AISubs v3.4
Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai"...
As usual, the members are discussing in the waiting room.
However...
For some reason, Matsumoto is nowhere to be found.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Matsumoto-san is saying this to you again.
I'm sorry for asking you to call me like this.
You're big, instructor.
In the end...
An uneducated idiot like you who can't even understand the identity of life...
...is talking about life's philosophy to a stupid wife.
I'm sick and tired of it.
You're talking about it again.
Therefore, who is the real technician, life's signboard actor...
...Zetsurin Kouhaku's big shot?
Matsumoto is nowhere to be found.
He's writing on the map again.
Again? What is this?
It's like an old...
It's really wide.
QCX?
It's really far away.
Q... Q Edo... Edo Castle...
What is this?
I know where Q Acapulli is.
It's nearby.
It's down here.
It's on the second floor.
It's written down here.
What are you waiting for?
Please wait.
I'm not losing every time.
For now...
Shall we go?
Let's go.
In the past two episodes...
...the members fought for their men's pride.
In the first brawl...
...Koan's Matsumoto won.
In the last match...
...Edo won.
And in the humiliating punishment game...
...Tanaka lost twice in a row.
Who will be punished this time?
- He's surprised! - He stopped in front of him.
- Scary. - He's holding something.
Why? I don't know what it means.
- Wh-what? - Who said it?!
Do it with your dad and end it with your dad!
- Oh, you... - Did you hear me?!
- It's me. - It's me.
- I'm sorry. - Ah!
- It's me. - I heard you.
It says "Hello, Keisuke!"
What?!
"Hello, Keisuke!" I don't know what you're saying.
- Ah, you're saying "Hello, Keisuke!" - We're the same age.
You know what you're saying!
Idiot!
- You know, you say that all the time... - Yeah.
...but you're not that great.
- You're always at the top. - Yeah, you're right.
- You always win. - Yeah, you're right.
This show is definitely halfway.
- Right? - Yeah, you're right.
- We didn't win even once. - Yeah, you're right.
- That's amazing.
But I really wanted to do this today!
I wanted to do "panties-taking".
- You don't have to say it. - I've never heard of "panties-taking" before.
- You said "panties-taking", right? - I did.
Are you doing "panties-taking" today?
- Is this my first time saying it? - Yeah, you're right.
- I haven't written anything in 20 years.
Then you've made a mistake.
- What kind of mistake is that?! - I'm so mad!
I'm so mad! I'm so mad! I'm so mad!
- I'm so mad! - I'm so mad!
- Anyway! You're ready, right? - Yeah.
- Let's go! - Yes.
- You'll know it once you see it. - You don't like "panties-taking", right?
- Yeah, you're right. - You don't like "panties - taking", right?
- Listen up! - Yeah, you're right.
- Okay? - Yeah, I see.
- Oh, that's amazing! - Oh, that's amazing!
- It's a huge set, huh? - Yeah.
Today, four out of ten people will come down.
Yes.
The rule is simple.
You have to take off ten mannequins' underpants from the machine with only your feet.
And you have to guess who was the first one.
And the person who was the last one will be punished.
For example, Endo.
Yes.
How will you take off your underpants?
Can I tell you a real story?
Go ahead.
He took off all my underpants.
And I'm the one who wants to be taken off.
Do you want to hear such a lame story?
How about you?
I've never taken off my underpants.
I'll say "take them off".
That's the worst!
Why?
You've never had such an experience, have you?
I haven't.
I've never had such an experience.
My feet are not funny at all.
That's the funniest part.
Do you take off your underpants like this with your feet?
Basically, yes.
What?
Have you ever done it?
I've never done it.
Me neither.
It's like cicadas staying in trees.
Don't you think it's weird?
What's wrong with you?
I suck up girls' pee.
Girls' pee?
That's disgusting!
Do you take off your underpants like this?
I suck up girls' pee!
Is it too early?
No, it's not.
I think Aya will be punished.
I'll take off my underpants.
Alright, Endo! Let's do it!
Endo, huh?
You always start with me.
Let's do it with someone else!
I don't care!
Can I say it?
What is it?
Endo, thank you.
Alright, I'll say it.
You did it!
Alright, the order has changed.
Hamada, let's do it!
Hamada-san, aren't you going to help me?
Oh, is that so?
Look at Endo's legs!
Hamada asked for a top batter if he was confident.
What is his ability?
Here we go!
Start!
Here we go!
Look!
He's fast!
Please get them all!
You can't use your hands for all of them!
Wow!
This is...
The second one.
He's fast!
He's fast, isn't he?
He's fast!
Wow, so fast!
He got one!
He got one from the pants!
Wow!
He got one from the pants!
It's always different every time!
Wow!
It's always different every time!
Wow!
It's quite hard!
Wow!
He's fast!
He's fast, but...
He's fast!
He's really good!
That's amazing!
It's like a fighting sport!
Three more?
Two more!
That's amazing!
He's good! He's fast!
He's quite lucky!
He's good at this.
