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Urgent special edition! Fearless, talkative, Piccadilly dream!
Tonight, you will experience true fear without fear of anything!
Good evening, I am your host, Shigeru Kazhibara.
And tonight, we have gathered here for you to experience true fear.
We are here with you from "Downtown" and "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende".
Thank you for joining us.
Fortune-teller, magician, big eater, champion, man- eater, and as a charismatic host, we have brought you many legends.
Mr. Piccadilly-Umeda.
In fact, his true identity is that he is a philosopher of fear, who says that anyone who hears of him will be terrified.
That's enough.
How was it for you?
It was unexpected.
You look so serious.
I have been quiet recently, so I thought you might not be here anymore.
I don't think so.
In "Downtown", right?
Some of you may not believe me,
but Mr. Piccadilly-Umeda's stories have been used as the originals of "Exorcist", "Elmhain's Nightmare", and "Casper" in Hollywood.
"Casper"?!
Yes.
"Casper"?!
Yes.
Was it "Occult"?
He is involved in seven of America's best movie industries.
How about this story?
No way!
I don't know if it's true or not.
If it's true, it's amazing.
It's true.
It's hard.
Now, let me announce the winner.
Mr. Piccadilly-Umeda, who is afraid of being kicked out of his apartment because of his body type that attracts too many ghosts.
"Casper" wins!
Summer's atmosphere is zero! Fear's intensity is zero! Kikaderi Meda's story will invite you to the cold sea!
Kikaderi-san's face is red!
What do you want me to do?
Even though there are countless stories of "stairs 100 stories", Kikaderi Meda's "stairs 108 stories", please listen to its first episode.
When the stories of "stairs 108 stories" end and all candles of "stairs 108 stories" are extinguished, something may happen.
Well then, Kikaderi-san, please.
May I take you to the cold sea?
It's wet.
It's a little wet, isn't it?
Yes, it's wet.
This is the story of a boy who was playing the guitar in a hard-to-find grocery store when I was young.
There was a very fine wet dress called "okiku" there.
One day, I touched "okiku", but it shook me.
Come to your senses!
I hid one of the five plates "okiku" had prepared.
"Bring me a plate!" said "okiku" to Matsubara, the part-time chief.
I can hear it from the back of the kitchen.
"One plate," "two plates," "three plates," "four plates."
After that, there was silence.
I thought it was strange and peeped in.
"Okiku" was angry with the part-time chief!
No way!
He is a terrifying modern chief, Saraya Shiki!
No, no! He is not a modern chief, Saraya Shiki!
He is not a modern chief, Saraya Shiki!
You mean he was angry?
That's right!
That's all!
Isn't it strange?
No, I think it is terrifying!
Two...
I heard it!
Three...
Four...
It's terrifying, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I didn't just repeat it!
Speaking of classic Japanese stairs...
The current chief, Saraya Shiki...
And the Mochiya Stairs!
Ah, yes, yes!
They exist!
Yes, they do!
Picadilly-san and Oiwa-san...
They fought with their lives!
With their lives...
They were able to obtain a picture of that moment!
Really?
I would like you all to see it.
Yes.
It's that moment!
That moment?
Yes!
Take a good look at it!
Are you all afraid of it?
Oiwa-san...
Picadilly-san...
Take a good look at Picadilly-san's face!
Does it hurt?
Take a good look at it!
What does this mean?
I don't know.
Huh?
I don't know.
It's covered in mud.
I don't know what's going on.
It's the first time I've seen it.
The hat...
Yes, it's the first time we've seen it.
It's the first time we've seen it all.
Yes.
Picadilly-san...
This is...
Picadilly-san...
We've just seen a precious picture of that moment...
When they were able to obtain this ghost...
It's amazing.
Oiwa was pretty strong, you know?
Hmm...
It felt like he was struggling.
Yes.
What happened in the end?
I'd like to know.
What happened in the end?
I don't know.
You don't know?!
That's all you know?!
That's no good!
What do you mean?!
Well, we've just seen the legendary ghost fight...
Yamazaki Hosei-san...
Yes?
Can you tell us what you think of the picture you've just seen?
Well, about the picture...
I'm not scared of it yet...
Yes, that's right.
Hmm...
You've seen a miracle, haven't you?
You're amazing, Yamazaki!
Huh?
Yes?
Yamazaki, be quiet!
But I'm not scared of it...
Yes.
No, to say it further, it's a different era!
It's different!
It's painful.
I was a little surprised.
I was a little surprised, but...
What is it?
It's like a prank.
He said "katakana".
What is it?
Well, I would like you to stop defying Picadilly- san.
I would like you to stop defying Picadilly-san.
I felt like a warning was issued.
Let's continue with Picadilly-san's "100 Stairs".
Let's listen to the next "stairs".
"Stairs" is bad.
Can I take you to the underground?
I feel like I've been here before.
It's a story about when I stayed at an old hotel about ten years ago.
It was windy outside.
When I looked out of the window, a woman was staring at me.
I see.
It was scary.
When I called her name...
She was my woman in the past.
Her name was Hiromi.
She was buried at the base of her chest.
I was the only one who knew about it.
Apparently, she's the boss of this hotel.
And you took that little girl with you.
What do you mean?
You were happy, weren't you?
Listen to me.
I asked her, "Where is her father?"
Then, Hiromi said...
Oh, I see.
It's you!
What a horrible ending.
"It's you!" What did you say?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Endo, what didn't you know?
I felt like I was talking back to you.
I'm sorry if we misunderstood you.
I felt like I was talking back to you.
Matsumoto-san, you didn't feel that way?
It felt like you were focused on something.
Your voice sounded like it came from a completely different place.
I was wondering if that was also a spiritual thing.
