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[1st Stage]
What's this?
What's going on?
It's like a rehearsal.
[2nd Stage]
Music, start!
Fujiwara, how many hours ago did you come in?
[3rd Stage]
This is fun!
It's not "koriki" but it does say "koriki"
I see...
The teacher who taught me choreography is having a hard time
Merry Christmas!
This year too, it's almost over
Today, we'll show you the 2005 "Gaki no Tsukai" funny VTR best 10
What's with you? Are you mad?
I'm not mad
Ah...
This year, I've been elected to the board of directors for 8 consecutive years
8 years?!
I'm the downtown manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi
Also known as "Fujiwara Koriki"
He's totally mad
He's not mad
Hmm...
What could it be?
This is the most important part of this round
Let's leave this tough talk for now
You're messing with me
There were many good things
Downtown-san's DVD for this show has surpassed 1.5 million copies
That's an unbelievable number for a DVD
Fujiwara...
That's a good reaction
There aren't many people who react like this on a day like this
Today, we have 4 members
The best members
You're "New Face", right?
What are you doing there?!
Aren't you a bit old for this?
Help me!
Someone stop this bus!
This show has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Hug Me
Yukkuri Medley
"Hana Game Specialist" and "Hosshan" said that if it's sold in supermarkets, you can usually pass it through your nose, and challenged the unknown possibility of this project.
If you cut here...
Oh, I see.
Here...
This is a success, right?
This is fun, right?
This is awesome.
Look at this! Look at this!
Wow, amazing.
Look at this!
Huh? You're kidding, right?
Yamaramu
In the special special edition that makes you reminisce about the Showa era, this is where the monster Yamaramu and the suddenly-giant Dynamite Shikoku fought.
Yamaramu, stop it! Yamaramu has no good or bad intentions!
Now, Yamaramu, it's bedtime!
You came all the way here, didn't you?
Yes.
I see...
I was working with Connor, but what was that?
What's wrong?
Yamaramu...
Yes, Yamaramu...
Huh?
Are you really going back?
Yamaramu suddenly became quiet!
What in the world happened?!
Yamaramu...
Goodbye...
Don't say it.
Like this... I'll do my best.
Once a year, a big event - celebrity fishing competition!
This year too, a luxurious guest has gathered in Kawaguchi!
Aiming for a huge black bass, they've opened up a serious competition!
This time, Eguchi-san couldn't participate due to work reasons.
We look forward to seeing you next year!
Friendship is like a pine tree!
This is my fourth year.
That's a lot.
If you think about it like that.
I've seen this before.
It smells good.
Really?
Hamada, the kid's servant, brings in the members and forms a heavy metal band.
I'm going to eat you up!
And as practice goes by, Souseiki starts showing off his muscles.
What are you doing?
It's a little too much, isn't it?
Souseiki...
What is this?
I'm going to eat you up!
This is terrible.
This is terrible!
This isn't good at all!
This is terrible!
- No, no, no, no. - You've been fooled!
You've fallen for a huge sausage.
I almost pulled it out of you.
You're stupid.
Very stupid.
I love it when people fall for me and get sad.
I'm laughing with my whole family.
[Matsumoto's prediction]
Can I take off my bracelet?
[Matsumoto's prediction]
Enemy hit rate 100%, odor 0%.
Miracle's bracelet fortune teller, Picadilly Umeda,
is threatening his members with a threatening prediction.
Matsumoto's prediction is that
if he doesn't get married within the year, he'll die.
The studio is filled with tension.
In order to avoid this, what advice did Picadilly Umeda send?
Hamada's prediction is divorce.
To prevent that, he tells his wife that he loves her once a day.
This line, which has now become a saying of Endo,
I was born from here.
Chiaki, I love you.
Endo.
Every now and then, Itao appears on the program and demands money, but this time he came to sell the format of the quiz program.
Now, this week has started again. Itao and his wife's quiz, "It's G, It's G".
Now, "It's G, It's G" dance has started.
Everyone, please stand up.
Now, Yamazaki-san, please say "safety, safety" here.
safety, safety
Now, Yamazaki-san, "safety, safety"!
Now, it has been completely locked.
Excuse me.
Yes, excuse me.
Now, for some reason, his assistant's wife won.
She has been asking for prize money and the format of the program.
Are you going home, ma'am?
I didn't have that idea.
Are you going home, ma'am?
While playing party games in the bus, they go all over the city.
However, the loser of the game has to kiss the woman he is waiting for and the situation he has decided.
That woman is...
The first one is Abeko Kochoran.
Will the loser be...
Nooooooo!
What the hell is that?
It's raining!
There it is!
Look at the size of his face!
The next Madonnas are Mahada Headquarters and Tsubaki Ships.
Other than Matsumoto, 6 people have resumed the game.
The next loser is...
Magi! Shinji!
It's me!
Wow, this is crazy.
This is the most difficult one.
Wow, this is really...
I want to do this.
This is...
I only look like a salaryman.
