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On the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", where will Chiki-Chiki rush in?!
Let's learn a lot from our senior entertainers!
Just by listening to the title, we don't know.
It might be a little hard to understand.
Today, I think we should learn a lot from our senior entertainers.
Thank you!
Today, we have a respected senior entertainer with us.
He's doing an interview right now.
And we'll do a little bit of unnecessary things, but...
We want you to rush in with perfect timing and perfect phrases!
This will be very useful!
Who is it?
Especially, well...
Today, we have a respected senior entertainer with us.
You didn't say it!
Can you take a look at this?
Can we take a look?
Yes!
Can we take a look?
What are you learning?
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
I don't know what you think of it, but we'll say it!
It's a funny story!
Shouhei and I have been apart for six months!
What?!
You two have been apart for six months?
Yes!
I'm glad you said it!
No, no!
You can't underestimate these six months!
Really?!
These six months have been amazing for me!
He's a senior entertainer!
As a disciple of Shoufukutei Tsurube and an entertainer,
Shouhei has supported the comedy world for 25 years!
What kind of jokes will he come up with with perfect timing and phrases?!
I don't know why it's called "funny", but...
It's not a corner for making fun of people!
There are two "funny"s in it!
It's a joke!
There are two "funny"s in it!
It's a joke!
If you say it in a bar, it's a laughing joke!
First of all, let's hear about your childhood.
Shouhei, what kind of child were you?
I didn't study at all.
I didn't read or listen to my teacher during my school days.
At first, I didn't know what he was saying.
Can you do it for me?
Compared to the younger generation, young consumers are especially...
Well, I was born with this face, so I'm grateful for it.
So, well, for now...
Well, I guess you can laugh at me.
That's right.
That's what happened.
Well, the university is...
Yes.
Osaka Arts University, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's right.
Well, did you decide to go to that university?
Is there a specific reason for that?
Well, it's a long story, but...
I had a longing for acting.
So, well...
I went to a film and acting school when I was young.
Well, you know...
That...
School.
I wanted to go.
I showed it to him.
And then...
As I said before, I didn't study because I didn't have any good grades.
And now...
Is it amazing?
It's amazing.
It's amazing!
Isn't it at this time of day?
Everyday.
Isn't it like this?
I don't know.
I can't see it with both eyes.
I put my hand in like this.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Will the old man next door do it for you?
No, no, no.
What?
I can't do it for you.
You say that right away.
You know, you know.
Do you have ice or something?
Ah, ice.
Ice, right.
Ice.
On your back.
Ah, I see.
Eh? Is it that tough?
Ice on the back is pretty tough.
I thought there might not be anything like that.
Yes.
Well, in a way...
If you say the cause of your mental limitations...
It's probably...
Mr. Tsurube.
Ah, of course.
That's right.
That's before I graduated college.
That's right.
And then...
Eh...
Well...
Mr. Ushimi does the radio.
Yes.
I listened to the radio and...
How do you say it?
It moved me.
Young people often ask me what message I want to convey.
And in response to that message...
Ah...
It's like...
It's amazing.
It moved me.
So I thought...
If I could do that kind of TV and radio work...
Ah...
That's why you came all the way to Chiba.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
In that case...
Eh...
When you became a disciple...
Yes.
Were there any episodes or memories?
Well...
Um...
As a memory...
Mr. Ushimi...
Um...
Like a friend...
Um...
He treated me like a disciple.
Um...
Like a little brother and little brother...
Amazing.
Um... Like a little brother and little brother...
Amazing.
My hand hurts.
Oh, you're right.
I can't move my hand.
This is weird.
I can't do it.
It was a segment called "Consumer Time".
They even gave me a name.
So I asked them to remember the name.
I asked them to remember the name.
Um...
You're happy, right?
Um...
I'm glad you remember it like this.
You used it, man.
Yeah, I did.
No, no.
Well, then...
I'm sorry.
Oh, this is good.
I did it all of a sudden.
Well, I think it's good.
It's important to have a live performance or an ad-lib.
But in Tokyo, you need to have both first and second place.
I agree.
In that sense, being an entertainer in Osaka alone is a man's dream.
I don't get it at all.
That's it.
You've been an entertainer for 26 years.
Do you have any tips for staying in the entertainment world for a long time?
Well...
I think beauty and sex are weak points.
30 points.
Well...
I have something like that.
So...
Well...