That's a good interpretation.
I don't know if it's a spiritual thing or a staff mistake.
What are you talking about?
As expected of you, Hagi-chan.
It's a spiritual thing.
I see.
So it's a spiritual thing.
You were like...
That's how it started.
It's easy to understand.
In the end...
Yamazaki...
Shut up.
Yamazaki was noisy.
It's Hamada-san.
Yamazaki...
Shut up.
It's Hamada-san.
You'll be punished.
Punished?
I won't be punished.
Here it is.
Oh!
Here it is.
What's next?
Hikaderi-Yumeda's "Staircase" is the next "Staircase" in "Hyakuyatsubo no Atari".
Please listen to it.
Don't make it scary.
It's not scary.
Can I take you to the spiritual world?
You haven't said it properly yet.
It's hard for you to say it.
It's about when I went for a drive with a woman in the middle of the night.
I passed a dark mountain road and reached the summit.
I saw a faint light.
When I went near it, it was a ghost.
It's early. It's already out.
But that ghost doesn't run away or scare you.
It doesn't move at all.
So I asked.
Why are you on this mountain?
Then the ghost answered like this.
Even if you want to get off at the foot of the mountain, there is no way back.
Only ghosts don't have legs?
You're stupid.
It's been a while.
You don't know what will happen if you drive at night, do you?
Well, of course I do, but...
Are you afraid of anything?
No, I'm not afraid of anything at all.
You're not afraid of anything?
You're scared, aren't you?
Hmm, let me see...
What do you think?
You're not afraid of anything?
No, I'm not afraid of anything.
Hmm...
You're not afraid of anything?
You're scared, aren't you?
No, I'm not afraid of anything.
Um...
Have you heard of this story before?
No, it's my first time hearing of it.
What do you think of it?
It's been around for a long time.
Oh, really?
I'm sure you've heard of it, too.
I mean, if you turn up the stairs and say 'ghosts' right away...
Yeah, it just came out of nowhere.
Right?
There are times when you want to say it without saying it.
That's right.
It came out of nowhere and I was like, 'Hmm...'
You were in a hurry, weren't you?
If it came out of nowhere, you can't say it, right?
Right?
Hey, Yamagi...
Shouldn't you say it?
Let's say it.
It's been a while since I've heard of it.
I'm sure you've heard of it, too.
Shut up!
I'm sure you've heard of it, too.
Shut up!
No, Yamagi is saying the obvious.
I'm saying the obvious.
You're wrong!
No, I'm not wrong!
Yes, you're right.
Now then, Piccadilly, Ubeta's "Stairs, 108 Stories"...
It's finally time! Please listen to this staircase as well!
Huh?
Is it okay for me to take you to the courtyard?
This happened three years ago at midnight, on my wife's death anniversary.
I suddenly woke up because I couldn't sleep.
I thought someone was calling me, so I carried my legs into the room my wife was using.
- It's a room, isn't it? - There was a drawer in the room.
When I opened the drawer, I found my wife's hair ornament from the back.
- I see. - If you look closely, you can see my wife's hair.
The fun memories I had with my wife have come back to me like hair ornaments.
Oh, I want to see my wife.
Miska!
That's all!
No, no, no.
Why not?
We're asking you seriously.
Yes, we are.
You're right.
It was a heart-warming story.
Matsumoto-san, you closed your eyes and listened carefully.
Did you feel fear?
On the contrary, I felt like I wanted to be scared.
Did you feel fear?
I felt like I wanted to be scared.
It was a little worrying.
You were a well-known wife and wife.
You're a god.
A well-known wife and wife.
I know how you feel.
I want to see my son.
That's your dream.
That's right.
You don't want to say it here?
I want you to say it.
What?
You want us to say it?
That's right.
You were a beautiful woman.
What kind of encounter was it?
I'd like to know.
I don't know.
You said you wanted to see your son.
As you know, Mr. Picaderry is the owner of the world's number one curfew ability.
So, tonight, we've invited someone who's addicted to curfews to try curfews in real life.
Please come in.
We didn't think of that.
I see this kind of thing a lot.
Yes, yes.
Curfews.
What's wrong with you?
You look heavy.
Are you in a lot of trouble because you're addicted to curfews?
How do you know about curfews?
You seem to be in a lot of trouble.
That's right.
But you're cute.
Let me introduce you for the first time.
Curfews.
Mr. Picaderry, please.
This is new.
I'll make you happy.
Curfews! Curfews! Curfews! Curfews!
Aren't you playing with me?
Curfews! Curfews! Curfews!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
He used to do this.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
He's touching his butt.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Is this a video?
It's still in the middle.
What are you doing?
Get out!
Oh!
He's out!
Get out!
Are you okay?
I'm fine now.
Huh?
I'm fine now.
Why are you in Osaka?
You worked hard, didn't you?
Why are you in Osaka?
What?
I'm in Chaurai now.
Are you okay?
I'm in Chaurai now.
Well...
Now that you're in Chaurai...
From now on...
you're my woman.
Please.
What?
Shall we go?
Let's go.
What's up with you?
Mr. Piccadilly. Mr. Piccadilly. Are you still working?
I'm in the middle of it.
Cut!
Hey, Mr. Kojima.
Mr. Kojima, this is...
Sunday night special, "Stairs of Fear", by Mr. Piccadilly.
Stairs of fear.
Please look forward to the next episode of "Stairs of Fear".
It's cold.
It's freezing cold.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Next episode is "Genojin Fishing Championship".
Many guests have gathered in Yamanaka this year as well.
Handsome actor Hayami Mokobichi is also participating in it.
"All or Nothing".
"Failure Championship".
Who will be the winner?
I've never heard of it.