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It all started with this match.
Come on, I hope you don't get a penalty game.
What?
I won't do it!
Here I go!
The battle continues until either of them is eliminated.
It's called "bilibili outlet Russian roulette".
Out of 100 outlets, four of them will be electrified.
If you're unlucky and hit one of them, you'll get a penalty game.
There it is!
And...
What?
There it is!
Wait a minute!
As a result, Matsumoto, Yamasaki and Kokoriko will be eliminated.
And the penalty game that Kichibirobake Hamada will be playing is...
The punishment game is...
Black! Black! Black! Black!
Thank you for the food.
In the past, they had to go through a lot of hardship to get to the hot springs.
If they laugh again, they will receive severe punishment.
This time, they will go on a tour of high school life.
Matsumoto Yamazaki and Kokoriko's punishment game...
High school that you must not laugh at!
Tonight, we will show you the punishment game that was not broadcasted two days ago!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Early in September, four people were called to a school.
It's high school.
It's heavy.
Let's go!
It's never happened before. Four people are waiting for a harsh punishment game.
It's early in the morning and it's suddenly raining heavily in the morning.
Hurry up and wear it!
What?
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Out!
That's not fair!
F*** you!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
You've been practicing a lot lately!
What is the identity of the four people who attacked them?
And a student who came late appears in front of a cigarette.
Why did you come late?
Well...
I was f***ed up and I took my f***er with me.
Why did you come late?
I was f***ed up and...
Why did you come late?
F*** you!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Out!
What is the surprising reason for being late?
I was f***ed up and...
No one would do such a thing!
And finally, the class begins.
The first hour is a national language class.
Yamaka, Yamasaki, Antho!
What is the identity of the students who came to class late?
The second hour continues with an English class by powerful teachers.
What is the strongest teacher who teaches English to four people?
And more!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Antho!
An English teaching video with great destructive power is coming!
In the physical education class, a high-tension comedian who is now a hot topic on the street appears!
What kind of relationship do we have?
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Antho!
Who started this hard class with a combination?
The shock of laughter is mercilessly late even during lunch break!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Rendou, Nanaka...
What are you doing?!
What is the true identity of this man?!
In the fourth hour, that man conducts a science experiment.
Uh... read it out loud. It's called breathing.
Breathe in and out. Breathe in and out.
We're all doing it. We're still doing it.
I don't know.
Yamasaki, Rendou, Nanaka...
I don't know.
I don't know!
Sensei, please laugh. Sensei.
What is the content of this shocking human experiment that has brought the four of them to the hell of laughter?
I don't know!
In the music class, that teacher appears.
Uh... what I want to say today is something I will never say.
Something Enari Kazuki will never say.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Nanaka, Rendou, Asou...
What is the identity of the music teacher who made the four of them suffer?!
Matsumoto...
Asou!
Nine hours from the beginning...
Here, at midnight, Hamada appears!
The punishment game escalates even more!
I'm going to beat you up!
Stand up, you bastard!
Attention!
Bow!
Good morning!
Attention!
What do you think of today's punishment game?
It's tough. It's tough.
What?
It's tough.
Where is it tough?
Huh?
Matsumoto, out!
Don't be like a chimpanzee.
Seriously.
Don't be like a chimpanzee.
Endo, you're out!
Endo, out!
It's too tough!
I heard everything you said.
But you nailed it.
Ouch!
This hurts.
What's tough?
I don't know if it's the pain.
What's tough?
It was early in the morning.
Huh?
I'm telling you!
Yamasaki, Endo, out!
It's too tough!
Wait a minute! I'm dying!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
I can't take it anymore!
What is this?
I'm dying!
Let's change our mood and play a game!
That's enough.
Right?
That's enough.
With the game that came back from West Hamada,
the four of them are driven into a corner.
At dinner time,
mysterious dancers keep dancing.
That's tough.
It's a woman's dance.
What kind of dance is it?
What's with you?
It's not like that!
In front of the four of them, a shocking dance is revealed!
In the late night bathroom, a mysterious woman ghost appears.
It's not like that!
What did you say?
What did Matsumoto see?
Hell!
The worst!
Then, a long night passed.
The graduation ceremony was about to begin.
In this world...
there is...
controversy.
But...
because...
The punishment game market...
has been pushed to an extreme state that it has never been before.
A punishment game for kids.
High school where you must not laugh.
October 4th, 9pm.
Two and a half hours.
Live broadcast!
Crap!
I can't help it.
I don't like it, but it'll work out.
Well, well, well...
If you ask me where it came from...
I've been doing it for a long time...
It's all crap!
I understand.
If you watch it live like this, it's different from watching it on TV...
Like...
******
It's like that, right?
What are you saying?
You know what? Did you go there?
What?
Did you make a reservation?
It's too late to say it now, but...
Yes, I did.
You really don't say anything like that to me and just go there by yourself, do you?
You know it when you think about your age, don't you?
No, but I still don't know what to say.
Even in a combination and at home, if you stand up, you look like a friend.
You make a reservation and go there, but...
How about pine trees?
What are you going to do if I say that?
Well... I think it's disgusting.
I think so, too.
You know it, don't you?
You know it, that's why you don't say it to me.
Did you go to a proper place?
What do you mean by proper place?
What kind of place did you go to?
Did you go to a famous place?
No, it's not famous...
