AISubs v3.4
[Jersey]
What are you doing today?
What do you think?
Everyone is wearing jerseys.
What did we do today?
Table tennis, right?
Table tennis competition.
Table tennis?
Yes, table tennis.
Alright!
The prize money is of course...
Of course.
How much is it?
Of course it's one million yen.
One million!?
Wow, that's amazing.
Thank you.
You're really motivated.
Of course it's one million.
Recently you've been lying a lot.
Recently you've been...
It seems like your partner was also lying.
What!?
Really!?
Yes.
But if it's one million, I'll do my best.
I'll do my best.
Um... do you know?
What?
"Tatsupanda".
Ah, you're doing something now.
"Tatsupanda".
"Lesser Panda", this is a table tennis...
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
I know it.
There's a lot of people gathering.
You saw it, didn't you?
Yes.
Why!?
Chiba, Chiba.
But you couldn't see people standing up.
Anyway, there's a lot of people.
There's thousands of people.
Really!?
Yes!
There's a lot of people, right?
There's a lot of people.
There's thousands of people.
It's five hundred yen, so the entrance fee...
It's five hundred yen, so people will come.
People will come.
It's amazing.
There's also a lot of goods.
Animals are amazing.
It's amazing.
There's hundreds of millions of them.
"Lesser Panda".
"Lesser Panda" is hundreds of millions.
Ah, it's amazing.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
What's wrong?
My intestines hurt.
Intestines?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Intestines?
Does your stomach hurt?
My stomach hurts.
Which one is it?
I squeezed it in my intestines once.
Once?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
It's still spreading.
Hey, today...
The location is a little difficult.
Are you okay?
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
Go to the bathroom.
I'm fine without you, but...
I think I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
You're fine?
You're fine!
You're definitely fine.
You're fine, aren't you, Oruma-san?
A little.
But you're pretty fine.
Okay, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Huh? What's this?
What's this?
Huh?
It's taller than Chiba.
It's a lesser edition.
You went to see it, didn't you?
I said I didn't see it, but I went to see it.
Where is it standing?
You said you couldn't see it.
Why can't you see it here?
It's taller than Chiba.
Chiba was standing.
It can't be taller than that.
Look at this.
This price in Toshin London.
It looks like 1,000 yen.
It's almost 500 yen.
Really?
It's expensive.
It's twice as expensive.
It's a little expensive because it's Toshin.
I want to buy it, but I can't see it because it's too close.
You should see it here.
I want to see it, but I can't see it.
If you look at it, you can see it.
That's right.
I'm sorry, but I can't hold it.
Okay, okay.
I'll give you a discount.
Really?
You're generous.
Let's say it.
Let's go.
Do you want to go in here?
It's amazing.
"lesser panda" is an animal similar to "alai guma" that lives in various regions of Asia, such as China.
I've heard of it before, but I've never heard of it again.
And now, suddenly, such a straight "lesser panda" has appeared in the city center.
Now, let's go into the world of mysterious creatures full of miracles.
It's long.
Well, well.
I want to see it.
I know, I know.
I want to see it.
Ah, it says something.
It's long!
It's still there.
This is different from "lesser panda", isn't it?
It's completely different.
It's different, isn't it?
It says "alai guma" here.
It's not "lesser panda", is it?
This is enough, isn't it?
This is "alai guma".
It's "alai guma rascal", isn't it?
If you turn it around like this, you'll find it.
It says "lesser panda".
And what made me angry the most was that it said "you can't buy it at home".
Because you borrowed it from me.
You don't have to look at it now, but you know it's there, don't you?
You're looking at it in the video, but you don't know it's there in the photo?
This is an information salon.
Salon, huh?
It's a tough salon.
If you pull it like this...
What does it mean?
I don't know.
What does it mean?
Do you press it standing up?
Press it standing up.
If you pull it fast, it stands up fast.
It stands up fast.
It's very rough.
There's a way back.
That's right.
Watch out.
It's dangerous here.
It's like...
It's broken.
This is a great feeling.
What is it?
Let me hold it.
It's 3 kg.
About 1 kg.
It's a little heavier than this.
How much does it weigh?
It's 3 kg.
It's heavy.
What does it weigh?
It's between 5 kg and 3 kg.
I see.
Wow.
What do you think, Endo?
Is this enough, Mr. Panda?
What do you think?
- Like this? - Yes.
- What's this? - Let's see it from Futa's point of view.
- He's using the lever of the chair well. - There's something on the back.
- Mr. Panda, look! - It looks like there's a chair.
- He's sitting here and there's a lever on the right. - It's in front of you.
- Is it? - He's sitting now and it's in front of you.
- Is it? - Yes.
- Can you lift it up? - Futa-kun, stand up and...
- I can see his face. - What do you think?
- I can see it, but... - I can see it.
- I see.
- Can you feel it? - I can feel it.
