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Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm sure you're well-educated.
Well, you know...
Yes?
Today is New Year's Eve...
Yes?
I'm a little spaced out like this...
I don't know what you're talking about...
It's New Year's Eve...
If you take a little break, you'll be an ordinary old man, right?
Is that so?
I'm an ordinary old man...
I don't have the consciousness of being a talent...
I say "kya" when I go out...
Why do you say "kya" like an ordinary old man?
Well, well, well...
I've become a little gorilla-colored...
Why do you say "kya" like an ordinary old man?
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This year, I decided to stay in Japan.
Oh, really?
I don't like the stress of going abroad.
Oh, well, I understand...
So I thought I'd spend some time in Japan.
Oh, I see...
Like an onsen or something like that?
Well, well...
Uh...
What is it?
It was "oh-fuk-mei".
Osaka, Fukuoka, Nagoya...
Oh, it's all "foo-sok".
It's all "foo-sok".
Fukuoka...
Um... um...
What is it?
I don't know what you're talking about...
What is it?
Well, if you go there...
You don't know "foo-sok"?!
It's not "foo-sok".
It's "oh-fuk-mei".
Yes, yes...
You know, there are juniors over there.
Yes...
Local...
Yes, yes...
There's an office in Nagoya.
Yes, yes...
And when I go there to hang out...
I don't ask for anything!
Yes...
A young man goes to pick me up at the station.
Yes, yes...
And he's like "here you go"...
And we eat together and he's like "here you go"...
Yes, he's like "here you go"...
And... well...
Yes...
And... well...
The woman is like...
No, it's not that bad!
There was something like that, right?
Yes, yes...
Did you go somewhere?
No, I didn't.
To make money?
It costs money to go abroad, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
It costs money to go abroad, doesn't it?
You don't know, do you?
Yes, yes...
But when juniors come, you look like you're rich, don't you?
Yes, yes...
I can't even give you a thousand yen.
That's right.
Did you give it to them properly?
Well, now...
Yoshimoto's juniors are going crazy, aren't they?!
Yes...
If I gave them 10,000 yen each, it'd be crazy!
That's right.
Did you give it to them?
I... I did.
To whom did you give it to?
I gave it to my license.
Did you give it to them?
Did you give them your number?
No, I gave it to them at once.
Maybe you should have given it to them more...
Why should I?! It's you!
Are you worse than me?
Don't say such a stupid thing!
You're completely wrong, but...
You're the only one who can't do it.
No, it's me...
Come on, say it!
Ah!
You got something you like, didn't you?
Ha ha ha! Yes, you're right.
I like it too much.
Yes, you like it too much.
Where are you now?
Vietnam.
Ah!
Wow!
How was your father?
Ha ha ha!
Why did my father go to Vietnam?
Isn't he?
That's what we say when we say Thailand.
Oh, Vietnam is too far.
It's not something new.
It's hot, isn't it?
Is Vietnam hot?
Yes.
Is Vietnam hot?
It's hot.
Oh, is it?
Yes, it is.
Alone?
I wasn't dumped.
Why didn't you go alone?
Oh, isn't it?
Yes.
What were you crying about?
Vietnam.
No, no, no.
Some family.
No, we went to the same place in India.
Oh.
Oh, we all went to Vietnam.
Yes, yes.
I don't know much about it.
I don't know what's fun about it.
Well, well.
If you were asked if you'd go again...
No!
I'd say no.
That's right.
It was fun, though.
Once, just once.
Yes, yes.
Once you say it...
Well...
Please turn left again.
Why left?
Oh, I see.
Please turn left again.
Again!
So I was driving and I thought "This guy loves high speed!"
No, you are too honest.
It was funny that it was getting sunny, so I thought "I should drive!"
Oh, I see.
Because I've driven about three times.
I see.
I was thinking "How can I settle this guy?"
Well, you should drive.
I was thinking "I should drive!", and I was driving at high speed.
Oh, you were driving.
And I thought "Is he crazy?"
I see.
I was thinking "Is he very smart or very stupid?"
I was thinking "I should drive!", and I drove on Takagichi.
I was driving at high speed.
When I was driving at high speed, I was arriving at my destination every time I turned around.
It's high speed! It's downhill! Downhill!
Downhill!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm a friend of your father.
Shut up!
What's going on?
That happens a lot, doesn't it, Navi?
No, no, no!
The driver said "thank you for driving"
I can't rest! I can't rest!
Because it's high speed!
And if I let go of the handle, I'll die!
That happens a lot, doesn't it, Navi?
On high speed?
Where in the world do you set high speed as your destination?!
You scared me!
No, I wasn't scared...
And then the fog came and I got off...
And then I made a U-turn...
And then I realized what I had done earlier...
And then I said "oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and I was 20 minutes late...
And I looked up...
And I was like "this is where I was earlier"
No, I...
That's it, that's it! I was up there!
I was up there and I said "thank you for driving"
That's it, that's it...
It can't be helped...
In short, it's under high speed, isn't it?
The second line of Roppongi...
But you should know that!
You should know that!
No, no...
