AISubs v3.4
Ah...
Tanaka, I'm jealous of you.
Is that so?
I said "Ah", not you.
Tanaka, I heard you only eat eggs.
Why?
It's a golden legend.
You guys, give it to me!
We'll do it again.
That's right.
No way!
No, we'll do it more and more.
We'll get out of this situation.
Seriously?
No, no, no.
Don't say you won't do it.
We'll do it.
We'll do our best.
I don't know about you, but...
What's that?
Yes?
Let me see it.
That's amazing!
That's amazing.
What is it?
It says "8LDK".
8LDK.
With a basket?
Yes, with a basket.
In the third year of junior high school...
Yes.
The rent is 120,000 yen.
What?!
Isn't it cheap?
Cheap!
It says "Welcome, entertainers".
"Welcome, entertainers".
It even states that you work as a kid's servant.
That's amazing!
It really fits me!
Kaufmann was still Yoshihya!
It fits you!
You can place it in Rumine, Yoshimoto.
You're the only one like me!
This is what I placed to my post at home today.
Seriously?!
Have a look.
When you come in after work today...
You can put it in like this.
Really? I want to go see it
You want to go see it?
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I think this is it, but...
Is this it?
It's this big?
This is it!
It's huge!
It's a mansion!
Wait a minute!
This is it! This is it for sure!
Really?
I'm going to decide! I'm going to decide!
This is it!
Yes!
But I'm so excited!
I'm surprised!
What is it?
He's holding a key!
What is it?
Um...
Thank you for asking!
This is Mr. Yamaramu Fudo's...
Mr. Yamaramu Fudo?!
Yes!
I just saw it. It says Mr. Yamaramu Fudo.
Yes!
Mr. Yamaramu Fudo...
No, I have something to show you.
What is it?
It's about Mr. Yamaramu Fudo.
Yes!
This morning, I went into his house and saw this paper.
I thought it was a nice property.
Today, I would like to introduce you to a wonderful property.
Suddenly, Mr. Fudo and Mr. Yamaramu Fudo appear.
The four of them are confused, but they will still be guided by the emperor.
I really like the exterior of this house.
Is that so?
Suddenly, it's like this...
It's like this...
After all, it's a way for an entertainer to live.
Yes.
It's strange.
I'm not tired.
I'm not interested in it.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
After all, the entrance is ...
Yes.
The place where good people live is said to have a good entrance.
Oh, it's amazing.
Yes.
Is it wide inside?
Please come in.
Is it really wide?
Wow.
But it's well made.
Yes, it's amazing.
It's said that it's hard to say that it's wide.
I don't like it.
Isn't it so?
I'm not interested in it at all.
I'm always hated.
What is it?
When I talk about it, I feel like it.
Please come in.
Everyone, please come in.
What is this?
Look at this.
Yes.
Wow, there is a fireplace.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's a 20 story living room.
Here you and your family can relax.
Yes.
If possible, it would be better if it was a little wider.
Yes, yes.
It would probably be like taking up a room.
Yes, yes.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Isn't 20 stories too small for you?
It's a little too small for me.
It's 20 stories for an entertainer like you to live in.
It's too small.
20 stories is too small.
IT'S TOO SMALL!
20 stories is too big!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Is it big?
No, but normally...
If you think about it, it's wide.
No, normally...
If you think about it...
I understand, I understand.
But it is where you live.
Is 20 stories too small for you?
20 stories is too small for me.
IT'S TOO SMALL!
20 STORIES IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO LIVE IN!
I'm sorry.
Yamaramu is angry at Yamaramu's careless statement.
Yamaramu manages to regain his sanity and goes to the next room.
Wow, this kitchen is amazing!
It's spacious!
This will improve your cooking skills!
It's free of charge.
Please eat in this order!
Look at this!
Wow!
Everything is controlled here.
It's free of charge.
Wow!
Moreover, this monitor is brand new.
So, Mr. Hamada, I'm sorry, but could you go back to the entrance and turn this on for me?
This is quite a long...
...slogan, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Could you say it for me?
Are you serious?!
Could you say it for me?
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, Mr. Hamada.
I'd like to take a good look at the security.
Wow!
Look at this!
It looks like a vanguard trainer!
You're right!
Who is this?
What is this?