I don't know.
Here it comes!
Am I Mrs. Emmanuelle?!
This is...
Thank you!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
Thank you!
That's where we were just now.
I see!
Thank you for the explanation!
It was a great learning experience!
Thank you!
It was like a song...
Like a song?
I see!
Like a song!
Like a song we say in church terms.
Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
That was wonderful!
I'm sorry, but during the interview...
It's like a comedy!
It seems like it will continue.
Yes!
Yes.
Will it continue?
Thank you for teaching us.
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you for teaching us!
Thank you!
Will it continue?
With that, we will return to our topic.
How do young comedians...
They are amazing, they are powerful!
Yeah, powerful.
Oh, this is...
I can't leave it to you two.
I can't leave it to you two anymore!
That's right.
This is...
He likes you guys.
Oh, he likes us.
It's like inviting an old man...
Wait a minute...
Yeah!
Like this and...
That's right.
Earlier, you said you liked us...
Yes.
Maybe it's youth.
Well, it's a difficult story, but...
Well, from now on, you're going to move forward in your life.
Do you have anything in mind?
Oh, I see.
Do you have anything in mind?
You have something in mind, don't you?
Talk to me.
Hello, everyone!
You know...
It's your wife's birthday.
It's my birthday!
I'm not weak against people.
It's people!
This is...
I'll give it back!
I'm not weak against people.
Maybe you can feel something in me.
Learn from him.
I'm still tired.
I'm done.
Ladies and gentlemen...
This is...
I'm done.
I've confessed my love to you many times.
You know it.
But I'm not in a good condition.
It can't be helped. Tell me about it.
About two weeks ago...
I became an Iboji.
To tell you the truth...
What happened?
You've never been an Iboji!
I'm not an Iboji.
Well, you know...
I'm Jiro now.
"Ji" means "Ji Downtown" in Japanese.
"J" is different from "J" of "Arogi" in Japanese.
"Doubleji" means "Doubleji" in Japanese.
You know...
Iboji is hard to choose.
The biggest Iboji is...
"Golden Retriever" in Japan.
When you look in the mirror...
Do you see "Golden Retriever" inside of you?
You'll know it when you see it.
You'll know it before you know it.
I used to be an Iboji.
I used to be over 20 years old.
I used to ride my bike for 2 or 3 days in Nanko.
And I got better.
But then...
I got in trouble.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't come and go like this.
So I had to find a hospital.
I see.
And...
"Ji" is different from "Arogi" in Japanese.
There was a doctor in Aoyama.
I went to see him.
But I got worse and worse.
It was really bad.
If it had been a little later...
I would have been "Jiro".
If I had been "Jiro"...
It would have been the worst!
Shut up!
I would have been "Jiro" for years.
You should have been "Thieves".
"Thieves"? It's easier now.
"Thieves"?!
Then why do you still carry that mat?
Don't you feel it?
What do you mean?
I don't feel it.
When I get tired, I lie down.
So I can't sit hard.
Why?
I've said it many times...
"Iboji" is...
You can do it, right?
That's right.
You can't just cut it off.
"Jiro" is...
Listen to me.
There is a gate.
The "butterfly" is connected.
"Chokucho" is like...
In the middle of it, you can make a tunnel.
If you do "Bod"
The "colon" will come out of the gate.
But the "colon muscle" will escape through the tunnel.
Isn't "tabway" good?
Well, I guess.
But it will escape.
Will it be stopped?
It will escape, right?
Only the part where the "muscle" comes out will swell up.
So, for example, if you have a severe sore throat, it will swell up like this.
Oh, it will flow away?
Yes.
In the past, you couldn't remove all of this "meat" and you couldn't get an operation.
Oh, that road...
From here, the tunnel is made up to here.
Yes, yes, yes...
"Colonus" will escape here and it will swell up like this!
Yes!
In the past, you couldn't remove all of this "meat"!
No, you couldn't remove all of this "meat"! It's like a mysterious "small bag"
Oh, I got hit.
I don't know about this.
The part where "muscle" comes out is still...
How do you say it?
I see.
It's simple and it's still okay.
Well...
For me, it's around here.
It's around here, right?
Yes.
Sometimes, I get tired and sit in a hard place.
I can't walk anymore.
Well, it was really hard for me too.
When I was doing a drama, I had to say "Seiyo, Yuu" and get out of the frame.
You're an old man.
Get out of here!
