AISubs v3.4
In the first episode of "Kids Don't Use It", we'll continue with "Vacuum Fujiwara's Revenge Project"!
Vacuum up everything you have and aim for tomorrow's breakfast!
A vacuum Fujiwara who vacuums up food like a vacuum cleaner!
In November of last year, he promised to eat white rice for the rest of his life, and his ability has awakened!
I'm good at this.
Yeah, you're good.
I don't know if you're good, but you're way better than me.
Even though everyone is struggling, this man sucks in nine cups of white rice into his stomach.
It was the moment when the vacuum Fujiwara demonstrated its evolution.
Um, as a big eater talent, I'm broke now.
No, as a big eater talent, or as a living thing...
No, no, as a big eater talent.
We're asking you, are you selling?
We're not selling.
You're not selling?
Yes.
I'm glad you said that.
That's why we'd like to have a revenge match today.
Oh, like last time.
Yeah, like last time.
With Galsone.
7 members versus Queen Galsone in a serious big eater match.
As a big eater entertainer, it was the vacuum Fujiwara who was expected to be so strong.
But Queen Galsone's overwhelming strength forced him to give up.
Are you going to call me like that?
You!
You're not a vacuum at all!
You're a portrait and a Doraemon.
In the end, vacuum Fujiwara couldn't show his true strength until the end.
Well, it's up to this guy now.
Oh, I see.
Before facing Galsone, he lost and made the name "vacuum" disappear.
But you didn't eat at all last time, did you?
No, I did eat.
No, you didn't eat!
I did eat.
There's a reason for that.
Huh? What is it?
Regarding what happened last time...
Um... I don't like people looking at me while I'm eating.
Stop it.
That's too much.
Stop it.
That's impossible.
Just stop it.
I'm not very beautiful.
Oh, I see.
In appearance, you know.
Well, well, well.
That's the fun of it.
If you don't show me that...
That's right.
People who watch TV don't know what to watch.
That's why...
What are you going to do?
If you treat me in a situation where you can't see me, I can eat a lot.
But in that situation...
How did you make it?
That's why I asked you to make that set for me.
I used the studio to my advantage.
Everyone and I will sit separately and pass in front of the wall at the same time.
As soon as we hide behind the wall, I will eat all kinds of things.
You will show us yourself eating?
When I come out, I will start eating.
It's an illusion.
It's an illusion, isn't it?
It's easy to say.
But it's not a lie, is it?
It's not a lie.
I will really eat it.
You will really eat it?
Yes.
It's coming!
The wall is 2 meters wide.
It's too far, but I will eat it in 10 seconds.
You will eat it in 10 seconds?
Yes, I will eat it.
So you will eat up everything in 10 seconds?
It depends on what you eat.
If you can do it...
If you can do it, it's amazing.
It's satisfying.
It also depends on the amount you eat.
I will eat a lot of it.
Because it's vacuum.
First of all, I would like to challenge this.
What is it?
The first item.
Please have a look.
This is it.
What is it?
There is also a raw egg in it.
How many are there?
There are 5 eggs in it now.
5?!
I would like to challenge this.
Before I do it, I would like you to try how amazing I am.
So...
You!
He said "you".
Wait a minute!
I don't like this!
I don't know how amazing I am.
I would like you to try it.
This is...
This is impossible.
I would like you to do it at the same time as the vacuum.
10 seconds.
10 seconds?!
Wait a minute!
I don't eat a lot or anything like this.
Before the vacuum starts, first of all, Yamasaki will eat 5 raw eggs in 10 seconds.
Ready...
Start!
Oh...
Wow...
You ate one, didn't you?
Yes, one.
You're a wrestler, aren't you?
Yes, one.
OK, finished!
How is it?
I don't feel good about it.
In the end...
Three.
Three, right?
Well, it's like this.
But if it's about five, I don't have to be surprised.
Certainly.
Of course it is.
My vacuum is still on.
I'll suck it up.
Yes, yes.
I'll challenge myself to eat ten.
What?!
Ten?!
