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Quiz!
Hamada's 500 things!
What he says, what he's like.
It's a long relationship, but that's all you know about Hamada.
Tonight, we learn about Hamada.
This program is brought to you by Hamada.
Question one.
What is Hamada's hobby?
Hobby?
This is the only one.
Is it?
The title is open.
Well, well, well.
I think there are more different hobbies, but this is the answer he's looking for.
Here's the answer.
What is Hamada's hobby?
Hobby?
Well, I guess golf.
Well, well, well.
It's a lie, but...
Well, you got it right.
Question two.
What is Hamada's specialty?
What?
Specialty?
Oh, that one.
What does it mean?
The title is open.
That's what it means.
What?
Here's the answer.
What is Hamada's special skill?
Special skill...
I don't have any special skill...
What is it?
Earplugs.
What?
Earplugs.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's the first time you've heard of it?
It's the first time Matsumoto-san has heard of it.
It's impossible.
That's right.
If he can do it, I can do it too.
What is Hamada's favorite food?
This is...
Here's the correct answer.
Hamada's favorite food...
Who are you talking to?
Let's learn.
What is Hamada's favorite color?
What is it?
I don't know.
Probably...
Here's the answer.
It's this image.
Here's the correct answer.
But...
Is blue okay?
That's amazing!
Matsumatsu-san, you're amazing!
I've never thought about what color he likes.
But blue is his image, right?
Yeah, it's his image.
But blue must hate him, right?
What food has Hamada felt the most delicious recently?
Recently?
Hamada, who has a childish taste for food, answers his favorite food as yakisoba.
What made him say that?
Hamada-san, what do you eat?
What do you eat?
That's right.
The answer is...
Here is the correct answer.
Mega Mac.
What?
Mega Mac?
A mega Mac like this...
Matsumatsu-san, you seem to have lost your temper.
I'm getting tired of thinking about it seriously.
What is Hamada's favorite road?
Road?
Favorite road?
You don't know?
The answer is...
It's Hamada's personality.
Is it the first line?
It's the second line, right?
The second line is Osaka.
Yeah, Osaka.
I don't really like the first line, but...
It's cool, isn't it?
Like number one?
Number one!
I'm number one, but I can't run.
It's like watching TV.
It's for hostesses.
Cetadyl.
Cetadyl?
Well, well, I'll read it for a moment.
Are you kidding me?
That's right.
Who is the person you respect?
Who is it?
I've heard of it.
I don't know about this.
But is it okay?
Can you write this?
The answer is...
It's me!
I don't know.
Politician?
Oh, really?
But I don't know who it was.
Here's the correct answer.
Tanaka Gakuen.
I was really surprised!
Wow!
I've never heard of it!
You've never heard of it?
No!
But I think it's a politician.
Tanaka Gakuen?
He won't stop his car in front of the parliament building.
It seems like it. He must be laughing.
He must be laughing while looking at it.
He can only open the window a little, right?
What is the first thing Hamada washes when he enters the bathroom?
I don't even want to think about it.
It makes me sick.
If it was a girl...
I don't like this...
Even if you say it like this...
Open!
Here's the correct answer.
What is the first thing Hamada washes when he enters the bathroom?
His hair.
Oh, that's a little heavy.
He washes his hair first.
I think I've told you this when I was in middle school.
You told me?
You have to wash your hair from the top.
He washed his hair from his legs and ass.
When I was in middle school...
No, no...
Dirty things flow from top to bottom.
Oh, I see.
It makes more sense for me to wash my hair from the top.
When you said something like that...
It makes me sick.
What does Hamada fetch?
Hamada...
Fetch...
This...
Here's the correct answer.
- Huh? - What's "fetch"?
- Did you quit your job? - I quit.
- Earplugs. - Ah!
- Wow! - Earplugs.
- Earplugs.
- My wife is Chinese. - Oh, is that so?
- She kept touching me. - She kept touching you.
- That's right. - And when we had negotiations.
- Negotiations and earplugs. - Yeah.
