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We will now begin the Fifth Heipospera Tribunal.
Prosecutors and members of the public, please enter your cases.
Next defendant, please enter your cases.
You're being tried, sir.
This is the fifth time.
Fifth time?
It happens a lot.
Hey, young man.
What?
Defendant, please enter your cases.
Although he is a playwright,
many of his outstanding qualities, such as being expressive and irresponsible, have been exposed.
So far, in the past four times,
he has been found guilty of illegal prostitution.
Please help me!
However,
because of his ill-mannered nature,
it has been discovered that he still causes inconvenience to people.
Therefore,
he will be given his first and final judgment.
Defendant, please enter your cases.
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Prosecutor Hamada, please present your evidence.
Yes, this time too, as evidence of his illegal prostitution, I have prepared a video.
You still have it?!
Yes!
Even after all you've done, you still have it?!
That's right!
It's the fifth time!
Is it that easy?!
It's the sixth time, so it's really easy!
Isn't it really easy?!
A Month Ago
About a month ago,
there was a rumor that a big earthquake was coming to Tokyo.
Did you know about it?
Oh, did something happen?
This is an incident that happened while such rumors were spreading.
Kid's servant, meeting day.
Good morning! The world's best soldier has appeared!
Good morning!
Huh? What's wrong? You don't look well.
No, soldier, do you know about the earthquake rumors?
Huh? What is an earthquake?
It's information from a very powerful source, but...
Anyway, it seems that a big earthquake will come to Tokyo tonight.
The staff speaks about a big earthquake.
Then, the soldier says...
What is it with you guys?!
A big earthquake is obviously a rumor created by the media!
What are you going to do about the media's rumors being broadcasted on TV?!
That's why you guys don't get promoted at all!
The soldier is furious at the staff who believe in earthquake rumors.
After this, the meeting was held in a bad mood and ended.
Then, the soldier said...
Hey, Gas, I have something to say, but do you have time now?
Now?!
No, I have to get up early tomorrow morning, so I can't stay for a long time.
No, it's okay! I won't take up much of your time!
Anyway, would you like me to close the meeting?!
Yeah, I'm fine with it.
In the middle of the meeting, the two of them go to a nearby izakaya for a meal.
Hey, Gas, what are you talking about?
Well, it's not exactly what we're talking about...
Gas seems to be in a bad mood.
At that moment...
What's wrong with you, Heipo?
N-no...
Hey, hey, what's wrong with you?
If you don't have anything to say, I'm leaving early tomorrow morning.
Oh, no! Wait for me! Don't leave me alone!
Actually, Heipo...
He completely believed in the rumors of the Great Earthquake that he had denied so much...
He became afraid of being alone and invited Suga for a meal.
Excuse me!
Whoa! Earthquake!
Here it comes! The Great Earthquake!
In the end, Suga was accompanied by Heipo until the morning of that day.
Whoa! Earthquake! I'm scared!
Now, your honor...
I'd like you to appoint a witness for this incident. Is that okay?
Understood. Please appoint a witness.
Now that I'm a witness...
Yes.
I'm the one who was accompanied by him.
Yes.
I drank until the morning and stayed at a capsule hotel.
Capsule hotel...
But when you first invited me for a meal, you didn't have that kind of attitude, did you?
No, not at all.
You said you had something to say.
That's right.
So, as usual, you listened to my speech persistently for about 30 minutes before the show.
That's...
You listened to my speech persistently for about 30 minutes before the show?
I ate for 2 hours and slept for 2 hours.
Um, Heipo-san...
Yes?
If you're scared...
Yes?
You should have said "I'm scared" from the beginning, shouldn't you?
Yes, yes...
If you're a person who works for the media, you have to be cool and kind and polite.
That's right.
Heipo-san, you've been around Suga-chan for a long time.
Shouldn't you be honest?
I'm his rival, you know.
Rival?
You're lying! I didn't do it!
You don't want to show it, do you?
I don't think you're lying, either.
I didn't have that idea.
I didn't have an opponent's idea.
An opponent's idea!
Doesn't getting older scare you of all kinds of things?
No, not at all.
Not at all?!
Yes.
Yuta was really angry at the opening just now!
That was terrible.
It's moving! It's moving!
It's not there, it's not there!
No!
Please, please, let me press the button!
Fuji-Q, I'm scared.
It's not there, it's not there!
I'm A-pon.
First of all, A-pon's reaction when he attempted to use his musical instrument for "Gakuya Report".
I'm sorry for bothering you, but I'll do my best.
What is it?
Ah! What is this?
I've had enough of this! What is it?!
Eh, what is it?
W-what's in it?
I don't know what's in it, but there's something weird in it!
What is it?
I don't know what's in it, but there's something weird in it!
What is it?
I don't know what's in it, but there's something weird in it!
