AISubs v3.4
No one wanted it, and suddenly the first series of classroom was opened.
Shouji Murakami's "Ninja Classroom".
- Okay, cut! - Okay, that's it.
What the hell are you doing?!
You're nothing but a ninja!
And this time...
For the first time, he's dressed up like a green beret.
- Mr. Mazuo. - Yes?
Are you free today?
Today, again...
Mr. Shouji is calling me.
- It's your second time, right? - But...
Is that why you're dressed like this?
It's not my second time, but...
It's my first time wearing a green beret.
How did you do last time, as a ninja?
Well, my reputation wasn't that good, was it?
- And you did it in 2000? - I can't do it!
But since you're calling me, I have to do it.
But you can't be a ninja or a beret.
- I'm not used to it. - A green beret?
I thought about it a lot.
- You're a good ninja, right? - Yes.
- You're wearing a green beret, right? - Yes.
But there are still pirates out there, right?
- If you give me that kind of hint, it's too much! - It's too much.
- "Too much" hint? - It's a series, isn't it?
I looked it up in my notebook and there are fourteen of them.
- Fourteen... - That's quite a number.
[This program was brought to you by the sponsors of this program]
They arrive at a certain park and head straight to the scene.
- Even just your outfit is amazing! - Green beret!
- You knew about it last time you were a ninja, right? - Yes.
- Oh, it says something! - Huh? It says something!
- "Green beret choice is this one." - "This one."
- This is so annoying! - Right?
- Honestly, it's annoying. - It's annoying how they show up afterwards.
- That's right! - It's like they're waiting for you to marry you.
- Really?! - Yes.
- You scared me! - You scared me.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
As everyone expected, they appeared in "Knowing or Not."
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- You came! - Yes, yes.
- I said you came! - Yes, we came.
Classroom Series Part 2!
Are you going to be late for the science experiment class?
You're early again.
- Today... - Yes.
It's still early for you to go there.
It's a green beret!
Don't you want this green beret hat?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
What is it?
Do you have a bad eye?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Don't you want this green beret hat? - Excuse me.
Don't you want this green beret hat?
What is it?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- You... - Yes.
- For now... - Yes.
- Line up! - Yes.
- Yes.
- Attention! - Yes.
Number!
- One! - Two!
- Three! - Four!
- Five! - What is it?
What's wrong with you?
That's...
Five! Five! Five!
Five! Five! Five! Not "five"!
Five! That's it!
- Please, let's do it properly! - Let's do it properly!
- Let's do it seriously! - Let's do it properly!
Brother!
You're looking down on me as an enemy!
What's wrong with you?!
Right?!
Let's go out and see!
Dog!
It's not a dog!
Why do you say it's not a dog?!
You said it's not a dog!
And I'm a dog owner!
What are you saying?!
Sorry!
It's not a dog!
Why are you being such an idiot?!
Sorry! I'm being such an idiot!
You're killing me!
That!
Okay, let's go to the country.
With the National Anthem...
A! A-I-U-E-O's "A"! A! A-I-U-E-O's "A"!
Let's pick up from "A"!
"U"?!
A-I-U-E-O's...
"U"?!
U-E-O's...
"Ukrainian" ?!
"Ukrainian"?!
They don't know.
With the National Anthem...
America!
I...I... United States!
Ukraine!
No, no, no...
It's not Egypt, is it?
It's Egypt, is it?
Oh, Egypt!
Egypt!
I don't care anyway.
Even if you say it so casually.
I don't remember how to do it like that, either!
Excuse me.
Egypt!
You talk so casually!
It's your responsibility!
Shut up!
Do it properly, please!
It's a difficult world we live in now.
You know, if you clap your hands here,
you'll be sent to the Education Committee or something like that.
You can't rest or buy a ticket.
In the past, we used to use a cane and a cane.
But now we don't use a cane.
All you can do is eat candy!
Go to school!
Shut up!
Captain is also a person who says strange things.
Who is it?
Captain Parser.
You're my boss!
You guys.
I'm sorry.
Spinning against the same person.
Don't get close to Helen Nishikawa.
Let's start the green beret class.
First, let's learn how to get back on your feet.
The first thing you learn in green berets is getting back on your feet.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Listen up! - Yes.
- There's an anpan in front of you. - Yes.
- There's an an in that anpan. - Yes.
The first one to get that anpan...
...has a chance of wearing this green beret.
- Got it? - Yes.
- Now, forward. - Yes.
- Now, get ready! - Yes!
