AISubs v3.4
[What kind of weather is it?]
Is there not much wind, it's good.
- What is Totsui Segundo? - This is not losing, buddy.
It's a loud party here.
- You guys are good. - It's a good party here.
- The party has started. - Let's do it.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Are you filming? - It's private.
It's private. We're doing a paper play.
- No, no, paper play? - Yes.
We're doing it on a day off or something like that.
- We usually do it in the week. - Oh, you're doing it quite a lot.
- You're doing it quite a lot. - What's up with you?
- We're about to start filming. - Oh, sorry, sorry.
- Can you do something else for me? - Sorry.
Oh, if you're going to do it, please watch it.
- We're doing badminton now. - Badminton.
- Paper play is... - Oh, yes, paper play.
- How long is it? - Not that long.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- I'll watch it little by little. - Please go ahead.
Oh, it's open. Please go ahead.
- Let's watch it. - You can't film from here, can you?
- That's right. - Oh, yes, yes. That's right.
- It's up to one person and three people. - Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
- It's up to one person and three people. - Three people.
Gum, candy canes, plums...
- Matsuno-san, you don't want any? - Oh, I'm good. I'm sorry.
Matsuno-san, you have three left over, so...
- Could you give some to more people? - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- May I? - Go ahead.
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Now then, let the Monkey-Crab-Gassen begin!
Crab-Gassen, huh?
- It's a famous story. - It's a famous story.
Once upon a time, as a monkey and a crab were walking together,
a crab picked up a large ball of rice ball.
The monkey, envious of the crab, looked around for something to pick up,
and finally picked up a persimmon seed.
But the persimmon seed cannot be eaten.
The persimmon seed cannot be eaten.
Crab-Gassen, can you pick up this persimmon seed and your ball of rice?
No, I can't eat persimmon seed.
But if you eat a ball of rice, you'll be fine.
However, if you plant persimmon seed, it will become a big tree,
and you can eat delicious persimmon fruit every year.
I don't like it.
But persimmon seeds are rich in vitamins and carotene.
I don't know about that.
As a crab, whose eating habits are disordered,
eating persimmon seeds is good for your health.
No, I'm pretty healthy.
My body contains a lot of nitrogen, so it's best for taking calcium.
But if you eat rice, it's all right.
However, if you plant persimmon seeds, you can eat delicious persimmon fruits every year.
I haven't come back yet.
I told you I didn't like it.
I don't eat rice balls all at once.
If it's this big, I'll eat about a third of it today and eat the rest tomorrow, so it's pretty heavy.
I'll stop.
If you plant persimmon seeds, you can eat delicious persimmon fruits every year.
Persimmon only tastes like persimmon, but rice balls have three flavors of rice, seaweed and food.
Persimmon also has three flavors of persimmon, seaweed and food.
I see. That's right, too.
It doesn't work for me at all.
No, do it. Do it.
The crab was easily fooled and replaced the rice ball and persimmon seeds.
Isn't it too thick?
The crab went home and planted persimmon seeds in the garden and watered them every day.
Hurry up and pick out persimmon seeds.
If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors.
When the crab swung its two scissors back and forth to sing, a warm sound came out.
There, the crab sang again.
"Hurry up, tree," said the oyster's eye. "If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors."
Then, the oyster's eye grew bigger and bigger and became a big tree.
"If you're a tree, hurry up, oyster's eye," said the crab once again.
"Hurry up, oyster's eye," said the oyster's eye. "If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors."
Then, the oyster's eye grew bigger and bigger and became a small tree.
"If you're a tree, hurry up, oyster's eye," said the crab once again.
"Hurry up, oyster's eye," said the crab once again. "If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors."
Then, the oyster's eye grew bigger and bigger and became a medium-sized tree.
"If you're a medium-sized tree," said the crab once again. "Hurry up, oyster's eye," said the crab once again. "If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors."
Then, the oyster's eye grew bigger and bigger and became a medium-sized tree.
"If you're a medium-sized tree," said the crab once again. "If you don't, I'll pick them up with scissors."
Then, the oyster's eye grew bigger and bigger and became a medium-sized tree.
Meanwhile, the monkey talked about the monkey's eye and the good of its fur.
The tree of persimmon had a lot of fruit, but the crab noticed it for the first time.
The crab walked sideways.
But the tree didn't climb up.
So, he asked his acquaintance, an octopus, to give him a cube.
Hey, octopus! Give me one of your favorite cubes!
Is this how you do it?
Then, the octopus kindly gave him a cube.
If you don't mind my feet, go ahead!
And the octopus died.
The crab, who got delicious-looking octopus' feet, ate the octopus immediately.
The crab, who lost his octopus' cube, thought again about why he should climb up.
Then, a man with a ladder approached him and asked him for a favor.
Hey, man! Can you lend me a ladder so that I can have some persimmon juice?
But the man couldn't understand the crab's language.
I practiced too much.
My hands are shaking.