- But... - Yes.
- I can only see grass. - Yes.
- But when it changes... - I can see it.
- I can only see it now. - I can only see it now.
- But you said you could only see grass. - But it's not grass at all, right?
- When I stand up... - You can see it.
- I can only lift it up with my legs. - You can only lift it up with your legs.
- I can't see his face. - Is it easier for you to see it?
- I can see it. - Can you confirm it?
- I don't know who it is. - It's only 10m left.
- Really? - It looks like a real object.
Katsuta-age (fried katsuta)
Meat and fish are seasoned with soy sauce and mirin, and deep-fried in oil.
Tartar sauce goes well with katsuta-age (fried whale)
This is exquisite!
"tatsumon" (tatsumon)
That "tatsumon" is different, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's kanji.
This one?
Does it have a meaning?
This one?
It's either "tateru" or "tateru"
Don't you think too much about it?
"tachi" (touch)
"tachi" means "touch" in baby language.
This is also a title of a young manga.
"umai koto ni" (well done)
What's this?
The male lead's name is "tatsuya" (well done)
"umai koto ni" (well done)
What's this?
"tachi" and "tachi" are different.
This has a meaning.
I think it has a meaning.
But I said it earlier.
It has a meaning.
Two of them have a meaning.
What's this?
Why is it "umai koto ni"?
This is definitely "umai koto ni".
This is also "umai koto ni".
What's this?
This also has a meaning.
It looks like "tachi" (touch)
It's open.
Let's open it.
Hey! If you open this door...
It's here!
Let's go in.
Let's play a game.
I can't see it.
I'm eating something.
There is a button.
Shall we push it?
What button is it?
Shall we push it?
I'm scared.
I can't react.
Oh, I see.
Oh, this is how you stand up.
Oh, I see.
It's different.
It's not coming this way, is it?
It's completely different.
Come on, come on, come on.
I see.
Come here, Fuda-kun.
Is it really different?
Well...
It's not...
Fuda-kun!
It won't open.
Fuda-kun?
Animals?
It won't open for animals.
It won't open.
Fuda-kun, come here.
Come here.
Come here, Fuda-kun.
Fuda-kun...
Fuda-kun, come here, come here.
Come here.
Come here, Fuda-kun.
Fuda-kun...
Fuda-kun's going to be bullied by you.
Fuda-kun, we're not going to bully you.
We're going to feed you!
We're just going to feed you feed!
Come here, come here.
Again, again.
He's walking!
Wow, wow!
He's walking!
He's walking again!
Can you stand up a little more?
Show me your face!
You're not crying!
Futa's surprised!
Futa's got a serious look on his face!
Futa's...
Can you hold him?
Futa, come here!
Come here, Futa!
Futa's a huge fan of apples.
Here he comes!
But it won't reach him!
It won't reach him!
Futa, come here!
It won't reach him.
What are you going to do about it?
Can you eat it?
There it is!
(The audience is laughing)
- Are you okay? - I'm okay! I'm okay!
I'm okay!
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Applause)
Wow!
I didn't know it would be so supportive.
What are you doing here?
I came to see you.
I made a mistake again.
I thought I would never make this mistake again.
- I did it again. - Yes, yes.
In the past...
When Hamada and I were in middle school and junior high school...
Yes.
- When we were shopping... - Yes.
There was a cart sale in front of the record store.
Yes.
- Kenji Sawada's... - Kenji Sawada's...
- Preliminary album! - Preliminary album!
- There was something like that. - Preliminary album!
- It was a cassette for 1,000 yen. - I bought it! I bought it!
- Kouta's... - Yes.
- Kenji Sawada's... - Yes.
- All of Juri's hits are in it! - This is...
- Hamada! - What are you saying?
- Matsu! - What are you saying?
All of Juri's hits are in it!
I said, "This has got to be bought!"
It was about 1,000 yen.
I said, "This is cheap! Cheap!"
I bought it!
- You two said... - When we were listening...
When we were listening...
You know...
You said, "Tokio!"
I didn't know any of your songs!
You know...
In one hand...
Pistol!
Who the hell is that?!
I thought I'd never make that mistake again.
But the other day...
I looked it up and it's a new era now.
It was around 1950.
It was all about Okinawa.
Oh, that kind of stuff.
It was all about Okinawa.
Oh, that kind of stuff.
What was it?
From Bigin...
Yes, yes, yes.
To Zawawa...
It was all about Okinawa!
It was 1950 yen!
Oh, that's...
Let go of me!
I'd like to make it clear...
It was all about Orgel!
When I was little, when I went home, I noticed that this CD didn't have a song in it.
Pin, pin, pin
It doesn't say "zawa"!
I was so surprised when I dreamt that I was going to be like him.
You know, I'm a playboy and I'm serializing.
I thought for a moment that it might be a prank.