- Good! - Good!
- Good job! - Good job!
You guys are worse than the last one!
- Good! - Good!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- I give up! - I give up!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Get up! - Get up!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Show me your elbow! - Elbow!
- You're dirty! - You're dirty!
- You! - You!
You're the dirtiest, aren't you?
How are you going to explain it to your mother?
- You're so dirty. - Yes.
- Batsuya. - Yes.
Try saying "elbow" ten times.
Elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow.
- This is... - Ear.
Yes, OK.
- That's right. - End.
- Batsuya. - Yes.
- Huh? - Come here.
Yes.
Huh? It's chocolate.
- It's chocolate. - It's chocolate today.
- What is it? - It's gum, right?
- Yes, it's gum. - Gum.
- Why is it end? - It's only end.
- I tried my best. - No, no.
Later, OK?
If you eat it now, everyone will find out.
- Batsuya. - Batsuya.
- I didn't try my best at all. - OK.
OK! Let's go to the next one!
- OK! - Yes.
One week left!
- OK! Let's go! - Yes!
"Roujin" "Aite" "Nima" "Washigeri"
"Nishikawa" "Helen" "Nichikazuku na"
OK!
- Now, emergency management training! - Yes!
Even if you are wearing a green beret and you are sleeping,
you are not allowed to let your guard down even for a moment in the battlefield.
Enter the battlefield and...
- Yes. - But!
Even if the enemy comes, you should not create a state in which you can fight at any time.
- I see. - Yes.
- Then... Ah! By the way, you... - Yes.
- You... Wait a minute. - Yes.
- Please do your best. - Please do your best.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I left it here. - Yes.
- When the enemy spots me and asks for my name, I move back. - Yes.
- I'm out of here. - Please don't do it.
- Today... - Today...
- I'm sorry, but I can't. - Don't say it!
Yes, young people with interests always say "no way", "no way"
Hey!
Even if you don't do it, you say "no way", don't you?
How can you do it?
No, I'm sorry.
It's the same as your father.
Your father also talked a lot and was also bullied a lot.
The rain that falls on the battlefield is a rain of blessing.
What is the secret of water replenishment?
Water is drained in an instant.
In short, when it rains, you have to train to replenish water with all your body at once.
I'll do it from now on.
Yes, yes.
Okay, Tanaka!
Yes.
Come here.
Yes, sir.
I'll do my best.
Kitauri!
Yes.
Okay.
Come here, like this.
Yes.
Close your mouth.
Yes.
Good.
You are good at it.
Don't breathe.
You should imagine in your head.
You haven't drunk water for a month, haven't you?
Yes.
Drink.
Close your mouth again.
Good luck!
Are you sure?
Good luck!
You haven't drunk water for a month.
Good luck!
Yes! A moment of rain has fallen!
Yes!
Drink it!
[gagging]
- Right thigh.. - I can't do it at all.
- Matsumoto.. - Yes?!
- Try your best! - Good luck!
- Maybe you feel the same.. - It doesn't matter to me.
You're different.
Definitely different.
She's gone off the track.
- Get in the boat and - Okay, it's starting to rain!
Wow, that's amazing.
You're not drinking at all.
You're not drinking at all, are you?
Excuse me, I'm Kisai.
What the hell is that?
Excuse me, can you do it for me?
Sure, I'll do it for you.
You know, the one with the Shinkansen.
Can you do it for me?
That's it!
I can't drink it.
I see.
In one go?
That's it!
I see, I see.
I won't do it.
Excuse me.
Please do it for me.
I can't do it at all.
Watch me.
Do you have water?
Yes, we do.
You should have more water.
Wait a minute, captain.
Is it enough?
Excuse me, captain.
I'll do it.
Please wait a little longer.
I'll do it.
Captain, please wait a little longer.
Is it okay now?
Captain!
Captain, isn't it too fast?
Captain!
Can you do it a little longer?
Captain!
You did it.
There are many of you.
No matter how much you argue, you haven't replenished your water supply.
Even an elephant...
You...
It's okay.
The training will go on.
The strategy meeting will be held here.
What will it be about?
Come with me.
Excuse me.
You stay here.
Yes.
You stay here.
I'm not into it.
I'm not into it at all.
What?
What is it?
You stay here.
What?
You stay here.
Why?
Because you don't have hair.
Stay here!
You know...
Yes.
Everyone dies because of one carelessness.
Yes.
You know...
Yes.
A long time ago...
When I was born...
My mother...
She passed away.
