AISubs v3.4
What is it today?
Well, Yamauchi wants to try something new.
He's dressed in a way that's easy for him to move in.
That's right. He's dressed like this for now.
He's a young man.
That's right.
He wants to try something new.
There's nothing else, right?
That's right.
Oh!
Here he is again.
Good morning!
I'm the president, Yamasaki Hosei.
I've gathered you all here today...
...because it's my 20th anniversary of being in the entertainment industry.
I see.
- On that big occasion... - It's only been two years.
...I thought about what I could do...
- ...and what I shouldn't do... - You shouldn't do anything.
...so I've gathered you all here.
- There's nothing you haven't done. - Right.
For now, I'm sure some of you don't know what it is.
I'll give you the script.
- What is it? - A script?
- He doesn't know what it is at all. - Right?
- Please have some ice cream. - Ice cream?
- Ice cream for 100 people? - Ice cream for 100 people?
- Wow, it's packed. - This is the worst.
- What is this? - This is the worst.
Look at this.
Isn't this synthetic?
- This is terrible. - No, it's not.
- To say it's my 20th anniversary... - What?
- To say it as a human being...
...if you're an ordinary person, you're an adult.
- As an entertainer... - As a human being?
- ...it's been one year. - You're a human being, too.
This time...
...we'll do "100 Unrecognized People".
To be honest, I think it's amazing.
You can use your nerves and many other things.
Everyone, everyone!
Don't make fun of me!
I'm risking my life!
Hey you!
What do you have now?
A sword.
I know what a sword is!
It's not a toy!
I don't know about the sword you have now,
but please think of it as a new sword and use it!
I'm sorry.
A little carelessness can cause serious damage!
Kansai area is now very Osaka area.
It's late.
Everyone is here.
I was talking about a manga cafe and it's late.
A manga cafe?
Did you know that there is a 20th anniversary of "Yamasaki Fairy"?
Did you know about a manga cafe?
I knew...
Please go home!
Go home!
I'm risking my life!
Go home!
I'm sorry.
Can you do it properly?
Everyone,
it's the 20th anniversary.
Go home as soon as you can!
I'm sorry!
You're risking your lives, aren't you?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Please!
Let's do it!
The writer has been waiting for you.
- That's what it is. - Thank you.
- Can we leave it here? - Yes, we can.
- Can you help me? I want to look at it. - It's in there.
- What is it? - What is it?
It's in there.
- I don't remember taking a picture like this. - Yes.
- I'm holding it down on my schedule. - When is it?
I think it's okay to say 800 yen.
You're doing it with a good feeling.
- Huh? 1 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock? - Wow, 4,000 yen?
- That's a lot of money. - I'm counting on you.
- Does that mean I'm one of the 100 people? - Yes.
But if I get caught and something weird happens, it's hard for me too.
It's hard for me to cut it, but what if I cut it?
I don't think you'll be cut, but if you are cut, please count that part.
- What? - For example, if you were cutting with 50 people,
if you were cut, please count that cut part again with 51, 52, and 53 people.
- Please count it back. - Yes.
- For now, you want to cut 100 people? - I'll cut 100 people.
- Let's do it! - That's amazing.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
Today again, it looks smaller.
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In commemoration of his 20th anniversary of being an entertainer,
Yamano Ishimatsu's Hundred Giri
Giri and Ninja don't matter.
Giri is the world of heavy men.
Long or short, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if you live or die!
The most rampant of the streets!
Yamano Ishimatsu!
Bring it on!
Yamano Ishimatsu!
Uraaaa! Uraaaa!
Uraaaaa! Uraaaa! Uraaaaa!
- Kino! - Uraaaa!
Uraaaaa! Uraaaaa!
- Koi! - Uraaaaa!
Wait a minute.
Hundreds of people.
Mr. Yamazaki.
Hundreds of people.
Hundreds of people haven't gone yet.
They're coming.
Are they coming?
How many people have gone?
What?
Are they coming?
How many people have gone?
One hundred and twenty-two people.
One hundred and twenty-three people.
No.
Something's wrong.
Mr. Yamazaki, something's wrong.
No.
What's wrong?
Please say "no" before you cut.
I'm sorry.
I didn't cut it.
Say "no" and...
I'm going to beat you up!
No, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
, we're still not even at 100.
That's right.
Let's go! Let's go!
What's the time now?
2940 seconds.
Mr. Yamasaki.
Mr. Izaki.
