AISubs v3.4
Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai," the members are excited about Yamasaki's make-up box.
However, that man is not here.
It's been 20 years since I started acting.
20 years!
It's your 20th anniversary this year, right?
My 20th anniversary!
You're a master!
That's great!
I'm happy.
But you know, I want something like this.
You know, like a make-up box.
I got this because you said you wanted something like that.
I think you want something like this.
But this is...
Good morning.
I'm Orita of Yoshimoto Industries.
I know you.
I'm Orita.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
Isn't it amazing?
It's a little dark and cool.
It's like a normal movie with men.
That's right.
But you like it, don't you?
Yes, I like it.
Um...
Excuse me.
Um...
I've been keeping something from Matsumoto.
Would you like to see it?
You've been keeping it?
Excuse me.
What is it?
What is Matsumoto's message?
You guys have low sexual potential.
But I'm sick and tired of being on TV like a northern woman.
Have you heard of this phrase?
I've heard of it.
So who is the true technician, holy emperor, and sexual general?
I'm Matsumoto.
It has a map.
Can you tell where we are from this map?
It's hard to tell.
We're at 2500 square meters.
This is the gas station.
It's dirty in the corner.
What does "down" mean?
I don't know.
It means "down" here, doesn't it?
Oh, I see.
That's what it means!
That's amazing!
It's amazing!
I see!
Oh, I see!
My Matsumoto is waiting for me.
I'm sorry.
But you have another message?
But you want to say it, so you should say it.
You're right.
Last time, they challenged Matsumoto to do a brahock- removal competition.
Matsumoto was confident and managed to win and kept his pride.
But this time...
Hey, let me go!
Oh!
Good morning!
It stinks!
Oh!
It smells.
You're late.
No, I'm up here, so...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
How was it?
The last brahock-removal competition?
Yes, it was fun.
How did you feel when you lost?
Me?
Did you watch it with your wife?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
By the way, have you seen your wife's real smile lately?
Why didn't you tell me about it?
Such feelings don't go away with a sip of beer, do they?
Tell me about it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Sticky face!
No, no. He's been lectured.
That's right.
So!
You went all the way to get your brother, didn't you?
Yes.
You're going to the next step, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm talking about what you guys are doing!
Bichiku
I've got something for you guys.
Bring it on!
What is it?
The next title match!
What's up with you guys?
You guys are crazy!
Look at this!
Mannequins again!
What's up with you guys?
Come here!
I've got 10 mannequins for you guys.
What's up with you guys?
Bichiku
You guys are crazy!
I've got something for you guys.
Bring it on!
Bichiku
Who will be humiliated and punished this time?
Yes, that's right.
Okay, let's go with Endo.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's okay. It doesn't have to be Endo.
Okay, I'll go first.
Wow, what's going on?
It's sudden. And if I lose, it'll be pretty harsh.
It's really harsh.
But on the other hand, if I win now, it'll be over for me.
I'm really going to go touch myself now.
What is this tickling?
No one's going to touch you, right?
Who told you that?
You've turned into a conservative entertainer!
You don't look like him at all!
- Really? - You don't look like him at all!
Asano Tadanobu, a kid's servant, will search for how many times he's tickled him.
The top batter is Endo.
With his pride as a man, he's going to be tickled.
What's he doing?
Not many.
- You like it here, don't you? - You like it there, don't you?
- This is helpful. - You like it there, don't you?
You focus on what you like and earn.
- He's earning now. - He's earning now.
That was bad.
Anyone can do that.
He's holding it down.
- 30 seconds passed. - He's holding it down.
- That's good. - But it's losing.
- I see.
It's a little higher up.
- I thought it was a short-term weapon. - I see.
It's not good like this.
- It's not good like this. - Why do you look like that?
- 10 seconds passed. - 10 seconds passed.
5 seconds passed.
4, 3, 2, 1...
This is tough.
What do you think, everyone?
It's pretty tough.
I think it's pretty good.
I think the energy distribution isn't going well.
I see.
Now, for Endo-san's record...
Here it is!
188!
That's pretty good.
That's how good it is.
That's right!
In the end, we had to go over 300.
