AISubs v3.4
What kind of things do you bring home?
We have a lot of straps and stuff like that.
Are you trying to make up memories?
No, I'm not.
I don't think you're doing that.
No, I'm not.
You're right.
I might have brought something like that.
Uwaa!
What is it?
Otomo.
Yes!
Who is Tachi?
Tachi?
Who is Tachi?
Tachi?
It's Tachihiroshi!
He can't handle it by himself.
Yes.
Tachi...
Oh, the police?
Yes.
Naoki.
Tachihiroshi.
Yes.
That will decide it.
Who will be Tachihiroshi?
Naoki will decide it.
Naoki?
No one!
Yes, yes.
What?
He's really angry.
What's wrong with you?
You've been ordering me for a long time.
What's wrong with you?
Well, it's the big decision of the western police.
As you can see, it's a big one.
I know.
I've always wanted to do something like that.
But the song is different and there are nine people.
Let's stand up and show who can do it.
You can do it with your own staff.
That's right.
You're beyond the talent range.
Are you a young man?
Mr. Policeman?
You're heavy.
Let's stand up and show who can do it.
It's up to you, isn't it?
Let's do it in order.
For example, if you hit it against the wall and it bounces back, catch it with one hand.
If you can't do it, you'll stand up and show it.
That's the only way.
Ten people, including the talent and staff, will throw a super ball against the wall and catch it with one hand.
If you can't catch it until the end, you'll stand up and show it.
Let's do it.
I can do it.
You're very gentle.
That's amazing.
That's dangerous.
You're delicate.
I'm scared.
You're soft.
If you can't do it, you'll stand up and show it.
Is it okay to say that?
It's okay, right?
That's terrible!
You didn't say anything about it!
That's terrible!
I can't do it.
What is it?
On the other hand, if you did it slowly, it would have been a weird band.
I think so, too slowly and it would be weird.
Oh, this is dangerous!
Is there more?
Out!
These guys are the worst!
The talent team is amazing!
They are young!
Let's go!
I'm sure I can do it.
I skipped it and did it.
I hit it!
It's a catch!
I'm a big fan of this person.
If you did it slowly, it would have been weird.
Okay, okay!
What's okay about it?
Okay, okay!
This is...
This is terrible!
This is no pressure!
Catch! Catch!
If you did it slowly...
It's here! It's here!
I'll stand up!
So, the winner is...
Nakamura!
Would you like to play golf?
I don't want to play at all.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Yes, sir!
Have you decided on Akira?
Akira?
Tachi just said...
It's Akira! Akira!
Akira is the king!
Akira...
Yes, sir.
Choose.
You two won't get along.
Naoki...
Naoki is in charge.
Make up your mind.
Terao...
Terao is Akira.
Na...
Naoki is in charge.
Then...
Yes, sir.
- Oh my, oh my. - Oh my, oh my.
- What is that? - It's not delicate.
- What is that? - What is Naoki?
- I don't know. - I've never heard of him.
- What should we do, Trump?
- I don't know. I don't know.
- What should we do? Anything is fine.
- Anything is fine. - Anything is fine.
- Let's say we have to choose the least educated among us.
- That's fine too.
- Oh, I'm scared!
- I'm scared! I'm scared!
- The one with the lowest number. - Oh, I know! I know!
- Let's say I say "heart" and flip it over.
- The one who said "heart" is safe, right?
- Oh, you got it! - Is it safe?
- Is it out?
- It's one-fourth, right?
- It's better if it's out, right?
- If it's safe, it might not work.
- It might be better if it's out, right? - Yeah, that's right.
- If you flip each card over and you get the same number you said, you're out.
- If you get it right, you're out.
- If you get it right, you're out, right? - If you get it right, you're out.
- If you get it wrong, you're out.
- "Heart"! - Okay.
- Safe! - Safe!
- Is this the last one? - Yeah, it is.
- Oh, I see. - Say it.
- "Heart"!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- That was close! - That was close!
- "Spade"! - Okay.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- That's amazing!
- Even with this, it's one-fourth! - That's right!
- It's out in one go!
- If it's safe, it might not work.
