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[Emergency Project]
- Everyone! - Yes!
- Today we have an emergency project. - Yes.
- Is it an emergency? - It's an emergency!
- It's not that easy, is it? - That's right.
- Excuse me for a moment. - Yes.
You really didn't want to quit, did you?
- I didn't want to quit! What are you talking about? - Oh, you...
- I know.
- Emergency plan. - Yes!
- The other day you had a conversation with Yama - chan. - Yes, yes.
- During that time, Yama-chan took a break and you had a match. Do you remember it? - Yes, I do.
- I don't remember it. - No, no, no.
- It was the biggest laugh of all. - No, no, no!
- No, no, it's not like that! - No, no, no.
- It was during your break, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- Dynamite Shikoku-san. - Dynamite Shikoku-san. - Yes, yes, Shikoku Shikoku-san.
- That was... - Yes.
- After midnight, there were a lot of questions from viewers. - Eh?
- "Who is that girl with?" - Eh?
- "Is she on the phone?" - "Is she on the phone?"
- Eh? - Eh?
Dynamite Shikoku-san.
Although she suddenly appeared in the match between Yamazaki and Moriman,
she fought her rival Escargotman and unfortunately lost the match.
However, her popular performance "Shikoku Shikoku" got a lot of viewers.
Today, we will take a closer look at Dynamite Shikoku-san.
Now, let's welcome it.
A superstar born out of the sea of Naruto, Dynamite Shikoku-san! Please come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Is it like this normally? - It's like this normally.
- It's quite small. - Is it?
- But, really, I'm here to call you "the servant of the cliff". - Eh?
- "The servant of the cliff"! - Please take care of me today.
- Please take care of me. - Wasn't it like that during training? Is it okay?
- No, no, no. I started training at 5 in the morning for about 40 minutes.
- That's short! 40 minutes?
- I trained twice at 6 in the morning. - Ah, I see.
- So, you woke up at 10 and trained for 40 minutes?
- But, it's like "wake up at 5 in the morning". I have that "wake up" feeling.
- Please take care of me. - "Wake up" and "wake up" are mixed up.
- Shikoku-san, I'm sorry, but how old are you? - I don't really say it, but...
- I'm 33 years old. - 33?
- 33?
- I'm sorry, but how old do you think "the servant of the cliff" is?
- Well, it's embarrassing, but...
- I've been saying it since the 3rd time. - Seriously?!
- Since the 3rd time. - Since 16 years ago.
- Yamazaki said it was the 2nd time, right? - That's right.
- I've been saying it since the 3rd time. - You don't say it like that.
- It's 3, right? - It's definitely not 3.
- Of course it's not 3! - That's right.
- I'm sorry, but Shikoku-san, why do you say "the servant of the cliff" so much?
- Well, I guess it's because of the training order.
- Oh, is that so? - That's why I'm here.
- I'd like to show you around. - Oh, really? - Let's go. - Let's go.
- Where are we going today, Yukari? - Well, we're going to a regular store I used to go to a lot of times.
- I haven't shown my face recently. - Oh, is that so?
- Since you didn't have much income? - Well, when I was 18 years old...
- I moved here for the first time in my life. - It's difficult. Which apartment did you live in?
- Oh, I see. - Didn't you live in an apartment like this before? - I used to live in... - What did you live in? - I lived in a gym.
- A gym?! - You don't live in a gym anymore! - That's a big deal! - Dynamo-san, you're not saying anything!
- What?! - Dynamo-san, you're not saying anything!
- This way. - Sangoyen. - It's a regular store. - Sangoyen. - Sangoyen. - It's nice. - It's nice to be in a place like this.
- This is a regular store, Sangoyen, which Dynamo and Shikoku-san used to go to a few decades ago. - Hello. - Welcome! - Hello. - Can we watch something on TV? - Sure, go ahead.
- Hello. - Hello, Maito-kun. - Hello. - We're from downtown. - It's nice to see you again. - Maito - kun, Maito-kun. - It's been a while. - It's been ten years. - I'm so happy. - I'm so happy. - Have a seat. - Thank you.