I see.
What?!
In these ten seconds?!
This is...
Wow...
The result is amazing!
No...
Mr. Vacuum...
The way you're standing is completely different!
This is...
How is it?!
I'll suck it up in ten seconds.
Finally, Mr. Vacuum Fujiwara will eat ten raw eggs in ten seconds!
Mr. Vacuum, are you ready?
I'm ready.
OK, let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Let's start!
Before this, Mr. Vacuum was hidden here.
Oh, yeah! He couldn't touch it here!
Yes! It's still OK for him to touch it.
But it's hidden...
Hidden?!
It's still there.
Wow!
You can't see it anymore?!
No, you can't see it, right?
Yes, you can't.
I can't see it anymore!
Half of it is gone, already.
I can't see it!
Where are you...
Here, we'll show it only to the viewers!
Look at this suction power!
By not showing it eating, it finally shows its evolution!
Vacuum Fujiwara!
Wonderful!
He's read "Change Your Life" in 7 days
He's full of motivation!
I see
He's relaxed
Wow!
Were you relaxed?
I was relaxed
I slowly opened the book
That's true
It's not like this yet, so please look at the next one
Are you going to do it again?
Yes
The next one I'm going to try is this one
Yes
Well, the previous one was amazing
No, it's not
It's really amazing
Next up is this one!
It's an old movie
I see, I see
Yes, because he's from Kansai
Yes, that's right
This one is easy
Ah, but this one is nostalgic
I want to know how long it will take
Yes
You!
This is it
General Male Representative Matsumoto will try to eat 6 takoyaki in 10 seconds!
Let's do it!
Ready, start!
Wow!
Is it hot?
It's not hot
Ah, it's not hot
I can do it! I can do it!
Ah, you can do it!
Let's do it!
OK, time's up!
Wow!
I'm going to die!
I feel like I can do it, but I can't
You can't do it, can you?
Because you're a general male representative
I'm not general
I want to eat 12 of them
Double?
Yes, double
It's double
But you can't eat one of them in one second, right?
That's right
Yes
Vacuum Fujiwara will eat 12 of Matsumoto's double in 10 seconds!
I hope he says that
OK, let's do it!
Ready, start!
Vacuum-san, Vacuum-san!
If you're worried, you can eat them now!
It's fine, it's fine
If you don't eat it, you won't be seen
Ah, really?
We won't be seen
I'm a general representative, I'm a genius
Ah, you can't see it anymore, right?
You can't see it at all
Ah, it's in!
It's in, it's in, it's in
It looks like a bit of a moment
Yes
It's really hot
It's hot
How is it?
It's hot
You're good!
See, it's wonderful!
Wow, 12 of them!
Now, let's see the superhuman vacuum's eating skills again!
How is it, Marina?
Oh, oh, oh, it's coming out!
Oh!
Huh? It's a little like leftovers.
Leftovers?
You can eat it.
Well, well, well, but...
Well, but...
Anyone can eat it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please show us the next one.
Next!
A painful rescue mistake that even a vacuum cannot accept!
The next one we chose is...
Please surprise us even more!
This one!
The...
Curry!
Speaking of curry...
I'd like to eat this in under 10 seconds.
Well, you said 10 eggs first, so I think it's going to be hard.
Yes, but...
Even if I do this for the first time, they might say I'm not that amazing, so...
You!
Oh, oh, oh! Here it comes!
Here it comes!
To see how amazing it is...
Tanaka will challenge to eat a curry in under 10 seconds!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Yeah...
Ah...
It's hot.
That's weak, too.
It's weak for everything.
Okay, time's up!
Ugh, what a waste.
But this is what ordinary men do.
But, you know...
In under 10 seconds...
If you eat this first...
It's definitely...
It's definitely hard.
It's okay.
It's done, so it's okay.
Is that so?
In order to recover his past mistake...
Vacuum Fujiwara will challenge to eat a curry in under 10 seconds!
Okay, Mr. Vacuum...
Are you ready?
Yes!
What's with him?
He's late.