It's A-pon's box, isn't it?
Yes.
Ah! What is it?!
What is it?!
What is this?!
Next up is A-pon's attempt at spinning his musical instrument for "Gakuya Report".
Alright, let's go!
Alright!
Ready...
Start!
The first five times are scary!
Yes! If you get used to it, you can do it!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
What is this?
Finally, Eipo will challenge the 150km/h fast ball with a giant spinning machine.
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is this?
Mr. Hamada!
This is Hamada's bad image.
Eipo is the ultimate scary.
What do you think of this?
It's scary, so I can't help it.
I didn't do anything.
It's amazing how it spins.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary, but you haven't even started yet.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Don't make me do it.
I'm sorry, but it's too late.
If you don't do it now, I'll put a mosaic on you.
It doesn't feel good at all.
The End
This happened at the end of a meeting one day.
Mr. Saito, if you don't hurry up and move to Akasaka, you'll be late for the next meeting.
Yes, it's hard for me.
Meeting, meeting, meeting...
Everyone can't do anything without me!
Then one of the staff said...
Mr. Saito, I'm also going to Akasaka next, so will you ride in my car?
Eh, is it okay? Hooray! Well then, I'll be in your care!
Heipo happened to be allowed to ride in the staff's car that was heading in the same direction.
Wow, it's a big car, isn't it?
That car is a foreign luxury four-wheel drive car, Range Rover.
Four in one set!
Heipo got in the car right away.
Okay, let's go!
And the car with the three of them arrived in Akasaka.
Wow, you saved me! Well, I'm getting out of here!
Heipo tried to get out of the car, but...
Huh?!
Whoa!
To his surprise, Heipo forgot about the height of the car and fell.
What's more...
Ah, it hurts!
Unfortunately for him, Heipo collapsed on the bench in front of him.
Mr. Saito, are you okay?!
Then, Heipo...
No, no, I can't do it anymore!
Heipo fell into a panic state and forgot about everything around him.
After this, Heipo collapsed for a while on Akasaka's crowded road.
I can't do it anymore! I'm going to die!
"Did you see the witness for this?" "I saw it. Please appoint a witness." "Now, Director Tsutsumi Otoku." "Yes." "Ah, you saw it with me, right?" "Yes, that's right." "Did you really hit your head against the battery?" "That wasn't that big of a bang." "It felt like I hit it lightly." "Like Tsutsumi said, you didn't really hit it." "No, it was really... No, to be honest, I thought my life was over." "Huh?" "No, that's not it." "That's not it." "That's really not it!"
"I understand what you're saying, but you were still okay, right?" "I wasn't okay." "I got in the taxi and tried sticking my head against it, and I was bleeding like crazy!" "Really?" "Really!" "Really?" "That's right! So I was surprised and said, 'Look, I have to go to the emergency room!'" "First of all, in front of Akasaka," "I went over there," "and I closed the shutter and said, 'Uncle!'" "But no one came out and said anything." "Uncle?" "Uncle?" "You should say 'teacher!'"
"So I got in the taxi again and went to Keio Hospital," "Yes, yes, yes." "I went there," "Because you have money." "and got treatment," "Yes." "and well, I was fine right away."
This is what happened at Konpa, which was set up by young entertainer Inomoto with his license.
Saito-san, this is sudden, but are you free this weekend?
What's up?
Actually, there's a Konpa this time,
and girls really want to see you,
is what they're saying.
Again?
Recently, I've been popular and popular and I'm in trouble.
There aren't many girls who want to see me.
Well, it can't be helped if it's Inomoto-kun's request.
Then, please take care of me.
And on the day of the conflict...
Huh? Isn't Heippo-san coming today?
No, I think he'll be here soon.
I can't wait to see Heippo-san.
And at that moment...
Thank you for waiting!
Wow! Heippo-san!
Yes, yes, hello!
I'm the world's Heippo!
I'm sorry!
My fans outside were asking for my autograph,
so I was late!
Amazing!
As expected of Heippo-san, you're popular!
Hey, hey, calm down!
That's right!
With someone as popular as me...
I won't leave girls alone anymore!
Shall I give you all an autograph?
Wow! I want one!
For the first time in their lives, girls are excited about Heippo-san.
Heippo-san, where do you live?
Actually, I own two Roppongi mansions!
Wow! Amazing!
The girls are excited about Heippo-san's boastful stories.
And then...
Heippo-san is in a good mood.
By the way, everyone...
Are you "S" or "M"?!
I'm asking you "S" or "M"!
Which one is it?!
Oh, no! Heippo-san, you're...
It's not funny!
A woman who goes out with me must be "S"!
Because I'm completely "M"!
The way they act, which they think they're popular,
escalates.
The girls are completely "M" because of their "M" misunderstanding.