- It's been a while. - What's up with Kyoko-chan today? - She got married. - She did? - She was married, wasn't she? - She was married! - She was! - She was, wasn't she?
- Have you ever seen Shikoku-san before? - No, I haven't. - Not at all. - I've been seeing you since you came out. - It's been like that for a while now. - Excuse me for a second. - Huh?
- You can't do that. - Can you raise it up a little?
- Shikoku-san? - It was a little hot. - No, Shikoku-san.
- You're a clothing restaurant. - I can't stand hot food.
- I buy other things, but I can't stand hot food. - But you've been out for a while now.
- Did your mother support you? - Yes.
- What do you do? - Well, it's been 5 or 6 years now.
- I've been popular in a group for a while now. - Oh.
- It was like a first-time boom. - Yes.
- So I thought I'd put out a record. - The B-side is really long.
- Ask me about the A-side. - Yes.
- On a night like this, can you sleep alone, you? - You say it, you!
- It's written by C. Bock. - Oh, good morning!
- Oh, is that so? - What do you usually eat here?
- Well, you know, as you can see over there, there's a 450-yen set meal. - Wow, that's a lot!
- I'd like you all to try out the 450-yen set meal. - Wow, that's a lot!
- Well, as always... - I'll have the usual big portion, okay? - No, the big portion!
- Make it a large portion. - Yes, a large portion.
- Can we all have a large portion? - Yes, a large portion.
- Dad, can we have a large portion and 450-yen set meal? - A large portion?
- Well, as wrestlers, our bodies are our foundation, so a large portion alone is not enough.
- And on top of that, my dynamite mic is a large portion. - Oh, wow!
- Is this a large portion? - This is 450-yen set meal. - Wow, that's cheap!
- Wow, that's amazing! - Wow, that's amazing!
- You know, when wrestlers eat, it's like they're going all out. - Yeah, it's like they're going all out.
- Yeah, when wrestlers eat, it's like they're going all out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Huh? Why are you hiding it?
- Here you go. - You're not eating it, are you? - No, it's good.
Do you have any fights you'd like to have right now?
We'll talk about that later.
We're here now.
- That's not good. - What do you mean?
- There's nothing we can do. - There's nothing we can do.
- We're here now. - That's right.
Right now...
- In the past... - How were you when you were little?
- When I was little... - I'd like to know.
- Well... I was a naughty boy. - I see.
Are there people who still have feelings for you?
- The person who still has feelings for me... - That's right.
- He was my teacher in elementary school. - Elementary school...
- His name is Mr. Nartogawa. - Mr. Nartogawa...
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- We haven't met for 20 years. - Well, Mr. Nartogawa...
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - It's been 30 years.
It's been a while!
- It's Dynamite-kun! - What?
- Mr. Nartogawa! - It's been a while!
- Nice to meet you! - You've grown so much!
- What's wrong? - I don't know.
- What's wrong? - I took the first train this morning from Shikoku.
- Oh, you called me... - I think...
- We were tricked, too! - We were tricked, too!
- I was really surprised. - It was Mr. Nartogawa who was 6 years old.
- And now, the principal is here. - He's here.
- Hello. - Hello. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Is it your first time? - Yes, it is. - Thank you.
Everyone is looking at the graduation album of elementary school.
- Do you know who I am? - No, no, no.
- Do you know who I am? - What?
- You do have a face! - You!
- It's nostalgic. - Can you see the camera?
- I don't know. - I don't know. - Your face...
- I don't know. - Can you tell who I am just by looking at me?
- You already have... - Yes. - Your clothes...
- You already have this. - Yes, I do.
- Did you like it when you were young? - Yes, I still like it.
- Did you have a dream? - Since then.
- I've always wanted to be a wrestler. - A wrestler.
- It's nostalgic, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- What kind of kid were you, Shikoku-san? - Well...
- I don't remember much. - You're kidding!
- I don't remember much. - What are you talking about?
- A letter from a teacher of such fortune. - To Dynamite-kun...
- When I was in elementary school, I didn't stand out much. - To be honest, when I became a professional wrestler...
