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Tonight, we have invited Kikateri Ueda, the greatest fortune-teller of this century, who has urgently returned from Canada.
I would like to witness many surprising miracles with you.
Today, we have invited him as a witness of these miracles.
Thank you for coming.
Good evening.
Mr. Hamada, do you know this Kikateri Ueda?
No, I don't know him at all.
Is that so?
I don't know what will happen at all.
What about you, Mr. Matsumoto?
I've never been fortune-told on a program like this before.
To be honest, I don't know if it's true or not.
In Canada's special edition, the average viewing rate is 27%.
And up to 8 o'clock, it's 35%.
It's a legendary fortune-teller.
It's very famous.
I don't think it has much to do with fortune- telling.
By the way, I think you know this.
Kazuko Hosoki is the person who guessed that fortune- teller would be right.
He is a difficult person, and I think you can see it in this story, but I'm looking forward to it.
Well, I'd like you to tell me about each and every one of you, but first of all, I'd like to give you a little warning.
This is about Canada, and there was an obituary in that person's house, and one of the guests said that his attitude wasn't very good, and he was attacked by it.
He jumped out of the studio and went to the airport, and as it was, he was reprimanded.
So I'm sorry, but I'd like you to tell me about it.
Well, then, the century's fortune-teller, Kikaderi Umeda, is here!
Kikaderi Umeda
I'm going to bite you more and more.
Mr. Pikaderi, what did you intuitively feel when you were told by these members?
You and you and you... you're no good either!
I don't think you're good except for your stomach.
I don't think there was anything like that.
If five out of fourteen of you are no good, I thought we should let one of you do it.
The first meeting was with Kokori, who has been in a duo for 14 years.
And Pikaderi's wife, who bites them both.
What is the atmosphere like between you two recently?
Both of you are married and have children.
In that sense, I think you've calmed down.
It seems that Mr. Pikaderi wants to make an important prediction about the combination of the two of you.
Can I bite you smoothly?
Yes.
At this rate...
Combination disbanded!
Wh-why is that?
Do you want to know?
Yes, yes, yes.
I do.
Do you really want to know?
Yes, yes, I do.
You guys...
This year...
You guys are going to a big festival in the middle of winter.
The two of you?
The two of you...
Are you going to a big festival?
Gaburi!
Can I bite you?
You two, make sure you greet each other properly!
If we greet each other properly, we won't be left out of the meeting.
Just like your ancestors!
Comrades, you have to take care of each other!
Yes, sir.
Attention!
Like Mr. Kikazeki said, we forgot how we greeted each other in the beginning.
Even though we've been doing it for 10 years.
To be honest, we didn't do it.
Yes, we didn't.
I thought, "Is that so?"
Our next consultant is Hosei Yamasaki.
He's a self-proclaimed professional entertainer.
It's a prank called "Yama-chan, don't do it."
I'm doing a show called "Yameru."
When I was doing that show, I heard a lot of people telling me to quit.
I thought about what I could do to become more needed.
Is that really the case for you two?
Well, that's what I heard.
That's right.
Well, yes, I've heard that kind of claim before.
Now, let's hear the miraculous fortune-teller, Mr. Kikaderi.
That's enough!
Didn't I tell you?
Change your name!
Change my name?
What?
Change my name?
You've never changed your name before?
No, but it's the first time I've met you.
If you don't change your name...
...you're going to hell!
Gauri!
Can I bite you?
If you won't change it...
...today is over!
What should I change the name to?
Make it clear whether you'll change it or not!
He's a little angry.
Mr. Yamazaki, if you won't make it clear whether you'll change it or not...
...it will be difficult for Mr. Piccadilly to answer.
Can you make it clear whether you'll change it or not?
Yes! I'll change it!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Jackie-ckie!
Congratulations.
Jackie-ckie!
Monkey-ckie!
Judge!
It's over.
Mr. Yamazaki...
No, Mr. Jackie-ckie, please come here.
Well...
It's very complicated, but...
Mr. Tanaka, what do you think?
Of course, um...
Mr. Jackie-ckie...
Since it's you...
I'd like you to invite me like that.
Then, Mr. Endo, would you like me to call you?
Ah...
Then, excuse me.
Mr. Jackie-ckie...
I'd like you to invite me like that.
Well...
Finally, Mr. Hamada reveals himself.
In his forbidden private life,
Piccadilly is eating.
Mr. Hamada seems a little anxious.
Then...
Mr. Piccadilly-umeda,
the fortune-teller of the century,
please.
Hamada...
Yes?
It's about time you bit me, right?
This year...
I'm getting divorced!
You...
like collecting videos, don't you?
Wow...
Matsumoto-san just said something amazing.
What's it like?
Well, I'm not really a collector or anything like that...
I don't think you are.
