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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", it's time for "From the dressing room into a comedy show", an entertaining walk-through contest!
- Alright, Mr. Wakabayashi. - Yes?
- So we'll be doing it together. - That's right.
- What does that mean? - Well...
- Today, we have to be entertaining at all times, right? - I see.
- Well, we've invited a lot of talented people today... - From the dressing room...
- From the dressing room into a comedy show... - Yes, from the dressing room into a comedy show.
- But we've set up a sign like this in the dressing room. - I see.
Even when you're in the dressing room, if you don't find it entertaining, walk all the way to the dressing room.
- Let's see how entertaining it is. - Isn't it pretty reckless?
- Let's see how it is.
Even when you're in the dressing room, if you don't find it entertaining, walk all the way to the dressing room.
How entertaining will it be to walk all the way to the 78-meter-tall hallway?
The entertainer's stamina is questioned!
The winner will receive a prize of 100,000 yen!
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- This is how you usually walk in. - Usually, yes.
Oh, I just saw the sign.
You're so funny!
The winner is Ijiri Yoka!
The entertainer's stamina is questioned!
Here you go.
You're weird.
What's with you?
Can you do it at this pace?
You're weird.
You're too weird.
You're laughing too much.
You're misunderstanding the meaning.
I'm tired.
Ijii Okada walked down the corridor.
You're fine.
Your tongue came out.
You're too weird.
It's started again.
Run.
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
What is this nerve-wracking atmosphere?
It's dangerous.
By the time we get out of school, today's work is almost over.
- It's over. - It's over?
- It's over. - It's over.
- Shall we go to the next game? - To the next game.
But in this space of getting out of school...
I took it all out.
- I'm sorry. - You've been walking all over the place in England.
You went up halfway because you didn't want to.
- Over there is a little... - That's right.
- It's about the end of Gilgamesh. - It's Gilgamesh and the reputation has fallen.
- Mr. Tanaka, you can go home now. - Oh, Tanaka.
- After all, in England... - Yes.
- What have you been thinking about all this time? - What I've been thinking about is...
- Wow, you arrived unexpectedly early. - Yes.
Yes, I just saw Tanaka.
Oh, this is Tanaka's manager's... I don't know his name very well, but...
- It's called "manager kewpie". - Oh, is that so?
Next up is Tanaka Kokuriko.
Will he make a new history in the dressing room?
- Thank you for the food. - This is already...
- Thank you for the food. - Thank you for the food.
"Manager"... "Manager", that's weird.
Don't say "what is it?"
Are you going to hold this?
- Are you going to hold this? - No, but I haven't spoken like an entertainer yet.
- Oh, I see, I see. - I haven't used my voice yet.
You're annoying!
- This is going to take a long time. - It's going to take a long time!
It's going to take a long time!
I have to say a lot of things.
I'm a little tired of this.
I'm tired of this!
I like this.
Good morning.
What's up?
I did it a little.
You did?
I told you.
You never know.
How did you do it?
In the middle of the hallway,
I didn't know if I should do it like this or like that.
Yoshida of Brahma can enter.
Yoshida.
He's wearing a mask.
He's surprised by this sign.
He hasn't turned it on yet.
He's like, "Oh, I see."
He thinks it's a little tough.
Yoshida of Brahma smiles.
It's Yoshida of Brahma.
He's caught up in the situation and now he's paying attention.
Good morning.
You're not wearing a mask.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Oh, I see.
You're covering your face.
Just a little.
You're worse than me!
You're in the dressing room, aren't you?
Yoshida of Brahma.
Look behind you.
Yoshida of Brahma is looking back.
He's caught up in the situation and now he's paying attention.
Go ahead.
[Slow walking]
What is this?
Is it slow walking?
Yes, yes.
It looks like a long walk, but it's not slow walking.
It's fast.
The manager is not laughing at all.
This is tough.
Looking at this manager's reaction...
It's tough, isn't it?
Look at him.
Look at all of this cotton.
What are you going to do?
It's like a fire truck right now.
What are you going to do?
He tore it off.
He made it visible.
The manager is not laughing at all.
He's finally here.
It's surprisingly long.
I see, I see.
He stopped again.
He checked again.
What is he doing?
I see.
What's wrong?
He's facing backwards.
I see.
He's facing backwards.
What is he doing?
I'm sorry.
What is he doing?
He's wearing his pants backwards.
Good morning.
Do you feel like you've done it?
Well, it took you a lot of time, didn't it?
What's interesting is...
I thought I had grasped it at that time, but...
I didn't know.
I got it.
Who is it?
Thank you for coming.
Endo came alone, didn't he?
That's right.
Well, I, Endo...
Good morning.
I'm pretty good at this.
Who is it?
Isn't it Tsutsuto?
Why is it Tsutsuto?
Why is Yoshino here?
Next is Endo Kokuriko.
At first glance, he seems to be good at walking.
[Motard and Colendo]
This is Motard.
This is also Motard.
You are wearing a combination.
I'm embarrassed.
You are wearing a combination.
You are Colendo, too.
You have danced two times.
You have changed a little.
You are dancing again.
You are embarrassed, too.
You are wearing a combination.
You are dancing like this.
You are wearing a combination.
You are dancing like this.
I love this movement.
I have been dancing like this for 15 years.
You are dancing like this.
What is this?
You are dancing like this.
Good morning.
I think this is a video.
You are wearing a combination with Tanaka.
Are you serious?
You wore it a lot.
You wore it beautifully in the sea.
I wore it 90% of the time.