Who in the world sets high speed above the intersection of the second line of Roppongi?!
That's true, but...
You know where Roppongi is, don't you?!
No, I don't know!
But I don't know if it's this way or that way in Roppongi, and...
If you say it casually like that, it'll work!
If you think about it, you know it's weird, right?!
You can just ignore it and say it, right or left, you know?!
Hey, can you give me 700 yen?
Why?!
I don't have that kind of thing, it doesn't make sense for me to have 700 yen!
You don't know?!
Give it to me, you!
Why?!
Don't say you don't have 700 yen!
What's with you?!
You know, I don't have that kind of thing...
It's because you're too honest.
I'm so angry...
Come on, we're 20 minutes late...
Right?!
I don't even feel like apologizing!
No, no, no...
I don't know about that...
I'm so angry!
Well, well...
It can't be helped.
I'm so angry...
That was the first thing that happened.
That was the first thing that happened...
The rules are strictly followed by Matsumoto-san.
That's right...
What happens when you drink bojorenuubo before it's banned?
It's terribly sour.
I can't even put my mouth to it.
Even as soon as you take off the cork...
The cork...
Even the bojorenuubo bottle...
Even the wine glass...
I'll ask Matsumatsu-san, who has lived a man's life at least once in his life.
That's right. He's been called "a man of four".
I've heard only three times in your life that you can cry.
At what point in your life is it okay for you to cry?
That's right...
It's about time for a man to cry.
Yes.
What do you mean by "at what point in your life is it okay for you to cry"?
That's right...
Well...
The time when I cry the most is...
When I was hit by a mini-wagon.
(Laughs)
Are you stupid?
What should I do?
(Laughs)
If it's a mini-wagon...
A mini-wagon...
If it's a mini-carriage, you can't send it to a hospital.
But it depends on your speed.
It's about time for me to cry.
"At what point in your life is it okay for you to cry"?
(Laughs)
It's about time for me to cry.
No, no, no.
It's okay for you to cry.
Oh...
You can't move for a while.
Even so...
You can't move.
(Laughs)
You can't move.
It doesn't matter where you're hit.
I don't think you'll get hit.
That's true.
I'm telling you to wait for me!
(Laughs)
Why?
Before that...
Oh, someone...
Yoshii, wait for me!
Huh?
Yoshii, wait for me!
(Laughs)
Yoshii, wait for me!
Yoshii, I want one too!
What are you doing?
(Laughs)
Did you ask for something?
Yoshi, I want one too!
(Laughs)
Hey, there was a wall!
(Laughs)
At this point...
I'm really crying.
(Laughs)
Well, it's okay.
Two more times.
Two more times, right?
Yes.
The second time...
Yes.
It's when you see such friends.
(Laughs)
I can't help but cry!
He was so excited about Yoshie waiting for him,
but now he's crying like this. (Laughs)
He was so excited about Yoshie waiting for him,
but now he's crying like this. (Laughs)
But Yoshie didn't notice it.
Ah! Yoshie didn't notice it!
He's going to buy another one.
Why do you say that?!
It hurts me, and when I see it...
(Laughs)
This is tough!
(Laughs)
This is tough!
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly! (Laughs)
That's related.
Those two seem to be related.
And one more.
What do you mean?
(Laughs)
Without that situation, you can't cry, right?
You can't.
What about the other one?
The other one is...
Eh?
(Laughs)
So you can't cry unless you get hit by someone driving a car, right?
(Laughs)
The other one is when you see an old man driving a car and you're surprised how depressed you are.
(Laughs)
I can't believe you're so depressed!
(Laughs)
Huh? You can't do that?
(Laughs)
Well, it's fine. Do it twice.
Twice?
Do it twice.
(Laughs)
Well...
Can I do it twice?
Eh? Can't you do it twice?
Can I do it twice?
Can I do it for the third time?
(Laughs)
That's surprisingly normal.
You can't do it for the first and second times.
Can you do it for the third time?
But...
Can you do it for the second time?
It's fine if you do it for the second time.
No, but...
In the end, you might be depressed before you get pulled into a car.
No, I don't know about that.
But if you're going to cry twice in that situation, that's fine, right?
If you bring depression there, it'll be complicated.
(Laughs)
Then, shall we do it four times?
No, why?
Then, do we have to do it again?
Let's pin it with depression.
I don't know about pinning it.
Let's pin it with depression.
Pin it with what?
Let's pin it with depression.
You're making it worse.
Let's pin it with depression.
It's fine if it's just depression, right?
Let's just do it with cars.
It's fine if it's just cars, right?
It's fine if it's just depression, right?
Let's just make it two times.
Let's do it like this.
Let's just do it like this.
Do you know the story of monkeys that became tools for human beings?
Do you know about the moment of monkey's first laughter in the world?
Well, of course I know about it.
Oh, you know about it?
Yes.
Oh, you know about it?
It's a story from thousands of years ago.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the first time a monkey laughed, isn't it?
No, it's not about monkeys laughing.
It's about the moment of monkey's first laughter in the world.
