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No, there will be a full punishment for Vacuum Fujiwara!
On the first episode of "Kid's Useless Report", the revenge project "Vacuum Fujiwara"
The moment you see it, you'll want to eat it up!
"Shumai Hell's Punishment"!
Yes, what does it mean?
Before that, as for my feelings...
This punishment game is not for you.
Ah, I see!
That's right.
Is that so?!
Because there's no need for such a punishment game.
As comedians, is it okay for you to use steel?
Is it okay for you to use steel?
What's steel?!
You're doing it in such an amazing place.
It's quite rare.
A small kid sees everyone and goes, "Who is it?!"
A kid who doesn't know how to do it and goes, "Who is it?!"
Let's call him out!
Yes!
Fujiwara-san!
Thank you!
Please!
Thank you!
Please, really!
But...
I don't have any memories of receiving such a punishment.
I'm sorry.
It's no use dragging it out like that.
Let's do it again!
Masumura-san, what should we do?
This time, there are various places in the city where you can eat shumai.
Of course, Bakiyomu-san's stomach is already full.
Eat it all!
Eat all the shumai you find!
That's all there is to it.
I don't agree with you at all.
Don't run away! It's because you ran away!
It's because you ran away!
With the recent boom, Bakiyomu Fujiwara has aimed at becoming a go-away talent.
He created a special set that he himself hopes for in the studio.
While his vision is blocked, he challenged himself to eat 80 yokan.
However...
He escaped in the middle of the night.
Tonight, will he evolve as a food entertainer?
Did you see it?!
Get out of Shinmai Prison!
Yes, sir!
Star!
It started pretty suddenly.
If you find it, please tell Fujiwara.
Oh, here it is!
You want me to help you?
Yes, sir.
I'll do it right away.
Oh, there it is!
Oh!
The tip of the rock.
Oh, is that it?!
That's what it is.
The big dot...
Oh, this is important, too!
You have so many things.
You can't eat it.
Don't drop it like that!
Take it by hand!
Today's weather is pretty low.
It's low.
Shumai is also pretty cold.
You can't win.
That's right.
I'm not particular about the taste.
It's like this.
What is it?
You started again.
What are you doing?
I found it!
It's a catfish.
You do it by hand!
You drop it.
It's food.
We should not walk carefully.
Where is it?
What's up?
His...
Advertisement.
This is Shumai hell.
Shumai hell.
It's about to end.
It's in the book.
You!
This is...
You are particular about it.
This is...
The second button.
He is eating a lot.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
The seventh one.
It's hard to finish it at this pace.
It's good.
500 yen is good, right?
500 yen is good?
100 yen is not a penalty.
It's 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen is good, right?
Look!
It's a radio.
Look!
What?
It's following the radio.
Look!
It's not dirty.
You are kind.
There is no kindness like this in a tennis game.
You are kind.
This is the town of Shumai.
Maybe it's behind us.
The tires...
It's behind us.
What?
Isn't it somewhere?
What do you think?
Wow!
It's ringing!
It's a cymbal!
It's a cymbal tree!
Does a cymbal ring?
It's like a cymbal hunt.
That's nice.
This doesn't have a cover, does it?
What standard is this?
This is Nozarashi, isn't it?
I'm glad it didn't rain today.
I'm glad it didn't rain.
I'm going to look for it.
What?
A high school girl's cell phone strap?
Look!
A strap!
If it wasn't for the wrinkles, it would have been a big deal.
That's right.
It's a year ago.
There's a strap like this.
Don't interrupt me.
I want to eat my strap!
Here it is!
Thank you!
Look at your friend!
That's a lot of food!
You're not going to ask me for it, are you?
How much did you sell it for?
That's a lot of food.
You've already eaten about 20 of them.
You're already eating, Mr. Wakim.
If you play the punishment game, you can't do this yet.
It's only the beginning!
The start is just the start!
It's not bad at all!
I don't like the bathroom.
The bathroom...