Mr. Ogose.
What should we do?
Anyway, please do your best.
What's wrong?
Please do your best.
No, we're still practicing and practicing because we want to do our best.
If you don't do your best, you'll fail.
Please do your best.
Yes?
Please do your best.
No, no, no, we're still not even at 100 yet.
That's right.
Um...
Are you going to do it without the extra time?
Let's do it at 100 first.
I see.
Let's do it at 100 first.
I see.
Are you going to do it?
20 times in a row.
Are you going to do it?
And why...
Why are you against it?
Um...
Mr. Ishimatsu.
Mr. Yamasaki called me.
What is it?
52 seconds.
What?
Can you cut it down to 50 people?
Masumoto san.
Can you cut it down to 50 people?
But you said 100 people yourself.
Yes.
We can't even make a flyer.
Then 50.
Is 50 okay?
50 is fine.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Yamanoi Shimatsu celebrates his 20th anniversary as an entertainer.
Yamanoi Shimatsu cuts down to 50 people.
The wind, the fog, the world.
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
I'll cut it down to 70 people.
Cut it down!
It's coming!
Cut it down!
Take this!
Now!
Let's have some fun!
Come on!
Let's party!
Go! Go!
Wait up!
Go!
Damn him!
He ran away fast.
He ran away fast!
He ran away fast.
He ran away fast!
Ishimatsu
Mr. Ishimatsu, what should we do?
This is a little...
Excuse me, everyone.
We're going to catch him now.
Depending on that...
Do you want to talk to him?
It's his 60th anniversary.
It's hard for us, too.
It's hard!
It's hard, isn't it?
He'll never run away in the end.
In the first few seconds...
Ishimatsu-like...
If you don't say it, you'll be like an old man.
Ishimatsu
I'm going to...
I'm going to ask you some questions.
I think this pattern will work.
Ishimatsu
I'm the only one who came here.
Are you okay?
Please wait for me.
I'm the only one who came here.
It's hot.
Isaki, are you back?
I'm crying.
- Matsuo. - Yes?
You're crying on the road. What should we do?
I'm crying a lot.
- Are you crying? - I'm crying a lot.
I'm running away.
I'm going to Oumekaita.
- I'm going there. - Do you hate it that much?
- I'm running away. - Are you there now?
- I just went there. - Are you in Oumekaito?
Are you okay, Matsuo?
Yama-chan!
Don't cry like that!
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- Ozaki-san.
- Yama-chan.
- Everyone is waiting for you. - Yes.
Yama-chan, I'll be frank with you.
I don't know why you're crying.
Yama-chan, you're funny.
Anyway...
My back hurts.
Oh, it hurts.
I'm sorry. I've done it a few times.
But it's a flow.
Anyway...
I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, my back hurts.
Well, that's true.
I'll be careful.
I'll definitely be careful about my back.
I'm shaking a little.
I think I caught fire.
All right.
You can only go forward.
That's right. You can only go forward.
You can only go forward.
If you go like this...
I'm sorry.
Anyway, today is the first day.
Next time...
Today...
You have to work harder.
Until Yama-chan cuts me off...
We'll punish you.
Absolutely.
Our trust relationship is messed up.
No, no...
You didn't know?
You?
You!
Let's talk.
Yes, please.
No matter what we do...
It's cold.
Let's say hello.
It's warm in there.
Matsumoto offers a solution for the reunion of 100 people.
Really?
You're saying that?
If you put this on your back, you'll be fine.
Where else do you want me to protect you?
Here and...
Hey, don't say it!
You've changed a lot.
You should have said "armor" from the beginning.
Excuse me!
Thank you for coming!
Excuse me!
Thank you for coming!
I'm sorry.
Celebrating his 20th anniversary as an entertainer...
Yamanoi Shimatsu's Hundred-Man-Rice Balls.
The world of men is heavy...
...with the weight of rice and rice balls.
But life doesn't change...
...even for a short while!
Yamanoi Shimatsu!
Bring it on!
I'm sorry!
One dumbbell, yo!
More, more, more!
Go, Shibata!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Do it!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Stop! Stop!
What is this?
Wait! Wait!
Stop! Stop!
One more! One more!
I'll do it!
Huh? Huh?
Huh? I'll do it!
It's on my knee! It's on my knee!
Help me!
Did you have a bath just now?
Yes! Yes!
Help me!
Let's walk forward like this
Towards a new stage
Until we reach it
Until that moment
We won't give up
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