He's last!
He's got a big belly!
- Amazing! - Whaaaaat?!
- Amazing! - This is so fast!
- This is fast, Ama-san! - Really?!
- Amazing! - This is really hard!
- Alright, then let's check the time. - Okay!
Here we go!
- It's really fast! - It's definitely fast!
- One and a half minutes! - This is fast!
- This is probably fast! - It's probably fast!
- It's probably... - If you do it in two minutes...
- It's fairly fast, so... - I did it in one and a half minutes.
- Alright, who's up next? - Who want's to go?
Wow, this is too early for Hamada-san!
Yamasaki-chan, say it!
1, 2, 5 is no good.
Look, it's no good like this.
Hamada-san, what were you doing?
Hamada-san, were you holding it like this?
I don't know if you were holding it like this.
Yamasaki is in a state of hand shaking, as if he doesn't have confidence in himself.
What kind of record will he create?
Thank you for the food!
Start!
See? See? See? He's a little confused.
See? He's stuck here.
Button! Button! Button!
That was a loss. That was a loss.
That was a loss.
Take his hand!
Push it!
This is no good! This is no good!
He doesn't have any reaction ability!
That was...
That was scary.
What should we do? What should we do?
The circle from the back is...
It's a little low from the front.
Wait a minute.
That face!
I really don't like this penalty game.
No, it's not coming off.
I won't give you this.
You don't have to lose like this.
Eight, nine, ten. Three more to go.
You need a lot of stamina.
He's a little tired.
He doesn't like it.
It's coming this way.
It's not coming off!
The last one is tough.
It's the last one.
The last one is tough.
Push it! Push it! Push it!
It's not coming off!
Push it! Push it!
If you hadn't said "push it" just now...
I know, right?
I was surprised for a moment.
It's like...
You're tired, aren't you?
How's your condition?
Well...
It's definitely slower than Hamada-san's.
It's definitely slower.
But it's not like...
It's not like...
It might be like that.
Okay, let's do it.
The time is...
Okay!
It's under one minute.
I see!
I see, I see.
It's under one minute even for me.
Well, it's close to two minutes.
It's not that bad.
I did it!
It's definitely not bad!
Which one do you want to go for?
I'm going for this one.
Me too!
I'm going for this one.
I want to see Endo's fight.
You want me to do it?
You want me to take off my pants first?
What do you want?!
This one.
Which one do you want me to do?
Ah, his...
I'm having muscle pain today.
Take it off.
Endo, who was on the side of being taken off by a woman,
with a little bit of anxiety,
takes on taking off his pants.
I'm going for it.
Alright!
I'm going for it.
I'm going for it!
Here it comes!
Alright!
The second one!
Good, good, good!
This is really...
This is really hard!
Alright, alright!
Good job!
You're really going for it!
Good job!
Oh no!
Good job!
Oh no!
This is bad!
Wow, wow, wow!
His forehead is going to get hit!
Wow!
His forehead is going to get hit!
His whole body is going to get hit!
Wow!
His whole body is going to get hit!
Here it comes!
Wow, wow, wow!
If you hold it back too much, it'll go far from the button.
That's right!
He's doing a good job!
Ah!
Alright, alright, alright!
This is bad!
I really don't have confidence!
Endo is still going for it!
You really have to hold it back!
That's right!
He's getting used to it!
What are you going to do?
Why are you here?
His front pants were caught.
His front pants...
Even the sauce is cooling down!
It's so thick!
Oh, it's gross! It's so gross!
It's so gross!
Something is going on! Something is going on!
What was that?
What was that just now?
What's wrong with you?
You sounded like a goldfish.
What's wrong with you?
You're tired of it!
You don't have any points for that!
What's left?
It's the last one! It's the last one!
It's the last one!
Hey, why doesn't it work?
What was that just now?
What's wrong with you?
Is it working?
Hey, come on!
Wait!
Do it yourself!
This is bad!
This is...
Endo's time is...
It's not that deep yet, right?
1 minute and 59 seconds and 2 minutes and 17 seconds...
Is it that bad of a "beautiful point"?
Of course it is. It was terrible.
Is it possible for you to lift it up?
Even with this, you won't be able to relax, Tanaka.
That's right.
Wait a minute. Is it really that bad of a "beautiful point"?
It's not that bad of a "beautiful point".
It's right here. Is it really that bad of a "beautiful point"?
No, it's really here. I'm really weak here.
You have such wide shoulders, senpai.
Why are you facing me?
It's really not that bad of a "beautiful point".
Tanaka is putting his life on the line to meet again for the second time in a row.
Can he really...
I'm going to do it.
Depending on how you lift it up...
I'm going to do it.
Okay, start!
The first one...
You have to face it like this.
Huh? You're doing it calmly.
Yes, it's not that bad of a "beautiful point".
It's not bad?
It's not bad.
It's floating nicely.
It's nice.
This "beautiful point" is...
So far, it's not that bad of a "beautiful point".
It's not bad.
I see.
