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Please!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you sitting like that?
But you know, it's weird for me to sit like that.
It's impossible for you to sit like that.
That's fine, but...
Yeah, it's cramped in here.
Good morning!
It's been a while!
Good morning!
I was doing a shoot nearby, so I came to say hello.
Oh, I see.
Yes, I'm sorry about that.
I have a shoot too.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
It's cramped in here, though.
I'm sorry about that.
You're dressed up today, though.
Oh, you're right.
It's a shoot, you know.
Yeah, it's a shoot in a park.
You're dressed up like that.
I'm sorry about that, but...
About what?
I'm staying in the countryside.
In the city center!
There wasn't one.
There wasn't one?
You're staying in the countryside?
There wasn't one!
There wasn't one in the countryside.
It kept flowing back and forth.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
It's all...
You've been busy lately, haven't you?
Yeah.
That's right.
He won, didn't he?
In R-1.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
Look, he's got something on his nose.
Oh, yeah, I've seen it.
I've seen it a lot.
He's got something on his nose.
I'd like to see it, but...
Even if you say it now, you can't do it now, can you?
What?
Even if you say it now, you can't do it now, can you?
No, no, I can do it.
What? Really?
No, it's just a signboard.
A signboard?
It's a different way of using it, isn't it?
Is it in there?
Wow!
You've got a lot of them!
That's a lot of them.
When did you get told to do that?
It's got a nameplate.
That's a lot of them.
Show me.
Can you see it?
This is what Ina said.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a funny guy.
Yeah.
I'll clean it up for you.
I see.
I haven't seen that before.
Are you cleaning it up?
Do you like it slippery?
It's a godlike thing.
It's a subconscious thing.
It's like a regular store.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
I want to play with it!
That's amazing!
It's slippery.
If you do it fast, you win!
That's amazing!
Do it slowly.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's an amazing skill!
This is the noodle rope.
Noodle rope.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's why it's up there.
Wow, that's amazing!
Sorry, sorry.
Don't get it on your hands!
Is it basically udon?
Basically it's udon.
But can you eat most of it like that?
I think you can eat most of it.
Can you go to a supermarket and buy it for me?
I want to try a lot of things.
I don't have much time.
I've been all over the place and I've been told I can't do it.
Can you go to a supermarket and buy it for me?
I'm in a hurry.
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This is good.
I want you to eat sashimi, too.
This is good.
Is this a surprise?
This is a big surprise.
I can't think of anything like this.
Let's do it.
This is easy.
This is a heavy thing.
This is easy.
Can you eat this?
I think you can eat it.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was hard work.
I ate a lot of things.
Do you want me to eat it?
Is this easy?
This is easy.
Can I eat this?
This is hard.
I'll leave it to you.
Can I eat this?
Do you want me to eat it?
I can't eat it.
What's wrong?
This is hard.
I can't eat it.
I'm hungry.
I can eat it.
What is this?
Isn't it too late for this?
It's too late for this.
It's impossible for this.
This is a little...
There's a lot of stuff in here.
Oh, here it is.
Nameko.
It's not Nameko.
Enoki.
This is enoki.
Is enoki edible?
It's edible, right?
Oh, it's onion.
It's edible.
If it's too thin...
It's water.
It's open. It's open.
This thickness is good.
You have a scary face, don't you?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Where did it go? Where did it go?
It has a return.
It's you.
Return...
Return?
It's not return.
Is it this?
Is it this? Is it this?
Is it return?
It's return.
It's reverse.
Return it.
Can you do it?
You have a scary face.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
From here...
It's good. It's good.
But it's not reaching.
It's not reaching.
Then...
This is bad.
It's just right.
This is your size.
I see.
It's just right.
Inside...
It's like this.
This is good.
All of it.
That's just right.
That's good.
That's...
It's clean.
And...
This is good.
Wow.
It's just right.
It's coming.
I can see it from here.
I can see it.
English...
Where did you go?
Did you go down?
Did you eat it?
What is this?
This is bad.
Every time...
I fail in various patterns.
Does this happen?
Are you eating it?
Do you eat it?
You went to school.
It has a slight angle.
With a sword technique...
This is my job.
It's a world of secrets...
Who is it?
What?
It's in Dante's castle.
Stop it! Stop it!
Where is it going?
Is it going away?
It's so long!
Wow!
Is it edible?
This is an easy win.
Is it a spear squid?
It looks like a squid.
Let me clean it up.
Yes, yes.
Is it good?
If it's edible...
Yes, it's good.
Is it edible?
Yes, it is.
I see.
This is an easy win.
Please.
The finish is...
You can do it like this.
It's too long.
It's like a gong.
The finish is...
It's like a gong.
