
My hair is oily and I can't do it.
It's over!
Then, let's welcome him!
Please come in!
Hello!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Shunyan and Shoei will do a one-on-one Ocean Roulette.
It's one-on-one.
But in this competition, Shunyan will do it with Tanaka.
And I will do it with Yama-chan.
And if you win, we will give you a prize.
If you win, we will give you a prize.
There will be four fans all over Japan.
Four?
Three in Toyama.
That's too much.
That's too much for Japan.
We need to see Shoei's face.
First, Wasabi Sushi Ocean Roulette.
Will Shoei be able to pull Wasabi Sushi off?
First round.
Who will do it?
Let's do it.
Why did you call me?
You called me.
Shunyan, please choose.
I will do it with Yama-chan!
Shunyan, please choose.
I want you to pull this off.
I want you to pull it off.
I want you to pull off the first one.
I can't pull it off.
It's very delicate.
It's the same even if you look at it.
One!
I want you to pull it off.
I will do it naturally.
I will do it.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
One, two...
Come, come, come.
It's coming.
Shoei!
Wasabi Sushi!
We're happy!
Next, raw egg russian roulette!
If you win a raw egg, you can win a prize again!
Who will you compete with?
I want to win a prize.
I don't want to win a prize.
You're late!
You said it too easily.
Concentrate!
You don't know until you see it!
Let's go with "ton"!
Anaga!
Anaga, go!
Let's go in a row.
Perfect!
Ichi!
You went with "ichi ichi"!
Let's go!
Ready, set...
I'll cut it!
Alright, it's started.
It's really hot.
We should go quickly.
I know, I know, but...
This is a double choice.
But that's...
We've been here before, so I don't know about the second "itchy".
It's usually the opposite of "change".
You have a ugly face.
Ugly face.
You're "itchy"!
I'm sorry!
It's a one-man showdown!
Will they succeed and change their losing mood?
This time it's a one-minute blink!
One minute!
We can't blink for a minute.
Look at the camera.
That's all we want!
One minute?
Yes!
You can say it!
It's okay.
You can say it.
There are times you don't say it.
That's right!
There are times you don't say it for about a minute.
No, of course not!
I'm a blinking human being!
You're not blinking!
No, no...
I'm a human being who doesn't stop when I try to stop!
You can do it!
It's kind of crunchy on this side.
Crunchy?
No, no...
There's something inside!
It's been like that for a long time!
I don't know!
There's something inside!
I don't need such detailed information!
There's something crunchy on this side, too.
There's something crunchy on this side, too?
That's right.
It's like a dry fruit.
It's crunchy.
But I want you to do it anyway.
Wait a minute.
Well, I hope you can use it well.
I hope you can use it well.
Use it well...
Okay!
Let's go!
Let's see it, too.
Let's see it.
Start!
Ah, this is...
This is difficult. Ah, this is bad.
What's that? Did you peel too much at first?
I peeled too much.
Did you peel too much at first?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
You shouldn't look at Shouhei's face for even one minute.
It's still okay. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's probably broken.
Okay, okay, 20 seconds.
It's probably broken.
Why are you making such a face?
What do you mean?
It's okay.
I'm not making a face.
It's good.
Can you peel a little more?
Okay, half more!
Ah, that's right.
Ah, you're peeling it off.
That's good.
Ah, you're keeping it like this.
You're doing quite well!
Shouhei!
Ah, 40 seconds!
40 seconds!
Ah, you peeled too much!
What's that supposed to mean?!
Why are you making such a face?!
Shouhei!
You're just peeling it off normally!
You're making a face!
Ah, 40 seconds!
40 seconds!
If you're going that far, why don't you do it earlier?
No, no, it's not like that.
I thought you'd be able to do it.
Once again, it's the Russian roulette.
If there's only one machine, the cry of victory will echo far and wide.
Now, sir, please go ahead.
It's matcha!
Oh, I see.
This is scary!
It's like choosing which one, right?
That's right, that's right.
Well, it doesn't matter if you've seen it.
Yes.
It's a movie you chose.
Why?
It's the name of the movie, isn't it?
The real name of it.
This is scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
I'd like to say "one, two".
That's right.
One, two.
That's right, that's right.
I'd like to say "one, two".
TWO!
Oh, please stand there.
Mr. Miyamoto, stand there.
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Stand where your feet are, okay?
Yes.
Now, let's go!
Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared of this.
It's scary, this one.
One, two!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
There it is, there it is!
I was standing there right before you.
You're late with your reactions!
I was there right before you!
You got it, you got it.
It's fun! It's fun!
It's fun!
What are you looking for?
Victory awarding time! Next up is "killing without knowing it". Can they hide their eyes and catch it well?
