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I don't like this place
Why?
When I come to a parking lot, I always think of Matsumoto Ranger
This was the stage
That's right
[Matsumoto Ranger's stage]
I was looking for a pair of shoes with a bell on it
Found it
You're sweet
Thank you for coming
Thank you for having us
It's finally been two weeks
Jinal and Fujiwara Noriko
That's right
Hiroyan
That's right
We're doing a live broadcast
What does it have to do with you?
No, as a Japanese TV person
Oh, you're doing it on a daily basis
Yes, we're doing a live broadcast
I'm not a staff member at all
It has nothing to do with you
At times like this, I read Hiroyan's comments
I borrowed that from Downtown and Kokoriko
And broadcast it on a daily basis
I...
How many times do I have to say it?
As a Japanese TV person...
As a Japanese TV person, you're very similar to Jinal
You're the closest
I've been doing it regularly
It has nothing to do with you
You said you couldn't broadcast it on a daily basis
I couldn't broadcast it on a daily basis?
That's what you mean, right?
That's right
The whole company hates me
It's not just me, right?
Yes
Could you please stop doing it?
My wife is worried about me
I'll send you a letter from my president
It's very thick
Will you be in it?
This time, it's not Pete or something like that
I'll be directing it
I'm sorry, but we have to move
You're congratulating me?
That's right, that's right
Are you going to keep your clothes like this?
Downtown and Kokoriko are good
I don't feel like I'm going to change with everyone
It's dirty and ugly
It's like you're in a war zone
Yes, everyone, is it okay?
Yes.
Then, in order, I'd like you to take turns.
I'd like that here.
Huh? We used to be fine with just the two of us.
Yes, yes.
But on the day of the accident...
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go!
No, no, no.
That's...
Look, President, I'm doing it properly, right? That's what I'm appealing to you for.
But Inouye can't do it.
President, you're a similar president.
You're a similar president.
What happens if you appeal to me like that?
Um, I'm just saying congratulations.
A promotion?
Well, well, well, isn't that fine?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, is it okay?
Yes, it's fine.
Then, let's start with Hama-chan.
Um, please give us your comments.
Um...
Ginnai-kun, Norika-san, congratulations on your marriage!
Congratulations!
Um... unfortunately, you can't be a heroine, but...
Um... I hope you two have a happy life.
Um... I hope you two build a family that can't stand laughing together.
Um... next time...
Please!
Um... we're all looking forward to your second birthday.
We wish you good health and happiness.
Congratulations!
Yes!
That's a little...
But it's always like this, so it's okay.
It's weird, isn't it?
That's right.
Even if it's not exact.
Yes, on the contrary.
Ah, yes, it may be acceptable.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, can you get me a GS?
Yes.
Look.
Isn't it a little lonely?
This.
No, but I...
Isn't it such a thing? Getting married.
Isn't it strange that you're here?
Is it strange?
It's a little strange.
It's not me, but I don't have a nose.
This six shot.
That's because...
No, you have a nose.
It's a downturn.
Isn't it a little strange?
No, I was also a little surprised.
No, I thought it was strange.
Even if you say it's a little strange...
It's a downturn.
Isn't it because of the back?
Ah, yes, yes.
It should be like this.
Yes, yes.
No, it's a little different.
I have an idea.
Can you wait a minute?
Let's do it again.
What?
Let's do it again.
Don't bite me.
I'm sorry.
But it's been so long...
I'll do it right away.
You don't even have to do the opening.
Why do you kick with your feet?
Did you do that?
It's different.
You're perfectly aware of your success.
YAMAZAKI YAMAZAKI
Yama-chan, do it properly.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
Yes, yes.
YAMAZAKI YAMAZAKI
Let me see.
See?
It's very different from before.
Your nose is out, isn't it?
All right.
"Three" is on air now, isn't it?
Can I really go now?
Yes, you can.
Can I go now?
Yes.
All right.
Get ready...
Start!
Jinnai-kun, Norika-san...
Congratulations on your marriage!
MJ!
Stop!
Unfortunately, you can't be a heroine, but I hope you'll be happy in life.
MJ!
I hope you'll find a way to laugh while singing.
MJ!
I hope you'll invite me to your wedding next time.
MJ!
We're all looking forward to your second birthday.
MJ!
You can't do that!
What did you say?
"MJ" has a line in "Three".
It's about Mary Jane, right?
Yes, about her.
At first, I didn't know what you were talking about.
Right?
If you said it, all five of you would have laughed.
(slurp)
All right.
One more time.
(slurp)
All right.
Let's do it again in a different version.
You're not going to do it normally?
No, it's not normal. It's different from this.