- I couldn't believe it was you. - But...
- Looking at you now, I'm glad you became a professional wrestler. - I'm glad you became a professional wrestler.
- I and my classmates are rooting for you in Shikoku. - Take care of yourself and become a champion soon.
- Narutogawa Hideo.
- Thank you for everything. - Thank you.
- I'm Yokku. - I'm Yokku.
- Shikoku, take care of yourself. - Take care of yourself.
- Thank you for everything. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
It was a moving reunion for Dynamite Shikoku.
- Next time... - Yes?
- Come back twice or thrice a week. - That's pretty good.
- Hey, Misawa! - Hello, Shikoku-san!
- What's up, Misawa? - You've improved a lot!
- Yeah... I'll come back tomorrow or the day after. - I'll leave you to it!
- Come back again, Misawa! - Yes, yes!
- You're such an idiot! - Don't say that!
- I'm a wrestler, so I have my own image. - That's rude of you.
- But I'm a strong wrestler. Oh, it's here! - No, you're not a strong wrestler.
- Hello! - Welcome! - Hello!
- I've been waiting for you, Shikoku-san! - Hello!
- How are you? - Can I take a picture with you? - Yes, of course.
- This is awesome! - This is so cool!
- It used to have this calendar. - Yes, it did!
- I wanna take a picture with you, Taisha. - You're so passionate about it. - You're right.
- I'm gonna try Taisha's Shikoku. - You too, Taisha!
- You too! - You too, Taisha!
- You're so cool! - You're so cool!
- This is huge! - Isn't it? - It's huge!
Huh?
- Okay, shall we touch it? - It's not that big
- Matsumoto-san, go ahead - Yes?
- Is this yours? - Yes, it's mine
I think it was Christmas Eve last year
Matsumoto-san, you've been going back and forth to Shikoku
I've been going back and forth
You've been going back and forth to Shikoku
You're almost always going back and forth to Shikoku
- You have a lot of money - I do
But you've been going back and forth this year
- Since before Christmas Eve - I've been going back and forth until the 10th
- Oh, I see - You've been going back and forth
- You've been going back and forth in Shikoku - You like Shikoku, don't you?
- You've been going back and forth for a year - Yes
- What's this? - It's my birthday
- Huh? Me too - Me too
- I knew it, but it's my birthday - Oh, really?
- With Misako Kondo - Oh, yes, with Otomezawa
- It's a coincidence - Yes, it's a coincidence
In front of their favorite hot pot, it seems like there's something else from Dynamite Shikoku-san
Hey!
Sorry for keeping you waiting
- Take care of yourself! - Yes!
It's Christmas Eve
- Turn on the dynamite! - Yes! It's Dynamite Ibaraki
- Why Ibaraki? Ibaraki or Ibaraki? - It's Ibaraki
- Which one? - It's a tree - Ibaraki? - Yes, Osaka's Ibaraki
I'd like you to see my personal goods
- It's this - Books?
- I've released a book recently - Shikoku?
- Is it an advertisement? - No, it's not an advertisement
- It's this - Which one is it?
I'd like to give this book to five people
I'll give you my autograph
- Which book is it? - It's this one
Well, it's "Hanse"
It's a book I wrote before I was born
But I'm the one who wrote the manga "Yonkon"
- Oh, is that so? - I'm also the one who wrote "Nana"
- How much is it? - It's 2,900 yen
- That's expensive! - It's expensive
- It's quite expensive - It is
- It's about 1,000 yen - It's expensive
I was wondering about this
Do you know "Yes or No pillow"?
- Oh, yes - It's in a TV show
I learned how to make it
They made me this "dark blue pillow"
- What does it mean? - It doesn't have much meaning
Dark blue doesn't have much meaning
I'll give it to three people
Please give me this book, too
Dark blue pillow and dark blue pillow
Dynamite blind man introduces popular goods one by one
- I like this one - How much is it?
It's 12,800 yen
- That's expensive - It is
- Wait a minute - Yes
Can you bring me that?
- What's this? - What?
