AISubs v3.4
Parashii, try sucking it up
Last week, the final audition of 'Kids' Club' was held
This is the worst
The contestants of this audition are
'Black Mayonnaise'
'Tutorial'
And 'Kirin'
'One Mirror'
Tonight, we will announce the new members of 'Kids' Club'
Here is the result!
Who will get the honor?
And!
After the audition, the young comedians had a nightmare!
We will reveal it later!
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Then, Kosugi and...
Tokui and...
Okama and...
Go ahead.
What is your store?
What is it?
It has nothing to do with you!
What are you throwing at me?
It has nothing to do with you!
Oh, I see.
He is really angry.
I don't think it has anything to do with you!
Don't you have a problem with your store?
You have a good story.
Are you kidding me?!
It has nothing to do with you!
I have it!
What is it?!
- Oh?! - Oh?!
- I... - You can't even put a hand up in a fight!
Don't fight!
You can't fight a lady's nose!
You can't do that!
He said "you can't do that!"
- He said "you can't do that!" - That's right.
Go home! You're here, aren't you?!
Get out of this building!
You can't call yourself a tenant!
If you're a tenant, you're under the same conditions as a tenant!
- That's a long line. - That's a long line.
Let's start with Tobii-kun.
Tell us some funny jokes you make when you take a tissue.
Let's go with "mopopopopo".
- You say the jokes with your mouth? - Yes.
Pah! Pah!
- That's good. - Let's go with "mopopopopo".
Shubi! Shubi!
Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!
Doson! Doson! Doson!
Rai! Rai! Rai!
Which one?
Rai! Rai! Rai! Rai!
You changed it!
Which one?
You changed it!
You changed it completely!
Which one should I use?
Why are you using it three times in one go?
Which one?
There were a lot of options but you chose "Rai" after all.
Which one?
Rai! Rai! Rai! Rai!
You chose "Rai" right?
Yes.
Which one?!
You changed it again!
Which one?!
That's it!
That's it, right?
Yes.
And in the end?
"Rai"!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
"Rai"?
Rai
It's "Rai", right?
Well...
GO CAT! GO CAT!
Wow...
That's amazing.
Yes.
Kosugi, do you want to sing a song by TISSUE?
I think he can sing.
Why do you look like you don't like it?
I don't look like I don't like it?
You don't look like you don't like it.
I'll sing.
I'll pass for sure, so do your best.
But I want him to sing while dancing.
That's right.
You can hold it, TISSUE.
Sing while looking at the box.
I see. That's good, Kosugi.
Sing while looking at the box.
We are surprisingly two people in one group.
When we are one group, we have no power at all.
That's wonderful.
Endo-san.
Yes.
Endo-san, can you do me a favor?
Me?
Well...
I want you to do me a favor.
Kosugi looks like me a lot.
That's right.
He's glancing at me.
He's cool.
I think I can see something good.
I've decided who will do it.
Kosugi wants to see it, right?
He has good potential.
Yes.
That's good.
It's a mess, but it's okay. Yes, please.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous.
It's heaven on earth.
It's amazing. It feels like it's real.
One, two, three.
Do you know "beats"?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Good job, good job.
That's what regulars do.
That's wonderful.
It's hot, isn't it?
We'd like someone to do it for us.
Then, Mr. Yagami...
Can you do it alone?
It's too good!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh!
It's perfect!
It's good, right?
It's amazing!
It's like a public display of affection!
I understand.
It's good, right?
(Laughs)
Oh, no.
Wow, I can see his head.
His brain is totally...
It's a beautiful picture.
Santa... when... did... you... come... here... ?
Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-hoi!
Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi! Ho-ho-hoi!
Gorgeous!
I can agree with you.
No, I can't agree with you at all.
But you two said you didn't want to do it, right?
What do you want to do?
I'll quit.
Kosugi, do you want to do it?
Yes.
Do you want me to do it?
I want you to do it.
Why do you want me to do it?
Because I'm the only one...
I'm the only one...
It's like a punishment game.
What do you mean "I'm the only one"?
I'm the only one...
who is messed up.
Who is messed up?
Who is messy?
Ho-hoi is messy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Turn around and say "sh*t" to everyone.
Then... let's sit down.
Sorry, but...
as a partner...
Why is my partner saying that?
But... there is such a thing.
There is such a thing.
There is such a thing about love that you can't see on TV.
I want you to do it.
Sorry.
Kosugi!
What is this?
Gosugi!
What is this?
Thank you, Gosugi.
What is this?
Gokaku!
Now, I'd like to see how funny you can make with the face tube.
Do you know how to do it?
No, I don't know.
Please stand there.
Then, Mr. Hamaa will show you how to do it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Wait a minute.
Well, I think it's difficult to do it like this.
That's right.
Thank you for your cooperation.
If you say this is the basic...
You can laugh wherever you want, but the funniest thing is that it's funny even at this point.
It's good. It's good.
Yes, it's in. It's in.
It's in.
Yes, let's go.
(applause)
Thank you.
I hope I can win a medal someday.
Tamura!
I don't care where you are.
Oh!
Are you okay?
Oh, I see.
Here you go.
You scared me!
Are you an industrial machine or what?
Who are you?!
You looked like you were in a good mood just now.
Yeah, I did.
You're like an old man.
Look at his nose.
He's got a lot of stuff in his nose.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Isn't it good?
It's good!
Isn't it good, Futa-kun?
It's good!
Isn't it good?
It's good!
Wow, you scared me!
Isn't it good?
It's good!
This is good, Futa-kun!
Isn't it good?
It's good!
It's like a movie, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm really glad.
