AISubs v3.4
Everyone, we have a letter from the mother who is in charge of the program.
Let me introduce you.
Nice to meet you. I always enjoy watching the program.
Thank you very much.
I have a son named Yoshikatsu, who will be 25 years old this year.
Yoshikatsu is quite an adult.
Anyway, I was so embarrassed that I stayed in my room and rarely went outside.
This is a serious problem.
My son loves to play games and likes high tension.
Could you please teach me the fun of the outside world?
Please, Sasaki and Sachiko.
This is a great reward.
This is amazing. One's life depends on it.
Will you go outside with high tension?
I want you to see fun things.
I like high tension, so I came here today.
I see.
I like high tension, too, but my level of laughter is not that high.
That's right.
Let's go somewhere nearby.
I'm not good at it.
I can do it.
If you can do it, you can do it.
That's right.
This is the essence of laughter.
This may be the most difficult job.
Now, everyone.
Yes.
Around here...
Is it ahead of here?
Ah, over there.
Ah, it's here.
Is this a house?
It's a house.
It's a house, isn't it?
Yes.
Ah, it's the mother.
She's energetic.
Ah, hello, hello.
I'm sorry...
Ah, mother.
Ah, hello.
Hello.
The mother who came to see me.
That's right.
Ah, I see.
Thank you for coming all the way.
Thank you for coming.
Ah, Yoshi-chan...
Yes.
Ah...
I came in and came out and didn't come out.
Eh, which one?
Which one?
I came in and didn't come out.
Is it okay until in front of the room?
Somehow it's okay.
Please come in.
Well, I'm...
I'm nervous and I'm nervous.
I'm thinking of whether or not to do it.
Please come in.
I'll give you a present like this for now.
Yes, all of the show's...
What?
All of it.
Yes.
Wow, thank you so much!
I'll go and tell Yoshikun.
Yoshikun!
Gaki no Tsukai gave me a present!
Gaki no Tsukai gave you a present?
Yes!
Thank you, Yoshikun!
I couldn't see your face.
Yoshikun!
I gave you a present, so at least say thank you!
Yoshikun!
Right, Yoshikun?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Yamazaki wrote it.
What does it say?
Yama-chan's
Really...
It's true...
I know...
This is the least sold...
No, it's not like that...
It's the most...
If you look at it, you'll get bored...
What are you saying?
Yoshikun loves using instruments!
Yes, yes...
If you could do something that would make Yoshikun happy...
I hope you could show Yoshikun's different world of fun...
But...
How about it?
But...
Comedians are like...
Like air...
Like...
You did it.
You're fast.
Your face changed.
You're fast.
I'm counting on you, Ender.
Yes.
Yoshikun!
I'm ready!
'Kay!
Yoshikun!
What's up?
Are you gonna tell me now or later?
Wait a minute!
Duncan!
What's up?
Duncan!
What's up?
Why are you grinning?
Huh?
You know you'll win!
I know!
What's up?
What's up with you?
Turn the car around, Duncan!
Hurry up and turn the car around!
What's up with you?
Why do you keep taking off your clothes?
Hurry up and do it!
Do it, you bastard!
Do it!
Wait a minute.
Come here, Yoshikun!
Yoshikun!
I won't give up.
Go ahead.
Yoshikun!
I'm sorry.
Let's get out of here.
Wait a minute.
The car...
If you don't have a car, you can ride your bike.
Look at the bike and turn your bike, you bastard.
Are you coming to the park?
You know what I'm saying?
You bastard!
Come on, bastard.
Tell me...
You know what I'm saying?
Bastard!
What are you doing?!
What's with that restless body?
Isn't it close? Yoshi-kun is also scared of you, isn't it?
Yoshi-kun, you don't have to be afraid, okay?
Do you want to see other entertainers?
Excuse me, if you can, I would like to ask for other kind entertainers.
Kind entertainers?
Yes, kind entertainers.
Kind entertainers?
What do you mean?
Tanaka, you said you were kind, right?
What do you want me to do, Tanaka?
What do you want me to do?
Well, but...
What do you want me to do?
Oh, I see.
This is a shortcoming.
Is it a shortcoming?
Takeshi-san is different.
Oh, it's done.
It's too late, but it's terrible.
It's okay, it's okay.
What are you doing?