- "Clover"! - "Clover"!
- Go for it!
- Yeah!
- Oh, man!
- It's okay, it's okay! - It's okay, it's okay!
- Okay! - Okay!
- "Diamond"! - Yeah.
- Okay! - Okay!
- If you say it like this, it's over. - It's over!
- "Heart"! - "Heart"!
- I see. - If you say it like this, it's unconditional.
- Unconditional. - Unconditional.
- "Diamond"! - Yeah.
- There's only two left! - It's over!
- It's over for Endo! - It's over for Endo!
- "Water"! - "Water"?
- "Water"! - "Water"!
- "Water"? - "Water"!
- I know what it is, Mark can't tell! - He can't tell!
- It's impossible for him to imagine it! - Okay, it's over for Endo!
- It's over for Endo! - It's over for Endo!
- Hmm... "Spheres"? - "Spheres"!
- Okay! - Alright!
- Anyway! - Yes!
- Anyway! - Endo is the winner!
- I'm glad! - I'm glad!
One bottle of water, please.
- Boy. - Yes?
- Who is Gen? - Gen?
It's Shunsuke Karia.
Shunsuke Karia?
Naoki.
You choose.
Split it up.
This one?
Split it up like this.
Gen, you choose.
Kotaro!
Yes?
Can you finish it as soon as possible?
What should we do?
What should we do? It's already decided.
It's decided.
Explain the rules!
One person will choose a whistle one by one.
There is only one whistle that doesn't make a sound.
The one who guesses it right is Shunsuke Karia.
- I see. - Yes.
Choose a whistle one by one and blow it in order.
The one who chooses a whistle that doesn't make a sound and only one whistle is Shunsuke Karia.
Let's do it together.
Let's do it together, then.
It's only one whistle.
If we can be chosen here, I'd like to be Taji and Hiroshi.
Let's do it together.
Yes!
Kotaro!
Let's do it together and only one whistle.
Let's blow it and say it again.
Okay, let's start with Yama-chan.
It's you!
Look!
Blow it!
Look!
Aiyama-chan!
I'm not afraid of you!
I'm sure you'll be fine now, won't you?
Hey, you.
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's Mr. Tani, isn't it?
It's Mr. Fujioka Jukei.
Mr. Tani.
Who is it?
It's me.
So, Tani-san, decide.
Tani-san, decide.
Yes, Kuroiwa...no, Daiman.
I know, I know. I'll be there soon.
I know, it's fine.
Kuroiwa is a big city, isn't it?
I know!
Hurry up and decide!
I don't know what I'm doing!
It's your favorite blue shirt, isn't it?
It wasn't this color of horror at the time.
Maybe it's just my face now.
It wasn't!
It's an old horror!
What's this?
This...there's still this...
human-sized towel.
This...
Every year, there's only one towel with ink on it.
Out of the prepared towels, choose one and wipe your face.
The person who pulls out the ink-soaked towel wins the lottery.
Take it! Take it!
But you did it, didn't you?
I could see it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I don't need it anymore, so why don't you take it?
I did it.
I don't want it anymore!
Then, let's take it.
But you have to open it and say "ready, set, go!"
Let's do it.
Ready, set, go!
I couldn't see it.
I knew it!
I could see it, but why did you do it?
I knew it!
And so...
Tsujiyo won the heavyweight championship!
Great!
The change of time takes sadness
beyond the crowd.
When tomorrow comes,
flowers will bloom
even in dusty and dry cities.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
There's something I'd like to tell you all.
I think if I tell you this, you'll say it's a lie.
I'm sure you'll think so too.
Well, we'll hear it first.
But I basically think that this kind of talk is absolutely not a lie.
I only say the truth.
It's a story that feels like a lie, but it's not a lie.
It's a short story, but is it okay?
It happened the other day.
Yes, yes, we'll hear it first.
I was driving my car.
I shouldn't have turned right.
I thought I shouldn't have turned right, but my glove was falling off.
My glove was falling like this, so I turned around.
No, I'm serious, I'm serious!
I was surprised!
I was like, "What?!"
That's all?
No, that's all.
No, but aren't you surprised?!
