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YAMASAKI VS MORIMAN
YAMASAKI, 39 years old, has been completely defeated by MORIMAN in all matches so far.
Why do you still challenge yourself before death?
Who has the right to stop someone who is trying to challenge himself?
The older you get, the more you lose.
Take everything you have left with you!
MORIMAN, the party is about to begin.
I'll take you to the other side of the period.
The year-end and one-year plan have finally come to fruition!
Tonight, the final match begins!
- Mr. YAMASAKI! - Yes!
- It's been a year and three months. - That's how it is.
- Is this your eleventh match? - That's how it is.
- That means you've lost about 120 matches, right? - That's right.
- I've lost about ten or more matches in one match. - Oh, I see!
- As a subject... - That's how it is.
Now, please welcome...
- YAMASAKI HOSEI! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Oh!
- There's nothing left, right? - Nothing...
- If you're going to do it, let's do it. - Yes.
- If you're going to do it, let's do it. - I want you to see it, but...
- Oh, really? - There's no eye contact or anything.
- Aya-chan, you're amazing! - Do your best.
AYA-CHAN!
There's nothing like that.
First of all, why do you want to do this 11th time?
Before 40, if I don't beat him once, I won't make it past 40.
- I see. - Physically, honestly, it's possible.
That's right. But I've been banned for a week.
- For a week! It's my first time! - Really? - Yes.
I've been banned and I've also started playing table tennis.
I'm training my legs a little.
Should we decide what we're going to say first and then do it?
- Let's take a look at Moriman's waiting room. - Yes!
This is his waiting room.
We're in front of Moriman's waiting room.
- The champion's waiting room. - That's right.
- It's a lot quieter than usual. - That's right!
- There's nothing going on, right? - That's right!
- Shall we go? - Yes!
Excuse me!
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's so different from before the match. - It's relaxed, isn't it?
Morio-san, it's been a year and three months since you last fought.
- How do you feel right now? - Huh?
- Yes. - It's nothing like that!
- Thank you. - You're so cute!
It's relaxed, isn't it?
- I'm a little curious. - Why is your dog here?
- My pet shop goods... - Is it your first time?
- It's a signboard dog! - It's the best!
- Huh?! - Well...
- It's a dog's pet... - Yes.
- It's selling its clothes. - I see.
- It's before the match, but it doesn't look like it. - It doesn't look like it at all.
- How's the match going? - Yes.
- I'm really busy right now... - Yes.
- I'll make it to the finals this time! - Shut up!
- Man, I'm starting to get sick of this. - I want to clean up as soon as possible.
- I want to go home and have a meeting as soon as possible. - I want to wrap it all up.
- Wrap it up. - I can't do this. - I'm going to beat you up for real today.
- Let me say something to the monitor one more time! - Shut up!
- Don't make such a loud voice! - It's good today! - It's good, right?
- Yeah! - It hasn't come out like this before. - It hasn't! - Yeah, the horn is different.
- Is the monitor black? - It doesn't matter anymore. - Yoshiko! - Huh? - Yo.
- Can you say something to the monitor one more time? - Please say something. - Shut up!
- That's a good voice! - That's a good voice! - It'll come out more! - Get it out of me!
Yeah!
Thank you for waiting for such a long time.
We will now have a serious match between men and women.
"Yamasaki vs. Moriman".
"Miracle's Super Final Retirement Revenge Match".
First up is the commissioner of this tournament, Downtown's entrance!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Yes, thank you!
Today's audience is approximately one thousand and two hundred people!
Now, everyone, please pay attention to the flower path.
Champion Moriman has entered!
[music and singing]
Next up is the challenger, Kousei Yamasaki!
[music and singing]
That was Kanda Unolar!
[music and singing]
I wanted to talk to you.
And now, we have a bouquet of flowers for the winner, Kousei Yamasaki.
This time, he has come to visit Ms. Aya's wife, Ms. Aya's beloved pachinko hall, and Ms. Meguro Gaia's store manager.
Take it. Take it.
I'm not coming. I'm not coming.
I'm not coming.
And one more person.
We have a big guest from overseas.
He came from Canada.
He is Mr. Umeda Kikageru, a.k.a. "Inevar-Deivar".
Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Yes?
Say nothing!
I'm serious.
Yes?
Stop it!
Not now.
Oh!
What?
How dare you abandon me?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You...
It's Kikageru's personal skill!
Kikageru's personal skill, huh?
I'll forgive you.
What?
I'll forgive you.
What?
What are you doing?
Ten!
You're not touching my butt!
Ten!
Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten!
Ten!
Let's look at it for a while.
Get out!
What are you doing?!
Get out!
What are you doing?!