Well, well...
You know it, don't you?
I'm really old now, you know?
I'm already 42 years old.
There are various theories, you know?
Oh, like how old you are...
There's a theory that you're old because it's your birthday, and there's a theory that you shouldn't age...
And even if you age, you're still young until around February of next year, you know?
And, you know, you're one year older than me, but we're the same age, so...
I said, "You know, you shouldn't age."
Oh, I see.
It's only been about a year since I last said it, but...
He didn't say it either?
He didn't say it either, but I said it.
I'll age.
I said it, and it was written like a cancer certificate.
And I wrote down my name, address, occupation...
And I wrote down what day it was, May 3rd, 1938...
And I had to write down how old I was.
And I wrote it down properly, but...
Kim thought it was fine, and...
He couldn't write down his age for a while, you know?
May 3rd, 1938...
And that's pretty important, you know?
I see.
And the show started, you know?
And I was like...
Whoa!
And then...
Evil!
Lovely!
Karen and Ryo are in love!
And when I was like...
"I'll age," "something," "something," you know?
Looking at your age, right?
Looking at my age, right?!
But Kim didn't write it down!
And the person calling him said...
It's not 1938!
Age?
I'm Kim's uncle now!
No way!
I'm Kim's uncle now!
No way!
But in the end...
He was acting like a suspect!
He wasn't angry at all!
It may be that he wasn't angry...
But his face...
Really?
"It's pretty strict," but...
"Kim is a good guy," at first!
"It's a good thing," and so on...
But in the end...
I'm just sad!
That's wrong with that word!
I'm just sad!
But it was like...
I'm just a suspect!
But if you do it, it's okay.
I wonder how effective it is.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that, but...
I'll tell you about it, too.
I was going to buy it a little while ago.
I was driving in my car.
I stopped and crossed the guardrail.
There's a crack over there, but it's okay.
I crossed it.
It looked like a city council signboard.
The wire was like this.
I'm gonna hit you!
Argh!
Well, you could say that.
I'm gonna push you all the way up to the roof.
Argh!
No, you can't do that.
You're amazing, Nibu.
You shouldn't say things like that.
I shouldn't say things like that.
You idiot.
You should have said it earlier.
What kind of fortune-telling is "white-eyed fortune- telling" that Matsumoto-san is spreading?
Well, I'm thinking of getting a special punishment for this.
White-eyed fortune-telling...
It's about the condition of a white-eyed person, their skin tone, and the path that person has walked.
I see.
Yes.
So you know about it?
That's right.
It's about your white eyes, for example.
Oh, I see.
Then...
What do you want me to look at?
Huh?
What do you want me to look at?
Well, since you're an adult, I'll ask you about your health.
Your condition.
Oh, really?
Then, uh... can you look at me with white eyes?
What? Aren't you supposed to look at me with white eyes?
No, no, no. I'll look at you with white eyes as much as I can.
Seriously?!
Otherwise, it depends on how much enthusiasm you have.
What are you doing? What are you doing with your white eye?
No, I'm using your white eye right now.
Mobile phone? You know that much?
My white eye receives what comes out of your white eye and then I can do fortune-telling with my white eye.
How about in that state? It takes 50 minutes.
That's weird. The time has passed too much.
But it takes a lot of time.
If you do it for 50 minutes...
The program is over!
If you do it for 50 minutes...
I wanted to see it.
Can I say something that doesn't matter at all?
Yes.
Your white eye is disgusting.
It's not cute at all.
Then you do it.
Is there anyone who is cute with white eye?
People say I'm cute even with white eye.
People say I'm old.
Then you do it.
It's not cute at all.
Can you do it for me?
What do you want me to do?
Can you do it for me?
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting for anyone with white eye.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who promotes a diet that burns body fat by getting angry at personal events.
How should I get angry?
People who get angry are generally skinny.
But people who are fat don't get angry.
How should I get angry?
How you want to lose weight.
If you want to lose weight quickly, you have to explode your anger.
But it's the same as working out.
If you overdo it, you'll get tired.
I see.
If you overdo it, you'll be bald for three days.
I see.
Isn't it okay if you can do it easily every day?
It's easy every day, so you don't get too angry.
For example, you're at home and you're like...
You're good.
Ouch!
(sigh)
I'm looking for a place to drop it.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts.
Ah, it's getting better.
Ah, I can't do it anymore.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, I'll go there for a while.
What? Oh, I see.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ah, I can't do it anymore.
Ouch! Ouch!
I can't do it anymore.
This is...
This is not good at all...
Stop it! Don't get me involved!
Stop it! I have nothing to do with it!
Do something about it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Does it hurt?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you're not happy about it, go ahead and say something else.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I don't know what you're saying.
What do you mean?
Does it hurt?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I don't know what you're saying.
What do you mean?
Don't say things like "he's annoying" or something like that.
Just sit there and...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I don't like it at all.
Why?
It's like...
Even though you're so energetic...
When you said "ouch, ouch", it was really long, wasn't it?
That's right.
When you said "ouch", it was really long, wasn't it?
That's right.
But you know, you may have thought it was long, but I was many times longer than you.
I felt it for one or two hours.
Because it was very...
...hand-picked.
Hey, stand up already!
No, no, I can't stand up.
I can't stand up because there's nothing.
Because it was very...
...hand-picked.
Let's go home.
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