Of course not, I was surprised that I turned.
No, I mean, you know, your aging part and...
No, I was surprised that I turned when I saw it.
You were surprised, weren't you?
Whoa! I'm finally here too!
And it's not like it's clean or anything.
It's like... it's like...
It's a little flimsy, isn't it?
It's a little flimsy.
I was like, "Whoa!"
Well, you know, everyone...
Well, it's not like I'm going to eat anything!
Well, I'm not going to order...
anything but Ritz, you know?
Hey, you're getting carried away again!
Ritz isn't the only thing that's sweet, you know!
Well, well, look, I'm not saying, "Eat this! Eat this and go home today!"
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all. It's just a little story.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If this was me yesterday and today, I'd be talking like I just took a demon's head out of my mouth.
If it were me now, I'd be talking about stuff like this.
I'm not going to be dragged around like this forever.
Hey, just say something!
Just say it!
Oh, I remember now!
Everyone, you shouldn't believe the news!
Now, you know...
There's a bike, a motorcycle, right?
There's an exercise you have to do in order not to put it in front of you.
They say it's dangerous in the back.
And they say you have to put on a helmet.
You might die if you don't do that.
And they say it's an experiment.
You know...
You put a doll on the bike.
With a helmet.
You put the doll on the bike and knock it down.
Then...
Don't be so persistent.
No, no, no...
It's a doll!
No, it's just a doll.
A real human would never do such a thing!
It's like this because it's a mustang!
If you knock it down, it'll be like this!
And you don't knock down a moose with a moose in front of you, do you?!
What kind of moose is it?!
Well, sometimes it's in bad shape.
What do you mean?
It's in bad shape?
The moose is in bad shape, too.
Do you know that...
Ladies only vehicle?
You can do that? By train?
You can do it.
And you can't go back...
That's right!
You can't go back.
I see.
And you take too many of them.
Maybe one or two vehicles are enough.
And you take...
One or...
Maybe?!
You take too many of them!
And...
I'm laughing now, but...
It's completely empty!
What?!
The ladies are wearing tank tops...
Are you serious?!
It's completely empty!
You can't even think about it!
And you take it like this with the camera, right?!
If you take it like this, you can see the vehicle over there!
The vehicle over there's...
Door!
Officer!
Really, really!
I want to do it too!
Really!
Really?
You'll be surprised!
You're so old, poor you!
In a one-way vehicle...
It's true!
How do you like it? Being in a woman-controlled vehicle...
I'm so happy! I was so scared before!
Now I can drive with confidence!
All of you who say that are *****!
People who can't be at ease all the time come!
In the end, the old man who couldn't get in the woman's vehicle...
The old man comes even more!
Yes, that's right.
That's a problem, isn't it?!
I don't know. Maybe I've been in a woman- controlled vehicle before.
You still have it, don't you?
Did you get in it?
It's worn out, isn't it?!
No, it's not.
See, it's worn out!
And in the next vehicle, the old man is like this!
Isn't it?
It's amazing, really!
All of you are like Julie!
That's what I want to say!
All of you are like Julie!
Before, when Matsumoto-san was working part-time at ***** Pizza...
Please tell us about your best friend, Takashi- kun.
Takashi-kun...
He was a good guy, you know?
That's right.
In the end, he died in a pit.
The cheese was all over him!
Manager!
Then tell me why you went into the pit. Hold it upside down and tell me.
Why did he go into the pit with his hands like this?
That's what you're worried about?
That's right.
I said goodbye.
With half and half.
You can have anything.
I said goodbye.
I came back and said, "I did it."
I hate you!
Wait a minute!
I hate you!
Why did you go into the pit with your hands like this?
You're finally saying something meaningful.
I hate you!
Then you don't know why you went into the pit, do you?
Why did you go into the pit with your hands like this?
Then you have to talk to the manager.
Oh, I can't say that anymore.
Then why did you go into the pit with your hands like this?
Manager! Manager!
Matsumoto-kun!
The manager said.
He was over there!
Get the manager, too!
I don't know the reason.
In the end, it's over.
It was a disaster.
Yes.
The manager was crispy.
Well...
The edge was...