The "M" riot continues.
It's so painful to be "M"!
It's exactly like it is now.
It's almost true.
I've never experienced such a "M" riot before.
I see.
It's amazing.
There's a "S" and "M" riot.
They ask you to raise your hands.
For girls?
Yes.
I heard that it starts pretty early.
It started at 5 minutes.
What?!
Isn't it too early?
Isn't it self-introduction time?
That's right.
It's like you're drinking a little more.
That's right.
It's not like "M" or "Takenawa".
It's not warmed up at all.
Why do you want to ask so quickly?
Isn't "S" or "M" very important?
If they're both "M", you'll lose motivation?
You'll lose motivation.
So I'm not interested in "S" girls.
What if the girls Inomoto has prepared are both "M" girls?
What will you do?
I'll go home.
At such a young age?
That's right.
It's no use talking about "M" girls.
Talking about "M" girls?
That's right.
It's no fun talking about "M" girls.
It's no fun.
Is that so?
I'm "M" too, but it's not like that.
Chief, we'd like you to appoint a new witness for this case.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Heipo-san!
Yes?
Do you know Emi Watanabe-san?
Yes, I know her.
You know her, right?
Her face has changed.
Yes, it's changed a lot.
Then, witness, please!
Yes, this is Emi Watanabe-san.
Oh, it's you?
Yes.
Wow!
Please come in.
Actually, this is Emi Watanabe-san, who has been violently approached by Kompana and Heipo.
Oh, I see.
She's been violently approached.
Moreover, the reason why we know about this woman is that she's actually a relative of Kurosawa of Mori-san.
What?!
Wow!
What kind of approach is that?
Let's ask the witness.
Yes.
So, Heipo-san, what kind of approach is that?
She contacted me to go out for a meal.
I was invited several times and I went when I had time.
Oh!
There's a hidden shop.
A hidden shop.
Yes.
A fashionable shop.
You know it, don't you?
I know it!
It's usually hidden in Canada!
Then, we'll take you there!
Since I was interested in it and I had time, I went there.
But I couldn't find a hidden shop.
I walked around a lot.
What?!
In the end, I went to a shop around it and went home.
Wow, that's terrible.
So, where is it?
There was a good shop I've been going to for a long time, but it's gone now.
It's completely hidden now.
I thought it couldn't be helped, so I went to another shop.
When our staff looked into it, heipo said a lot of unbelievable things about Emi-san.
It's legal information, but...
If you were abroad, where would you like to go?
I was asked like that.
"Barito!" she answered.
So, heipo said...
Is it okay for you to say that?
How do you like it?
I'm so hungry!
I want to go anywhere!
I want to show off! I want to show off!
But you can go anywhere, right?
Also, this man asked her if she wanted to go to an art museum.
An art museum is fine! It calms me down.
Are you going?
Heipo-san, do you often go to an art museum?
No, not really.
Then you're lying, right?
I hate it! I hate things like this the most!
Well then, Mr. Matsumoto, the chief of the press, please announce the verdict this time.
Yes, I will announce it.
The defendant's defense, again this time, is that it is unchangeable truth that it is causing great harm to people due to its unbelievable transparency.
It exceeded our expectations far and wide.
Therefore, regardless of whether or not it is convenient or not, the verdict will be written in the form of a horror movie at a close distance!
Oh, no! It's a ghost!
A horror movie at a close distance - execution!
Well, he's someone who can say it right away, so we've fixed it like this for now.
Now, we're going to use this face-mount display, which you can see through the glasses.
- Oh, you can see it here? - Yes, you can watch a horror movie right in front of you.
- By the way, you can't see it at all right now, can you? - That's right.
- Regardless of that, why did you say "ugh" just now? - I just made a weird noise.
A weird noise... scary...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I don't know about that!
No!
Hey! What is this?
I think it's scary.
See you.
Yes, goodbye.
Be careful on your way home.
Bye-bye.
What is this?
See you.
Don't say goodbye.
The engine is saying goodbye.
What is this?
Huh? This is weird.
Huh? What are you doing?
Take your contact lenses off.
Yes, this is...
No!
When it rains,
dead people come back from the river of death.
Rika-chan, don't say things like that.
Thank you for saying that.
It's coming out.
It's a little scary.
See you.
Yes, goodbye.
Bye-bye.
It's coming out!
It's okay, right?
It's coming out!
What is this?
It's coming out!
No!
Even in this dangerous room...
Is someone in the room?
I'm alone.
Something moved behind you.
It's still scary.
No!
No! Don't do it!
Are you all right?
I don't feel good.
No! Let me out!
Let me out!
You're all out!
What's with you?
I don't like it anymore.
It's scary.
I didn't think it would be this scary.
It smells weird.
What's this?
It smells weird.
What's this?
This is bad.
It's you!
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