Yoshi-kun.
Yoshi-kun, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yoshi-kun.
What are you doing?
Who are you?
- Straight? - Out of my room.
- Straight into the main hall. - It's still in progress.
- It's in progress. - Who are you?
- I have just come in. - Who are you?
- I have just come in. - He is quite close.
What are you doing?
I'm pleased to meet you.
What are you doing?
He has just come in. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
- Oh, he is sitting. - What are you doing?
- Oh, you can talk. - I'm pleased to meet you.
It's fine, it's fine.
Get out of here.
What? What are you doing?
He's laughing.
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
Can you cut this out?
Who do you think you are?
What is that?
Oh, this is it.
What is that?
Hey!
Hey, how old is he?
How old is he?
How old is Endo?
He's 14 years old.
He's long.
Yoshi! Yoshi!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Which one do you like better?
Sawa or Endo?
I'm sorry, but...
I'd like you to be an Kanto comedian.
Kanto comedian?
Is that possible?
Kansai comedian?
Kanto.
Where are you from?
Tokyo, Shibuya.
Can you sing for us?
Nice to meet you.
In such a noisy city like this,
you stand still and gently rub your frozen body against mine.
You kiss me and beg me.
Oh, my little girl, I'll warm you up.
Oh, my little girl, I love you over and over again.
Oh, my little girl, we walk side by side in the twilight.
Oh, my little girl, we'll never be apart.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
You never make me happy!
You're really ugly.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
It's hard for me to hear you.
I couldn't hear you.
I have a sore throat.
You have a sore throat?
There's something fun. Something fun.
Something fun?
It's hard for me to hear you.
Basically, everyone is having fun.
It's hard for me to hear you.
Mr. Yoshino.
No, this is so-called mother.
It's not a cause, but...
Mr. amateur.
Amateur. Well, bad-mannered amateur.
It's the worst.
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
You do it. You do it.
Reino. Reino. Reino Matsuya.
Unexpectedly...
Unexpectedly, what I'm looking for is not that kind of thing.
It may or may not be.
Yoshi-kun! I'm ready!
Yoshi-kun!
Come on, come on
To a fun world
Come on
It's fun
Come on, come on
My legs are here
That's right
Don't move your waist
If you move your waist more
If you move your waist more, it might come out
Even if you move your body
More, more, more
That's right, that's right
More, more, more
That's right, that's right
Look this way
More, more, more
It's coming out
Look at his face
More, more, more
He's happy
If you move your waist more
He's not moving at all
If you move your waist more
What is this?
Seriously
You're just an amateur
That's right, I'm not
Go home
Nakamura-san!
Go home!
Where do you think you're going?
Go home!
You're just an amateur
I'm sorry
He didn't say anything
I don't know
Kou-san
Kou-san, Mori-san
I want to say something
Maybe they didn't want you to get beaten up
I see
Maybe they really like me
I get it
I'll do it for you
I'm sorry
I, Murayama Toinichi, hereby appoint you as Prime Minister of Japan.
Mr. Yoshi, I'm Takako.
May I?
Mr. Yoshi, my opinion has been accepted and everyone is happy.
You can't do that, Toinichi!
Is he really a comedian?
No, he's not.
He is a comedian, but...
I'm sorry.
Please do it with someone else.
I'm sorry.
I think this is the fastest I've ever done it.
Really?
Yes, I think so.
I'm still an important person.
Really?
Please do it with someone else.
You can't do it with someone else.
You can only do it with me.
To be honest, I didn't think I would have to appoint you.
Mr. Yoshi, I'm glad! It's me! I'll do it for you!
Call me!
Please, Mr. Yoshi!
Please do it!
I'm sorry I couldn't do it earlier.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Yoshi, I'm ready!
Please do it!
(Laughs)
It's amazing.
It's like exercise.
What is it?
I don't know.
I always do it, but what is it?
It's like a warm-up exercise.
It's pumped up.
I'd like to check it out.
In the world, there is a colorful Papito Pepo.
Homemade Papito Pepo!
Cat Papito Pepo!
I'm so happy.
Papito Pepo!
Pepo Pepo Pepo! Papito Pepo! Papito Pepo! Papito Pepo!
It's coming out.
Is it okay?
What is it?
From here...
It's like a wall.
