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Last week, while planning a fake comedy pro- wrestling show...
...tourists were excited about Tamada's plan to go crazy in the lift.
Two days of inspection, football hour...
...five people of Minome-bar became so excited!
It's you, you!
Who's there?!
Even the usual cheerful young people were excited about Tamada's plan of action.
The recording was interrupted and everyone waited in the dressing room, but...
Everyone waited in the dressing room, but...
I don't think it's going to work.
First of all...
Two days of inspection, Kobori said, "Tamada might have kicked me."
He blamed himself and showed his true feelings.
And Kobori went to Tamada's dressing room in fear.
Are you okay?
Kobori...
Don't be angry.
If I'm angry, will you hit me?
Next, football hour...
...Iwao also went to Tamada's dressing room.
If you lick me, I'll bite you.
Furthermore, Hamada went to where the three remained in the dressing room.
If you lick me, I'll bite you.
The prank was a great success!
However, it doesn't end here!
Everyone, we've finished the first episode.
From now on, you'll all become "shikagenin".
From now on, two people from "karateka" will come.
From now on, badness will end.
Everyone, please act properly.
"Shikagenin"!
This scary prank...
This time, Matsumoto will set it up!
"Youthful Badness Prank - Karateka Edition"!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Without knowing anything, "karateka" has appeared.
Good morning!
And now, "shikagenin" will go around and meet other young people and enter the stadium.
Good morning!
"Downtown", "Yamasaki", "Kokoriko", and "License" will be added.
After this, "Dave Spector", who will show a show full of tension in the dressing room, will also stand by.
Ready, action!
Finally, the fake plan will be realized!
From now on, we will hold a special tag match without people since "Owarai Sedai Tosou 2005".
First of all, in the red corner, "Gaki no Tsukai" "NOW GENERATIONS" is entering!
Go for it!
Please welcome, from the blue corner, the young generation!
And the judge of this match is the referee world's "lip gorilla", Bunten Hamata!
I won't lose!
Here we go!
I won't lose!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah!
I'll be strong!
I'm gonna bite you a little!
What's wrong with you?
Before the match begins, both teams will receive bouquets of flowers.
Here you go!
Let's fight with dignity!
Stop it!
You can't do that here!
Who do you think you are?
You can't do that here!
No, no.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
Suwako.
Yes?
What should we do?
Yes?
I'm sorry.
I was careless.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Let's go back to the dressing room for a moment and talk about what we just saw.
Anyway, let's go back to the dressing room.
At first, there was a weird atmosphere with those two.
It wasn't a prank, it was probably a joke.
On the other hand, young people also go back to the dressing room, but...
Karateka, who suddenly froze the air, is already pale.
I'll bring a flower and go back.
It's like a solo live.
The first part wasn't funny, and then it started and it wasn't funny anymore.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
From the beginning?
I don't think it's good to go without meeting someone in person.
That's right.
I don't think it's good for anyone to go without meeting someone in person.
No, no, no.
Well, it's not good.
It's bad, but it's cut.
Wow, it's tough.
It's tough.
Only you two are standing up.
These guys are sitting down.
These guys are really relieved.
You should stand up here. You were standing up first.
I don't know if I can cut this for real.
No, it's over.
I'm sorry.
It's in.
This works.
- What are you doing? - I'm curious about what's going on.
- This is what happened in the story. - That's right.
- But all of us are like this. - That's right.
- Right? - Kohori-san, you should leave it to me.
- Maybe you should leave it to me. - You should say it.
Yamasaki and Kokori-kun head for the young players' room.
And they chase down the Karate-ka, which is their target.
- What did you do at the door? - At first, I said it.
- Then, everyone said it and I said it. - You said it?
- I said it and everyone said it. - You said it?
- Yes, I said it. - You said it?
- Yes, I said it. - Then, Hama-san pushed me and said it.
- Huh? - Huh?
- You said it, didn't you? - Yes, I said it.
- You said it, didn't you? - It has nothing to do with you.
- Who kicked you in the head?
- Wow, it's strong.
- Who kicked you in the head? Wow, it's strong.
- Someone pushed you and your knee went in.
- Knee? - Knee.
- Someone pushed you and your knee went in. - Someone pushed you and your knee went in.
- No one knows who did it. - No one knows who did it.