- She tried to do it during exams and interviews. - I'll drop it.
What song has Hamada recently hummed?
Answer open!
Here's the correct answer.
I sang a little bit of "Chulip's Love Pattern" by Hamada.
What's that?
- "Otsuka". - Ah, I see, I see.
There's nothing else like it for young people.
- It's "Otsuka". - It's "Otsuka".
- I sang "Otsuka" and "Chulip's Love Pattern". - "Otsuka" and "Chulip's Love Pattern".
- I said "I like you". - And she touched me with her earplugs.
- "Why can't you eat yakisoba?" - "Why can't you eat yakisoba?"
- What's your first love's name? - Ah, I don't know.
- This is very difficult. - That's true.
But I don't know what "first love" is.
As far as I know, it's Hitomi Sato.
I don't know if that will come.
I hope it comes.
Here's the correct answer.
There was someone I was dating in elementary school.
What?
In elementary school...
Is it "first love"?
I'm sure it is.
Which one is it?
Sato Hitomi.
Wow!
You got it right away!
And it's her full name.
Wow!
After 150 questions about Hamada, he takes a break.
Meanwhile, Matsumoto tells us about Hamada's wife.
Are you not interested in Hamada?
No, I'm interested in her.
I'm interested in her, too.
Well, Matsumoto is...
You don't know her cell phone number, do you?
No, I don't.
Have you ever thought of raising her?
No, I haven't.
Only when she was a baby.
Wow, that's amazing.
What bothers me is when I passed by her in the studio with my wife.
I see.
It's weird.
A meaningless laugh is born.
But I get it.
I get it.
If you could only take one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?
Hamada...
This is...
Answer, please.
Oh, I see.
This way.
This is...
Oh, I think it's this one.
Oh, here it is.
But it's really this one.
He's holding it upside down.
Is that the only thing you have on a deserted island?
Don't say that.
Matsumoto's favorite part is...
Answer, please.
That's not it.
Is there such a thing?
Here is the correct answer.
There is not.
See?
There is such a thing.
As expected of young people.
As expected of you.
What is the first term you came up with?
As expected of young people.
Also, "teuchi".
"Wakaishuu".
"Wakaishuu" is easy.
If there is someone I love, I will call him "sokkin".
"Sokkin" is easy.
What is "sokkin"?!
Here is the correct answer.
"Wakaishuu".
Is it you?!
You usually say "wakaishuu", don't you?
That's right.
Does that mean you are a "gokudo"?!
When you came up with the 200th question,
who do you think is "fuketsu" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
Who is "fuketsu" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
"fuketsu" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
Final open!
It's funny!
It can't be helped.
Why?
I really hate it.
Why?
You don't hate it at all, do you?
Didn't you use a lot of pens?
Do you think like that about Tanaka?
Or have you ever seen him like that?
No, no, no.
It's definitely me.
The correct answer is...
What do you think, Amura-san?
Who do you think is "fuketsu" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
Tanaka.
Why?
Why is that?
I really hate it!
You got it right, didn't you?
It's funny!
I really hate it!
It's funny!
Who do you think is "haraguroi" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
"Haraguroi"?
"Haraguroi" is difficult.
Final open!
I really hate this series.
Why?
I don't know!
I really hate it!
Do you think like that about Tanaka?
Or do you think like that about Endo and Tanaka?
Have you ever seen him like that about Tanaka?
Who do you think is "haraguroi" among Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka?
Yamasaki.
I see!
That's what I thought, too!
I see!
I don't think it's me or Endo.
That's what I thought, too!
If it's not me, it's not Tanaka.
You want to know the reason, don't you?
Which city do you want to live in?
Here is the correct answer.
Nikotama.
It's me!
It's true!
It's me!
But if you know you want to live in Tanagawa, you can't quit.
If you could be reborn, what would you like to be?
If I could be reborn... Hamada-san?
Tanaka Kapuei.
If you were in a period drama, what would you play?
Answers, open!