I mean, for someone from Canada...
That's not...
what you think it is!
Oh, I see...
Then what should I do about it?
If you don't do it...
that's another reason...
Divorce!
But you just said it!
There are other reasons...
Can I have a sandwich?
Huh?
I see...
What should I do?
You did it earlier.
What should I do to divorce?
Once a day...
Tell her you love her.
I see.
If I do that...
...will you be okay?
I won't delete the video.
Once a day...
Tell her you love her.
I heard you.
Mr. Hamahama...
It's important.
Shouldn't you say it in front of the camera?
I'll say it when I get home.
Just say it.
I'll say it when I get home.
It's not something you say here.
Just say it!
If you make her angry...
...she'll lose her temper.
Otherwise, it won't end.
So you won't divorce?
Just say you love her!
Instead of being nice...
I'm sorry, Mr. Hamada...
...but you should say it.
I can't help it.
I'll say I love you.
I love you.
Say it again!
He didn't like it.
I love you.
Can I say it?
Judge!
I don't know how to say "I love you" in such a serious way.
Of course, it's embarrassing.
But we overcame it.
It's Mr. Perry Dilley's unique style.
I'm sure you know what I've been told.
It's better for Mr. Perry Dilley to say it now.
Mr. Perry Dilley, is it better for us to say it now?
It's better for you to say it now.
Mr. Perry Dilley, you said "I love you", didn't you?
I love you.
Shouldn't you say my name?
You don't have to say my name.
Mr. Perry Dilley, are you serious?
I'm serious.
It can't be helped.
But...
We're talking about breaking up, aren't we?
I love you, Kiyaki.
Tonight's finalist is Hitoshi Matsumoto.
His rationality is influenced by Piccadilly's Gabriel.
Our last guest is Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Mr. Matsumoto, have you ever thought about what you yourself would be told?
Well...
If I had to say many things, I would say many things.
If I had to say none of them, I would say none of them at all.
I don't know.
Well, then...
Mr. Piccadilly Umeda, please.
Can I...
...take a bite of you?
If you don't marry me, you'll die.
Die?
No, no, this is...
You'll die.
And you'll live to be ten years old.
Ten years old?
Are you serious?
Who do you live for?
I am...
Piccadilly... Meda.
Are you drunk?
No, I'm not.
I am...
Piccadilly... Meda.
But...
I wonder...
What kind of partner do you like?
Well, it's about...
...time for me to say "take a bite of you"?
Piccadilly... Meda's statement about "take a bite of you" has just come out for the first time.
What are you going to do now?
Is it a fortune-telling now?
It's probably a fortune-telling now.
If it's true, it's probably a fortune-telling.
I don't know anymore.
Yes, sir!
This is a little...
We don't know...
It's a down, isn't it?
It's probably a down, but...
I got it.
And...
It's over.
Now, Mr. Piccadilly will go home.
What?
Mr. Piccadilly, thank you for many miracles!
Thank you very much!
This is a terrible way to go home.
Tonight, we had an emergency special program.
Mr. Piccadilly and Ms. Umeda performed a miracle of 100% acidity and odorlessness.
How was it?
Next, you will be bitten in front of the TV!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well, there are many juniors now, aren't there, Yoshimoto?
Yes, there are many of them.
Well, you know that guy, Ooyama, don't you?
Ooyama...
Yoshimoto, Shingireki's...
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Fukuyama's...
Monomane...
Yes, yes...
He's stupid, isn't he?
Yes, yes...
He's really stubborn!
Hmm...
And his stubbornness is too much!
Yes, yes...
And his eldest son is about two years old and his youngest son is still a baby!
I see...
And his eldest son is too cute!
Yes, yes...
But, you know, he's into swinging now.
Mmm...
"Swinging, go, go," Mark says, "Swinging, go, go,"
And then the girl did it first.
First, yes, yes...
She said she'd waited for two or three minutes, but she couldn't stand it and said, "Hey, let's do it already!"
"Well, actually, I've done it a while ago," she said.
This time Mark's into slide...
Oh, that's right, slide...
So I went, and there were two kids in front of me, and I said, "You know, I don't think you should do that," and I said, "You played with Mark, didn't you?"
And the kids were really decent, and they said "yeah", and they said "let's play together", and they said "let's slide", and they said "let's race", and they ran up the stairs and the first one to slide won.
I see.
So the other kid won and said "I'm first!", and Mark said "I'm second!", and they said "wow, you're good", and they said "let's do it again!", and they did it again, and when they did it again, the first kid won again and said "I'm first again!", and that's what happened.
That's too fast!
I said "let's do it again!", and when I went up, I grabbed the pants of the first kid who did it.
Oh, that's not good.
I was a little late at the start.
Oh, oh, oh...
That's the worst!