- What's this? - Wait a minute
You put alcohol in a glass and drink it
- Here you are - Oh, it has alcohol in it
- It doesn't make sense - It doesn't make sense
I drink it a lot
- It's like a Naruto movie - It's so good
- I'll buy it - Let's drink it
- You can drink it with a pitcher - That's right
- You can drink it all - That's right
- Wow - It's big
- You can drink it with a pitcher - It's my first time drinking it
- It's amazing - It's made of dark blue
- It's made of dark blue
- It's like a Japanese pool - Cheers!
- How can we drink it? - Let's drink it
- Thank you - Cheers!
Doesn't alcohol hurt your face?
I don't feel any luxury.
I don't feel any luxury at all.
I've felt it since we first met.
I don't feel any luxury at all.
Ordinary people.
Huh?
What's wrong?
The other day...
That's right.
When did you come?
Hey!
What are you doing?
When did you come?
Why are you here?
Stop it!
Shikobu-san!
Hey!
Mike! Shikobu-san, Mike!
Mike-san!
Shikobu-san!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Cheers!
Ouch!
Wait.
Ouch!
Let's separate.
Ouch!
Let's separate.
Emergency!
Yes!
What happened?
I'm tired.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
Did you walk?
I did it myself.
Hey!
Shikobu-san!
Hey!
Shikobu-san!
Hey!
Where are you going?
Get up!
Awesome!
What's up with you guys today?
Are you crazy?
I really don't know what you're talking about.
I'm really sorry! I don't mean to start a fight with you guys, but...
I think you guys don't like us that much, do you?
You know...
I usually ask Hamada for his support.
Well, I know that he's not popular or anything...
But still...
What is this flirty atmosphere?
I mean...
He's just like "If I came out, things would be like this again, right?"
That's pretty much it...
What...
Just one thing...
Could you please let me say it?
- Can I get angry? - You're getting angry again.
- Let me say it. You're always angry. - No, I'm not angry.
- It's not like I'm really angry. - It's fine.
- It's always like this in this season. - Yes.
- What month is it now? Is it around March? - Yes.
- If you look at the weather forecast at this time of year... - Yes.
- They'll definitely say something like "It's already March, but it's still cold." - Yes.
- They say it in general conversations, too. "It's already March, but it's still cold." - Yes.
- I really want to say this every year, but...
- March is cold!
- Why do you forget March?!
- Why do you forget that it was cold every year?!
- It's already past midnight...
- It's already April...
- It doesn't matter if there's already a movie...
- It doesn't matter...
- It's already March!
- Even if you go to a store, they say it's not March yet, but it's still cold.
- You've seen fireworks in March, right?!
- It's cold!
- March is cold!
- Why do you forget that?!
- You'd better remember it!
- I really hate it!
- Sorry, sorry...
- You'd better not say it!
- I didn't say it!
- You'd better not say it!
- Don't say it like that!
- There are people like you who say it, right?
- No, no, there are a lot of people like me.
- So...
- Everyone, please remember this.
- Yes.
- So...
- There's a period in Japan, right?
- Yes, there is.
- I'm stupid, so I say "There's a period in Japan!"
- And then I say "There's a period in Japan for 12 months!"
- And then I say "There's a period in Japan for 3 months!"
- I say it, but...
- It's been cold since October!
- I know that!
- Yes, 5! Yes, 10!
- I know that!
- Everyone knows October!
- Yes, 10!
- Then 11!
- 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
- It's been cold like this!
- It's been cold for 8 months!
- Isn't it cold in May?
- It is!
- It's still cold in October, too!
- It's not cold in October! It's cold in May!
- Oh, you...
- You're too relaxed!
- Excuse me...
- It's cold enough in May!
- I see...
- If it wasn't cold, you wouldn't swim in Koigawa!
- Huh?!
- You mean climbing Koigawa?
- Yes, yes, yes!
- You know...
- What I have to say to you is...
- If you're too relaxed...
- You'll forget how cold it is!
(laughs)
You don't look like a partner at all!
(laughs)
You look like a wife!
(laughs)