Kigashiyama
Cute.
Here is the correct answer.
Cute.
Yashichi
Kigashiyama
Instead of that, when Endo wrote "Kigashiyama" in Kinshan, Yamaaki said "cute" with a really weird voice.
It felt weird.
Endo, is that cute?
What is your favorite intersection?
My favorite intersection?
Kaitou
I don't know at all.
It's an intersection in Oemachi.
Yes, it is.
It's an intersection in Oemachi.
Youga
"Youga"?
"Youga" intersection.
The one where you get off at high speed.
That's right.
Ah, that one.
Kaitou
In the 23 districts of Tokyo, which district do you think is the most fashionable?
Answers, open!
Well, it depends on what Hamada thinks.
Seta's role.
As expected, it's Seta!
It's fashionable.
It's easy to live in.
It's fashionable.
You can put it around you.
You have it, don't you?
It's an answer conscious of a hostess.
An answer conscious of young people.
I see.
It's like this, isn't it?
The correct answer is coming out.
It's like this, isn't it?
Let's see.
Hamada's 500 things.
The keywords you've seen so far are...
Let's move on to the second half!
What is your favorite hero?
My favorite hero...
How do you think of it?
Well, how do you think of a hero...
Oh!
Just a little bit.
The title is open!
Ah!
I see!
I forgot about it again!
I see!
Well...
Baron One.
No!
And it is Baron One!
Question number 410.
Favorite shopping mall?
Huh?
What do you mean?
Shopping mall...
Answer open!
It's you, right?
Yes.
This is the only shopping mall I've been to.
It's you.
I forgot that you're aiming to be a local, local talent.
Here's the correct answer.
Soshigaya Shopping Mall.
Wow, you're really a local.
When do you feel the most stress?
Here's the correct answer.
Um...
When you remove the shortcut.
The 462nd question of "Hiroo Konpai".
What is the TV show you always end up watching?
"Pussuma".
Hiroo Konpai
"Ojishin no Toki".
First of all, what do you take out of your bag?
"Kono Hitsudai de...
...hamada no imeji wo isshin suru...
...shirarezaru ichimen wo shiru koto ni".
The correct answer is...
"Osoukaseya" is...
"Inu Inu".
Ah, I know it.
I know it, I know it.
Why does he come here and like dogs?
Isn't that a TV show?
"Shimura-san no...
...Shimura Dobutsuen no...
...Antoneloten" isn't it?
"Hamada Dobutsuen" is it?
"Hamada Dobutsuen".
Are you going to open a trial?
What do you compare yourself to a chess piece?
"Kaito" open!
Hisha
The four of them have lost their ability to speak anymore.
However, the last question is next.
They use their last strength and hold up their pens.
Question number five hundred.
All right!
Here we go.
What is your favorite holiday?
Hmm?
My favorite holiday...
The correct answer is...
I should have guessed it at the end.
I want to guess it correctly at the end.
I really want to guess it correctly.
Here is the correct answer.
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
"Hamada's 500 Questions" ended at 7 hours and 13 minutes.
I hope all four of you understood "Hamada's 500 Questions".
Now, all "Hamada's 500 Questions" quizzes have ended.
I will announce the winner of "Hamada's 500 Questions" quiz.
Hamada's 500 Questions
The winner is Hitoshi Matsumoto with 125 points.
I got one point.
I got 524 points.
We have a wonderful prize for the winner, Matsumoto.
"Hamada" and "sake" mix together.
Matsumoto, please go to "Hamada" who is waiting for you in the bathroom.
Why did you call me all the time?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I knew it was you, Matsu.
You know me.
Now you know why I like you so much, don't you?
Right?
Have a drink. I have an idea.
Have a drink like this.
What do you want? Water?
Should I split it with water?
You probably thought I wouldn't know either.
Even if it's you, Matsu.
Right?
Cheers!
Yeah!
I just thought...
You don't like me that much, do you?
What we were all saying is...
Are you trying to do a show like "Hamada Zoo"?