- Maybe. - Maybe.
And then Hamada said it, and then I said it, and then I licked it and it came out.
I don't like saying that anymore.
- No, I'm listening to you now, so... - Please leave me alone.
- I don't like it at all. - And then...
He said it was a tiger. He said it was a tiger.
Here, Matsumoto is on standby for the last prank.
Meanwhile, in their break-up room, what fate awaits Karate-ka?
- Good evening. - Good evening. - Good evening.
- I don't know what's going on. - I'm sorry for talking to you like this.
- What's going on? - Hey, I don't know what you're mad about, but I don't know what's going on.
- So it's out of line. - Eh? - It's out of line overall.
- What do you mean it's out of line? - I don't know.
- Yeah. - It's not like we've met before or anything like that.
I think it's the tiger's self-introduction.
At first, "do aye, oye, ore, ire," I think it's like that.
- Huh? What? - "Aye, oye, ore, ire," is what the tiger said in his self-introduction.
- Oh, I see. - "Ore, ire," is what he said in his self-introduction.
- He said a lot of things. You shouldn't underestimate him like that. - You shouldn't underestimate him like that.
- What did he say about the tiger? - Huh?
- Yeah. - He said about the tiger.
- It's me. - Oh, it's you guys. - Yes.
- No, you guys are different. - Yes, it's me.
- But who hit him? - I didn't hit him.
- Oh, it's you.
- I didn't hit him. Someone pushed me. - Oh, really? - Yes.
- Who pushed you? - Warren.
- Is he in there?
- You? - I don't know.
- I was wondering if you should go.
- Someone pushed you, didn't they? - Yes.
- Who pushed you?
- Me? - You?
- Who pushed you? - I just saw it.
- You! - I don't know.
- Tell me first. - Yes.
- John. - Yes.
- What did you do?
- It's none of your business. - You hit him, didn't you?
- Yes. - You hit him, didn't you?
- Come here. - For now.
- Right, Soichi? - I'll tell you what happened.
- I'll go with you. - No, I'll go with you.
- You go first. - Sorry.
- Sorry.
S-signs available!
You shouldn't underestimate them
You shouldn't underestimate Matsumoto
[Yabu-chan is in shock.]
Yabu-chan!
What?
[What is happening?]
What?
Is it true?
Yabu-chan, you're ***ed.
[Yabu-chan is in shock.]
Prank!
It's a prank!
Prank!
Everyone knew about it, except you two.
Everyone knew about it?
Everyone knew about it!
Including you, Genji and Koma?
Everyone knew about it!
What?!
That's right.
Uwaaah!
Uwaaah...
Uwaaah... I've been doing this for so long...
I think it's time for me to say goodbye...
To everyone!
Then, let's say goodbye...
Where's your partner, Irie?
There's no difference!
Meanwhile, his partner, Irie, was nervous and speechless.
And then, Matsumoto said...
Then sing, damn you!
Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!
I shouldn't have underestimated you! I shouldn't have underestimated you!
Matsumoto underestimated me!
What's wrong?
Don't laugh!
I was so scared!
What should we do?
I was so scared!
I didn't know anything!
I was so scared!
Irie!
Who were you again?
Damn you!
Damn you! Damn you!
Damn you!
In the second episode of Gaki no Tsukai...
Chiki-chiki, Natsuya, Sumi, Yama-chan presents...
Go! Shodome, Jamboree, Kengakuukai!
This time, we have a catchphrase for this show.
A catchphrase?
One, two...
Sing!
That's pretty good.
"Unchaka"!
"Unchaka" is Shodome's catchphrase.
And Makihara-san...
Is making a song called "Unchaka".
Maki?
Maki!
Can you sing it for us? "Unchaka"!
Yes!
Unchaka...
Really?
Didn't you record it?
That's impossible!
I didn't do it!
I was mad at the staff!
I was like, "Damn you, Yamasaki!"
What's wrong with you?
"Go! Shodome, Jamboree, Unchaka" will be held in Shodome, Tokyo...
Until August 31st!
A special event will be held...
Including a special booth for popular Japanese TV shows!
And the first guest of Gaki members is...
What do you call this?
It's cute!
Isn't it "Happy Zooming"?
"Happy Zooming"!