What's with you?
Get out of here!
I can't walk anymore!
It's really hard for you.
"Muscle" comes out of the sea, right?
I can skip it.
It hasn't been sunny for many years.
I still have it, though.
You still have "horn" with you?
I still have "horn" with me.
A lot of people have "horns" with them.
Yes, yes, yes!
The doctor is a famous doctor.
If you compare it with a baseball, "Music" and "Shi" are the same.
Wow!
After I got in the car...
What does it mean?
I still feel fine.
It's not "out" yet.
I don't know how many times.
I don't know if it's "fitter" or "batter" yet.
I don't know how many "dots" I have yet.
I'm convinced.
Wow!
I don't know what it means.
Yesterday and the day before yesterday, I went there again.
I see.
Mr. Matsumoto, I didn't fix it.
Mr. Matsumoto, you did it!
You are "Batsui" and I am "Director"!
Oh...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, you know, I want to get rid of my stress.
I see.
I want you to do something so that I don't feel stressed.
What do you mean?
I'm sure you've experienced this once in a while.
A couple came the other day.
They're a couple.
They're looking at each other from a distance.
A couple?
Yes, it's an ABEC.
That's old. That's old.
They're looking at each other.
Excuse me, can you shake my hand?
There are more men than women.
Men are more likely to come.
And you say, "Oh, sure."
And you do this, right?
Then...
You do it, too!
Then a woman says, "I don't care."
I don't care.
Why not?!
Do it!
I really don't care.
What do you want me to do?!
I don't care.
Why don't you do it?!
Do it!
Shut up!
Why don't you do it?!
You're weird.
Get out of my face!
I feel like I'm being abused.
I haven't confessed yet, but I've been abused so many times.
What am I supposed to do?!
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Do it!
What's going on?
No, no, I want you to do it!
Then, then, in the end, a woman came to me.
Okay, then!
And said...
What are you doing?!
You really hate me, don't you?!
I don't like you at all!
What's with you?!
And after the couple said that, I couldn't move at all.
And then, Iboji started to feel sick, too.
What's wrong with you?!
You have a lot of instruments, don't you?
Hey! Give me some! Hurry up!
While hugging me like this, I was completely asleep.
And my mother was like this...
And like this...
I couldn't move at all!
I'm so glad!
She said.
I'm so glad you did that!
She said.
I don't know.
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who regularly climbs Mount Fuji and communicates with all the aliens in the universe.
Actually, there are aliens in my class.
But I'm the only one who notices it.
What should I do? Please tell me.
This is something I should say in class, in front of everyone.
Because it's despicable!
Even though I'm an alien, I can't forgive myself for pretending to be an earthman.
I see, I see.
Yes. Because I used to be a wind turbine committee member.
What should you do? Then, what should you say in front of everyone?
I think Takeshita-kun is unfair!
He's an alien!
I'm not mad anymore.
I'm a flexible human being.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm already...
BAH!
Please make me angry.
Please.
During class...
I can't stand it anymore!
Yeah.
Stand up and...
BAH!
Please do it like that.
Like you can't drop a mechanical pencil.
What's that?
Because it's sharp!
Oh, I see.
You can't drop a mechanical pencil.
I know, I know.
So, while you're making the sound, please do it like you can't say it.
That's...
And... BAH!
It's a secret!
It's a rule.
What's a secret?
You can't say it, right?
So...
It's a secret!
That's dirty.
You can't say it.
Oh, you can't say it?
Oh...
You can't say "it's a secret" like that!
I know, I know, I know!
If you make that face, you can't do it!
Take him away, take him away!
First you say "it's a secret", and...
Then you say "what's a secret?"
You think so, right?
It's a rule.
What's a secret?
I think so, but...
Not everyone thinks like that.
It's a secret.
Oh, that's bad, right?
But, but...
Oh, that's bad, that's bad.
When you say it, I think...
It's a vehicle.
Huh? Huh?
Is it a vehicle?
I think like that.
You said "it's a vehicle", didn't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's a secret?
Why is it a vehicle?
With full body tights.
I think it's like that.
Sh...
Who are you?
I'm a class representative...
Are you a girl?
I'm a class representative...
I'm a class representative... Madoka Shiratori.
Bang!
I think it's a vehicle!
Like a teleportation.
Cosmos! Cosmos! Cosmos! Cosmos!
Umm...
I'm starting to sweat.