I don't like the bathroom.
It's not bad at all!
I don't know where it is.
I don't think it's here anymore.
I was surprised!
There are a lot of them!
There are six of them!
No one has ever eaten them before.
You're right!
There are people walking their dogs.
There are a lot of children, so if you find it, you'll be eaten.
As expected of Mr. Bagim.
Let's go first.
It's too late!
Let's go!
It's too late!
Mr. Bagim is pacing down.
The meat is cold and hard.
I don't know!
Ignoring such excuses,
Mr. Bagim heads to the residential area.
I'm sure I'll eat it tomorrow.
Are you sure?
Are you sure you ate it?
You often come here to look for it, don't you?
I don't know it well.
What is it?
It's a rice ball.
He's touching it a lot!
It's a rice ball, not a porridge.
Go away!
He's touching it a lot!
You should go!
He's a red horse.
- Oh, you're here. - You're here.
- Oh, yes. - Oh, we're in a fight.
- We can't fight in this situation. - That's right.
- There's so much shumai in the city. - There is.
- Yes, there is. - Yes.
- Ko... - Ko... factory.
- Ko... factory.
- This is a shumai factory. What will you do? - Shumai factory.
- It's really good. - It's really good.
- Now, Bakium-san, you're obviously speaking less. - Eh, really?
- I think you're still speaking. - You're still speaking.
- Are you serious? - I'm not using any of my accents.
- That's right.
- Huh? - Huh? What?
- Huh? Huh? - He's cute.
- He's cute.
- I love you, pug. - Wow!
- There's no "in" in "rich." - We can't use "rich."
- So cold. - Look, he's back.
- Go home! - Go home!
- You're back! - You're back!
- Who did you step on my head for?
- You're late! - Who did you step on my head for?
- Hurry up and go home! - You're late!
You were walking so calmly, why at that time?!
It's because you're late!
You got eaten up!
Well, when you got on top of the pug, you didn't get that far.
Somewhere...
Did you find something?
This is...
Which one is it?
Are you from China?
But you're Chinese, you're not from China.
It can't be helped.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's you.
If you eat it, it's bad for you.
Eat it quickly!
It's bad for you.
Hurry up and eat it.
Don't eat anything else.
If you eat anything else, you'll get in trouble.
Tanaka, is there anything else?
Don't eat anything else!
Is shumai enough for you?
You ate a lot of main dishes.
It's like you're going to eat rice.
The position of your face is...
You can eat a lot of shumai.
Bakiumu Fujiwara has eaten up 32 shumai so far!
After this, the shumai hell will attack!
Now, Togoshi Ginza.
Ah, this is the famous Togoshi Ginza!
Here, they rush into the shopping district.
They're already full of vacuum Fujiwara,
but from here, the shumai hell begins!
But, we also have shumai, but...
Hamada-san, do you want to eat something?
Yes, I'm hungry.
Looking at the shumai, on the contrary, they're hungry.
So, in order to satisfy their hunger in the restaurant...
Ah, then curry.
Me too, curry.
Curry, three of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, then let's all have curry.
Yes, yes, let's all have curry.
I'll have pork ginger stew.
You can't do it!
I want to change the taste.
No, you can't change the taste!
It's shumai hell!
Can't you eat a lot?
What are you thinking about? You're having fun!
Can't you eat a lot?
How many are there now?
There are still about twenty.
How about eight?
No, let's eat more.
Hey, stop it!
Eight is also a good place.
Hey, old man, can you leave it like that?
Can you leave it like that?
Old man, you're also like that.
I'll go again soon.
Old man, you're also like that.
Is there anyone there?
Old man, you have a lot of hair!
I'll go.
I'm going.
Wait, it's the usual.
Yes, I understand.
You're also wearing clothes.
Emilia, Emilia...
Curry rice is ready.
The toppings are...
So you're going to put it in your mouth?
That's right.
It's a topping, so I'll put it in my mouth.
Why are you putting curry on it?