90% of the time?
Mimata is wearing it.
Mimata?
I only see Mimata at home.
Mimata looks like this recently.
He looks like a fool.
Mimata only sees Mimata at home.
What kind of performance will he show us?
The performance has begun.
It's starting.
What's up?
It's already started.
What are you doing?
I'm doing my way home.
Are you doing that?
I'm doing my way home.
That's how it is.
It's too sweet for me to continue.
What is this?
This is this.
It's not bad.
It's over.
What are you going to do?
(Singing)
It was really hard.
It's half done.
Yes, it's half done.
We've been singing like this in the dressing room.
That's right.
You must be tired.
Yes, I am.
Are you going to eat it?
You even threw away the hat.
You were going to eat it as well, weren't you?
I see.
It looks delicious.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
I know what you mean.
It's bright around here.
You're wearing boy pants.
He's here.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Good morning.
I don't think it was that bad.
What?
Yes.
Is that so?
What?
I thought it was really good.
Yes, I thought it would be good.
I couldn't hear you laughing while you were walking.
I was worried about you.
I'll tell you why I couldn't hear you laughing.
Yes.
It's because there wasn't any laugh.
What?
Yamauchi-san.
Yes.
Yamauchi-san.
There's something about you.
I see.
I tried my best.
I think it's not funny even when he's in the dressing room.
What?
What is it?
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
Yes.
It's okay, isn't it?
That's right.
Yamasaki Hosei, who used to be in the dressing room all day.
Will he be able to show his true self with his rich career?
Will Hosei be able to show his true self with his rich career?
I'm not going to hold this one.
I'm not going to hold this one at all.
I've been doing this since I was a kid.
I don't think you can hold this one.
There's more?
There's more.
You haven't shown it on camera yet, right?
I'm not going to.
You've done a lot of things, haven't you?
What's wrong?
It's a cast.
You're making a lot of money off of this.
It's a cast.
Huh?
I'm sorry, but can you continue?
No, no, no.
So it's a no plan.
No plan.
It's a no plan, huh?
Oh, it's like...
Oh, it's a no plan.
What's this?
This is funny.
You don't have any physical strength at all.
Again!
You're running.
Oh, you're here!
Good morning!
How's it going, Yama-chan?
No, not at all.
I was able to do more than my best.
You can tell by the air, right?
Yes.
Well, the air...
It's not good.
Everyone seems to be injured at least.
That's right.
The soft air...
I want to drink it with everyone today.
Let's go.
Mr. Egashira, please come in.
What does he usually look like?
When you think about it...
That's right.
I don't know what he looks like.
Is this you, Ega-chan?
It's cool.
It's different from my image.
It's not like you!
It's different from my image.
It's funny.
It's funny at this stage.
Usually manly Egashira.
Reversing the conventional school life.
Wow!
The other side!
Wow!
No, no, no, no.
As expected of him.
Good morning.
Well, for Egashira-san, the stroke was too short.
It was too short, wasn't it?
It could have been seen more.
Really?
Really!
Egashira-san, do you usually wear that kind of hat like that?
Do you want me to say that?
Do you usually wear that kind of hat like that?
It's really good, isn't it?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's cool, isn't it?
The hat.
It's cool.
It's good, isn't it?
It's wonderful.
Is it good?
It's good!
It's too short, isn't it?
Yes.
Wow, what's up with his face?
What's up with him?
He looks like a painter.
He hit his tongue.
He's not looking at the sign.
Why does he always look like he's in a bad mood?
He's unexpectedly bad-tempered, isn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
He looks like he's in a bad mood even when he's being pretended to be.
He's unexpectedly bad-tempered, isn't he?
How will Egashira-san overcome this situation?
Egashira-san is in a bad mood.
Oh, no.
I see.
He left his bag somewhere.
Who is this?
Whose is it?
It's Gel's.
Gel?
His hairstyle has changed, hasn't it?
It has changed.
His beard stands out, doesn't it?
Yes.
If it continues like this, it's going to be really tough.
It's quite strong.
It's quite strong, isn't it?
It's quite strong.
It's quite strong, isn't it?
When you've come this far, turn left.
Why do you laugh like that?
It's an original song, isn't it?
It's quite long, isn't it?
I couldn't think of anything.
It's quite long, isn't it?
It's a bit like your song "Endo", isn't it?
That's right.
It's like "Endo", isn't it?
It's a bit like "Endo", isn't it?
A red fire extinguisher burns me up!
A red fire extinguisher warms me up!
It warms me up!
A red fire extinguisher can't come out.
The hallway looks like life.
Again, marine plants laugh at me!
Again, marine plants wait for me!
Huh?
That's all.
OK.
Tapporito.
Right?
Sorry.
"Tapporito" again.
You did your best.
The lyrics were coming out little by little, so I stopped singing.
If you still have something you want to say, you can sing it now.
There were some parts that were out of tune.
Fukinukei ni subete misukasareteru
There was a part like that.
It doesn't matter if it's out of tune.
It's out of tune.
OK, everyone!
I will announce the best funny vocalist!
Please!
The best funny vocalist is...
But!
Yoshida's manager, Inagaki!
You did your best!
Thank you!
That was great!
You won 100,000 yen!
Don't forget "funkafase"!
Thank you!
"Tapporito" wasn't over yet and it was great.
"funkafase" was the best.
"funkafase" was the best?
Because my "fukinukei" lyrics came out?
That's one of them.
If "tapporito" wasn't funny, I wouldn't have sung it.
It's tough.