Slowly.
Why are you doing it so suddenly?
It doesn't stop.
It's too long.
It doesn't stop.
I see.
It's too easy.
It's a success pattern.
In Japan, it's called "damaguzai".
What is this?
It's a toy that you stick on your head.
This!
It's a perfect...
It's an easy win.
If you rip this part off...
I see.
This is also easy, isn't it?
This is also udon, isn't it?
That's right.
- This is going to be good. - It's out.
- It's out! It's out!
- Oh, it's out! - It's out! It's out!
- It's out! - It's out! It's out!
- Oh, it's out! - Oh!
- Is this a bittern? - Bittern! Bittern!
- What do we do?
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is going to be good!
- Is this too easy? - It was sold at a supermarket.
- It's sold at a supermarket now.
- I think we can do it. - Really?
- I think we can do it. - Can we stand up and do it?
- It's too thin. - Isn't it too thin?
- It's not too thin at all.
- You do it like this and connect it with the one that comes out.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, I see.
- If I'm bad at this, I'll swing it all my life.
- You swing it everywhere. - Everywhere.
- Oh, oh, oh.
- It's not good. - It's not good.
- Oh, I see. - There's always a way.
- Oh, this is easy.
- Is it easy? - It's definitely easy.
- This is easy. - It's like this, isn't it?
- This is amazing, grandpa!
- This is really... - But it's been a while since I've done this.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- Wow!
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- There are a lot of people. - Yes, there are a lot of people.
- But you lost soccer in Japan, but you are fine, aren't you? - No, I'm not laughing. I'm not losing.
- Oh, really? - I'm still doing it.
- If you say so, it's a little funny. - Are you a little worried about it?
- I'm not worried about it. You're not interested in it, are you? - What do you think?
- I'm not interested in it at all. - No, I'm not interested in it, but you're worried about it, aren't you?
- What do you think? - I feel like I should talk a little earlier.
- Why is everyone so enthusiastic? - I don't know.
- It's just like that, isn't it? You don't usually say that much, do you? - You haven't seen it, have you? You haven't seen it, have you?
- It's funny because you don't say it. It's like high school soccer. - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the afternoon... - Well, it's a little unpleasant. - It's unpleasant.
- If you say it too much, it's like a baby. - Why? Don't you want me to say it? Do you want me to say it? Which one?
- Well... I don't know Japanese. - Well, you don't know it, do you?
- I've been watching it, and there were three balls this time. - There are.
- Why do you say it like that? - Well, I was a little angry in the dressing room, but... - What is it?
- When it comes to soccer, you always say something like "Aue, Aue", don't you? - Aue... Aue...
- You say it, don't you? - Aue...
- Why do you say it like that? You don't say it much in other sports, do you? Why do you say "Aue" only in soccer? Like "Tekkoku"...
- Why do you say it like that? - No, it's not "Tekkoku"...
- You know, whether it's baseball or ballet, you say it in other countries, don't you? You don't say it much in other countries, do you?
- You say it a lot in soccer, don't you? - Well, yes, yes...
- What is it? Are you mentally weak? - I don't know it...
- You say it like "I want to go home, I want to go home", don't you? - I don't know it...
You know, we used to say...
...We used to say that to each other.
- We still don't know the answer. - I see...
- Why do you say it like that? - Well, it's one way of saying it.
You say it a lot in soccer, don't you?
"Just me"?
"Me saying Aue"?
- I don't want to say it... - No, you don't.
I heard you were in a bad mood.
What do you mean?
I wanted to tell you.
I'm in a bad mood?
You know that thing you do while you're thinking?
There's an object there.
Between you and me.
Yeah, I know.
That object is asking you how much you want it for.
And mine is...
585,000 yen.
That's a lot of sterol.
And Hamada's is...
485,000 yen.
Yeah, yeah.
When I asked him where this 100,000 yen difference came from...
He looked like he didn't want to say it.
So I told him to say it.
And Hamada's is...
His face is all swollen up.
Oh, you want me to scoop it up for you?
You don't have to dig that deep.
Will 100,000 yen change like this?
Oh, that's funny.
The more you dig, the more you want it.
Yeah, it's like that.
It's like a good thing.
I see.
I'm not in a bad mood or anything.
I'm just in a bad mood.
Oh, I see.
That's how it changes.
Yeah, that's how it changes.
I see.
That's all I wanted to tell you.
Thank you.
Now!
Shall we announce the correct answer?
What?
What is it?
The correct answer is...
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, the hero of the entertainment world.
I see.
Matsumoto-san, you seem to have seen a rebellious Ultraman before.
How did you touch it?
It was amazing.
What was?
First of all...
It was breaking a gate.
What gate?