Can you do it?
I'll try it.
I did it!
If you can do it, you should put your hand under it.
I did it!
You should put your hand under it.
Like this?
That's right!
It's too late for you to do it.
I'll try it.
Can I really do it?
Can you do it?
When will you do it?
I don't know.
I'll do it.
Wait a minute.
I've been telling you to do it for a while.
What are you doing?
I'm so absorbed in it.
I'll do it.
Wait a minute.
What are you waiting for?
I'll do it.
It's like a simulation.
I'll do it like a simulation.
That's great!
Can you say "come here"?
If I say it, I can't do anything.
Don't ask me such a thing.
You know it, right?
The vibration of the air?
Feel it shaking.
You know it, right?
Shake?
Feel it shaking.
You're so mad.
I'll do it.
Are you ready?
Ready!
Guys!
I told you!
Hey!
What is it?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
You're fast!
One... one tempo!
I'll say it!
That... newspaper... is involved in this!
That's... that's... that's not good!
It came from that department!
I see...
It came from that department!
This is difficult and scary!
Do you want to do it again?
If you think you can do it...
Then let me do it from here!
I see...
Yes! From here...
As expected...
Yes! It's far!
It's far!
It's far! It's this far!
It's far, isn't it?
It's far, it's far...
You're in your twenties, aren't you?
Yes!
But...
Let me do it from here...
From here...
If you do it...
I'll do it!
Then let's do it!
Do you want to do it?
Then...
Standby...
Let me simulate it with "kita"!
Yes! I understand!
Yes!
"kita"!
Ah! It's fast!
"kita"!
Ah!
"kita"! "pan"!
It's late!
"kita"!
Ah! Like now!
"kita"! "pan"!
Good! Good!
Like now! Like now!
"kita"!
Yes!
Wow! It's really getting better!
"kita"!
Wow! It's really getting better!
"kita"!
Wow! It's really getting better!
Wow!
"kita"!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
"kita"!
Why can't you do it in real life?
We practiced a lot!
Next is...
The "bazooka russian roulette"!
If you choose a "bazooka" that emits helium, your honor will be restored!
But...
Do we choose it with this military atmosphere?
I see...
Like that "bazooka" book...
First, who...
Yes!
Who will you choose?
Yes!
Yama-chan!
Yes! Please!
Now, which one will Yama-chan choose?
But both of them seem like it, and both of them don't seem like it, right?
They both have cream-like amounts, don't they?
That's right.
It's you!
Number one!
Then, Yama-chan, number two!
Yes!
Then, please stand up for a moment.
This is a little scary.
It's really close, isn't it?
It's scary! It's scary!
This is a little unpleasant, isn't it?
It's scary! It's scary!
What is this? It's really...
It's scary!
Then, let's go!
Ah, this is scary.
I'll do it!
3...2...1...
Shock Tape Success!
Wonderful!
The way you did it was perfect!
This is what you call a Chanama Daibakuson!
That was great!
That was a great flow!
Can you do it like this?
Crouch! Crouch!
I'll do it!
3...2...1...
You can't do it! You can't do it!
You could have done it!
You're crazy!
You can't do it with that momentum!
I thought you could do it!
Next up for Shouhei who can't get on the wave is...
Shouhei's time alone!
Super Gav Drinking Water!
But...
Do you usually drink water?
I don't drink it.
You don't drink it?
Like coffee?
I don't like coffee.
Why do you say it like that?!
I don't like coffee.
I like to taste it.
If you could do it like that, you'd be in first grade.
You'd be in first grade.
Physically...
I have a left pectoralis major.
What's that?
So my pectoralis major is always...
Physically?
Physically...
It's always swollen?
It's swollen.
My pectoralis major.
That's why?
That's right.
That's why?
It doesn't matter.
I don't know.
But...
Do your best!
Is your waist okay?
My waist is tight.
Will you sleep?
If I sleep...
Oh, you'll sleep.
I see.
This is a little easier.
Yes, yes.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's great.
It doesn't matter if you don't film it.
No, no, no.
You have to film it on TV!
Oh, that's right.
If you don't film it, it's like a home party!
It's a fun home party.
There's no purpose in it.
It's not like we talk and it's over.
No, no, we don't talk!
I want to see it!
Can I?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is 500 yen in Utah.
That's right!
Wait a minute.
Is that okay?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Oh, that's right.
It's like a simulation.
That's good, that's good.
Okay, okay.
It's like a simulation.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes, please!
I didn't drink it at all.
No, it's fast! It's fast!
It's fast!
It's like that.
It's like that!
It's like that.
It was good now.
Next, it's one man showtime!