Oh, it's about monkeys.
It's about monkeys.
It's about monkeys getting down from trees for the first time, and when they step on the poop...
Everyone laughed.
Yes, everyone laughed.
He stepped on the poop!
He's walking, but he stepped on the poop!
That's the first one.
It's the first one.
It stinks, it stinks!
It's really...
It's that story from thousands of years ago.
If it's a reunion party, we'll talk about stepping on poop.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Again with that story!
He sees through every opponent's weaknesses and doesn't dare to attack them.
Matsumatsu-san, who is in his middle school years.
That's right, middle school years.
Yes.
I heard that Superman...
I heard that Superman has a surprisingly weak weakness compared to ordinary people.
Could you tell us about that weakness in secret?
Well, it's pretty hard to say it in secret on TV...
But especially on popular shows...
This guy is stupid!
If I may say so...
Yes.
If you look at it like that...
It's exactly the opposite.
What do you mean?
It's exactly the same!
That's not true!
So that we don't get caught out, it says "s" on the other side.
He's a do-m.
What do you mean?
First of all, when he transforms, he's a do-m.
What do you mean?
He might be looking at the phone box.
He takes out his stuff.
His stuff?
What do you mean "his stuff"?
It's amazing whether he's looking at it or not!
Isn't he excited?
He's really excited!
He might be looking at his nipples.
Even though I'm supposed to protect him,
what am I doing with my nipples out here?!
I'm not putting my nipples out!
Even if I'm excited...
But why am I getting excited here?!
Is it because of me?!
I can't do it!
That's a terrible "m".
But you can't tell if it's a "m" just by that.
On the contrary, you can tell.
"m"s can behave like "s".
But that's actually "m"s reverse.
Sometimes I'm asked "is it "s"?".
Sometimes it behaves like that.
That's "m"s...
Um, I'll talk about this quietly.
I can tell if it's "s" or "m".
"Kyutaro the Ghost" is "s".
It's "s"!
Why?!
First of all, his hairstyle.
It's "m".
It's not like that.
Why?!
It's "m".
It's not "m" or "s" if it's "m"!
It's completely "m".
Kamen Rider is also "m".
Which one is "kamen rider"?
"kamen rider" is "s" and "kamen rider" is "m".
I can't tell the difference.
It's "m".
I know it.
I've been watching it on DVD.
What?
"kamen rider".
Oh, yes.
His transformation is getting better and better.
Oh, I see.
Try "kamen rider" transformation.
"kamen rider" transformation.
See?
It's completely different from the beginning.
It's getting worse and worse.
No way!
That's right.
The first "kamen rider" transformation...
It's really like that.
How many "kamen rider" transformations have you done?
The first one...
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who is investing 100 million yen in the Shinagawa Aquarium.
Well, it's not that big of a deal, you know!
There are eight octopuses and ten squid legs.
But what difference do they make?
This is a good story.
No, seriously!
This is a really moving story.
Oh, is it?
Yes.
Go ahead.
There are eight octopuses, right?
And ten squid legs, right?
Yes.
This will lead to human peace.
No, no, it's fine. Go ahead.
If you feed one squid...
...you get nine octopuses.
Don't cry!
Don't cry.
But don't you think it's a good story?
It's not a good story!
It's a story about feeding a squid!
So, you know...
...if you try a little harder than others...
...oh, you work hard!
But what if you get bullied or something like that?
What if you work twice as hard?
I'll give you half of what I made.
Then you'll all get sick.
It's a great story, isn't it?
So it's an octopus and squid story.
Let's do it from now on.
What do you mean?
Let's do it.
Let's make a book.
It's an octopus and squid story.
It's easy to explain, but...
So you can give it up.
A little income is better than me, so I can't do it.
If you work harder and give me half of what I made, you'll all get sick.
It's a great story, isn't it?
You could have made it a nine, right?
Why did you make it a ten?
Maybe you're right.
You could have made it a seven.
But why did you make it an eight?
What is this Japanese difference?
I want you to think about it more.
If you have time to say what a woman's income is like...
I don't think about it.
I don't say that.
If you have time to say what kind of cup it is...
I don't say that.
Ten or eight...
If you say that you eat three times as much as you eat...
Who says that?
I want you to think about it more.
I don't care about that.
What do you mean you don't care about it?
Ten or eight...
I don't care about it.
What?
You'll eat it anyway, won't you?
What do you mean?
Ten or eight...
You'll eat it anyway, won't you?
What will you eat?
Octopus and stuff.
How will you eat it?
Sashimi or whatever.
Sashimi?
You're good!
It's not?
No, it's not.
Then you're telling me a good story, you idiot!
Are you stupid? Are you a lump of poop?!
You're totally dead!
You're telling me a really good story!
A good story, you say?!
We're all equal.
No, that's a good one! That's a good one!
So let's work hard...
Let's work hard and become ten, okay?
Yeah, let's work hard and become ten.
Don't throw away things that don't even have a name in your pocket!
Don't throw away things you love!
Don't show things that don't even have a name in your pocket!
What color is it?!
And why is it even made?!
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