An interviewer - let's talk about this for a long time -
an interviewer - I record a lot of things on cassettes, like "how is it, Masumoto-san?"
I was talking and I was talking pretty passionately and he said "s-s-s-sorry!"
I asked him "what's wrong?" and he said "my nose hurts all of a sudden"
all of a sudden, all of a sudden
I said "would you mind if I lay down for a bit?"
Is it okay for you?
Please continue!
I said!
And I was like this!
Are you kidding me?!
I'm serious!
And I was like this!
Ah, I see.
You can't laugh like that!
Please continue, please continue.
Is it okay for you?
And I got up and there was blood all over my shirt.
And I was talking and it seemed like it would bother me.
And I sucked out all of the blood.
Is it okay for you?
I'm serious, I'm serious!
"It's blood!" I thought.
You didn't say that, did you?
"It's blood!" I thought.
And after work, I'd come to school and do it again.
That's right, that's right.
If you come here again, I'll push you.
I really want to see you like that.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who is sensitive to all kinds of things.
That's right.
I heard a rumor that a big earthquake is coming recently.
I heard you can predict an earthquake.
How do you predict it?
Well...
Can I say something serious?
Go ahead.
I mean, I've only talked about serious things so far.
I really do have it.
What?
Prediction ability.
Yes.
Well, it's true, but...
But...
It's really...
about two seconds ago.
No, no...
This is amazing, isn't it?
I'm sure you're all thinking, "Oh, it's shaking."
You're thinking it's shaking a little while ago.
No, it's really like that.
Before these lights and signs start shaking,
I'm like, "Oh, it's shaking."
Yes.
I wonder what it is.
So, you know...
You know...
You all hold up your mics and go like...
"P-hara, P-hara," like...
You know...
Like an intro...
Oh, that!
I have no idea what that is.
What? What is that sound?
You said you didn't know the intro.
But you said you would know it if you said it two seconds ago, didn't you?
No, you said you only didn't know it in the beginning.
Yes, yes, I said I only didn't know it.
Yes, you said you only didn't know it in the beginning.
Yes, yes, so...
So, it doesn't make sense if you say you don't know it every day, does it?
That's... Ah, I couldn't predict it.
I couldn't predict you saying it every day.
So you can't predict anything other than yourself.
But it's amazing, isn't it? That you know it two seconds ago.
Two seconds? Isn't it too soon?
If you say "ton-ton", it's only two seconds.
Ah, you fool. How many things can you kiss in two seconds?
Matsumoto-san, is it true that you can freely open a chakra that you can't easily open in an ordinary person?
Is it true? And what happens when you open a chakra?
I don't know about this.
Well, you're right.
What is this? What do you want to say?
Chakra?
Yes.
I don't know much about it, either.
It's like a gold chain, isn't it?
You're hiding it, aren't you?
What is a chakra?
W-what is it?
What is a chakra?
Well, it's probably...
It's a bit religious, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It's probably something like a development of India or something like that, isn't it?
You can't open a chakra in an ordinary person, can you?
Of course you can't!
What if four out of five people open it?
Well, I don't know anything about it, but I can't say anything about it.
What kind of thing can you tell me about a chakra? What does it open like?
Now you know what I'm talking about.
The moment you got mad and got angry...
Yes.
Wasn't it open like that?
No, no, I don't know. I don't know!
Chakra is like that.
Chakra!
What does Chakra do?! It's stupid!
I think Chakra is like that.
Um...
Then how do you open it?
So...
For example you...
Right now...
Right now!
Yes, yes.
Do you know if the washing machine lid is open?!
That's Chakra!
Arush!
Can I say something?
No, I don't know!
Don't play with so-called "chakra" with "chakra".
I'm not playing. I just want to know.
Don't touch "chakra". Never.
You're really going to say something.
"Chakra" is something more natural.
Do you understand? So you can't be conscious of "chakra".
I see.
When you go out in the city and you don't know where "chakra" is...
No, I know it! I know it!
I ate it about two hours ago, but I'm a little hungry for "chakra" now.
See?
I don't want you to think like that.
How about it?
No, I've never thought about it.
Then...
I don't know what "chakra" is.
"Chakra" is...
Yes, yes.
I'm talking about "chakra" now.
Yes.
"Chakra" is looking at me.
No, no, no.
Everyone is looking at me.
Everyone is looking at me!
No, no, no!
Wow, wow, wow! They're behind me!
So I don't want you to think about "chakra" too much.
"Chakra" is...
Don't think about "chakra".
Yes, yes.
If you do that, "chakra" will hate you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes.
"Chakra" is...
Yes.
Do you know "chakra"?
Please, tell me.
What have you been saying all this time, then?
Do you have this bamboo?
What have you been saying all this time?
You've been turning around and saying all kinds of things like "don't touch me".
"Chakra" is...
You're "chakra", aren't you?!
"Chakra" is...