If you avoid all the bullets that you aim and fire, you win!
In short, like this...
I see!
Can you use your hands?
You stand in the middle and surround us.
We don't know who will do what.
If you fire, you avoid it.
Yes, yes, that's right.
Wait a minute!
Let's go!
Ready!
Wait a minute!
Are you going to get closer?
Start!
Let's go!
Ouch!
Let's go!
Ouch!
Let's go! Let's go!
Ouch!
It hurts a little.
Ouch!
You have to dodge it.
I don't have bullets.
Dodge it quickly!
Dodge it!
Face forward.
Face forward!
What are you doing?
Just shoot me!
Just shoot me, you idiot!
Damn you!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, you idiot?
I can't dodge it at all!
And the three consecutive one-man defense time is once a year.
This time, they will challenge it in one minute and thirty seconds.
I'm sure we can do it.
We did it last time, didn't we?
We did it.
In one minute?
Yes, we did it.
In one minute?
Yes.
Yes, last time, defense was successful in one minute.
The winner is...
This time...
It's increasing in one minute and thirty seconds.
It's possible to increase in one minute and thirty seconds.
It's totally possible.
If it's late, it's going to be late.
No, it's only one and a half minute.
It's okay.
We can do it.
We're sure we can do it.
We know the trick.
You were cool last time.
Yes, you were cool.
It's on the screen.
You were cool.
It's on the screen from below.
It's good.
It's on the screen now.
Now?
Yes.
Only between analog.
Why?
Why is it on the screen since 2011?
It's on the screen since 2011.
It's noisy.
What's noisy?
It's noisy.
You don't say that.
It's not that noisy.
You don't say that.
OK, let's go.
OK.
Yes, we did it!
We did it!
We did it last time too.
Yes, we did.
We did it again and again.
We can only hope for this showtime.
Yes, in every ten seconds...
That's right.
...this voice will change.
It would be cool if we could do it in one go.
Showtime!
Yes, this is fine.
Yes, it's fine.
This is fine.
That's fine, right?
And the cream could become soft.
Yes, that's right.
Showtime!
The cream could become soft.
Is it because of the cream?
Yes, that's right.
You said it well.
Of course it would become like this.
This is the worst!
Show me!
Well, it was 45 seconds.
Because of the cream, the water became cloudy.
What? Really?
It's coming out of the mirror.
It's coming out of the mirror? Is it different from me?
This and this...
Even so, it didn't work at all.
No, it was 45 seconds.
45? Half of it?
Yes, yes.
What are you looking at?
Can't we put in more water?
It's cloudy.
It's like this.
Let's add more!
Sorry.
Add more water.
To make it easier to stop the liquid, they increased the amount of water and challenged it.
Oh, this is good! This is good!
Oh, so much water is coming out.
It's becoming like this.
How is it? Do you need more water?
Just a little more.
It's becoming like a masterpiece.
I'm getting really nervous.
If this doesn't work, we can't do anything about it.
I'm also shocked.
No, that's the worst.
Wow, it's messy.
It's become messy.
As requested.
It's messy.
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
What are you cleaning up?
What are you doing?
What are you cleaning up?
Now!
Let's go!
The time has finally come, hasn't it?
Is it finally coming out?
Let's go!
It's gone...
It's finally out...
It's coming out of my head again...
It's coming out of my head...
Why is it coming out of my head?
It's okay, you can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Oh, it's good!
So far, it's not...
Oh, you can do it!
He's the one who decides the last one.
You're eating it with your mouth, aren't you?
I'm eating it.
Put it in your mouth.
Save this money little by little...
Little by little...
See?
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
It's amazing.
See?
Like I said earlier...
Please hold my hand like a pianist.
You're playing it, aren't you?
It's beautiful!
Oh, you can do it?
You're playing it, aren't you?
It's beautiful!
You're playing it, aren't you?
Hey, liar!
Don't do it!
You're not kidding me, are you?
Oh, it's beautiful...
It was amazing.
It's cold.
The limit is one minute.
If you do it now, you can do it.
It's hard. It's hard.
I can't do it.
Two seconds.
I can't do it.
Masumoto-san, you have to do it again.
That's right.
I have to think about the third stage.
The limit is two and a half minutes.
It can't be helped.
That's right.
You have to do it again and again.
One and a half minutes.
I'm about to die.
But it can't be helped if you do it again.
The limit is two and a half minutes.
You can do it in one and a half minutes or one and a half minutes.
If you do it in one and a half minutes, you can do it in two seconds or ten seconds.
Can you do it now while you're doing it?
I don't know.
Let's do it quickly.
It's easy.
It's impossible.
I can't do it.
I was talking now.
I was really talking now.
I can't do it.
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