AISubs v3.4
Tonight, it's finally released!
An entertainer with such an incredible snore appears in the studio!
The actual snore was really amazing!
(Ladies and Gentlemen)
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
It's hot and you must be irritated, right?
I've been getting angry a lot recently.
It's not because it's hot.
Did you go there?
Where?
I heard you went there, too.
Where?
The golf bar.
I went there, but I'm still going there.
You're going there again!
But I go golfing.
Miyasako said it's funny to go to a golf bar, but you're not going, so you went.
It's a bar, but it's golf.
There's a screen and you go like this.
It's like you're golfing.
There's a room like that.
I was told to wait a little and I finally went this way.
It's expensive!
I got to the caddy and I said, "How many shots do you want me to hit you with practice?"
I hit it and it was about 250 yards.
You're pretty good.
I said, "I can do it."
So are you going to hit it for real now?
"Yes, let's go!" I said.
Good luck!
The caddy was cheering me on.
Are you going again?
I said.
No! No shot!
No way!
I'm never doing this again!
I'm never going to go through this street again!
I came back in 10 minutes.
You know, the more I sweat...
I couldn't hit you, so you got mad and...
Why didn't you hit me?
Even if you hit me sometimes...
I'm sorry, but you didn't react.
The machine...
The machine didn't react...
You shouldn't have reacted!
I mean, it's obvious that something is flying, you know?
It's flying hard...
I'm sorry, but you didn't react...
I'm asking you one more time...
Huh?
You say that, and if it's a whip, it's rolling...
Does that react?!
I don't know about that, but...
I know!
I don't know why you're a little short-tempered when it comes to golf clubs.
No, it's not a store where you can get mad like that.
The other day...
At home...
I was thinking about going to bed soon...
I opened the refrigerator...
There are various other bottles, right?
I was a little curious...
It looks a little difficult for me...
Then...
The swing came!
POWERING!
The thick-skinned type of soumen swing...
POWERING!
In the middle of the night, in the kitchen, a thick- skinned type of soumen swing... POWERING!
I can't... I can't... I can't move!
I've never eaten soumen at home before.
You're right!
I can't... I can't... What are you going to do?
What?
I can't even vacuum.
But there's a lot of debris flying about.
And if you move, you'll first get stabbed in the leg.
Anyway, I don't know where to start.
I see.
I want to sleep. I really want to sleep.
But I'm already a thick-skinned type of soumen swing.
Oh, okay.
I'll back up a little and do like this like a cockroach.
You'll do it like that, right?
It'll be really sticky.
Why is that?
I see.
If you notice it, it'll take you about two hours.
Even if you clean it up, even if you think it's completely over, it's like this.
I see.
It's completely shiny.
Yes, yes, yes.
And it also smells like soy sauce.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I'm thinking about how I should eat this soumen.
That's fine.
And there's also sweat.
I don't know.
Well, well, it can't be helped.
I've also brought out a quick wiper.
Yes, yes.
You know, like this, right?
Like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I can't take my fingers off for a second.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
For now, I've brought it out and I'll do a quick wiper.
It's over in one go.
It's sticky!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Well, I'm a student of law.
No matter how many times I do it, it's not enough!
I'm going to stand up.
It's sticky, right?
It's sticky.
Why is that?
Because it's concentrated.
Today, we actually have a special project.
That's right.
For now, I'll go first.
Go ahead.
Stop it!
We're shooting during summer vacation.
Yes.
I'm in Okinawa.
I think you don't know this, but my juniors call me "onigiri".
I've never heard of it.
I don't think you know, but this time Yamagi, me, Miyasako and Miyasako's cute junior are going to eat onigiri.
It's about 2 meters long.
For real.
"You're sweating a lot!" I said, and she said "This is not sweat, it's rice water!"
No one laughed.
I took her to the bodyguard.
She used to be a ballet dancer.
I see.
She was wearing glasses and a suit.