No, it's not normal.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
If it's like that, it doesn't make sense.
If it's five of us.
It means we're doing it.
In short.
Right?
You know what I'm saying? Don't make me say it.
I'll change my clothes for a moment.
All right. Let's do it.
What's up with him?
I can't help it.
I'm a producer, but...
What's up with him?
I wanted you to understand me, but you covered me up.
Until now.
And it doesn't come out from the right at all.
It doesn't come out.
It was clogged.
It was clogged in the middle.
Are you okay today?
Please realize how you can't stand laughing together.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Let's do it.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Congratulations on your wedding in the morning.
All right!
Unfortunately, we can't go to the theater.
But I hope you'll be happy for a long time.
Please realize how you can't stand laughing together.
Let me visit your new house sometime.
We're all looking forward to your second birthday.
(Shibata, Shibata, Shibata)
Your lines, Shibata.
Shibata, Shibata, your insurance...
This is no good.
Please say it.
You're making me say it.
I thought it was different halfway.
How long has it been?
Since you opened the door.
That's too early.
It's been a while.
Can you do it normally?
I don't know what you're arguing about.
And you're doing it wrong.
You're a little excited, aren't you?
Do you call it excitement?
You're surrounded by the industry.
Excitement!
It doesn't matter if you're excited or not.
It doesn't matter.
Let's do it normally.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
Let's do it.
That's too early.
No.
I took it wrong.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Let's go out for a while.
Are you ready?
Are we ready?
Let's go!
Well, let's start.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Ready...
Start!
Jinnai-kun, Norika-san, congratulations on your marriage!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, we can't go to the movie theater, but I hope you have a long and happy life.
Please build a family where you can't stand laughing together.
Next time, please come to Shinkyo as well!
We look forward to your second birthday!
Serim, Serim...
Suga-san...
Yes, it's Suga-san.
Your insurance policy...
Hey!
Suga-san...
Suga!
Serim, Serim...
Suga!
Serim!
Suga-san...
Let's say it now!
Suga-san's...
Penji...
Suga-san's...
Your insurance policy...
Penji...
Hurry up!
I was doing the same thing!
Penji-san!
Penji-kun!
Serim...
Do you want to say something?
I think it's okay now.
Yes.
I think it's okay now.
Yes.
No, seriously.
If you don't say it, we'll all stop saying congratulations.
Yes.
Is that...
Yes, yes.
That's one way of doing things...
Yes.
Are you still alive?
Yes.
Just with that?
Are you still alive? Yes.
Just with that? Yes.
It's pretty hard for me.
Can you move your side a little bit?
I'm already 52 years old.
I'm still young.
If you do it,
you can stop dancing like "parapara" and so on.
I see.
Let's do it as it is.
Let's do it.
This is the last take.
No, I want to say it.
Let's do it as it is.
Let's do it.
But...
If you can't choose a parent for your child,
you can't choose a producer for your talent.
That's right.
A producer can choose a talent, right?
That's right.
We can't choose a producer.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
What?
Let's do it.
This is the last take.
Let's do it.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Ready...
Jinnai-kun, Norika-san...
Congratulations on your marriage!
Unfortunately, we can't go to the heroine's house.
I hope you'll be happy for a long time.
Congratulations on your marriage!
I hope you'll be happy for a long time!
Congratulations on your marriage!
Thank you very much!
Why is he mad?
Ladies and gentlemen...
How do you and your family member, Ronaldinho, usually get along?
Ronaldinho and I...
Do you know who he is?
Actually, Ronaldinho...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If you didn't get it right, it would have been completely different.
Why don't you change it up a little?
You say "Yasuda" is "Yasutan", right?
Yes, yes.
So, Ronaldinho is "Roger" "grandfather"
You've become "grandfather"
What kind of relationship? Is it a family relationship?
It's a family relationship.
That's amazing.
Aren't you interested in football that much?
So, soccer...
No, if you put it like Ronaldinho, it's "fresh rushing", right?
Oh, I see.
Whenever I say "lift me up", everyone says "don't say it for a year"
Why don't you say it for a year?
Well, you can't say it like that.
Where did you learn it?
No, it's really by chance.
What do you mean "by chance"?
I happened to have the same book I was going to get at the bookstore.
So, what do you think?
Do you eat lunch?
What kind of person is he?
Usually, he's more outgoing than you think.
So...
"Usually outgoing"? I've seen it in a movie.
No, no, it's not like that.
That's Hyouzan's "One Month".
"One Month"?
Is it more than one month?!
It's all over the place!
"One Month", "two people", "poricura" and "waiting room", it's all pink!