Do your best! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
It's opening!
Wow!
It's coming out!
One more time!
Do your best!
Endo!
Join us!
It's coming out!
It's amazing!
It's moving!
It's like fire!
It's amazing!
It's coming out!
- Has it been released? - Yes, it has. It's been a while since the last release.
- Is that right? - Yes.
I don't know if it's been that long.
There were a lot of penalties and games.
- There were a lot of things. - Yes.
- But I don't care. - What?
What?
My license is in bad condition. I'm sorry.
- No, no. You were fine. - Oh, was I?
You were fine.
I'll say this now. The other day, October 10th, there was a rumor that there was an earthquake.
Yes, there was.
- Oh, you know about it? - I know about it.
Why do you know about it?!
Did you know about it?
I know about it!
And on the 9th, after work, I immediately ran away to Nagoya.
That's...
No, that's not it!
- I was getting my license. - Oh, you got your license.
I ran away in a hurry.
What's with you?
You ran away?!
No, no, no!
It's really like that.
When I go to a store, I always push myself up.
And gradually, my hope...
My hope...
- I can't run away! - I can't run away!
And I jumped out of Shinagawa.
And you were left behind. You didn't know anything.
Yes.
I see.
When you enter a tunnel, it gets dark, right?
- Yes, yes. - It gets dark.
- Yes, yes. - And you suddenly appear.
- Yes, yes. - You were smiling a little.
- Oh, I was smiling a little!
- While you didn't know anything... - What's with you?
- Well, well, you know! - You didn't know anything.
Whether it was good or bad...
Well, for me, it was a little shaky and I thought it was stupid.
In the end, on the 10th, I arrived at Tokyo as late as I could from midnight.
- Yes, yes, yes. - So I arrived in Tokyo at about 11:40.
I see, I see.
If I had arrived in these 20 minutes, I would have really gone mad!
If I had gone mad, I wouldn't have been surprised!
But what makes me mad is that I think too much about safety.
What do you mean?
For example, there's a feature you don't need in a car.
The thing I can't forgive is when you start driving for a bit and it locks.
Do you need that?!
Why?
Your car didn't have it.
And you bought a new one.
The one you bought is like that.
You start driving for a bit and it locks.
Why does it lock?
But you don't remember locking it yourself, right?
And you stop and wait for someone.
And they come from over there, right?
And you go "gah, gah" outside.
I don't remember locking it, so gah!
"Oh, I see." And you go "bah, fah!"
Bah, fah! Bah, fah!
And you go "bah, fah!"
Bah, fah! Bah, fah!
And you go "what?! Wait! Wait!"
But it's locked, so you go "what?!"
And you go "bah, fah!"
And you open it and it's open!
It's open!
You open it and it's open! It's open!
You know, that irritation!
It's not every time!
No, it's almost every time!
That really made me angry!
I want to quit that and do something with Childe!
There's something with Childe!
Childe Rock!
Childe Rock! That thing!
You know, those sailors!
They're annoying!
I don't know!
You know, those sailors!
That thing again!
You know, that thing around the door?
You know, those sailors!
Fukuo-nii-chan would probably push it!
I don't know what Childe said
but you know how there's a junior behind you?
And you say, "Yes, we're here!"
and it's not open!
It's not open!
What's wrong with that?
You have to open it from the outside!
Look! I'm escorting my junior!
Why do I have to do this?!
It's like that for all cars now.
It's like that for all cars now!
Navigation is navigation...
It's important from here, but you have to find it yourself!
That's not possible!
Sometimes you have to change the engine!
That's not possible!
No, no, you have to look at the map!
Shut up!
It's like that, isn't it?!
No, it's not like that!
The other day, when I went to Okinawa,
I asked for a rental car for a used car.
It was a cheap rental car, you know?
It was a car I got later on, you know?
The navigation system?
The navigation system.
It's like that now, isn't it?!
It's like back in the day!
The image isn't as clean as it is now!
It's like back in the day of "Invader"!
It's a little greenish...
It's like an LCD screen!
It's like, "Where are you driving?!"
I'm talking, but it's so old!
It's like...
Turn...turn...turn left, please!
No...
What are you doing?!
I'm scared of you! I'm scared of you!
What?! What are you doing?!
I'm right-handed!
I'm left-handed!