Who is this, Mr. Hamada?
This is Mr. Hamada!
Look at this cursed lip!
Could you say something with this?
Yes, who is this?
This is Mr. Hamada.
Wow! Look at this!
Wow!
Excuse me, Mr. Hamada.
Could you say something with this?
You can turn it off.
This is just a monitor, so you don't need to do anything.
Ah, I see.
You can just press this and it'll turn on.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Ah, I see.
Thank goodness...
He was told off for saying the pun.
Ah, really?
But it was funny.
It was funny.
It was amazing.
I'm a fisherman.
Are you a fisherman?
You look like a binary shooter.
That's what I found out.
You found it out?
Yes.
From Yamarabu...
This house's important secret is revealed.
This is the basement, but please don't go in!
That's red.
And the first floor is the second floor.
In fact, the second floor was also hidden in this house.
This is the house!
Look!
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Which room?
This room!
Is it this room?
Please make as many children as you like and find a way to live.
Yes!
Everyone!
Please never open this door!
Because it's a red door!
Please never open this door!
There's one up there and one down there.
It's like a house, a red door.
It's like a house with two doors.
I don't like it.
I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.
Please never open this door!
What is that?
It's crazy!
While we're at it, let's open the door.
I'm going.
What's wrong?
It's written.
What is it?
In the living room...
What is it?
There's nothing special about it.
Isn't it a star?
A star?
In the living room?
There it is!
What is it?
They immediately head to the living room.
What is hidden in the fireplace?
Please look inside the fireplace in the living room.
It's scary.
Didn't I tell you?!
If I break my promise, this horrible thing will happen!
You sound like you've changed.
This horrible thing...
You don't like it, do you?!
I'm sorry.
Say something good!
I'm sorry. I'm going to borrow a car.
Don't ever come to the basement.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Wait a minute, Mr. Omoa!
Why do you say that?!
I'll let you know when I'm ready, so just say it!
How long have you been acting?
Seventeen years.
Seventeen years...
Sixteen, seventeen years...
You've become a troublesome actor!
It wasn't like that in the beginning!
Yamada, who left behind words that could even lead to the basement,
What kind of secrets are hidden in the basement?
What's this?
This is amazing.
What is it?
There's a chair for four people.
It says "sit down".
Wow!
This is amazing.
What is it?
I told you not to come.
But you came.
I don't know!
I don't know what's going to happen!
I want you to go home.
Why?
If we don't go home, I don't think there will be anything.
Does that mean we won't be able to show this?
That's right.
I want you to go home.
Why do we have to go to the factory?
The movement is getting monotonous.
The variation has clearly decreased.
In a bad way, it's getting solidified.
On the contrary, it's better not to solidify here.
It's better to have a lot of things.
Look, I've seen it many times.
There's nothing new.
Oh, I did it earlier.
You did it earlier.
Oh?
Isn't this a little new?
It's new, but it's kind of weird.
Yes, really.
Yes, yes.
I think you all know about it, but...
Yes!
The set.
I don't know if you noticed or not, but...
The set has changed.
And it's been 5 years!
The set has changed in 5 years!
It won't change! It won't change!
I'll tell you why it's changed first.
From arts to movies...
Aging has become intense.
You're going home until you're told!
I was going to go home by myself the other day.
Well, well. I'll bring it back next week.
You made a world today.
Oh, yes.
It's a little more blue-ish now.
Oh, really?
It used to be a little more reddish, but...
It's completely burned now.
It seems like it burned right away.
That's how motivated I am.
Yes, it was intense.
Well, well, well. Let's do our best.
Yes.
I hope you'll do your best so you won't lose to the set.
Why are you mad at me?
I went to the sauna.
There's a place where you can rest in the sauna, right?
There were about four of us there.
There was an old man who looked like he was drooling.
He was waiting for someone to say "chiiiin" in front of him.
It's true that he didn't come to class, but he said "chiiiin" for the second time.
He was like a Chinese employee's older brother.
"What are you doing, you bastard?!" "I've been waiting for you!" "How many times do I have to call you?!" "I haven't called you that many times."
"I've been waiting for you for 30 minutes!" "I didn't think you'd wait that long."
Then the Chinese guy's face changed. His face turned scary. "Oh no, oh no!"