Wow!
So far, it's not that bad of a "beautiful point".
Okay, Tanaka-san!
It's not that bad of a "beautiful point", right?
Yes, it's not bad.
What? You're not thinking about girls, are you?
Well, well, well, I'm not in a position of a woman.
You like girls too much, don't you?
Huh?
Now...
Seventh body!
You're taking it well...
Taisho.
Huh? He's fast!
He's fast!
He's really fast.
Wow, but there are only two bodies left.
Huh? This is a little...
No, but I'm surprisingly fast.
He's fast!
I'm surprisingly fast. Surprisingly, surprisingly, surprisingly.
Last one!
It's in the back, isn't it?
There it is...
Wow!
It's over!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
This could be the top one!
Alright!
It's true that I didn't feel like I stood out.
No, no!
Alright!
Isn't this supposed to be the top one?
Can you do me a favor?
No, no...
Tanaka's body is...
This one!
It's in!
Alright!
That's good!
Wow!
Alright!
1 minute and 45 seconds!
No, you were pretty fast.
You were pretty fast, weren't you?
Yeah.
Now, even with this, Endo's image is...
It's finally getting bad.
Yeah, that's right.
Everyone is in the first minute now.
Yeah.
Endo?
Yes?
Well, in that sense, I don't know.
There's also pressure on Matsumoto, right?
Yeah.
It might be like that.
Wow, what are you doing?
Wow, you're in trouble.
You're always like this at home, aren't you?
You're always like this when someone's taking a shower.
What are you doing?
If you don't know and someone comes in, you'll be surprised, right?
Wow, you're getting too nervous!
You're getting nervous, right?
I'm getting nervous!
I don't like this anymore...
The last challenger, Matsumoto. Will he be able to defend his title of self-proclaimed "king" ?
It's taking too long...
He's mentally unstable.
Can you just do it already?
Hurry up and do it!
Women are waiting for you!
There it is! There it is! There it is!
Push it! Push it!
Push it!
It's coming back!
There it is! There it is!
There it is! There it is! There it is!
There it is! There it is!
There it is!
Look!
There it is!
There it is! There it is!
Was it better than me?
That's not true!
Hey!
You're going to get caught!
Look! Look! There it is!
There it is!
Don't use your hands!
Look! Look! Look!
It didn't work.
This is a miracle!
1, 1, 1, more than before!
It was only before!
What are you saying?
That one was good.
That one was beautiful.
That one was good, but...
Look, here!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet! Not yet!
This worked!
You're out!
Not yet! Not yet!
Even if you have a good timing, you're out!
I'm out!
See!
I told you!
How was it?
Matsumoto-san, did you have any objections?
I had one!
You bastard!
I told you to confirm it!
But you made me do it!
How was it?
You're out for two minutes, right?
He's out for two minutes!
Endo, how was it, Matsumoto-san?
I think you're out for two minutes, too.
If you say "play off" in a good match...
I see!
If you say "play off" in a good match...
Play off, huh?!
Let's start from the end.
It's five!
Wait a minute...
It's two minutes and fifteen seconds!
One second higher!
This is bad!
But it's one minute and thirty-five seconds!
I did it!
No, no, no...
It's one minute, right?
It's one minute!
It's definitely one minute!
No, no, no...
It's definitely one minute!
No, no, no...
I did it!
What are you talking about?
You liar!
I thought so, too!
I said "two minutes and thirty seconds"!
What's up with you guys?
The punishment game is...
Endo wins!
Seriously...
Endo!
So, is this a punishment game, Endo-san?
What is it? Is it really a punishment game?
The punishment game is...
Wearing underwears and going around fashionable spots!
What is that?
From our heads?
Wearing underwears and going around fashionable spots in the city.
Seriously?!
Yes, and the camera is quite far away.
Seriously?!
A youngster's city.
It's Omotesando, right?
I don't think they'll come near me.
They'll probably think I'm a pervert.
The punishment game is...
Wearing underwears and going around fashionable spots in the city.
I'm Endo Kokoriko.
I'm here in...
A youngster's city.
It's Omotesando, right?
Okay, I'm off now.
This is terrible...
This is really terrible...
These shoes are cool, but...
Brands are lame.
I can't think of anything.
They must think I'm a pervert.
I think I'm a pervert.
I'm wearing women's underwear.
It's really eye-catching.
I hate the moon.
I'm happy.
What is this place? It's a shadow.
Is it a guitar of this size?
Yes, it is.
Is this size suitable for this kind of pants?
Yes, I think so.
What are you doing in a place like this?
It's not private at all.
Is it private?
Even if it's private, it's not full of people in Harajuku.
Because this is a panty, isn't it?
Is it a panty?
I'm sorry. It's not a hat, is it?
First of all, first of all.
Well, first of all, thank you for reading it.
Well, well, well.
Isn't it Harajuku at all?
That back view.
I like it.
Thank you for crying with me.
You were a young gold.
Hitoshi Matsumoto. First director's work.
He's Japanese!