Get out!
From now on...
you are...
my woman!
Why?!
Jump!
Hey, let's not go home together.
She's already a woman who's just arrived.
I see!
To continue, we will now have a round of applause.
Everyone, please pay attention to the hall behind you.
Now, we will have a round of applause.
The world is a world...
Background... Earth...
I... am fine.
Because I like this planet, I will deliver...
...a message of love.
See you!
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Yamanaki-san and Mori-man, do your best!
Hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho- hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi!
And now, let me introduce the players.
And now, number 210!
The Hokkai-born meatball champion, Mori-man!
And now, number 130!
The laughing broken baby, Yama-saki-ko-sen!
And now, let's start the match!
This is the match!
There are things you know and things you don't know.
Let's decide the first match!
The first match is...
High-speed rotating spinning Shiba Inu match!
Let's go!
High-speed rotating spinning Shiba Inu match!
Now, are you ready?
Let's go! High-speed rotating spinning Shiba Inu match!
Ready!
Now you are friends.
Yes, we are friends.
Yes, twice.
Ah, this is bigger than it looks.
Four times.
I think it's pretty big.
Yes, five times.
Yes, six times.
Ah, this is pretty big.
Yes, seven times.
Ah, eight times.
Ah, nine times.
Yes, ten times.
It's scary.
Ah, it's scary.
This is...
I didn't expect this at all.
This is the last one!
The match is over!
This is a surprise attack!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Begone!
What is it? What is it?
This is a competition...
That was dangerous!
How... how... how... how... how is it? What's going to happen? What's going to happen?
The attack on the face!!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Run away! Run away!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
If you don't run away, I'll come after you!
Ouch!
That was a close call.
Well, Yasasaki-san...
What's up?
The situation around you...
Well, Morima...
Morima was pretty good.
Yes.
Moriho...
Tanaka...
What are you saying?
He said his eyes were crushed.
No, not at all.
I can see it.
It's not crushed!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's not crushed.
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't lie!
Wake him up!
Wake him up! Wake him up right now!
Wake him up!
I'm sorry, Yasasaki-san.
Yasasaki-san, that was a gong, so it means you lost.
Lost?
Yes.
Who lost?!
Let's go to the next match!
Let's go!
Um...
We'll have a competition between a kompet and a barabaki!
Yes!
Let's take this!
This is for you!
Now we're ready, so both players, please stand up.
Yes! OK!
Let's go! Compete Overlock Contest!
I'll beat you up!
I just heard it, but it's pretty painful, isn't it?
It's OK! It's OK!
This hurts!
Twist it! Twist it!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's OK! It's OK! It hurts! It hurts!
If you get thrown a little...
it hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Get it right!
The opponent's listening! The opponent's listening!
Get it right!
Yes! Get it right!
From the side! From the side! From the side!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
What is it?
The side has been taken!
This is not good!
This hurts! This hurts! This hurts!
This hurts!
The hair is being grabbed heavily!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
OK!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
This hurts!
The other party is listening!
The other party is also listening!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?!
Ouch! Ouch!
What the hell are you doing?!
It's true that watching this and doing it are very different,
but I think it really hurts!
No, no, no...
Yama-chan!
Mr. Yamada!
What is it?
It really hurts...
Well, I understand, but it's the same for you.
How about we do it one more time?
Let's go to the next match!
Hurry up!
How about we have a shout-out match?
That's not good...
Let's do it! Shout-out match, get ready!
Shout-out match, get ready!
To put it simply, it's more valuable to have a strong breath.
We can do it, right?
Let's do it!
Shout-out match, get ready!
That's good!
Idiot!
What's this?
That's good!
That's good! Don't lose!
That's good!
Okay! That was a good one!
That's good!
This is important! This is important!
This is important!
That's good!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
[Laughter and applause]
Nice game, nice game!
Hamada-san, I have an announcement to make.
Draw!
[Laughter and applause]
Nice game!
So we just played a draw game.
Let's do it again in the second half.
Let's do it there.
Let's do it one more time in the second half.
Let's do it there.
This is just my personal opinion, but...
I saw 30 of them.
[Laughter and applause]
What should we do next?
I'd like to see a wind/air/winter/illusion game.
You want to see it?
Then get it ready!
Then let's go!
Air-to-air illusion battle!
Ready!
Shishu, Yamasaki vs. Moriban!
A fierce battle breaks out!
It's burning in my eyes!
One year and three months since the last "Meat Flower"!
That "Dynamite" song has also appeared!
In addition, the topic of the day was a big hit on the ring!
Then, finally, the man Yamasaki!
With his own hands!
What will happen to Yamasaki, who is expected to win?!