It says "Ronaldinho" but...
There's a lot of "ji" but...
It's all pink!
It's only a little more than us.
It's amazing.
Half of my face is pink.
But you definitely can't see it on TV.
You can only see it like this.
Not like "Ronaldinho".
On TV?
Yeah.
And you can only see it like that.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
If you laugh, you're an Eragon.
If you laugh...
If you laugh in the jungle, I'll come and save you.
You can tell by the color.
There's no pink in the jungle.
It's all pink.
It's amazing.
That's why "Ronaldinho" was so amazing in soccer.
When you put the ball like this, it's pink so it stands out.
Hey, over here! Over here!
Hey, over here!
In the case of people who don't do anything good or bad while they're alive,
under what criteria does God decide whether they go to heaven or hell?
Well, one way or another, right?
In the end.
That's not fair!
Which one?
That's double.
Because you have round eyes.
I don't know anything about it!
It doesn't matter if it's a college entrance exam or a competition.
Even if you score with a nose gap,
in the end, it's double or one or two.
You have round eyes.
I can't accept that.
But you don't have round eyes, so you can't accept it.
If you had round eyes like me...
You don't have to do good or bad things.
If you did good things, you don't have to do bad things.
That's right.
But in case of a difference in touch...
If you had exactly the same human beings...
It's one or two.
But you don't have to decide which one.
You don't have to use either of them.
What do you mean?
It's not like two people come every time and one of them will go to heaven or hell.
That's right.
That's right!
But in the end, the world is worth going mad.
Why?
For example, if you ask me for my daughter...
As a father...
Of course, I'll give you the one with round eyes.
That's...
I don't know about that!
It's not like you like your daughter!
You're stupid!
If you marry your husband and your daughter with round eyes...
Your children will also have round eyes.
That's a possibility.
That's true, but...
Emperor Enma also knows that.
That round eyes are better.
If you ask me like that...
I'm in trouble.
I don't know what to do.
When you're facing the other side, you're turning around.
It's like this.
You're facing the other side, you're turning around. It's like this.
I think there are various theories, but please tell me how to produce a real man's pheromone.
This is...
Oh, your voice is getting smaller.
It's really about Morohano prefecture, well, Gesewana.
There's really only Kibaru.
Kibaru?!
When you release it...
Will you get pheromone or shit?
It's a gamble.
So, for example, when you propose on a date today, the guy will...
...do like this.
Will you get shit or...
...will you get pheromone or...
...will you get pheromone or shit?
It's like this.
It's a gamble.
So, when you propose on a date today, the guy will release shit and...
...will you get pheromone?
And if you get shit, you'll be like "Ugh, it stinks!"
I don't like it at all!
Oh, really?
Yes. So you're not going to poop, are you?
I don't know how to do that!
After all, this is a cliff.
You don't think pheromones smell good, do you?
Oh, I see.
But they stink, you know?
They don't smell good. Pheromones aren't like that.
Oh, I see.
Because, you know, when animals, wild animals, attract females, pheromones smell really bad, you know?
Oh, I see.
So you like that smell, don't you?
It stinks!
What? You want me to hit you in the cheek?
No, it's not like that, but...
Yes, it is.
Of course, if you like it that way...
It stinks in here!
Hey, leave me alone!
What's that thing?
No, well, for example,
Yeah.
So, you know, there really is a pheromone, a man's pheromone, next to the anus.
Another one.
What's in it?
Something like a pheromone.
Pheromone.
It's called a pheromone.
Hey, say it again.
Hey, hey, I said it again!
I said it again, or rather, I thought, 'Ah!'
There's a pheromone next to the anus.
This gate and this gate are connected.
So, which one wins?
If you can operate it well,
You'll be very popular.
Well, yeah.
If you can operate it well,
You'll be very popular.
Right?
But if you can't operate it well,
You'll be pooping a lot.
Whenever I go on a date,
I always end up pooping a lot!
So, you know,
It's a pheromone, right?
So, if you want it out,
You have to wear it.
And on your day off,
You have to wear it like a hot pants.
You know?
When you go fishing for tuna.
When you go fishing for tuna,
You have to wear a short-sleeved shirt.
And if it comes out of the pheromone,
You'll be fine.
Well, yeah.
You have to be careful about that.
Well, yeah.
There are a lot of women out there today.
However,
Sometimes it comes out of the pheromone.
Inside,
It looks like this.
Inside,
It looks like this.
You can't adjust it like that.
That's why it's really difficult.
Well, I'm kind of convenient.
Oh, really?
Basically, only pheromones come out.
That's good.
Is it Nicholas Cage or me?
Huh?