I mean, she brought it herself.
She was doing the radio show in Okinawa.
She was doing "no, no, no, no, no!"
When someone came, she would say "no, bitch!"
She had a really big snort.
I see.
A snort is not like that.
It's not like that?
You can't say "snort".
I see.
What are you doing?
I'm shouting!
What are you doing?
Anyway, last time...
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know at all.
We don't know either.
We've never seen it either.
It was my first time on a trip to Okinawa.
Oh...
You don't know it, do you?
No, I don't know it at all.
I don't know it at all.
Then I don't know it either!
I don't know it!
Wait a minute!
It's like I'm introducing onigiri!
I don't know anything!
Anyway, it's like onigiri!
Anyway, this is Matsuma-san's daily life!
Daily life!
Don't put it on your lap!
I don't know...
Anyway, it's like onigiri!
Onigiri!
Can you handle it yourself?
I'm sorry...
Excuse me...
I'm a fan of Yoshimoto Kougei.
I like "New Romance".
What?!
Why?!
What do you like about Yoshimoto Kougei?!
What is it?!
New Romance
Onigiri
To be honest...
In the fifth year or so...
The stage suddenly...
It's a big stage.
It's a little embarrassing...
You're all sweating.
This is not sweat!
This is rice...
Soup...
It's not that...
It's getting...
It's getting absorbed.
I see, I see...
Are you asking about his body?
I'm not asking about his body.
I see, I see...
He...
He compares everything with rice.
That's right.
Can you ask about his height?
It's nothing.
How tall is he?
He's...
He's... 193cm tall.
Right?
No, no, no...
It's obvious, isn't it?
This guy had a terrible snore.
There were five of us in one room.
For the first two days, we had him sleep outside.
It was too loud.
He had a terrible snore.
Today, we're going to show you that.
How bad is it?
We're going to show you a lot of it.
A lot of it.
After this, a shocking snoring video was released.
Wow!
Does such a buzz exist in the world?
Search for the truth and approach the entertainer Onigiri.
Onigiri. Born in 1977 in Hokkaido.
His father is 185cm in height and his mother is 175cm in height.
Onigiri, who has grown up so quickly, has always been short and tall since he was little.
When he graduated middle school, he was up to 188cm in height.
And what he did to live up to his physique is...
I want to be a player like Nakagai.
Yes, volleyball.
Onigiri, who dreamed of becoming a professional player and dedicated himself to everything in his youth.
After graduating high school, he joined Meimon Shinrittetsu Kimitsuen.
His job and volleyball will give him a fulfilling everyday life.
His dream came true.
Nakagai and Onigiri are now shoulder-width apart.
But why did he quit volleyball and start walking the path of a comedian?
Nakagai-san, you once lost your salary.
Yes.
You lost it at the gym.
Yes, I lost it.
Hey, you red bastard!
It wasn't that good, so I quit.
You've become a red bastard!
I'm sorry.
Onigiri, who became a comedian in secret, is said to have a strong smell.
So this time, to observe Onigiri while he's sleeping...
He sets up a camera at home and waits for Onigiri to come home.
That's amazing.
Why is there such a colored blanket?
Ah, good morning.
Ah, thank you.
I'd like to go to sleep now.
I'm sorry.
Good night.
One o'clock in the middle of the night.
After a day as usual, Onigiri comes to sleep quietly.
What will happen from now on?
I've seen Meteor Down.
[Snoring]
This is a problem
[Snoring]
I'll do it
What is this?
[Snoring]
What is this?
It's not even a snoring
[Snoring]
What is this?
[Snoring]
What is this?
He's laughing
It's not even a snoring
What is this?
Are you sick?
As they continued filming, it turned out that there are rules for eating onigiri.
Are you screaming?
You can't breathe?
That's why it's painful.
I'm worried about your earplugs.
Your earplugs are making you angry.
You can breathe here.
I see.
I want to suck your throat.
Is that what you want?