The crab, who was irritated, stabbed the man with scissors and injured him severely and took away the ladder.
Hey, that's too much.
No, it's not.
The man tried to stand on the ladder, but the crab, who walked sideways, still couldn't climb up.
As he was thinking about it, he remembered about the octopus and the man he stabbed earlier.
And he wanted to make a grave for the dead octopus, so he went to where the octopus died.
Then, there were still lively heads and legs, so he ate them and buried the internal organs that couldn't be eaten.
And on top of it, he put up a ladder full of blood of the man who stabbed him.
- Excuse me, how was it so far? - How was it?
- I'd like you to tell me your impressions. - It's long.
- It's long, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I think it's better not to hurt people or hurt children. - Isn't it better not to hurt people?
- No, it's the opposite. - You don't need it? - No, it's better not to hurt people.
- I'm here to play badminton. - Badminton? - Yes.
- You don't have to draw it. Are you drawing it? - Yes.
- Why did you change it? - I'm not happy with it.
- I think it's fine. - Badminton.
- I have a give, so I'd like you to give me your impressions. - It's hot in here, isn't it?
- No, it's an asenbunkyo. - It's hot in here.
- Go ahead. - It's hot in here.
- Matsumoto-san, you didn't have enough chalk, so someone else will use it. - No, it's fine.
- A monkey saw a crab in trouble from above a mountain. - Oh, it's already locked.
- Thank you very much. I'll go get it right away.
- The monkey hurried down the mountain and went to the crab.
- On the way, a ladder was standing, so the monkey put his hands together and came to the crab.
- Mr. Crab, leave it to me. I'll climb up and get it.
- And the monkey slowly climbed up the tree and...
- Let's go quickly.
- I don't want it. I don't want it at all.
- I don't want it at all. - Let's go quickly.
- Why did you come here? - I really don't want it.
- You fixed the camera too much.
- I don't want it. - You don't want it?
- I don't want it. Come on, talk to me.
- It's too high. - Mr. Crab.
- I don't care about the height.
- It's not here. - It's small.
- Let's do it quickly. - Absolutely.
- It only takes time.
- He finally got it.
- I'm still thirsty.
- It's hot.
- Mr. Crab turned around and...
- He threw it to the crab.
- Just throw it! - There it is!
- He's throwing it from a set position.
- That's enough!
- He's wasting a lot of time.
- That's enough!
- It's hot! That's enough!
- No, no, no! - I don't want it!
- He's starting to talk again.
- He's turning against it.
- He's losing himself.
- He dropped it. - He dropped it.
- He did it.
- He's not talking?
- There it is! - Is he okay?
- The blue oyster hit the crab's back and the shell broke.
- The monkey took a lot of oysters and went back to the mountain.
- There was a blood-soaked ladder on the way back, so he went back with oysters.
- Anxiety arose in the monkey's mind as he went back to the mountain.
- The shell was breaking.
- I don't think it usually breaks like that.
- I feel like the entrails were coming out, too.
- What's going on?
- Again? - Again?
- It's about time for the whole ship.
- Hey, hey, what are you doing?
- I'm going!
- He's taking a break.
- What are you talking about?
- Stop it!
- He's taking a break.
- What about the customers?
- The blue oyster hit the monkey's back and the shell broke.
- The monkey heard the noise and the crabs came flying.
- Mom, hang in there!
The crabs were releasing the mother crab and carrying it into the house,
but the mother crab's condition did not improve at all.
The little crab started crying.
Poor thing! What can we do?
- Ah, we're finally here. - Ah, we're finally here.
- We're finally here. - We're finally here.
- Finally, everyone in the house has gathered. - Crab and male crab.
Firstly, a crab jumped out of the mother crab's carrier.
A female red sea bream came up too.
The bees that made the nest and the beeswax that were lying in the garden have also gathered.
Don't cry! Don't cry!
Everyone comforted the little crabs.
In addition, various friends have come.
Caterpillars, tea bowls, diapers, brooms, bells, cutting boards, tatami, wells, neighboring houses, etc. have come.
Their partners, beeswax, have also come and noticed the existence of beeswax.
Beeswax and beeswax, who usually cooperate at work, are not on good terms in private, so awkward air flowed there.
However, beeswax, who could not grasp the situation, had only beeswax as acquaintances, so he took the liberty of asking beeswax about the situation.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up with you today?
What's up with you?
I'm asking you what's up with you.
Don't ask me.
Hey, what's up with you?
Ask someone else.
Hey, what's up with you? You don't have to tell me.
That's where the horse dung came into play.
Hey, stop it!
However, horse dung is smoked in the shadows by everyone.
Because horse dung smells like poop just by talking about it.
Hey, what's up with you? You stink.
Go home. You stink of horse dung.
Seeing such a quarrel, the little crabs are always crying.
At this rate, I feel sorry for the little crabs.
Why don't we take revenge for them?
Everyone gathered their brains and discussed.
However, when they started discussing,
The well that was in place until a while ago...