Thank you.
Now...
Who's next?
Kosugi!
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, my...
Huh?
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is great!
This is amazing!
Wow!
You look like Minami Shinsuke.
Wow!
This is great!
Wow!
Let me shake your head.
Wow!
After this...
We'll announce the winners!
Okay, everyone...
That's all for the auditions.
Now it's up to you whether you'll be able to become regular musicians or not,
but if you pass the combined score of over 2,000 points, you'll pass.
Is that okay?
Okay, let's do it.
Here are the results!
All...
FAILED!
Thank you for coming today.
Huh? No, no, no...
Please...
Give me your weight.
No, no... I've done a lot of things...
Please stand up.
Um... You've always said you'd pass...
Yes.
What were the points?
Yes, yes...
Who got how many points?
The tutorial was the most important, right?
Um...
That's right.
60 points.
What?!
2000!
If you don't pass beyond 2000, you won't pass.
Not at all.
Kiringer...
40, I think.
40...
41, right?
41.
How about Uchiho?
Huh?
How many points did Uchiho get?
Um... I didn't really look at it.
Huh?!
I didn't look at it.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Huh?!
It's like this.
Go ahead.
It's like this.
Go ahead.
It's over there, so it's okay.
Drink something cold.
It can't be helped, can it?
It can't be helped.
He might not be young, right?
Oh, is that right?
Um...
Oh, regular...
Regular...
Um...
So, let's give the contestant another chance.
That's right.
Unfortunately, he didn't pass and ended up in the final.
The audition ended without a win.
However, they didn't end up like this.
It's not like it's a prank.
I went out for a drink with three of my friends.
We were chatting.
I thought you might say something bad about me.
I don't think you'll say it. You're my junior.
I don't care if you say it or not.
I was holding back.
But you came out and acted for me.
It's funny.
I don't know who's going to win, but there are six of you.
I'm sure you have a lot of things in mind.
I'd like to know.
I'm sure you have a lot of things in mind.
I don't want you to say that to me.
I'm your junior.
That's right.
Let's go.
I'll go first and you can ask Matsumoto later.
Let's go.
We're going home.
Let's go.
I have a meeting and will be back later.
This time, Yamasaki and Tanaka invite young people to an izakaya.
Matsumoto has a meeting and arrives late.
Hamada and Endo are waiting in the next room.
As soon as they say something bad, Hamada enters and says "go to hell".
This is where it happens.
Hamada checks young people's behavior in detail in this room.
All he has to do is wait for young people to say something bad.
Six small cameras are set up and mouth pranks are carried out mainly.
Who is the young man who is Hamada's iron sword?
Hamada and Endo arrive at the store a step early.
Ten minutes later, Yamasaki and Tanaka take the six young men to the store.
Yamasaki and Tanaka arrive at the store.
It's cold.
It's beautiful.
What is this store?
It's amazing.
Is it a friend's store?
It's a friend's store, isn't it?
Why are you bald?
You're bald.
Good morning.
Is it okay?
This is for women only.
Oh, is it?
This is for women only.
Oh, is it?
This is for men only.
But there aren't many women here.
Yes.
There are many women only here.
Matsumoto arrives late as planned.
For now, he goes to the room where Hamada is waiting.
You're crazy.
I want your hair.
I'm not talking to you.
I want your hair.
Seriously?
Why?
I don't know.
You're popular, aren't you?
No, you're not popular.
You're popular, aren't you?
No, you're not popular.
You're popular, aren't you?
No, you're not popular.
You're popular, aren't you?
Finally, the bad words prank starts.
Who will be Hamada's assistant?
But we're going to scrub it all anyway
But I'm asking you
To make it easy
You're not going to make fun of me and Oren, are you?
No, of course not
It's too early to scrub it all
I'm not good at this
I don't know how to do it
You're like a grasshopper
You're the worst
Shouno's angle is...
His angle is terrible
I don't like it when people treat me like a grasshopper
With my juniors
With your juniors?
Yes, it's the worst thing to say in a crime scene
I've been watching you all this time
Sometimes I don't know why
You said "Why the f*** are you over there?"
Why?!
Why?
But you're a bad guy
You're a bad guy
You surprised me
Someone sneezed in the middle of filming
You told me to be careful
I'm still addicted to it
I've been doing this for 25 years
I think I'm getting used to it
That rubber face, too.
The lower jaw, too.
That's amazing.
That face was funny.
Kamata's rubber face.
It was funny.
It was.
It was gross.
It was funny.
His face.
His face was funny.
It's not that gross.
Ikeduki.
That can't be true.
Darn it.
Your neck.
Oh my goodness!
What was that?
Your nose.
Your nose bit my contact.
My nose bit your contact like tears.
You look like a snail from your eye.
I'm really sorry.
You're so mean!
I'm really sorry.
You're too mean!
Honestly, you shouldn't say that about your seniors.
I'm not mean.
How have you been?
How have you been today?
Honestly, you look ugly.
You're too mean.
How's your arm?
Rubber face?
You've seen it a lot, right?
How is it?
It's a little different.
It's a little different from usual.
It's a little different from usual?!
You shouldn't say that!
It's the same.
But he was mean.
He is.
What do you think?
Well...
It's bad, isn't it?
Well, I've heard it many, many times...
No, no, no!
It hurts! It hurts!
No, no, no!
Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
Apologize! Apologize!
Get in there! Get in there!
Get in there!
No!
Get in there!
Why? Seriously!
You're not in Yamato, are you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm in Yamato, too.
No, you're not in Yamato, are you?
What?
Well, you know...
You smell like curry soup...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!