Okay, here we go!
Ready...
Start!
You can't eat it anymore.
I'm not eating it. I'm sucking it up.
He's sucking it up.
He's putting it in.
It's making a sound.
It's pretty fast.
How is it?
It's pretty good.
When it came out, I couldn't even get a book out of it.
But I was able to eat it up.
He's eating it raw.
But it looks like it's missing something.
How is it?
It's very good.
It's pretty good.
There's still something you want to eat up.
He's eating it up.
I think you all know, but he's just a normal person.
We're being careful.
Akiem Fujiwara will challenge more eating games for his record.
Lastly, look at this.
It's bigger.
While we can't see the wall, we will eat something.
150 youkai.
150 youkai?
150 youkai.
It's like a youkai tower.
That's right.
We will eat them all.
Eat them all?
Is it okay?
While we can't see the wall, we will eat nothing.
We will eat nothing.
We won't show you anything disgusting.
After this, 150 youkai will be eaten up.
REVENGE ON VACUUM FUJIWARA
While we can't see the wall, we will eat up 150 youkai.
If we succeed, we will be called to Las Vegas.
Because it's 150 youkai.
150 youkai.
That's amazing.
Then, get ready!
Start!
I see.
There are many youkai.
150 youkai?
I see.
While we can't see the wall, we will eat nothing.
That's right.
While we can't see the wall, we will eat up 150 youkai.
That's impossible!
There are only one or two youkai.
Is it okay?
There are only one or two youkai.
It's impossible!
Is it okay?
With this...
No!
There are only four or five youkai.
It's impossible!
You will say "bota bota"
No!
It's impossible!
And it doesn't decrease!
Can you carry up from here?
Can you?
It doesn't decrease at all!
It ended.
It's impossible.
At the end, the wall opened.
It ended.
It stopped!
It's impossible!
It stopped!
It's impossible!
It ended!
This is impossible, I'm going to go all out.
But you're a little too hard on yourself.
You're that guy.
You know that guy.
You know him.
What?
You haven't lost any weight since you had your second paté.
I only eat five.
Five.
I'm going to eat a little more even if I'm a Japanese teacher.
It's hard not to eat in between.
If we do all of this and watch it until the end...
I see.
Maybe...
I think I can do that.
Let's bet on it at the end.
Let's fill in all the panels.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Let's make it a long wall.
That's it.
What did you say?
That's it.
I said it.
You!
I said it.
You said it!
How about we make it a corner?
It's a little crooked.
No, you...
That's fine.
You decide!
How many of them can we put all of this in and watch it until the end?
Then...
Eighty.
Eighty...
Eighty is amazing.
It's amazing.
Eighty is amazing.
Or...
Just the two of you...
Can't go?
No, it's a jam.
It's a jam.
With his existence as a big eater,
Fujibara Perfume is able to suck up all of the 80 panels.
Will it be a revenge?
So, in the end...
Yes?
We made it 80 panels.
Eighty!
It's fine, right?
It's a shame.
Yes, it is.
Even 80 panels are enough for this presence.
No, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
Let's say it together!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Can we eat now?
I can't see it.
It's going up.
I can't see it from here.
You guys!
I see, you can't see it from here!
I can't see it from here!
It looks fun.
It's different from the first round!
This is the worst battle action!
It's the worst!
It's going to collapse soon.
It's going in the opposite direction.
It's in the back.
Vacuum Fujiwara will win the miracle!
It's very quiet.
I can't hear anything.
It looks like it's over.
It's finally over!
I have no idea what's going to happen.
What kind of situation is this?!
Is it me again?
How many points do you think it is?
Three points.
Three?!
Three points.
At this distance?!
I thought you were a college student.
It's a picture game!
This is...
Can you see it?!
This is...
What is it?
This is fun.
This is not a punishment game!
From now on...
We're going to have a hot meeting with only important people.
Mr. Matsumoto, who is said to be the king of the jungle, Tarzan and Uri.
Mr. Matsumoto, I heard you've seen a fight between a lion and a gorilla.