I was a grandmother.
I was raised by my grandmother.
When I was in the mountains...
I found a puppy.
I felt sorry for it and took it home.
I decided to buy it.
I named it "Cherry".
When I said "Cherry", it didn't matter if it was a kilometer away or two kilometers away, but when it heard my voice, it immediately said, "Wait!"
My grandmother said, "Cherry!" "Cherry!"
"Grandma, it's not "Cherry"." "It's "Cherry"."
"I know, I know." "Cherry!" "Cherry!"
My grandmother didn't say "Cherry" even once until she died.
On the night of my grandmother's death, Tomuraigassen said that he was going to drink with some of his neighbors' relatives.
As I started drinking, Fujita-san started criticizing the Murakami family.
"What's going on with you?" He said a lot of harsh things.
Then my dad said to Fujita-san, "Hey, Fujita-san, you too..."
"Endo!" "Yes, sir!" "Endo!" "Yes, sir!"
Let's put this story together.
Yes, you.
Hey...
Make it a little more interesting.
Make it your own!
Yes, Fujita-san.
Fujita-san and the Murakami family started arguing.
"Endo!" "Yes, sir!"
Sorry about that, sir!
You've worked hard.
Three of them.
Chocolate is coming out.
It's coming out.
Let's eat!
It's coming out.
You've worked hard, but it's still coming out!
Nothing.
Do you think I'm stupid?
What is this old man doing?
Who's the old man?!
Shall we go next?
Yes!
Sir, can we go back?
Sir, are you coming?
Yes.
What will you do?
Please stand.
Yes, sir!
No!
No, please forgive me!
Please forgive me!
Please don't do it!
Sir, please!
Please follow me!
Yes, sir!
You're glad, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
Those who wear green berets and weapons must not give up until the end.
All weapons have been taken.
Right?
Someone has become a hostage.
But at that moment,
we have to save them.
Right?
Everyone,
if someone dies, it means you will die.
Yes, sir!
Your Majesty,
at that moment,
if I tell you what I will use,
this is a green beret's deadly weapon.
Please wait a moment.
Yes, sir!
Dorodango!
It's been a while!
This will be a great weapon.
Are you ready?
Yes, sir!
The setting is,
captain has,
made it.
This,
"There's a sign. This is the enemy." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "The commander is caught." "I see." "Yes." "That enemy is caught," "Everyone will add a double attack." "Yes." "And then," "Save the commander." "Yes." "Yes." "Is it okay?" "Yes." "Yes." "All right." "Yes." "Yes." "Well," "Yes." "I'll name it," "Zoro Dango Great Strategy." "Something," "Is there a good title?" "Hmm." "I've slipped perfectly now,"
"Well," "Well," "I didn't know, actually." "Zoro," "Yes?" "I don't know," "What kind of" "title would you like?" "No," "I'll go, 'Zoro Dango Great Strategy'!" "I think it's okay." "What about you all?" "Yes," "I think it's fine." "Yes, we agree." "Think it over." "No," "I'll go, 'Zoro Dango Great Strategy'," "Think it over!" "What's this?" "Strict," "Strict," "Think it over!" "Think," "about," "dango," "dango," "big strategy," "How about it?"
Pfft.
Huh?
It's my first time.
It's my first time, I'm hooked.
It's "dango", "doro dango", right?
What do you mean "doro dango"?!
Yes!
These guys, too!
They're moving like this!
Oh, I see!
Yes!
It's been a while.
Wow, it really is "doro".
Hey!
Run for it!
Yes!
Are you okay?!
I'll help you now!
Captain, I'll help you now!
Captain!
Captain! It's almost there, so hold on!
Hang in there, Captain!
Help me!
We're almost there, too!
Hold on! Hold on!
Captain! Captain!
Yes, sir.
Thank you for saving me!
Well, there's no difference in life.
Hahahahaha!
And now...
Yes?
The best player award...
...will be announced!
I'll announce it!
Yes!
Matsumoto-kun!
Oh, thank you!
Yes, sir!
Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-kun!
Yes!
And now...
...the prize...
...toto bag!
This is what my wife...
...always carries with her...
...when we go shopping...
...in a nearby supermarket.
But it's not just this...
...toto bag!
It's a toto bag of different colors!
I...
...offer you these two!
My wife, Kaori-chan...
Congratulations!
...bought me this...
...toto bag!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Alright!
And with that...
Dismissed!
Thank you!
What the fuck we doing?
I'm sorry, we didn't have a tattoo.