That's pretty high.
It's pretty high.
But for one person, you can only do it 28 times.
You can't do it 28 times!
If you think you can do it 28 times, your wife will be crying.
Your wife will be shedding tears under your pillow.
Why is he so excited?
I don't know.
Now, let's see Endo's record.
Again?!
No, no, no!
This is too easy!
Yamaaki-san, your wife is shedding tears under your pillow.
Shall we go?
Shall we go, Yamaaki-san?
Wow, I don't have much confidence.
280...
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good, Yamaaki-san.
Yamaaki-san suddenly speaks out of anxiety.
Will he be able to eat up the beach?
Ready, set...
At first, it didn't work very well, did it?
Oh, this is... this is...
Oh, it's slanted.
It's slanted.
Oh, I see.
I can't show you that part.
Oh, it went that way.
Wow, you're pushing your chin.
It's this movement, isn't it?
This movement.
Thirty seconds have passed.
It's been about thirty seconds.
Couldn't you have done it a little more perfectly?
Oh, that's a little...
This is bad, old man, this is...
Wow, it's only slanted twice.
I'm pretty good at this, old man.
You're pretty good at using it.
Ten seconds have passed.
Oh, ten seconds have passed.
Five seconds have passed.
Three...
Two...
One...
Time's up!
No, but...
From what I just thought, it's not slanted at all.
No, it's pretty fast, isn't it?
It's slanted.
Now, we have Mr. Yamamoto's record.
Yes.
Here you go!
Look.
No, no, no...
This is bad, old man.
But...
No, but...
I don't know if this is average.
That's right.
Was it really slanted like this?
No, it wasn't.
It was slanted fast.
You're losing by a considerable margin.
No, but...
I don't know.
Because...
Because you don't know the criteria.
It's weird for me to say this, but look at me.
Mannequins laugh.
Huh?
Mannequins laugh?
Mannequins...
Mannequins don't express emotions like that.
But if they laugh, we shouldn't, right?
That's right.
Their manpower is amazing, isn't it?
I don't know. I don't know.
It's a little bit of a violation.
Let's go with "idiot"!
It's not me.
No, it's not you.
It's not me.
It's not you.
Then, let's go with "idiot".
I'm sorry.
Is "idiot" wearing a hood and everything okay?
Wait, that's...
"Idiot" is...
What kind of beach eating will the manly man Hamada, who is a celebrity, show us?
Are you ready?
On!
Ready...
Do your best!
Oh, come on!
Oh!
You've decided it!
Oh!
No, this is definitely...
Where is it?!
Are you okay?!
I've decided it! I've decided it!
It's totally fine, according to the rules.
Huh? Where is it?!
Huh?!
Is it the best one?
Huh? What?
Oh!
I see! I see! I see!
Where are you going?!
I'm going back here!
Where are you going?!
I see!
I've tried it once, and it's not good!
What's wrong with this!?
It's blue!
Isn't it good?!
But you know, even with that...
30 seconds have passed.
I'm sure he'll win!
No, it's blue!
It's blue!
It's not working! It's not working!
Ten seconds left!
I did it!
How many seconds are left? How many seconds are left?
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
How is it?
You did it from the beginning!
I did it!
This guy is also a boy!
Wow!
There are many ways of doing it!
It's totally fine!
Right?
That's right!
There was no risk of failure.
Yes!
However, whether it was good or not...
Yes!
Here is the record!
It's totally fine!
Wow!
No way!
It's a lie!
You did it!
No way!
I did it!
You did it!
No way!
You did it in one place, but you did it like this!
That's right!
Maybe!
Well...
Now that you mention it...
This blood of Tanaka...
Are you from South America?
No, no, no!
I'm from Japan!
You're lying!
No!
This is difficult!
Last time, Tanaka was humiliated and punished.
Will his reputation be restored this time?
All right!
Let's go!
Ready...
Red!
I can't see anything.
This is bad!
This is one finger pattern.
Why did you do it like that?
You bastard!
Red! Red! Red!
This is difficult!
I know!
I think he's serious this time.
He's thinking about it.
This is it!
Too late!