You put curry on it!
Curry?
It's your senior's curry.
Don't put curry on it!
It's your senior's curry.
It's black ginger.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm glad it's rice.
You don't know the restaurant's system.
Let's eat little by little.
This is... I'm happy.
It's very warm.
Why hasn't it been warm before?
It's all cold.
I'm glad it's warm.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the food.
Please give me udon noodles.
I'm hungry.
It's 5 o'clock.
Can I say something?
Why?
Can I say something?
Why are you so free in this punishment game?
The punishment game.
What's wrong with him?
He doesn't look like a monster at all.
You're not running away, are you?
No, I'm not running away.
From here?
From next door?
I'm glad you're not running away.
What happened?
I'm a little out of breath.
Your nose.
Please fix your nose.
It's because of the TV.
It's good.
It's like this.
Why did you eat so much?
Because I moved a little.
After clearing the restaurant, vacuum Fujiwara goes back to the store.
Excuse me.
Are you vacuum?
I'm sorry.
But you gave me this.
I made this in the morning.
Please eat it.
Please do your best.
It's fun.
Food is important.
Do you know it's delicious?
It's delicious.
From now on, I won't eat shumai anymore.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
You are vacuum, right?
Yes.
I always watch you on TV.
Yes.
It's free.
You are lucky.
You look happy.
You are supported by people around the world.
I'm glad.
Yes.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you still have it.
It's free.
Thank you.
You are amazing, vacuum.
What are you doing?
You are going to fall.
Yes, yes, yes.
Head, head, head.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right, that's right.
You still have it.
You can buy it at a hotel.
Look.
You can buy it at a hotel.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here, here, here.
Here, it's not the right one, it's not the right one.
Ear, ear.
Ear, ear, ear.
Both ears, both ears.
Look at the ear, look at the ear.
Look at the ear, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This one too, this one too.
How you eat it.
It's good, it's good, how you eat it.
It's good, it's good.
Good, good.
Fujiwara, you're holding it in your hand. Hurry up and eat it.
Eat it.
Otherwise you won't be able to move on.
Next stage.
Eat it.
Okay, let's stop here. I won't eat it until you finish it.
I see.
To suck up all the shumai in his hand, they stop for now.
What? Are you laughing?
Is it that funny?
Are you laughing? Are you crying?
You have a delicate face. Are you laughing?
I'm jealous. I want to eat a lot of shumai.
Shumai is good, isn't it?
I won't eat shumai at all today.
It's delicious.
I won't eat it at all today.
What are you doing?
I won't eat it at all today.
Okay, let's continue eating.
You are crazy.
Let's continue eating.
Okay, let's continue eating.
With 81 pieces of shumai, Vacuum Fujiwara has succeeded.
However, there is one more challenge.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Are you Mr. Vacuum?
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are Mr. Vacuum.
I'm a big fan of you.
Please give me your autograph.
Don't talk to me like that.
I'm happy.
I want to sell it.
It's a feeling.
It's a vacuum.
It's a sign of recognition.
Thank you.
Please continue your work.
I'm working hard now.
I'm a big fan of you, too.
She is very popular.
TV is amazing.
Thank you!
It's a lie!
Who are you?
I'm Daiwan!
You're not Daiwan!
What are you doing?
Why did you bring me here?
Daiwan is not Gack!
Who are you bothering me with?
Why did you bring me here?
It's Gack!
Fujiwara, it's Gack!
Bakumu-san, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Finally, Sam's opinion has changed.
You're late, pace-wise.
You're late.
Hey!
Huh?
Isn't this Fujiwara's car?
This is Fujiwara's car!
Fujiwara, you're drunk.
No, this is really Fujiwara's car.
Right?
Whoa!
What's up, Fujiwara?
Huh?
What's this?
It's a different garage.
It's a different dashboard.
The colors have changed.
That's right.
The dashboard is huge.
The Yankees use it a lot.
That's right.
They use it at Don Quijote.