My head is starting to hurt a little, so can I go home?
Huh? What's wrong?
No, I'm sorry. It happens sometimes, this headache.
I'm sorry. I'll call you back.
Leaving that behind, the well went back home.
Everyone reorganized again and...
First of all, what kind of attack should we attack the monkey with?
Sorry, can I say something before that?
What's wrong with you?
Actually, yesterday, my father, who had a fever, came home...
I asked my mother for money and came back.
This is...
No, you should chase it back.
Have you finished your divorce proceedings yet?
No, it's not yet, so it's hard to talk about it.
Therefore, the horse came out of a complicated family situation and lost his speech.
Despite such trial and error, somehow the conversation was organized.
I won't forgive that monkey! I'm ready to die! Let's go!
However, when they were about to leave the house, Kuri in the neurosurgery room...
I'm sorry, I'll go see the fire.
Leaving it behind, they went back inside the house.
Sorry, it was okay! Let's go!
Okay! Let's go!
I'm sorry, I think I forgot to lock it up.
They went back inside the house again.
I'm sorry, I was worried too much. Let's go.
I can't go down there now.
All right, I'm ready to die. Let's go.
You don't have to say that anymore.
You don't have to say that anymore. Let's go.
What?
You said it again.
I'm sorry, I was worried about the fire and I couldn't help it.
Once you're worried about it, you can't stop it.
Head inside the house.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fine now. Let's go.
I'm so annoyed.
All right, I'm ready to die. Let's go.
You don't have to say that anymore. Let's go.
We've arrived at the monkey's house.
But it looks like the monkey is going somewhere.
Then let's wait and see.
Everyone, don't let your guard down.
The monkey and the bee said, "Let's rehearse once."
The rehearsal has begun.
We asked someone we know and asked them to try it for us.
Someone you know?
Usugo asked them to try it for him.
Someone you know?
I'm going to do a rehearsal of beating up a monkey, so I'm counting on you.
But Usugo couldn't do it.
He's a neighbor.
But he grabbed his chest and brought the monkey to his house.
He forced the monkey to bring a human to his house and started a fire.
As soon as the fire started, the chestnut burst and the fire spread.
Hot, hot, hot!
Then, the bee forced the water turtle to bring a human to his house and tried to cool his burned nose.
The water turtle punched him in the face.
Then, the bee stabbed the human with a stinger.
Ouch, ouch! I can't stand it!
The bee forced the human to come out of his house and brought him to his housekeeper's house.
Then, the monkey fell to the ground and the water turtle fell to the ground.
This is not a monkey.
Do you know that humans are forced to do this?
I don't care about monkeys.
As soon as the monkey fell to the ground, the water turtle fell to the ground.
Rehearsal is perfect!
The monkey forced the human to wear tights.
Then, the monkey came back and said good things.
Now, I'm happy!
What?
Where is the monkey?
Did you just say 'I'm happy'?
If you say 'I'm happy' and the monkey comes back, it's a success.
I see.
Is it possible that the monkey doesn't come back?
Why is the monkey coming back?
Is it over?
Hey!
Is it over?
Hey!
Did you go home?
Hey!
I went home.
You went home well.
I'm a senior.
The song started suddenly.
Suddenly, the song started.
It was right when the sky was setting.
Cigarette? Oh, I'm sorry.
"Tah" is right, but "tabako" is wrong.
I was a little surprised.
I'm taking a summer vacation.
I'm going to Okinawa.
I don't think you know, but my juniors call me "onigiri".
It's the first time I've heard of it.
I don't think you know.
Yamagi, Miyasako and me.
Miyasako's junior calls me "onigiri".
I don't think you've seen it, but it's about two meters long.
Really?
I brought it from the bodyguard.
I brought it with me in a suit.
I was doing the radio show in Okinawa.
Everyone calls me "story".
I don't know why, but Japanese people call me "story", too.
That's what they say.
Don't take pictures.
Sorry.
It makes a surprising noise.
I see.
Would you like to hear it?
What is it?
It's not that loud.
You can't say it's loud.
I see.
It's not loud.
It goes on all night.
You!
It's you!
You're screaming!
It's you!
It's really you!
I'm right here!
So you're screaming now, but it's coming out of your nose?
You're screaming?
I don't know where it's coming out of.
I'll verify it for you.
It's coming out of your nose?
It's coming out of your nose!
You're amazing!
I'm not exaggerating, right?
No, you're not.
You're screaming!
It's like you're running or you're having a hard time sleeping.
What's "push"?
It's like you're out of breath.
Out of breath?
It's not out of breath!
You're amazing!
It's funny.
If I asked you how many centimeters you are, you'd say 193 centimeters.
It's 193 cubic centimeters!
All of it!
It's funny, right?
It's not funny!
You're saying it with all of it?
Yeah, well...
Go home!
Thank you.
Seriously!
I see.
You're amazing!
You're amazing.
I'd like to see it.
You'd like to see it?