I've been doing this for 10 years!
In the last game, "Kokon Tozai",
Tanaka's kiss is decided!
Wait and see!
The last Madonna is...
Madonna! Madonna!
Wow!
Now!
Look at her fierce face!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
There she is! There she is!
Wow!
There she is! There she is!
Wow!
It's awkward!
Wow!
She's different from here, isn't she?
She's different.
This is a different angle now.
Yes, it is.
Look at that!
She's a celebrity we created!
She is!
It must've been hard for you two!
It's amazing, isn't it?
The truth will be told from now on.
Hug Me
The third place goes to the young man, Yoshi-kun, who is a big fan of "Gaki no Tsukai" and has been locked up in his room.
We all went to encourage him with this project.
"Murayama Toinichi" is also appointed as Prime Minister of Japan.
Yoshi-kun, we all voted for you.
Isn't that bad for you?
Hey, is he a criminal?
No, he's not.
What?
Gaki no Tsukai
This was not possible, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It's Eigo's turn!
It's his joint!
(Laughter)
What's up with you?
What's up with you?!
(Laughter)
That's what I said!
(Laughter)
Whoa!
Suddenly, Suga, chief producer, appears in the form of Western police Daimon.
"One person won't be enough," he said.
Decide other members in the game.
Yes, sir.
(Bell rings)
Talents and staff challenge various games.
One person and another person are taken away.
Finally, five people of Western police are decided.
(Music)
Nakamura is angry.
Yes.
Hold my right hand.
(Laughter)
I see, I see
In the end, it was quite obvious, wasn't it?
It was quite obvious, wasn't it?
The two of you
You were in that black spot
It was a little
It was a little, but still
But are you still in first place?
I'm not sure about that
What's in first place?
I don't know what's in first place
Ah, I see!
I see!
Well, it's over, it's over
Wait a minute!
Who did you lose to?
You!
Who did you lose to?
You!
Who did you lose to?
Idiot
This is...
Yaman-chan is laughing over here!
Who did you lose to, Endo-san?
I'll laugh and dance
Endo-san, you've grown so much
You can't even kick, can you?
I've always been behind Endo-san
And...
I've only stretched out my legs, so I think I'm probably kicking
Hmm...
Excuse me for a moment
Yes!
That's not it, is it?
Enzo-san said it quite a lot.
No, no.
To be honest, you said it quite a lot.
Enzo-san.
Enzo?
You bad bastard!
Here, Matsumoto will find out young people's attitude and decisive information!
Hamada is also on standby for the operation.
Finally, the prank also suddenly goes home.
Yes.
Good morning.
I don't know how to say it, but...
What is it?
Don't look down on me like that.
No, no.
It's like...
It feels like you shouldn't look down on me like that.
Then I'll go.
No, it's okay.
I think he thinks it's me.
Why is that?
Kohori is there, isn't she?
For some reason, she admits that she is the culprit...
As she continues to Hamada's dressing room...
Kohori takes a heavy step forward.
At the climax of the prank...
What did Hamada show her?
Excuse me.
Kohori!
Who's there?
Shut up!
It's a prank.
Really?
It's a prank.
Don't be angry.
If I'm angry...
I'll hit you.
Next...
He brings out a football ball that doesn't know anything about.
Could it be...
I was born...
What's up, Iwao?
Iwao, what's up?
Poison...
In the end, Hamada himself hits the dressing room where the other three are staying.
You guys are mean!
Take it!
It's useless.
You guys look so different now!
What's up?
What's up, Goto?
You guys look so different now!
In addition, they prank the late Karateka again.
This time, all five of them, including the young ones, will be pranked and Matsumoto will be cut off.
And as planned, Hamada starts a riot by provoking the priest.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
You guys are all running away!
Shut up!
Stop it!
You can't do anything about it!
I'm tired of this.
I'll get you to cut me off!
In the same order as before, they gradually drive Karateka into the abyss of fear.
Yabe is knocked down and his knees are twisted.
The pranksters applaud Yabe's fall.
And finally, Yabe goes to Matsumoto's dressing room for an apology.
Could it be...
Yabe!
Ha ha ha ha!
At last, Matsumoto hits Irie, who doesn't know anything.
Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
Don't hit me!
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't hit me!
Irie is cute.
Irie looks like a strawberry.
What's wrong?
I was really scared!
Who were you again?
Aoie!
Don't hit me!
I see.
This is really funny.
It's funny.
Yes, it is.
Well, the image of a downturn is really bad.
I'm so scared!
Kokoriko is just being tied up normally.
It's funny, isn't it?
I was asking during the meeting.
Maybe I should say it a little more.
If I say it a little more and interrupt, people might find out.
I thought it was okay.
But it wasn't a little bit!
It was really painful.
When I did it, everyone hit me.
That's right!
I didn't hit you at all!
It was really painful!
Well, we will say goodbye while you watch this.
Yes.
Well, everyone, happy new year!
Yes!
Thank you!