It didn't go back for three minutes.
Ah, I see.
It was like it didn't matter.
"Alright!" it said.
Scary!
"Alright!" it said.
Scary, isn't it?
Yes, it was scary.
Is it okay for it to stay there for more than three minutes?
No, if it stays there for more than three minutes, it gets angry.
It seems like it feels good.
"Ah, scary!" it said.
But...
You can't do anything even if it's there.
That's right.
You can only see it?
You can only see it, but...
"Scary!" it said.
It seemed like it was angry.
That's scary.
Yes, I saw it like that.
That's not what you want me to do, is it?
No, no, it's nothing.
It was rebellious.
What kind of rebellion was it doing?
Ah, it was rebellious.
For example, what kind of rebellion?
What?
What kind of rebellion?
What kind of rebellion do you mean?
No, no, it's rebellious.
You've seen it, right?
Of course.
You haven't? Which one?
I haven't.
Why didn't you say that earlier?!
You should've said you have!
You haven't, right?!
No, I haven't.
I'm just imagining it.
Then apologize!
Should I apologize?
Sorry!
A long time ago, when Matsumoto-san went to play in the woods with his brother, he found a house of sweets. Is it true?
Don't lie, Matsumoto!
Hurry up and show me your soccer!
I'm sure you don't want me to say that, but it's true.
Oh, I see.
However!
If you imagine a house of sweets that you often see in picture books or movies, you're wrong.
But in reality, it's not that glamorous.
It's a little lower budget.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
How is it like?
Basically, it's like there's miso on it.
It's sloppy.
At the end, it's like you're in a house of sweets.
There's miso on it.
It's like miso from "Miso Dengaku".
It's sloppy.
"What is this, brother?" I said.
It's a little sweet!
"And it's not sweet either!" I said.
It's like Japanese style.
Even the window...
What is it made of?
It's like "nikogori".
Is it soft?
It's pretty thick, though.
There are a lot of little shrimps in it.
Brother!
What are you looking at?
It's so thick you can't see it well.
Most of them are wobbly.
The shrimp is in the way, brother!
It's sweet!
Is it sweet?
Even the door...
It's like "sazae"'s "ungo".
It's deep green and it's like "goro".
"Wow, it feels good, ninja".
"It's sweet".
"It's not sweet".
"It's definitely not sweet there".
Well, well, well... I spent one night there.
Can you stay there?
It's my house, so I can stay there.
Really? So you had a bed and all?
I had a bed and all.
What did you use it for?
What do you mean?
What did you use it for?
It was just a normal wood.
You can't use it for anything!
You're so annoying!
You don't say anything!
I used it for curtains.
Ah, I think I know what you mean.
I told you not to say it.
Who told you that?
Huh?
Who told you that?
My boss.
You have a boss?
Yes, it's my house, so there are people who live there.
What kind of people?
People with a lot of guts.
Can you stay there forever?
"It's definitely not sweet there".
"It's definitely not sweet there"!
Mr. Matsumoto, if Mr. Hamada dies first,
what will you put in his coffin?
What will I put in his coffin?
Will you put something you like in his coffin?
Ah, I'd like to do a lot of things for him.
You like yakisoba, don't you?
No, I like yakisoba!
Don't put it in his coffin!
I'll put it in his coffin instead of your coffin!
It'll get dirty.
It's already dirty.
What's the point of worrying about it now?
I'll just cook it and eat it.
I'll put ginger in it.
Yeah, that's good.
It's normal.
And erotic DVDs, right?
I'll put a lot of erotic DVDs in it.
There's no place for you anymore.
It's too much!
If you put it in his coffin, was it still down there?
Look, it's floating!
Half of it is still out!
I'll put it in his coffin instead of your coffin!
What's the point of worrying about it now?
I'll put it in his coffin instead of your coffin!
It's easy! Just put one or two DVDs in it!
I don't know which one you like.
That's fine.
I'll think about it.
Hamburg steak...
I'll put fried egg on the hamburger.
It won't make you happy!
It won't make me happy!
It's easy.
I'll put it on you.
I'll put fried egg on you.
On this triangular part.
I'll make you a triangle with white meat!
And a yellow bone in the middle!
I'll do it for you.
And at the end...
I'll put it on you!
And you'll be like...
Don't stain it!
At the very end!
No, I think it's good. It's really good.
Everyone's crying and saying "please look at it!"
You're a kid, you can't look at it!
It's got a lot of cream on it!
No, when you bake it again, you'll feel good about it!
We'll do it again this year!
In the last Sushi Battle, these three were punished!
And this time...
Bibibiri outlet battle!
Out of all of Gasko's outlets, the one that caused fear is...
Tell us!
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