Is "Happy Zooming" okay?
Is it okay?
Why do you think it's funny?
It's funny!
And I'm inside "Happy Zooming"!
Last year...
Endo...
Endo joined.
I joined.
Last year Endo joined...
Endo joined again this year...
Hey, do it!
I don't mind, but...
Do it!
This kind of seniority makes me angry.
Are you going in from here?
No, Endo will go in.
Hey, do it!
I will do it!
Be more excited than usual!
Yes!
Do you know the rhythm of the tambourine?
Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
Can you do it?
Do it loud!
I will do it!
One...
Two...
Three...
Do it loud! Do it loud!
Wow...
Do it loud! Do it loud!
Wow...
What is this coldness?
Sorry for Endo, but we couldn't do it in person.
Janmori, you're going to hate me, aren't you?
Ichiro walks around the venue and heads to the next booth.
What's this?
This is Fuji-Q Highland Protex Screaming Graveyard!
In other words, it's scary.
It's a weapon!
World of Weapons, directed by Agumi, will experience this scary attraction!
What kind of scary effect will it have this time?
What's this? There's nothing here!
This is scary!
There's nothing here, right?
There's nothing here!
I understand!
Let's go together!
No!
Hurry up!
I don't want to!
Why are you coming out?!
There it is!
It's in there!
Ghost! Ghost!
It's not here!
Let's get out of here!
I want you to sit here.
No!
Please, let me out!
Help me!
It's scary!
I'm sorry!
This is the director!
The general director!
Here it is!
Hot spring inn?
That's right, Uwawara's laughable hot spring inn has been boosted this time!
Wow!
- Shall we go? - Yes!
- Ah, look at this! - Wow!
- It's nostalgic! - I remember riding it!
- Did you bring it as it is? - Yes!
Hello, everyone!
Now, the tour guide will guide you!
The first person to welcome you is...
Hello, everyone!
Welcome!
This is Downtown Hamada, Kokoriko's Tanaka, and...
...someone else who made Yama-something-guy laugh...
...that legendary hot spring inn!
I don't think a country bumpkin like you...
...can keep laughing until the end, but...
- Uwawa, you're terrible! - ...do your best!
In the booth, which is filled with end of year specials...
...of course, there is laughter!
If you laugh, you will be given a mark of punishment...
...and if you tell a secret, you will be forced to leave!
- Is that so? - Yes!
- You must be curious about this, right? - Yes!
- Well, then... - Huh?
- This... - Ah, you just touched it!
Because the camera just went "gaah"!
- That's not true! - No way!
- Well, I'm sorry, Hamada-san. - Yes!
- Wow! - It's real, isn't it?
- Does that mean you meet it sometimes? - Yes!
- Ah, you meet it sometimes! - I see!
- I didn't know you meant it like that! - Yes!
Well, then...
- Well, bye-bye! - This is the bathhouse!
Please sit over there!
- Well, Eno-san, please! - Yes!
- And Tanaka-san, please sit here! - Tanaka-san...
- I'm afraid of scary things, you know... - Ah!
- Huh? - Huh?
- You laughed, didn't you? - I laughed, didn't I?
- What do you mean by "OK"? - Well, this part doesn't show up.
- Ah, it's not "OK", but "Tanaka-kun laughed". - It's not "OK", but "Tanaka-kun laughed".
- Hey, isn't it too early for you to laugh? - I'm really laughing, you know!
- The booth tour documents. And for the staff... - Hey! You guys! Come here, come here!
- Gakitsuka Five is... - Huh?
- These five are... - Gakitsuka Five!
If you buy this DVD, you get a promite, right?
From Gakutsuka 5.
Hamada-san, you can have one, too.
Oh, promite.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Wow, amazing.
There's only one Nakamura in a square.
It doesn't matter if you get this one wrong or if you get this one right.
That's right.
This is rare, isn't it, Nakamura-san?
You know what I think about this?
Like Jean-Boly said,
I think it's better to put a trash can where this booth came out.
Gakutsuka booth will be held during this period.
Black goods are also full of information.
We're looking forward to your visit!
DVDs are on sale now!
Episode 5 - A trip to an onsen inn where you can't laugh.
Episode 6 - Yamasaki vs. Moriban.
Episode 7 will be released soon!
Look forward to it!