I want to go.
I know what this is.
When they measured the volume...
Wow.
It makes a horn sound.
Is this for real?
The loudest sound that day was 94 decibels.
Decibels?
This is equivalent to the noise of a railroad guard.
Are you crazy?
How long have you been doing this?
Onigiri.
Thank you.
Then I'll withdraw.
Yes.
Can I close the bookshelf now?
Yes.
Wow, that's amazing!
This is amazing!
This is really amazing!
He's not human!
He's screaming!
This is something I've never seen before!
And his body is like this!
That's disgusting!
What is that?
I'm starting to get scared!
There's no way you're having fun!
That's right.
I had fun.
That's right.
At the time, were you dreaming?
No, I just wanted to feel refreshed.
Didn't you feel sleepy?
No, not at all.
Did you feel like you were sleeping smoothly?
Yes, that's right.
You must be tired when you wake up!
No, I just wanted to feel refreshed.
Oh, you're feeling refreshed!
By the way, were you with her?
Don't act like you don't know!
What are you talking about?
I'm looking for her!
You didn't say it, did you?
I'll say it again.
Onigiri is very weak at pretending.
Let's talk to the expert about what you said earlier!
I want to hear it!
You should hear it!
The sound of Onigiri like a beast's scream.
Is it really the expert's reaction?
I've never seen such a sleepy video before.
It's scary!
As long as you watch the video, you will be denied entry,
so it is thought that there is a high possibility of constipation disorder.
In the long term, you will feel pressure on your heart and brain vessels,
which can lead to diabetes and cardiovascular disease.
Therefore, it is thought that you should receive medical attention as soon as possible
and make clear the cause and take measures.
What are you doing?
This is not a joke!
But what you said is true.
It's true!
This is not a joke!
This is the end.
Let's do it again.
Again?
Yes, I want to see it again.
It's not over yet!
Let's watch it again!
This is a precious video.
It's precious.
More precious than an eel's roe.
(snoring)
- From here. - It's barely this far.
- But it's already started. - (snoring)
- It's already started. - (snoring)
- What is this? - What is this?
- This is disgusting and I hate it. - (snoring)
- I don't know about this. - (snoring)
- What is this? Is it running an engine?
- (snoring)
- I don't know about this either. - I don't know about this either.
- This is disgusting.
(snoring)
- Stop it!
(snoring)
- You can't do that!
(snoring)
- What are you saying?
(snoring)
- What's wrong with you?
- To be honest...
- The rice went well.
(snoring)
- What do you mean, "went well"?
- You bought all of this with your own money.
- Stop crying!
- I'm not crying!
- Then what is it?
- There's only rice in my eyes.
- Is this a rice ball jam?
- Even I got injured.
- I don't know if it's an injury or not.
- That's right.
- It's a grilled rice ball after this.
- Can I show you a technique for such a rice ball?
- A technique?
- Since it was a volleyball,
- the heart rate of this backburn is very high.
- Of course it is.
- Can I show you?
- Excuse me.
- I'll do it.
(snoring)
- Excuse me.
- You're wrong. You're definitely wrong.
- I'll definitely do it.
- You were doing it deliberately! - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - You're wrong.
- I'm sorry. - Please take it down. - You're wrong. - Take it down. - Sorry.
- Angel Agui is wrong. - Angel... who is Angel Agui?
- Who is Angel Agui? - You are. - Hey, it's definitely wrong. - It is. - Hold on.
- You're definitely wrong. - I'm really sorry. - Hey, what are you doing? - Wait a minute.
- Don't say it out loud. - You're too naive!
- You're not an idiot! - I'm not an idiot, you stupid!
Try doing it with a chair.
Try it with a chair.
First...
Here, here.
This is bad.
He's doing it with a chair.
It's like he's about to fall.
Are you going to sit?
I'm going.
You haven't done it before, right?
What?
You haven't done it before, right?
You're wearing it like this.
It's really cute.