The sound is weak, too.
He's a kind guy.
30 seconds left!
You should dry up! It's the worst!
30 seconds left!
What are you doing?!
It's not good!
I see! You should dry up!
10 seconds left!
It's that big music store!
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2, 1!
What is it?!
Who came up with it?!
I came up with it, too!
I think it's a little different from Yamazaki's.
It's about the same.
Now!
Here is Tanaka's record!
Tanaka is the best!
I did it!
It was a close call!
You're a genius!
You should've hit him three more times!
You're right!
I did it!
Why did you stab me in the first place?!
I'm sorry...
I didn't mean to...
I'm sorry!
What?!
You stabbed me in the first place!
Why did you stab me in the first place?!
You bastard!
You, you, you...
It's not like that!
First of all, I have a stomachache.
Oh, I see.
I'll give you 300 yen.
I see.
Matsumoto is asking for more than 300 yen.
Will they keep their promise?!
Let's do it!
It's a good score, 247 points.
It's a slow start.
This is pretty bad.
Oh, what?!
What?!
Now...
It's a good score, 26 points.
I'm exhausted.
Where are you looking?!
I'm exhausted.
Oh, no!
30 seconds have passed.
My face is red.
Oh, no!
It's not fast at all.
Ten seconds left.
You're making a serious face.
I'm going to use Tanaka's flag and say "ten seconds left."
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
How is it?
It's terrible!
It's terrible, isn't it?
Ah, the record is out!
Matsumoto-san's record is...
Is it too high?
Mine is 247.
It's 247, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
Let's raise it like this.
Yes.
Then, let's go. Matsumoto-san's record is...
This one!
It's about 200.
He thinks that he hasn't reached 300 at that moment.
Well, let's go for it!
Let's go!
Three... Two... One...
I did it!
I did it in a flash!
What is it?
I did it in a flash!
I did it!
I'm a genius!
Matsumoto-san's punishment game is...
Today's punishment game is...
Yes.
Mamoru-shi's Oonuma-gyu Senkai-chichi-ijiru game.
Eh, what is it?
I've never heard of it.
Mamoru-shi's Oonuma-gyu Senkai-chichi-ijiru game...
To be honest...
...has been discovered.
It hasn't been discovered by any newspaper or anywhere yet.
Mamoru-shi's...
Yes, his father's...
Senkai-chichi-ijiru game...
Yes.
It's a long-term record.
A long-term record?!
Because you won't be in the city anymore.
You'll end up in prison, won't you?
Well, you know...
No, what should I do?
I can't go back to "Golden Legend".
Go back before Friday.
I don't know how many days I'll be in jail.
Go back before Friday.
Oonuma-gyu...
...is over there.
Wow!
Mamoru-shi's Oonuma-gyu Senkai-chichi-ijiru game...
Right now, in order to receive my punishment game,
I've come to a ranch in the outskirts of Tokyo.
It seems like there's an illusionary Oonuma-gyu in this ranch,
so I'd like to touch that Oonuma-gyu's nipples a thousand times.
Why do I really have to do something like this?
I can't win. Really...
With these hands...
I wish I could touch more nipples. Really...
Until I become this age...
Ounuagyu is over there.
Wow! It's amazing!
Really...
There are cows normally.
Wow! It's amazing!
The smell of the ranch is amazing.
The smell of cows...
Ounuagyu is...
The phantom Ounuagyu is...
It's...
The phantom Ounuagyu is...
It's Mr. Ounuagyu, isn't it?
What?
This...
Mr. Ounuagyu's...
Ounuagyu's...
I have to fiddle with it a thousand times, don't I?
It's an underground house!
I was wondering if that "chin, chin, chin, chin, chin" would work, but...
It's disgusting!
Coral...
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
What's this?
Wait a minute.
What's this?
500.
Wow, it's half.
Well, it's mentally tough in here, too.
Thank you for watching.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Are you OK?
Yes.
Did you cut yourself?
What are you talking about?
It's hot.
Senkai, help me!
I feel sorry for Kami-san for not having the technique.
I want you to make a place where you can get revenge.
I feel sorry for Kami-san for not having the technique.