Why don't you get in, Fujiwara?
Yeah.
It's your car.
Fujiwara, I'll wait for you.
You're amazing.
Are you going to eat it all?
It probably smells like shumai in there.
That's right.
He locked it!
Why would you lock it?
He locked it!
Why would you lock it?
He locked it!
You're mean!
Bye.
Don't let me see your car again!
It can't be helped.
When he kicked my car, it was a serious reaction.
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's been a while since we've seen you all.
You often come up here, don't you?
Of course we do.
We probably do.
If I were to say a few things about you on this show...
I don't have much sympathy for you.
It's a story that I quit halfway through.
The guy who's on the phone at the convenience store...
Where is he talking to?
Look, the customer is like this again.
What's up with you?! Am I the only one who sees you too much?
You're always talking in a corner of a convenience store, right?
But it's not like that.
I've seen you, but you don't really care about it, do you?
Well, you know, while you put the products in the basket and look at it...
He's been talking like this all the time.
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
Haha, yeah.
Of course, it's not that important if you're talking.
Well, that's right.
It's like, "I'm so busy, do I really have to talk about it now?"
It's like, "Go to the convenience store!"
It's out there.
There's a product I want to see, but I want to get a sharp corn.
He's always in front of a sharp corn.
What are you talking about at a sharp corn?
And recently, there were two people like that at a slightly larger convenience store.
Over here and over there.
It's like, "Why don't you guys just be friends?"
No, no. I'm talking about something else.
Yeah, but you know, it's not good.
It's not that sharp.
No, it's not.
What are you talking about?
For example, in midwinter, right?
No, it's definitely not good.
I'm not making excuses like that.
For example, in midwinter, it's really cold, right?
You go into a convenience store and start talking.
It's not like that!
It's this season!
I'm always talking.
Anyway, for five minutes or ten minutes, I'm always talking.
The other day, it was so bad, I thought I might have said it.
But when we're talking, it's like my friend is dead.
And then, of course, I'm like, "Oh, this is..."
Oh, this can't be helped.
But still, it hurts even more when you're outside!
No, you can't. But you can't.
No, I'm convinced. I'm convinced.
You're convinced, aren't you?
I'm convinced. I'm convinced.
To say the truth, everyone, a lot of people, like Yamaaki-san and other talents,
are sending emails and calling you, aren't you?
Not at all! I don't use any of it!
You don't do this, do you?
No, what do you think I'm doing?! If that's the case, I'd like to get 2 million yen!
No, you don't!
No, really, you know, my cell phone is old now,
but it only accepts about 300 yen, probably, right?
Does it accept more now?
It accepts about 500 yen now.
Oh, more, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first one, the oldest one I saw the other day,
it was already around March!
What was?
The email.
Oh, the email that came?
That's right!
March?!
That's right!
How many friends do you have?!
Oh, it hasn't disappeared yet, has it?
It hasn't disappeared yet.
It hasn't disappeared yet?
It hasn't disappeared yet.
From now on, it's going to get even colder, right?
Who said that?!
You're making me laugh!
Wow, that's amazing.
Well, that's how it is,
but, you know, I use my cell phone a lot.
You use your cell phone, don't you?!
I, you know, really,
you know, there are three batteries,
right?
Yes.
Are they called 'three'?
Three, yes.
There are about three of them, right?
Yes.
I've never seen them decrease that much.
"One day." "But it's a charging disease, so I feel like it's decreasing, so I want to charge it right away."
"Isn't that right?" "Isn't that right?" "It only doesn't decrease at all." "Oh, I see."
"Have you ever put in a charger?" "I may not have done it even once."
"Let's hurry to the convenience store and buy a charger at the convenience store!" "Not at all." "Not at all." "Oh, I see."
Once I go out for a day, I can afford it, I can afford it, I can afford it.
"I can afford it." "And sometimes I forget my cell phone at home and I'm like, 'Whatever.'"
So I work all day and when I get home and look at it, it's like, 'What?!'