How did it start?
How did it end?
Please tell me in detail.
It was originally a joke.
Lion and gorilla?
It was originally a joke.
But it's like a joke from the middle.
It's like a human being, isn't it?
It's like a joke from the beginning.
Yes, it is.
It's getting serious.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's the reason for that?
Originally, the vertical hair was like this...
When I was eating, it was hanging like this.
Who is that?
Lion.
When I was eating, the vertical hair was hanging like this.
So I was doing like this.
Yes, yes.
It was funny.
The gorilla was like...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
It was like "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
I know.
It was like...
Stop it! Stop it!
I see.
It was amazing.
Who said "Stop it! Stop it!"?
It was me.
I said it, too.
If you go too deep...
You'll be killed.
You can't stop it anymore.
I see.
The rest was amazing.
The giraffe came out, too.
Why is there a giraffe?
I've been looking at the giraffe like this.
I don't mind if it's dirty, but...
I can see it, but...
For some reason...
I'm sorry.
It's up there.
But people around me did like this.
How did you end up breaking up?
It was a big deal.
We didn't even talk about it.
You didn't talk about it?!
Of course we didn't!
You didn't talk about it after you broke up?
Of course we didn't.
But that's pretty much what happened.
There's no difference between a lion and a gorilla.
No, there's not.
There was a lioness who looked like a gorilla.
There was a lioness who liked gorillas.
There was also a lioness who liked lions.
But that's a different story.
That's a different story.
Pick one.
There was a lioness who liked gorillas.
That's a different story.
But the lioness is right.
Of course.
This is up to the lioness.
Of course.
But for a gorilla, it doesn't matter.
First of all, a lioness who likes gorillas will look at you.
I see.
First of all.
She'll look at you.
She'll look at me.
I won't say anything.
She'll look at you.
I won't bite you.
I won't choose you.
That's what she thinks.
And you, who like gorillas...
I want to know about this!
But I don't look at you like that.
And you, who like gorillas...
I don't look at you like that.
I don't want a boyfriend right now.
Oh, you do.
But I don't hate you.
I like you, Kohashi.
Do you want to know?
No, I just want you to tell me how it ended in the end.
There were many other things.
No, I don't care.
How did it end in the end?
My friend's gorilla also appeared.
In middle age.
Yes, yes, yes.
It will appear, right?
I've been watching poisonous snakes all the time.
No, I don't care about watching it.
I just want you to tell me how it ended in the end.
I've been biting poisonous snakes all the time.
Whose?
Mine.
Yours?
It's tough.
I've been bitten like this all the time.
The shops were crowded.
Shops?!
Where did you go?
To a bar in the jungle.
That's where it happened.
How did it end in the end?
Don't go in. I don't care.
In the end, the shop manager's...
Yes, yes, yes.
The shop manager's pigeon...
...appeared.
It appeared!
No, it didn't.
Oh, really?
Yes, but now I've been doing it for a long time.
I got an email about it recently.
Why do sharks put their dorsal fin out of the water and come closer?
That's stupid, isn't it?
You think it's stupid, don't you?
What?
Don't you know it's stupid?
I don't know, but I think it is.
They put it out of the water.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why is that?
You think sharks are stupid, don't you?
Yes.
But it's not like that.
Really?
It's a lie.
A lie?
What do you mean by a lie?
A lie.
Actually, sharks are smarter than me.
What do you mean?
To put it simply, they're like this.
(Laughter)
It's a camouflage, a camouflage.
What is it?
A hand.
It's not a hand, it's a dorsal fin.
It's not a hand, it's like a dorsal fin.
A dorsal fin is not a dorsal fin.
It's like a dorsal fin.
So it's like a dorsal fin is like a hand.
(Laughter)
That's the formula.
A hand.
(Laughter)
Yamazaki vs. Moriban, the final match is decided!
Yamazaki, who was 10 matches ahead of Moriban, will challenge Moriban once again!
A serious match between a man and a woman.
Yamazaki will challenge Moriban forever!
Moriban's eyes don't smile!