His face changed completely. "You haven't waited for me for 30 minutes, have you?!"
He said it. "You bastard! You haven't waited for me for 30 minutes, have you?!"
You bastard! Take me that ramen, you bastard! Come on, give me that ramen!
Salt or miso, which is it?!
All of you are strong!
That's what you think!
What do you like to say?!
Salt or miso, which is it?!
A little... a little like a skit.
Salt, you bastard!
You know, you can just cut off your shoes and go somewhere!
That's right.
That's right, you too.
You know, I've been looking at it for a long time and it's weird!
And then, you know, after the Chinese went 'bwaaah!'
They said something in a soft, little voice...
Would miso have been better?
That's what they're saying.
That's disgusting!
You've been completely turned upside down!
You're losing.
Go all the way to the end, you bastard!
When you meet aliens in battle...
Please tell me how aliens don't get hurt.
First of all, you know, aliens...
Do you recognize what aliens are like?
What do you think aliens are like?
If you don't know that, we won't be able to continue our conversation.
They're like, you know, coming out of nowhere.
What do you mean, 'coming out of nowhere'?
They're like, you know, round and sticking out of nowhere.
Isn't that completely insulting?
No, you don't have that kind of sense,
so you can't draw.
What is this?
This is...
This is... Do it again.
Do it again.
What is this?
This is...
What is this?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is this?
It's like a tactile thing, right?
It's round.
It's not an eye?
I don't think it's an eye.
What do you do with it?
I feel things and stuff like that.
If it wasn't for that, you wouldn't be able to feel it.
An alien would probably, right?
Where do we feel things?
Where do we not feel things?
We don't have this, do we?
I can see it, I can see it.
So an alien can't see anything because of this?
With this, you can open the gacha of Sento...
With this...
Shut up!
With this, you can pick up that tree.
Shut up!
With this, you can pick up 52 yin.
For both men and women, with this...
Ah, no, no, no.
Stop it.
This is amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
What color is it?
The one you're thinking of.
Silver, isn't it?
It can't be helped!
Silver!
It's amazing, isn't it?
With this, you can pick up the crab from the fishing port.
It can't be helped!
With this, you can pick up silver and silver.
With this, you can pick up rubber and rubber.
Silver and silver!
It can't be helped!
What kind of voice is it?
What kind of voice?
What kind of voice will you make?
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you come out when you can't read it...
It's like, "I'm coming out!"
I'm coming out right now!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It is said that humans become cows as soon as they eat and go to bed.
Yes.
In what way do we become cows?
Why do you want to know that?
Well...
But you know this well, don't you?
We don't become cows at once, do we?
Well, we don't become cows at once.
There is a way in which we become cows, right?
Yes, yes.
Please tell me about it.
Well...
This is easy.
I'll tell you quickly.
Yes, please do.
We eat and go to bed like this.
Right?
Then...
It's easy to understand.
Oh, no! Start from me!
I don't care!
I don't care! It doesn't matter!
Wait a minute!
It doesn't matter, does it?
No, no! It doesn't go "bam, bam, bam", does it?
I don't care!
Ah, yes, yes! It goes "bam, bam, bam, bam", doesn't it?
From this side!
"Bam, bam, bam, bam"!
Why do you say "this way" and "this way"?
I don't know!
"Bam, bam, bam, bam"!
That's late...
What is he doing?
Baah!
Ba-ba-baah!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baah!
Baah!
You're late! What are you doing?!
Baah! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baah!
Stop it! That's enough!
I just cried.
Baah!
That sound is disgusting!
Little by little...
Make it loud!
That sound is funny.
That's what I'm talking about, right?
Did you get it?
You're saying "Waaaah!"
You're talking like that.
What am I talking about?
If you were watching.
But I can only say "Moo!"
So, people watching us are saying "Baba baba", right?
Waaaah!
But I can't hear "Waa!"
It's so loud.
That "Baba baba"
That's a pretty loud sound.
But you can't say "Waa!"
It's a fourth note.
Because it's a large volume.
At that time, even if I came up with a ping-pong, I wouldn't notice it.
I only did it like this on the monitor.
I did it like this on the monitor.
I did it many times at the pizza shop.
Did you eat pizza?
I was full, but I ate pizza.
You were full, but you ate pizza, weren't you?